I'm obsessed with the show Parks and Recreation. I understand it's not a new show and I'm late to the party, but I don't even care. I still constantly watch The Office like I don't …
I don't think this is really considered a recipe. BUT I DON'T CARE. And I know this totally looks like a recipe I did the other day, but work with me here. Shrimp and avocado …
I don't know what's going on, but I'm sick of animal meat. Mostly sick of having to chew my food too much. So steak isn't really doing it for me. Not a fan of pork. …
The CrossFit Open has officially come to a close. The last workout made me extremely sore. My triceps and quads are dead. Which is wonderful since we did front squats yesterday. Lovely. Anywho, I finished …
I haven't made a 5 ingredient recipe in a while. I apologize for that. But it's sometimes hard to come up with recipes that taste really good with such few ingredients. Flavor comes from different …
I love scrambles. Seriously, love them. I go back and forth with eggs. I will cut myself off from eating them for a while because I feel like they make me bloated, then I want …
I hate to say it, but Mindy Project has begun to overrule New Girl. Never thought that would happen. But Mindy has taken the spotlight. I swear she get more hilarious with each episode. When …
APPETIZERS!! Appetizers are my favorite. I have a tendency to go crazy when it comes to appetizers. And eating. I love it. I love tiny, bite size food that I get to eat BEFORE my …
I hate how terrible I am at naming recipes. But I hate catchy titles. That stuff just annoys me. So instead, I just tell you exactly what's in the recipe. You're welcome. Are you excited recipes …
Do you have any idea how exciting it is when I find a Sex and the City episode that I've never seen before? Crazy exciting. Crazy, wicked exciting. More sex scenes that I've never seen?!? …
It's freezing here. Just freezing cold. And I'm completely ready for this snow season to be over. Spring is the best time of year in Colorado. Truly. It's absolutely gorgeous. And when you're close to …
I like to incorporate as many different kinds of meats into a meal. More protein, happier Juli. I had gumbo a little while back while I was at one of my favorite in town restaurants, Finley's …
People like easy things. Especially men. They like simple, easy recipes. And easy women. They can't help it, they just do. Ok, geez I'm kidding. Only 94% of men like easy women. The other 6% …
If you haven't noticed, I rarely post salad recipes. That's mostly because salads remind me of my days when I used to count calories and eat salads that tasted like balls in order to be …
There are some things that don't make sense to me. Many things, actually. First thing is first, I don't understand why men wear chains. Don't wear a chain necklace. It's just weird. Chokers are even …
Don't you hate long title names? I sure do. Like this one. Why the hell does the explanation of the entire salad have to be in the title? Because it does. That's how it is. …
OMG am I pumped about this recipe! You know why? Because I got a beautiful cast iron skillet from the Goodwill by my house and finally figured out something to cook in it! If I …
Fish is so intimidating. I have no idea why. It's not hard to cook. It smells a little funny, but I sometimes do too and I'm not intimidated by myself. Well, I decided to stop …
I'm a straight up cheater. Like straight out of the look-over-you-shoulder-in-high-school-algebra-test kind of cheater. I didn't think of this recipe on my own. Nope. I legit stole it from someone else. Well, the idea of …
It's officially winter. It has snowed twice as of now. You know what that means? Depression. Kidding, I don't really get depressed. That's a lie. But I do hate the snow, because it's cold and …
As you may have noticed from previous posts, I really like my roommate Laura. She's super good looking, so I hang around her to look cooler. She also has a fascination with food blogs like …
Ok, honesty time. I didn't even eat this meal as it's suppose to be consumed. I hate lettuce wraps. They piss me the hell off. They are so messy. They spill everywhere, the juices go …
Have you noticed how I rarely post any meals with fish or seafood in it? Yeah, that's because that sh*t is overpriced. It's stupid. I'd rather eat canned tuna filled with mercury that will make …
I just love things that are on sale. I feel like patting myself on the back every time I purchase sale items. Specifically when it comes to food. I barely make any money as it …
I'm a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don't know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.
