I had seriously no clue what to call this sauce. So I did what anyone would do...got really creative. Then I figured out, I'm not creative. And called it OMG sauce. I can just feel the disappointment radiating off your face right now. I know, I know.
It feels good to... Read More »
Last day to get 71 Paleo Ebooks for $37!! "This ain't no joke, Ronnie!!" Sorry, Jersey Shore reference. Actually, totally not sorry. I loved that show. Anywho, ebooks like 'Well Fed' and '30 Day Intro to Paleo' along with discounts to all kinds of paleo companies is in this Harvest... Read More »
I've made a meat crust quiche before, but this time, I went the opposite route. Veggie route. And light carb route. I'm not one to watch my carbs that much, I just eat. But I hear spaghetti squash is low carb. So you're welcome, carb-watchers. If I'm wrong, my b.
So... Read More »
I want to make love to this dish. Sweet, sweet love. It's that good. Trust me, you need to try it.
You don't have to make love to it, though. That could get weird.
I feel really bad for my duplex neighbors. Their baby won't stop crying. All day, all night. It... Read More »
Wearing high heels anywhere is so unrealistic. Especially while drinking. I've figured out, my toes almost always swell when I drink. Seriously, they get hot, swell up, and get tingly. Like when you're on an airplane. Or pregnant. At least that's what I've heard. I've never been with child.
I say... Read More »
Pesto burps. They never seem to come at the right times. Like during a workout. Not my favorite thing.
I'm into Michael Jackson right now. And Glee versions of Michael Jackson.
So yesterday, I was having a real off day. Probably because I'm pmsing. Ew, TMI. Anywho, I was an emotional mess.... Read More »
Have you missed me? I’ve sure missed you.
My website still seems to be a bit dumb. But we’re working on it. And now I’m back from vacation and ready to feed your faces! Yayyyyyyyyy. Yay.
Anywho, I booked this trip to California a while back when I knew I would be... Read More »
There are some things I don't believe in:
dancing with the stars
any of the 'Saw' movies
my website being a b*tch
But don't worry, there are some things that I DO believe in:
the show 'New Girl'
Disney movies - only at certain times though. Wall-E and Up should always be on tv
trips to... Read More »
So this is how my Thursday morning started off. I woke up around 6:45am, didn't feel good since I ate far too much dark chocolate on Wednesday night, so I threw away my chocolate surprise brownie thingy. Whatever it is. I just got rid of it. No need for it to stare... Read More »
So if you weren't bored enough the first seven times around, I'll tell you again what it's like to walk a day in my shoes. Meaning I'll tell you about everything I put in my mouth. Last time I got a great email from a guy telling me that him... Read More »
It's that time again. Squash season. I effing love squashes. No, like I REALLY really really really, oh really love them. There are so many of them to choose from! And they're so colorful. The super market hasn't looked this pretty in a while. Ugh, I'm like a child's story... Read More »
I'm so glad I have a picture of me stuffing my face. Ian, one of the greatest guys ever, took a balls ton of pictures on Sunday for my cookbook. This is one of them. Can't wait for you all the see them!! You're the best Ian!
So I get requests... Read More »
I'm a bit on the annoyed side today. I'm not one to get mad or angry or even sad about what people say about me or my blog (I'm weird, I know that) but I do get annoyed. And even sometimes offended. But the more I grow and the more... Read More »
"OMG Juli. Spaghetti isn't allowed on the paleo diet. Pasta is the devil." Yes reader, yes it is. Spawn of satan that dough in noodle form is. That's why it tastes so good and you feel instantly sick after you eat it. I miss "make your own pasta" at Macaroni... Read More »
Spring has sprung. You know how I know this? A couple ways.
Way 1: I spent all Sunday in the greatest park in Denver. Not only was it pretty gorgeous outside with some pink and purple trees blooming, but the park was fluttering with gorgeous weeners. The man and the dog... Read More »
My car is doomed. Legit doomed. The latte incident almost 2 weeks ago has ruined my car. I went in, spent $50 getting it detailed, I've been keeping it excessively clean (meaning I don't leave behind the stems of my half eaten figs in the cup holders- I'm so gross)... Read More »
Valentine's Day was pretty great. I got to do a wod that crushed my soul. Then I went to my esthetician to get my face worked on since I knew I was definitely not going to be around any men on Vday. Gotta love paying $150 for 3 hours of... Read More »
I shaved my legs. Now they itch. I hate using old razors. Stupid poor decisions.
I've been listening to A LOT of music lately. And I only do this when I'm REALLY happy. I wonder what it is...hmmm. I have two songs I keep playing on repeat. The first song is... Read More »
I feel so pale!! Well, that's probably because I am. Damn the winter in Colorado. Even if the sun is pretty much always shining, I still am kind of a creepy color. And seeing my pale self working out in a competition this weekend kind of grossed me out. I... Read More »
So I went to a sports venue the other night. A basketball game to be exact. I know what you’re thinking, ‘omgIlovebasketballgames. Men in shorts. omgomgomg.’ Unless you're a straight dude, then you're thinking 'omgIlovesports. omg insert sports jargon here.' That’s not how I felt about the matter. Have you... Read More »
Lots of sh*t happened in a small amount of time this weekend. Me and some ladies headed up to Breckenridge for the lovely Laura's birthday. She's just so great. She's my roommate. I know her. And now she's 24. What a boring age. I think that's how she felt about... Read More »
I love pinterest. Like a lot. I recently figured out what to do with it. And now I’m addicted.
Ok, if you don’t know what it is yet, I’ll explain. So you know when you come across a website you really like? It may have a recipe on it, or a... Read More »
This is the perfect time to blog. I just carb loaded and feel uncomfortably full. So I've taken a fond interest in my couch. And watching Glee. Sh*t, I love that show. If I had a dream, it would be to be on that show. And be good at dancing... Read More »
Let's chat. Laura and I are sitting on the couch right now, watching 'What Happens in Vegas' while she sings a random tune and makes random noises. She's delirious. Maybe because we slept around 3 hours at Saturday night. Holy balls, I love Laura.
Saturday night was a success. We hung... Read More »
People are obsessed with bacon. I mean, OBSESSED. Have you seen some of the blogs out there, dedicated strictly to bacon? It's unreal the heart felt love and passion that people have for smoked belly, and/or side, and/or back of a pig. I mean, those are super sexy parts on... Read More »
I hate sports. No, I'm serious, hate. Maybe it's because I'm incredibly uncoordinated and awkward when it comes to any kind of sports, but that's besides the point. Sports really make no sense to me. I understand playing them because yeah, moving your body at a fast pace can be... Read More »
FYI, I didn't shred up steak to make this pasta. That'd be weird. I did make the noodles with zucchini and squash though. I swear it's better than pasta. And you don't get the constipation that you would with regular pasta. Winning! Friday night I was definitely in a pasta... Read More »