That's my excited face.
Oh sh*t. I can't even hold it in. Word vomit is about to happen. I'M WRITING MY FIRST COOKBOOK!!
I'm literally tearing up just thinking about this. I've wanted this for so long and have gone back and forth about how I would accomplish this goal. But once... Read More »
So Laura and I went out the other night with a bunch of girls. A girls night, if you must. We needed to dance. You know, do the usual Friday night cliche act. Get hammered, dance like idiots, sometimes on bars, then stumble our way to a cab and hope... Read More »
Oh man. People are going to be angered by this post. It's ok angry humans, you don't actually have to consume it. So thankfully you can hush. Hush my child. Did you see all the negativity on my instagram yesterday? Man, it was exhausting. I don't know why people get... Read More »
Egg salad reminds me of my childhood. I pretty much hated all foods that weren't cookies or brownies when I was younger, but if you smeared mayo on anything, I'd eat it. So I loved chicken salad, egg salad, and surprisingly even tuna salad. I remember when I was back... Read More »
These pancakes were inspired by Snooze AM Eatery here in Denver. Last week, the bf was oh so lovely to take me to breakfast randomly. This is an exciting thing. You see, on the weekends Snooze has a line ALWAYS that's at least an hour or longer. Always. No matter... Read More »
I haven't made a 5 ingredient recipe in a while. I apologize for that. But it's sometimes hard to come up with recipes that taste really good with such few ingredients. Flavor comes from different spice and herbs, that's why I add them to my recipe. But thankfully, some wonderful... Read More »
I'm obsessed with Steve's Paleo Goods paleo krunch nut-free cereal. I love all of their krunch cereals, but since my body isn't too into nuts, I try to stay away from them as much as I can. Which is tough when it comes to paleo granolas or cereals. Thankfully, Steve's... Read More »
It's official. I absolutely love living with a guy. I've had wonderful girl roommates for as long as I can remember, but living with a dude is real great. They don't have near as much hair (or at least my guy doesn't) to fill the bathroom floor, they don't use... Read More »
I kind of loved this weekend. I slept a lot. I worked out. I hung out with friends. I ate most of my meals at home, meaning I saved money. I hung out on my new couch, which is the greatest thing in the entire world. I watched 3 Twilight... Read More »
You know what may be the best feeling in the entire world? When you're stuck in traffic, gripping your steering wheel so you don't scream, then once it finally opens up and you slam on the gas petal because it's the only way to release that built up stress in... Read More »
So we settled on a couch. It's not the exact look we wanted in a couch, but when we sat on it, we pretty much drowned in it. In a good way. Did you ever see that show on PBS, The Big Comfy Couch? I only had 4 channels growing... Read More »
Say what?? I want to eat this all day. No seriously. I almost did yesterday.
Alright. I need to put something out there. Right on the table. This is for my readers that have read my blog for a while now and know my complete life story. First, thank you for... Read More »
Yesterday, I was in such a rut, I had to shower and do my hair and makeup just to feel productive. Then you know what I did? Still wasn't productive. I think I haven't fully recovered from Vegas, even though there wasn't much to recover from since I didn't drink... Read More »
Before you freak out on me and remind me that cheese is not paleo, please understand that I am aware of that. But I also like to give gluten free people or less strict people different food options. If you want to freak out, go ahead, scream into a pillow... Read More »
Seriously. Could these get any more adorable? You use silicone shaped molds and they make anything cute. I swear. You could even stuff meat into these shapes and make them cute. Heart burger nuggets? What a genius idea. I'm seriously a genius. Or maybe I'm just on a sugar high... Read More »
Don't you hate when I make recipe titles that long? I don't. It explains everything that is in the recipe, so then there are no unhappy surprises. Oh wait. There is one surprise in this. Cacao nibs. But those are totally happy surprises. So it's fine.
Doesn't this dessert seem very... Read More »
I love waffles. That's all.
I need to explain something. I don't like the cold. What's the point in being cold when you can be warm. That's probably why I don't ski. BUT, Colorado is pretty much the most wonderful place on earth and since we do get cold, we really... Read More »
Holy poodles! I go to Vegas soon!! In all the hustle and bustle of moving, I've completely forgotten to plan my outfits, get a spray tan, and get my nails done. I mean, there's not much else to plan when heading to Vegas, right? Right. I'll plan my outfits tomorrow... Read More »
I ate this meal for lunch yesterday. So it doesn't actually have to be dinner. You could eat it for breakfast. It would be awesome for breakfast. Anywho, my favorite kind of meals are easy ones that include a protein, carbohydrate and fat. I try to always have some kind... Read More »
I honestly don't really know the exact sandwich Elvis really loved, but I'm pretty sure it was these flavors. If it wasn't, it should have been.
Moving on. Welp. That wasn't exactly fun to watch last night. That's really all I have to say about that since I don't really like... Read More »
First off, I know this isn't the sexiest picture you've ever seen. But please understand something: I used cheese because it's for the Super Bowl. For a celebration. So don't go crapping yourself and hating me for not being strict paleo. Hatred is very unattractive. Also, I had to look... Read More »
I don't know about you, but I'm in love. With cookie bites. Deep inside, I think people love the Super Bowl more for the mini snacks than for the actual game. I'm sure I'll get hell for saying that, but I don't care. COME AT ME, BRO! But for real,... Read More »
Super bowl snacks time!! All week I will be bringing you paleo/primal super bowl snacks that you can bring to your friends house or make for your guests. The Super Bowl Sunday is coming up. And people everywhere will be stuffing their face with lots of food. Thankfully, you won't... Read More »
If you haven't watched the latest Mindy Project, TURN AWAY NOW. Just go straight to the recipe. Or at least skip this paragraph. I'm serious. This is a spoiler alert if you haven't watched it. OMGIMSOEXCITEDDANNYANDMINDYFINALLYKISSED!!!! Best winter finale EVER. I've pretty much stopped watching New Girl, I'm very sad... Read More »
I love cashews. I love paprika. I love sweet things. I love all of them combined. So that what I did it. These are like eating toffee covered nuts. Beauty.
I really wish I didn't have an allergy to nuts. I had to get these out of the house right away... Read More »
So the other day, when the Broncos game was starting, I decided I should probably watch at least 5 minutes of it. Mostly because it keeps me social. It seems that all of my friends like sports, or at least act like they like sports to fit in, and I... Read More »
Ok, so like it usually is on Mondays, it's an ALMOST 5 ingredient recipe. But the garlic powder and salt and pepper totally don't count as an ingredient. Sorry I'm not sorry. It tastes good and it's simple. That's the whole point of Mondays.
So I love trying new restaurants. I... Read More »