I’m Juli and I am food obsessed.
I take food infatuation to a whole new level. I wod by day. Blog by night. And eat accordingly. People who don’t like food will not like me.
I often talk about dark chocolate, americanos with heavy cream, and my lack of a dating life. Not sure why those things all make it into one blog post, but it happens. Regularly.
I spend my days in spandex that don’t leave too much to the imagination. I apologize to everyone I know for that unfortunate sighting. My headband rarely leaves my head and most people don’t recognize me without it. Not sure if that is a good thing…
I eat paleo. If you did not notice from the blog name, well, you’re slow. I don’t care about the science behind why paleo is the good for you. I literally don’t care. I just like food. And I like that I have a great working digestive tract. So if you are looking for facts, please check out Robb Wolf and let him guide you into knowledge land.
If you are easily offended, you will probably hate my blog posts. I am unapologetic, quite frank, and a bit obscene at times, but that is who I am and how I cook. I’m messy, to say the least.
I don’t eat perfectly. Again, I REALLY like dark chocolate. And I like paleo-fying naughty foods. Paleo purists roll their eyes at me. But I do try to come up with meals that taste fascinating to the tastes buds and don’t leave you hating your life when you leave the kitchen.
I write this blog for you from Denver, CO. I hate hiking and outdoor sports. But I like CrossFit. And lifting heavy things. Every day.
All I really want out of this blog is to make you laugh and inspire you to eat something delicious. If you don’t cook, then stop looking at food blogs while sitting at your desk at work. Go to the grocery store, buy fresh food and cook it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
If you ever have a question about food or need relationship advice, I’m your man. So email me. We can chat. I like you already.
