I found out multiple things over the weekend. The first one being I want to eat this recipe for the rest of my life. Seriously. It's probably one of the best recipes I've ever made. Or tasted. I ate it for multiple meals and was extremely saddened when it was... Read More »
I had seriously no clue what to call this sauce. So I did what anyone would do...got really creative. Then I figured out, I'm not creative. And called it OMG sauce. I can just feel the disappointment radiating off your face right now. I know, I know.
It feels good to... Read More »
I've made a meat crust quiche before, but this time, I went the opposite route. Veggie route. And light carb route. I'm not one to watch my carbs that much, I just eat. But I hear spaghetti squash is low carb. So you're welcome, carb-watchers. If I'm wrong, my b.
So... Read More »
There are some things I don't believe in:
dancing with the stars
any of the 'Saw' movies
my website being a b*tch
But don't worry, there are some things that I DO believe in:
the show 'New Girl'
Disney movies - only at certain times though. Wall-E and Up should always be on tv
trips to... Read More »
"OMG Juli. Spaghetti isn't allowed on the paleo diet. Pasta is the devil." Yes reader, yes it is. Spawn of satan that dough in noodle form is. That's why it tastes so good and you feel instantly sick after you eat it. I miss "make your own pasta" at Macaroni... Read More »
So I went to a sports venue the other night. A basketball game to be exact. I know what you’re thinking, ‘omgIlovebasketballgames. Men in shorts. omgomgomg.’ Unless you're a straight dude, then you're thinking 'omgIlovesports. omg insert sports jargon here.' That’s not how I felt about the matter. Have you... Read More »
Lots of sh*t happened in a small amount of time this weekend. Me and some ladies headed up to Breckenridge for the lovely Laura's birthday. She's just so great. She's my roommate. I know her. And now she's 24. What a boring age. I think that's how she felt about... Read More »
Ok, i need to admit it now, I am a pork ADDICT!! I love pork. It makes my days a little brighter. You can do so many things with pork. Bake it, saute it, crock pot it AND it seriously goes with any spice and flavors. I eat it probably... Read More »
I don't like sports. I don't like watching them, playing them, talking sh*t about them. It's not my style. I honestly think they are a waste of time. Why are you watching sports when you could be playing them? And why are you talking sh*t to someone about their opposing... Read More »
Holy crap. Only 6 more days until my third cookbook Juli Bauer's Paleo Cookbook is out in the world, out on shelves, and hopefully onto your kitchen table! I can't believe it's finally so close. I know I've said it a million times, but I'll say it again: I'm seriously... Read More »
Yayyyyyy! It's Tuesday, the best day of the week. You got past stupid Monday and BOOM, Tuesday is here to welcome you with yet another PaleOMG giveaway. I've given you fashion discounts, organic beauty products, Thrive Market shopping spree, and last week I gave two amazing people a Blendtec 725... Read More »
There I said it.
You know how you buy something expensive and then you regret it later? I have two expensive dresses that I've bought online and both are too short. Ass cheeks out and all. But I will still make them work at least once even though I regret purchasing... Read More »
I thought Juli had long recipe names… Ali has her rivaled, ha!
Ali Maffucci is the creative genius behind the Inspiralized blog and cookbook. You may remember her from her guest posts Apple Noodle & Prosciutto Baby Kale Salad with Roasted Hazelnuts, Salmon BLT & Avocado in a Sweet Potato Noodle Bun and Pesto... Read More »
This blog post is going to take me at least 8 hours to write. You know why? Because I'm barely functioning after a ridiculously hard workout. I like hard workouts, don't get me wrong, but when they are never ending and the person you are working out with is lapping... Read More »
We are almost at the end of 2014! Holy poop. This year went by so freaking fast. I'm almost done with my third book, meaning I've almost written 2 cookbooks, filled with over 200 recipes in the past year. I'll soon be done with my cookbook and I will have more... Read More »
Hey you beautiful little butterflies. Yes, this is true, I have a giveaway for you today, but you must sit through my rants first. To be nice. You are a nice person, right??? Right.
Here's an update about some life things:
1. I endured a puncture wound on my thumb last week being... Read More »
You guys. I'm finally home! Eight days in Pittsburgh, working on a new project, and now finally home not wanting to do anything. I just unpacked my suitcase and that felt like a lot. I mean, everything is all over the floor, but at least my suitcase is put away.... Read More »
On The Go Sausage Breakfast Egg Cups
On the Go Egg Bites
Dill Smoked Salmon & Red Pepper Scramble
Simple Chorizo Butternut Squash Hash
Breakfast Biscuit Sandwiches
Spaghetti Squash Crusted Quiche
Meat Crust Quiche
Homemade Pork Breakfast Sausage
Breakfast Meat Sauce
Summer Breakfast Meatloaf
Pork Short Rib Breakfast Tacos
Brussels Sprouts and Spinach Truffle Frittata
Rutabaga Egg Nests
Breakfast Bacon Maple Meatballs
5... Read More »
Let's face it, you rarely go past the third page on my blog. I don't blame you. It's a lot to look at. It can be overwhelming. How to decide. You get distracted by the desserts when you're looking for a sugar free quick dinners. Or get distracted by the... Read More »
I think it's 48 recipes. But I get dizzy trying to count them all so I could totally be wrong.
So I'm not one to make my food in football shapes. Or use dye to color my food in my favorite teams colors. Probably because I don't have a favorite team.... Read More »
It's been fun to share what I eat. I don't know why. Some people are judgmental. Some people enjoy it. Either way, I share so people know how I keep a healthy diet on a regular basis. I'm guessing people will freak out about my lack of greens today, but... Read More »
I swear I'm not actually driving in the picture above. No no. I parked at my retail therapy shop and remembered I needed a picture for this post. Hence, seatbelt. Moving on. Here's my day for anyone wondering.
Woke up around 7:15 or so. Checked out my blog. Did some updates... Read More »
HI!!! Remember when I used to do posts about what I ate in a day?? I haven't done one of those in a minute. That means a long time. Well, I thought I'd kick off the new year by posting what I ate in the day. I do this because... Read More »
Guess who is back?? The wonderful Ali from Inspiralized. Remember when Ali posted her Salmon BLT & Avocado in a Sweet Potato Bun and you all went nuts?? Well, that's understandable. She thought of noodle buns, which are…GENIUS. And she's been busting out tons of recipes using a spiralizer since she... Read More »
Last day to get 71 Paleo Ebooks for $37!! "This ain't no joke, Ronnie!!" Sorry, Jersey Shore reference. Actually, totally not sorry. I loved that show. Anywho, ebooks like 'Well Fed' and '30 Day Intro to Paleo' along with discounts to all kinds of paleo companies is in this Harvest... Read More »
I want to make love to this dish. Sweet, sweet love. It's that good. Trust me, you need to try it.
You don't have to make love to it, though. That could get weird.
I feel really bad for my duplex neighbors. Their baby won't stop crying. All day, all night. It... Read More »
Wearing high heels anywhere is so unrealistic. Especially while drinking. I've figured out, my toes almost always swell when I drink. Seriously, they get hot, swell up, and get tingly. Like when you're on an airplane. Or pregnant. At least that's what I've heard. I've never been with child.
I say... Read More »