It's official! I'm coming to Austin on our book tour for The Paleo Kitchen! We weren't sure if we were going to be able to book anything on such short notice, but I was lucky enough to chat with the people at CrossFit Central and they are going to host our... Read More »
YAY!! So much Paleo Kitchen in one post. Not only am I sharing another sneak peek recipe from my newest cookbook, The Paleo Kitchen, but I'm also announcing my first book tour that George and I will be going on starting next week!! I've never done an actual book tour before,... Read More »
That's my excited face.
Oh sh*t. I can't even hold it in. Word vomit is about to happen. I'M WRITING MY FIRST COOKBOOK!!
I'm literally tearing up just thinking about this. I've wanted this for so long and have gone back and forth about how I would accomplish this goal. But once... Read More »
So Laura and I went out the other night with a bunch of girls. A girls night, if you must. We needed to dance. You know, do the usual Friday night cliche act. Get hammered, dance like idiots, sometimes on bars, then stumble our way to a cab and hope... Read More »
Wtf. July 4th is THIS weekend? This freaking weekend? Ugh. What the hell. That means summer is pretty much almost over. Remember when you were a little kid and would almost get sick of summer and want school to start back up again? Or was that just me? It makes... Read More »
The weather yesterday in Colorado was absolutely insane. We started our workout and it began to hail and lightning like the world was about to end. Then the hail turned to crazy crain and wind. I totally thought my car was doomed for hail damage. She's good. But, we had... Read More »
The Bachelor has began to fully disappoint after too many weeks of nothing happening on top of more nothing happening. Good sentence, huh? I've heard some people call Kaitlyn a slut because she's making out with so many guys while doing the dirty on the side, but I fully support... Read More »
Did you know you could eat the skin of salmon? Wait, can you eat the skin of any fish?? I really have no idea and knew nothing of this fact until recently. And the only way I will ever eat salmon now is with the skin nice and crispy. That's... Read More »
I wish I had a blast chiller, Food Network Chopped style, so I could make this and eat this faster than you can say, "Holy poop, do you think Kim Kardashian is going to name her son South West?" Because I seriously love this dessert. It's like a bazillion degrees... Read More »
I don't really know what to say about The Bachelorette this week. Because it was yet another episode that needed more drama. WHEN IS KAITLYN GOING TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF THEM?!! You can't put that in the preview starting at episode one and put that drama off until later.... Read More »
Holy shart. I have about a million outfits for you. A MILLION. I don't know how I ended up dressing up this week because it was bat sh*t crazy. My third cookbook, Juli Bauer's Paleo Cookbook, goes to print June 15th. JUNE 15TH!! Do you know how many days that... Read More »
Let's talk about what's important here...The Bachelorette and the super boring 2 hour episode this week. What is crazy is they edited it to be the most interesting episode they could, and it still sucked. The dates were lame, the drama was lame, the make outs were lame. Nothing was... Read More »
Jenni Hulet is the mastermind behind the popular blog The Urban Poser. I was introduced to her blog by the first ever guest post on PaleOMG. What was it? Samoa donuts. And cupid shot an arrow straight into my heart. I became an instant fan! I knew I wanted My Paleo Patisserie, badly, from all... Read More »
Fashion Fridays are a bit slow this week because all I've been doing is finishing up my third cookbook. It's been going through the design process so I'm continuously checking, changing, and redoing all kinds of things before it goes to print in two weeks. I'M SO DAMN EXCITED!!! But... Read More »
Ughhhhh. Dude. I had this awesome dessert planned for you that I've totally made in the past but had to retest. I'm either doing something wrong OR my oven isn't the temperature it says it is because the recipe failed TWICE. I'm pouting over here. Only child style. So instead... Read More »
Ugh. I just took a huge swig of spoiled cashew milk. Siiiiiiiick. My stomach is churning.
Speaking of stomach churning, did you watch The Bachelorette last night? Man, that sh*ts good. Literally the worst dates you could imagine, they went on. Aren't dates suppose to help you like the person more? I... Read More »
Who watched the CrossFit Regional this weekend? I did not. But my Facebook sure kept me updated. I know that Stacie Tovar wore white shorts, that Julie Foucher tore her achilles and that some girl dislocated her knee. I also saw lots of people face plant trying to jump over... Read More »
I totally don't like planning a wedding. I just want it to be here. I really like the dress shopping part and knowing that we will be getting married in beautiful Jamaica, but that's all I want to plan. I don't want to write checks to pay for it all,... Read More »
Can we just get a slow clap for Kaitlyn becoming the next Bachelorette? I wouldn't have wasted the many hours of my life watching the Bachelorette if had been Brit. Stop thinking I'm annoying for loving trash tv. It's the best. Why else do you watch tv if you're not... Read More »
Excited to have Monica from The Movement Menu on the blog today to share her amazing ice cream recipe! We haven't exactly hit summer here in Colorado, it snowed on Sunday, but I am ready for it. Ready for tank tops, ready for ice cream, ready for patios, and ready... Read More »
Ok, sooooo my eye won't stop twitching. It's been 4 days now. They say it's a sign of stress, dehydration, lack of sleep, allergies and some other crap. Sure, I'm stressed, but isn't that what being a new homeowner while being a small business owner is all about? There's no... Read More »
You guys. Dandelions have TAKEN OVER OUR YARD. We mowed on Sunday and they are already a foot above the grass. One day, I was feeling pumped up and began pulling a crap ton. Those roots are insanity. And they almost gross me out. It's like pulling a dozen thick... Read More »
So here's the thing...I never buy collard greens. Like, ever. I don't know why, I guess there are just other greens that interest me more. BUT, after eating at 24Diner in Austin and holding back from getting fries, I ordered their bacon braised collard greens and I was absolutely blown away... Read More »
There I said it.
You know how you buy something expensive and then you regret it later? I have two expensive dresses that I've bought online and both are too short. Ass cheeks out and all. But I will still make them work at least once even though I regret purchasing... Read More »
Hello luva!! How is going? What's new? Whatcha been up to? I'm hoping your spring is sunny and warm because ours is not right now and I'm sure ready for sunshine. And a tan. Don't tell me that being tan is bad for you and skin cancer, etc. etc. I... Read More »
Do these cookies look perfect or what? Not just perfect, but in-the-cookie-case-at-Whole-Foods worthy. They are totally beautiful. And if you know me, you know I obviously didn't make such a beautiful cookie. I'm a bit of a sloppy cook. But that is why we have extremely creative people like Nora... Read More »
I thought Juli had long recipe names… Ali has her rivaled, ha!
Ali Maffucci is the creative genius behind the Inspiralized blog and cookbook. You may remember her from her guest posts Apple Noodle & Prosciutto Baby Kale Salad with Roasted Hazelnuts, Salmon BLT & Avocado in a Sweet Potato Noodle Bun and Pesto... Read More »