I take food infatuation to a whole new level. I hate how obsessed I am with food.
I eat paleo. If you did not notice from the blog name, well, that’s understandable. It’s not Pale Omg, like the skin color. I’m usually pretty tan. I love tanning lotion. It’s actually pronounced pay-lee-o.m.g. There ya go! I just love food. Like oh my god, I REALLY love food. Are you pickin’ up what I’m throwin’ down? Good.
Anywho, I don’t care about the science behind why paleo is good for you. I literally don’t care. I just like eating. And I like that I have a great working digestive tract after consuming the foods I love. So if you are looking for facts, please check out Robb Wolf and let him guide you into knowledge land.
If you are easily offended, you will probably hate my blog posts. I am unapologetic, quite frank, and a bit obscene at times, but that is who I am and how I cook. I’m messy, to say the least.
I don’t eat perfectly. Again, I REALLY like dark chocolate. And I like paleo-fying naughty foods. Paleo purists roll their eyes at me. But I do try to come up with meals that taste fascinating to the tastes buds and don’t leave you hating your life when you leave the kitchen.
I write this blog for you from Denver, CO. I hate hiking and outdoor sports. But I like CrossFit. And I’m trying to learn to love other stuff. Like running and cycling. But I’m that person you laugh at in the park while they flail about in hopes of finding a stride. I’ve never found my running stride. Just my prancercise stride. I’m like, a pro.
All I really want out of this blog is to make you laugh and inspire you to eat something delicious. If you don’t cook, then stop looking at food blogs while sitting at your desk at work. Go to the grocery store, buy fresh food and cook it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
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