I’m Juli and I am food obsessed.
I take food infatuation to a whole new level. I hate how obsessed I am with food. Not really.
I eat paleo. If you did not notice from the blog name, well, that’s understandable. It’s not Pale Omg, like the skin color. I’m usually pretty tan. It’s actually pronounced pay-lee-o.m.g. There ya go! I just love food. Like oh my god, I REALLY love food. Are you pickin’ up what I’m throwin’ down? Good.
I write this blog for you from Denver, CO. I hate hiking and outdoor sports. And I don’t drive a Subaru, but I swear I am a native. I like CrossFit. Ok love. It’s pretty much the best thing that’s ever happened to me. So I also coach CrossFit on the side.
Anywho, I don’t care about the science behind why paleo is good for you. I literally don’t care. I just like eating. And I like that I have a great working digestive tract after consuming the foods I love. So if you are looking for facts, please check out Robb Wolf, Mark Sisson, or Whole9 and let them guide you into knowledge land.
I don’t eat perfectly. Again, I REALLY like dark chocolate. And even some gluten free foods. Paleo purists roll their eyes at me because of my imperfections. But I write this blog to help people eat healthier and live better. Strict paleo or not.
If you are easily offended, you will probably hate my blog posts. I am unapologetic, quite frank, and a bit obscene at times, but that is who I am and how I cook. I’m messy, to say the least.
All I really want out of this blog is to make you laugh and inspire you to eat something delicious. If you don’t cook, then stop looking at food blogs while sitting at your desk at work. Go to the grocery store, buy fresh food and cook it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Need to chat? Email me.
Tweet me on Twitter. I’m 96% sure I won’t write back.
Watch me embarrass myself on YouTube. I dance far too much.
Hear about my every move on Facebook. Lots of food porn there.
Watch my life unfold on Instagram @paleomg. Instagram is the new black.