Bacon Fall Throw Together
This is the perfect time to blog. I just carb loaded and feel uncomfortably full. So I’ve taken a fond interest in my couch. And watching Glee. Sh*t,… Read More »
Balsamic Poached Fig Stuffed Pork
So what better place to talk about body hair than a food blog? I don’t like body hair. Let me rephrase that, I don’t like body hair on… Read More »
Pork Chops with Chunky Sweet Curried Sauce
Guess what Laura and I are doing this weekend? Dancing. We’re gonna get ready in our 2×2 bathroom, listen to loud music on channel 901 ‘the hit list’,… Read More »
Breakfast Pizza
I really did want to go out this past weekend, I swear I did. But alas, thinking about trying on outfits that don’t fit, while trying to look… Read More »
Pork Hatch Chile Breakfast Patties
I think I have an addictive personality. I’ll find something I really like and can’t get my mind off of it. Like Americanos with heavy cream, dear lord,… Read More »
Cold Vietnamese Noodle Pork Salad
I hate sports. No, I’m serious, hate. Maybe it’s because I’m incredibly uncoordinated and awkward when it comes to any kind of sports, but that’s besides the point…. Read More »
Bacon Wrapped Chicken Skewers with Mango Drizzle
So I’m trying to be a girl. It’s hard freaking work. I swear, in college it was easy, I would just throw on a skin tight dress and… Read More »
Asian Pork Ribs over Tangy Slaw
My feet smell. I don’t care if you didn’t want to know that, you should. So I recently decided to invest in new shoes since my friends kept… Read More »
Savory Breakfast Casserole
I try not to consume eggs regularly. They make me bloat. But that’s because my body is an asshole and is incredibly sensitive. You wouldn’t think my body… Read More »
Coffee Rubbed Pork over Cocoa Infused Sweet Potatoes with Blueberry Glaze
That title is ridiculous. You heard me, RIDICULOUS. It’s too long. It should be cut shorter. But I don’t care. This meal has a sh*t ton of flavors… Read More »
