Why hello. I’m Juli and I am food obsessed.
I take food infatuation to a whole new level. I hate how obsessed I am with food. Not really.
I eat paleo. If you did not notice from the blog name, well, that’s understandable. It’s not Pale Omg, like the skin color. I’m usually pretty tan. It’s actually pronounced pay-lee-o.m.g. There ya go, you did it! I just love food. I even eat some gluten free stuff. Don’t freak out though. I just REALLY love food. Especially food that makes me feel good. Are you pickin’ up what I’m throwin’ down? Good.
I write this blog for you from Denver, CO. I hate hiking and outdoor sports. And I don’t drive a Subaru, but I swear I am a native. I like CrossFit. Ok love. It’s pretty much the best thing that’s ever happened to me. So I also coach CrossFit on the side when I’m not blogging or writing cookbooks.
Here’s the thing, pairing paleo and CrossFit together has completely changed my life. I’ve never felt better inside or out. So I love dressing up in clothes and sharing some of my outfits and affordable finds, other than just the workout clothes I wear daily. I want to share with people not only the food that I create in my own kitchen to make me feel healthier and happier, but also the things that make me feel confident. Like fashion. And my workouts. Paleo isn’t just about the food you eat, it’s also about how it makes you feel!
Anywho, I don’t care about the science behind why paleo is good for you. I literally don’t care. I just like eating. And I like that I have a great working digestive tract after consuming the foods I love. So if you are looking for facts, please check out Robb Wolf, Mark Sisson, or Whole9 and let them guide you into knowledge land. I’ll be over here chowing down on some Almond Butter Blondies, waiting for you to come back.
OH HEY, you’re back!
I don’t eat perfectly. Again, I REALLY like dark chocolate. And even some gluten free foods. Paleo purists roll their eyes at me because of my imperfections. But I write this blog to help people eat healthier and live better. Strict paleo or not.
If you are easily offended, you will probably hate my blog posts. I am unapologetic, quite frank, and a bit obscene at times, but that is who I am and how I cook. I’m messy, to say the least. So please do not email me asking me to stop cursing. My mother did that my whole life and it never worked. Meaning, I will not change for you.
All I really want out of this blog is to make you laugh and inspire you to eat something delicious and become more confident with yourself. If you don’t cook, then stop looking at food blogs while sitting at your desk at work. Go to the grocery store, buy fresh food and cook it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Here, I’m gonna help you get started with a list of my most popular recipes…
Want to get in contact with me or find even more recipes?!
Need to chat? Visit my contact page! Remember, do not ask me not to curse. Your email will be deleted immediately or, if I’m feeling spicy, I will write you back in all curse words. Believe me, I’ve done it before.
Tweet me on Twitter. I’m 96% sure I won’t write back.
Watch me embarrass myself on YouTube.
Hear about my every move on Facebook. Lots of food porn there.
Follow me on Pinterest for WAY more than just food!
Watch my life unfold on Instagram. Instagram is the new black.
No wait, Snapchat is. Come follow me over there. Things get reeaaaalll weird. @paleomg
And listen to my podcast, but don’t email me complaining about my potty mouth. It’s rated explicit for a reason, people!!