I found out multiple things over the weekend. The first one being I want to eat this recipe for the rest of my life. Seriously. It's probably one of the best recipes I've ever made. Or tasted. I ate it for multiple meals and was extremely saddened when it was... Read More »
I had seriously no clue what to call this sauce. So I did what anyone would do...got really creative. Then I figured out, I'm not creative. And called it OMG sauce. I can just feel the disappointment radiating off your face right now. I know, I know.
It feels good to... Read More »
I've made a meat crust quiche before, but this time, I went the opposite route. Veggie route. And light carb route. I'm not one to watch my carbs that much, I just eat. But I hear spaghetti squash is low carb. So you're welcome, carb-watchers. If I'm wrong, my b.
So... Read More »
There are some things I don't believe in:
dancing with the stars
any of the 'Saw' movies
my website being a b*tch
But don't worry, there are some things that I DO believe in:
the show 'New Girl'
Disney movies - only at certain times though. Wall-E and Up should always be on tv
trips to... Read More »
"OMG Juli. Spaghetti isn't allowed on the paleo diet. Pasta is the devil." Yes reader, yes it is. Spawn of satan that dough in noodle form is. That's why it tastes so good and you feel instantly sick after you eat it. I miss "make your own pasta" at Macaroni... Read More »
So I went to a sports venue the other night. A basketball game to be exact. I know what you’re thinking, ‘omgIlovebasketballgames. Men in shorts. omgomgomg.’ Unless you're a straight dude, then you're thinking 'omgIlovesports. omg insert sports jargon here.' That’s not how I felt about the matter. Have you... Read More »
Lots of sh*t happened in a small amount of time this weekend. Me and some ladies headed up to Breckenridge for the lovely Laura's birthday. She's just so great. She's my roommate. I know her. And now she's 24. What a boring age. I think that's how she felt about... Read More »
Ok, i need to admit it now, I am a pork ADDICT!! I love pork. It makes my days a little brighter. You can do so many things with pork. Bake it, saute it, crock pot it AND it seriously goes with any spice and flavors. I eat it probably... Read More »
I think it's 48 recipes. But I get dizzy trying to count them all so I could totally be wrong.
So I'm not one to make my food in football shapes. Or use dye to color my food in my favorite teams colors. Probably because I don't have a favorite team.... Read More »
It's been fun to share what I eat. I don't know why. Some people are judgmental. Some people enjoy it. Either way, I share so people know how I keep a healthy diet on a regular basis. I'm guessing people will freak out about my lack of greens today, but... Read More »
I swear I'm not actually driving in the picture above. No no. I parked at my retail therapy shop and remembered I needed a picture for this post. Hence, seatbelt. Moving on. Here's my day for anyone wondering.
Woke up around 7:15 or so. Checked out my blog. Did some updates... Read More »
HI!!! Remember when I used to do posts about what I ate in a day?? I haven't done one of those in a minute. That means a long time. Well, I thought I'd kick off the new year by posting what I ate in the day. I do this because... Read More »
Guess who is back?? The wonderful Ali from Inspiralized. Remember when Ali posted her Salmon BLT & Avocado in a Sweet Potato Bun and you all went nuts?? Well, that's understandable. She thought of noodle buns, which are…GENIUS. And she's been busting out tons of recipes using a spiralizer since she... Read More »
Last day to get 71 Paleo Ebooks for $37!! "This ain't no joke, Ronnie!!" Sorry, Jersey Shore reference. Actually, totally not sorry. I loved that show. Anywho, ebooks like 'Well Fed' and '30 Day Intro to Paleo' along with discounts to all kinds of paleo companies is in this Harvest... Read More »
I want to make love to this dish. Sweet, sweet love. It's that good. Trust me, you need to try it.
You don't have to make love to it, though. That could get weird.
I feel really bad for my duplex neighbors. Their baby won't stop crying. All day, all night. It... Read More »
Wearing high heels anywhere is so unrealistic. Especially while drinking. I've figured out, my toes almost always swell when I drink. Seriously, they get hot, swell up, and get tingly. Like when you're on an airplane. Or pregnant. At least that's what I've heard. I've never been with child.
I say... Read More »
Pesto burps. They never seem to come at the right times. Like during a workout. Not my favorite thing.
I'm into Michael Jackson right now. And Glee versions of Michael Jackson.
So yesterday, I was having a real off day. Probably because I'm pmsing. Ew, TMI. Anywho, I was an emotional mess.... Read More »
Have you missed me? I’ve sure missed you.
My website still seems to be a bit dumb. But we’re working on it. And now I’m back from vacation and ready to feed your faces! Yayyyyyyyyy. Yay.
Anywho, I booked this trip to California a while back when I knew I would be... Read More »
So this is how my Thursday morning started off. I woke up around 6:45am, didn't feel good since I ate far too much dark chocolate on Wednesday night, so I threw away my chocolate surprise brownie thingy. Whatever it is. I just got rid of it. No need for it to stare... Read More »
So if you weren't bored enough the first seven times around, I'll tell you again what it's like to walk a day in my shoes. Meaning I'll tell you about everything I put in my mouth. Last time I got a great email from a guy telling me that him... Read More »
It's that time again. Squash season. I effing love squashes. No, like I REALLY really really really, oh really love them. There are so many of them to choose from! And they're so colorful. The super market hasn't looked this pretty in a while. Ugh, I'm like a child's story... Read More »
I'm so glad I have a picture of me stuffing my face. Ian, one of the greatest guys ever, took a balls ton of pictures on Sunday for my cookbook. This is one of them. Can't wait for you all the see them!! You're the best Ian!
So I get requests... Read More »
I'm a bit on the annoyed side today. I'm not one to get mad or angry or even sad about what people say about me or my blog (I'm weird, I know that) but I do get annoyed. And even sometimes offended. But the more I grow and the more... Read More »
Spring has sprung. You know how I know this? A couple ways.
Way 1: I spent all Sunday in the greatest park in Denver. Not only was it pretty gorgeous outside with some pink and purple trees blooming, but the park was fluttering with gorgeous weeners. The man and the dog... Read More »
My car is doomed. Legit doomed. The latte incident almost 2 weeks ago has ruined my car. I went in, spent $50 getting it detailed, I've been keeping it excessively clean (meaning I don't leave behind the stems of my half eaten figs in the cup holders- I'm so gross)... Read More »
Valentine's Day was pretty great. I got to do a wod that crushed my soul. Then I went to my esthetician to get my face worked on since I knew I was definitely not going to be around any men on Vday. Gotta love paying $150 for 3 hours of... Read More »
I shaved my legs. Now they itch. I hate using old razors. Stupid poor decisions.
I've been listening to A LOT of music lately. And I only do this when I'm REALLY happy. I wonder what it is...hmmm. I have two songs I keep playing on repeat. The first song is... Read More »