Banana Vanilla Bean Pancakes with Mixed Berry Compote
I really don’t even know what a compote is. Btw, I’m in a bake shop right now and it smells stupid good. Like double chocolate cookies. Some with… Read More »
Crockpot Fig Apple Butter
So much stuff is going on, I haven’t had any time to cook. I’ve been eating beef, brussels sprouts, and hot sauce for almost every meal. And drinking… Read More »
Pineapple Caribbean Jerk Filet Mignon
I’M SORRY!! My website has been similar to a child. A pain in the freaking ass. I wish I could tell you what the issues are, but I’m… Read More »
21DSD Creamy Green Apple Smoothie
ANOTHER green smoothie? Come on, Juli. I’m so freaking tired. These 5am shifts are pulling me down. It’s just so early. And so dark outside. And so depressing…. Read More »
Maple Blueberry Bacon Breakfast Carnitas
I’m writing this post right now as I sit at my mechanic. My toes are cold. And I’m kinda bored because the show that is on their tv… Read More »
Morning Glory Muffins (nut free option)
I’m mad. Like, really f*cking mad. Ok, that’s a lie, I don’t really get mad, I just get sad. So, I’m really f*cking sad. My face was finally… Read More »
Thanksgiving Morning: Apple Fritters
I got a little wild this weekend. Meaning I spent my days and nights on the computer, finishing up my cookbook. And too much time in the kitchen,… Read More »
Sweet Beet Pre-Workout Smoothie
This recipe is brought to you by the amazing Sergio. He’s still kicking it in Afghanistan. I’m still missing him. A lot. But we get to chat weekly,… Read More »
Apple and Butternut Squash Hash
I need to stop eating squashes. It’s getting out of control. I think I bought every kind of squash possible the other day. Pretty sure some of them… Read More »
Pumpkin Apple Spice Waffles
Ok it’s time to talk about the big time sh*t that went down this past week. Well, not exactly big sh*t, BUT I cried my eyes out like… Read More »











