Cherry Jam Crepe Stack
I want to toot my horn. But I can’t. Toot it and boot it. Is that how the song goes? I don’t even know what that song means…. Read More »
Bison Brat Breakfast Scramble
You know when you’re about to pee your pants and you have to stop at a grocery store or a gas station and run to the stall, only… Read More »
Blueberry & Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Loaf
I’m sitting in the living room right now, black sports bra and Lulu pants on, hair dye slicked through my hair like I ran grease through it. Or… Read More »
Grilled Salmon and Asparagus Frittata
OMG am I pumped about this recipe! You know why? Because I got a beautiful cast iron skillet from the Goodwill by my house and finally figured out… Read More »
Triple Chocolate Protein Shake
This was effing delicious. Like, super duper delicious. If you don’t try it, your life will not be complete. It was like having a milkshake. For breakfast. I… Read More »
Chocolate Waffles
These are, hands down, the best waffles I’ve made so far. If I could rate my own recipes, I’d seriously give these waffles 28 stars. I couldn’t stop… Read More »
Steak Hash with Red Pepper Avocado Spread
I forgot to tell you yesterday that when I drank the other night, my first drink tasted like grass. Sergio and I thought it would be a good… Read More »
Brownie Batter Pancake Skewers
SAY WHA?! Did you read the the title of this recipe?! I must be high…or pregnant. Well we all know it’s definitely not the latter. And I suck… Read More »
Maple Walnut Sweet Potato Loaf
Why did I just eat so much? Why do bacon and eggs go well so together? Why am I watching ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ by… Read More »
Easy Breakfast Scramble
This should really be called “I don’t know what to make so I used anything I had in my fridge-throw together”. Because that’s what it is. I had… Read More »











