It's official! I'm coming to Austin on our book tour for The Paleo Kitchen! We weren't sure if we were going to be able to book anything on such short notice, but I was lucky enough to chat with the people at CrossFit Central and they are going to host our... Read More »
YAY!! So much Paleo Kitchen in one post. Not only am I sharing another sneak peek recipe from my newest cookbook, The Paleo Kitchen, but I'm also announcing my first book tour that George and I will be going on starting next week!! I've never done an actual book tour before,... Read More »
That's my excited face.
Oh sh*t. I can't even hold it in. Word vomit is about to happen. I'M WRITING MY FIRST COOKBOOK!!
I'm literally tearing up just thinking about this. I've wanted this for so long and have gone back and forth about how I would accomplish this goal. But once... Read More »
So Laura and I went out the other night with a bunch of girls. A girls night, if you must. We needed to dance. You know, do the usual Friday night cliche act. Get hammered, dance like idiots, sometimes on bars, then stumble our way to a cab and hope... Read More »
Thanksgiving is TOMORROW, but do you have all of your dishes planned? Because I'm definitely not prepared. I still need to grocery shop and get my life together. Because come Thanksgiving morning, I will be mimosa tipsy at my gym and completely worthless in the kitchen. Which means I need... Read More »
I absolutely positively 100% adore this recipe. I love it, I want it, I gotta have it. The leftovers are sitting in my fridge right now, just calling my name. And when I was deciding which dessert recipe to bring to my Friendsgiving, I immediately decided this one as soon... Read More »
Honestly, making a real pie is too time consuming for me. Especially on a holiday. You expect me to make a paleo crust, then the filling, then make it look all pretty, then bake it, then slice it and hope people like it...while I'm most likely tipsy? No thank you.... Read More »
What is it about the holidays that makes people want to drink? Is it because they are usually with family? Or is it because it's freezing out and you want to bundle up, all drunk like. Or is it because you have no inhibitions about your diet and just say,... Read More »
You guys. Taking photos of a cornish hen that has food stuffed up her bum bum is hard. I should have tied her legs together. But I was just thinking about the stuffing...and how good it was going to taste when it was done. Not about tying her up 50... Read More »
What is it about getting your hair done that makes everything right in the world. Next time I buy a house and want to scream into a pillow at all times of the day, I'm going to just go get my hair done. Whether or not I need to, I'm... Read More »
I absolutely cannot listen to the song 'Hotline Bling' even one more time. Cannot. Other than the line "you used to call me on my cellphone" none of the other words sound like words. This is how I sing it, "you used to call me on my cellphone. late night... Read More »
Have you ever tried Peruvian food? It's a first for me over here. But when I started posting recipes and pictures on my instagram of Red Thai Curry, Moo Shu Pork, Carne Mechada and Coq Au Vin, some lovely human told me I needed to make Lomo Saltado. After some quick research, I... Read More »
I'm having one of those weeks where I HATE everyone. And everything. It's just that time of the month and life won't quit. There's really nothing to complain about, but I still hate things. So you know what I've done? Eaten a bag of gluten free chocolate covered pretzels and the... Read More »
Let's learn a little about French food today. Since I know nothing about it.
Coq au vin - pronounced koʊk oʊ ˈvæn. Isn't that super helpful?
Word origin - literally: cock with wine.
In simple PaleOMG terms, all coq au vin really is is chicken braised in red wine with veggies and bacon. And the only reason... Read More »
I think my Halloween hangover is finally gone. Water, sleep and hash browns topped with Hepp's garlic salt makes everything better. Being 27 years old is an interesting time. Wrinkles are starting to set in more (why...noooooo....why?!), joints ache waaaaay more than they used to, and hangovers last for f*cking days.... Read More »
Are you one of those weirdos who goes to haunted houses that are allowed to beat you, bite you and do who knows what to you? Who would sign a waiver saying yes to that? WHO?! Wait, have you not heard of this yet? It seems to be all the... Read More »
You guys, I know I know, these cupcakes don't exactly look like brains. But I did my best with the tools I had at home. I don't have a million piping tips because I would only use them once every 3 years. But if you are looking to make some better... Read More »
So get this. I have my wedding dress. It's hanging in my guest bedroom right now. Just hanging there, waiting to be worn. But the problem is, it doesn't fit yet. The straps are WAY too big and the length might be a bit short. So it doesn't really feel... Read More »
Did you read my blog post yesterday? Just do it. It was filled with some stories of images that I will never be able to remove from my brain. I wish I could explain to you exactly what I saw on this woman's phone, but this blog is PG-13. And... Read More »
It's totally becoming fall over here in Colorado and I'm absolutely loving it! The mornings are cooler, the evenings are cooler, but then the day time is still warm with just a little crisp in the air. I luuuuuurv it. Hoping this weather heads your way Texas and Cali because... Read More »
If you know me, or don't know me, you'll know that it's weird AF that I have yet another salad recipe on my blog. I hate salads. Why have a salad when you can just eat the meat on top? But since the fiancé is healthier than me and consistently asks... Read More »
When your best friend goes to Jamba Juice and gets a pumpkin pie protein smoothie with almond milk and you think about that protein smoothie for 2 weeks straight...you make yourself a gosh damn pumpkin pie smoothie at home, by yourself, watching the cooking channel, while cleaning. Because well, homemade... Read More »
I want curry all the time right now. I think I've said that at least 6 times on the blog in the last week, but I'm serious. Who cares about anything else when there's curry to eat. I've gone out to get curry, my friend Vanessa made me curry, and... Read More »
I'm flying home today! Woooohoooo! After 20 days on the road, meeting hundreds of amazing faces to celebrate my newest cookbook Juli Bauer's Paleo Cookbook, and stuffing my face with all kinds of food, I finally get to go home to see my guy and my pup. What a great... Read More »
Have you ever thought about what you would want your last meal to be? I think about it once a week. And that idea of what last crumb of food I would want to enter into my mouth before I die changes all the time. You wanna know what it... Read More »
Here's something weird: I've never liked figs. Dried figs, for sure. Fresh figs, gross. I still imagine the episode of Sex and the City where Charlotte dates the guy who's notorious around town and he eats a fig at dinner in a way that no human being should eat a... Read More »
I just can't even with this outfit. I just can't. I love it so much. Who knew that workout clothes could be so fun. I think that as our population becomes more intrigued with keeping a healthy lifestyle, more people are looking for great quality workout apparel that's not only... Read More »