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I Get A New Company, and You Get Free Crap!!

In Rants On April 1, 2013 25 Comments

So you know that awesome company called Bodeefit I talk about every now and then that gives you free Crossfit-style workouts you can do at home? And remember how they… Read More »

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What I Shoved in My Face

In Rants On March 22, 2013 55 Comments

Yesterday was a sleep in day. It was magical. I slept until 8, even though I was having dreams of running. Actually sprinting, while hopping over frogs, in… Read More »

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What JB Ate Yesterday

In Rants On March 1, 2013 82 Comments

I swear I’m not naked in that picture. Or am I? Maybe I am. That’s more risqué. Risqué things get more publicity. Yep, I’m naked in that picture…. Read More »

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Ebook Review and Giveaway! Multiply Delicious: Paleo Every Day Ebook (Giveaway Closed)

In Rants On February 25, 2013 675 Comments

Dude. The more I look at ebooks, the more I love them. Especially when really good looking ones come out. Like this one. Ebooks that have amazing recipes,… Read More »

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The Controversial World of Eating Paleo

In Rants On February 15, 2013 306 Comments

Laura made me that mug. Rad huh? So rad. I need to make something perfectly clear. I am not a nutritionist. I am not a doctor. And I… Read More »

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Cooking in Boston

In Rants On February 4, 2013 42 Comments

I went to Boston last week. Yes I did. That’s why my recipes were at an all time low. Don’t worry, I’ll feed you this week. Boston played… Read More »

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What I Like to Eat That’s Not Paleo

In Rants On January 21, 2013 170 Comments

Wait WHAT?! Juli doesn’t eat completely paleo all the time?! What a fake. What a liar. What a cheat. I hate her. Don’t worry, I feel the same… Read More »

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Caveman Feast Ebook & T-Shirt Giveaway (Giveaway Closed)

In Rants On January 11, 2013 617 Comments

Who doesn’t love giveaways? Well, I don’t. Giveaways scare me. Because I feel like I’m never going to win. So I never enter. Like the lottery. Who wins… Read More »

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Christmas Parties Are Great

In Rants On December 26, 2012 22 Comments

I want to drink egg nog out of reindeer glasses every day. Every damn day. If you saw my instagram picture yesterday and you’re wondering where the hell… Read More »

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My Christmas Wish List

In Rants On December 21, 2012 70 Comments

Yay!!!! We’re still alive. I love you, and you, and you, and you! Glad you looked at my website even though you were worried about croaking today. You’re… Read More »

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HUGE Announcement!! PaleOMG’s First Cookbook

In Rants On December 17, 2012 66 Comments

Did I really just refer to MYSELF as paleomg? Gag me. It’s official. You can preorder my first cookbook. If you weren’t sick enough of me on here,… Read More »

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My Lovely Time in California

In Rants On December 10, 2012 51 Comments

Hi! Have you missed me? I’ve sure missed you. My website still seems to be a bit dumb. But we’re working on it. And now I’m back from… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Recipe Round Up

In Rants On November 16, 2012 75 Comments

Thanksgiving is next week. That means I’m over cooking Thanksgiving recipes. I’m done. So we might as well round them all up in one place. I’m going include… Read More »

All New Question and Answer Sesh

In Rants On November 6, 2012 54 Comments

So get this, my cookbook manuscript is due today. That’s why you’re not getting a recipe. I don’t have time cook, just to eat and type. And when… Read More »

PaleOMG Stuff

In Rants On November 2, 2012 136 Comments

I took that picture with my Mac. NBD. I actually took that for Sergio. Sent him an email so he wouldn’t forget what I looked like. I haven’t… Read More »

PaleOMG Babble

In Rants On October 30, 2012 32 Comments

Stop getting mad at me for no recipe! Just stop it. So here’s the thing. I have my cookbook deadline coming up REAL quick. Like November 6th, real… Read More »

10 Things I’m Into Right Now

In Rants On October 26, 2012 64 Comments

Yes, I took this picture with my new Mac. I’m really into it right now, even though I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. Which explains why… Read More »

Make it Paleo Cookbook Review

In Rants On October 19, 2012 27 Comments

I know what you’re thinking. I can’t believe Juli is reviewing a book that has an adorable couple, who are obviously in love, on the cover of the… Read More »

My Life, Through Food

In Rants On October 12, 2012 81 Comments

So this is how my Thursday morning started off. I woke up around 6:45am, didn’t feel good since I ate far too much dark chocolate on Wednesday night, so I… Read More »

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Civilized Caveman Feast E-Book Review

In Rants On October 5, 2012 29 Comments

I talk about myself enough, every.single.day, so I thought it was probably a good time to talk about a good friend of mine who runs an amazing paleo… Read More »

Ready to spend yet ANOTHER day with JB??

In Rants On October 3, 2012 58 Comments

So if you weren’t bored enough the first seven times around, I’ll tell you again what it’s like to walk a day in my shoes. Meaning I’ll tell… Read More »

Cappellos Gluten Free Pasta Giveaway (Giveaway Closed)

In Rants On October 1, 2012 207 Comments

So here’s the thing, before you all go up in arms about this product, it is NOT totally paleo. It’s gluten free. And well, people who don’t eat… Read More »

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Paleo Eats: A Day with JB

In Rants On September 26, 2012 73 Comments

I’m so glad I have a picture of me stuffing my face. Ian, one of the greatest guys ever, took a balls ton of pictures on Sunday for… Read More »

Kaeli-O-Kookies Giveaway!

In Rants On September 21, 2012 114 Comments

It’s that time again. Giveaway time!! I would ask you if you were sick of me doing giveaways, but I know you aren’t. You people love free sh*t…. Read More »

Really Important Things to PaleOMG

In Rants On September 14, 2012 36 Comments

Yes, pumpkin granola is very important to me. That’s why I gave it away. Gave it a better home. This is a random blog post isn’t it? Why… Read More »

Nikki’s Coconut Butter Giveaway!! (giveaway closed)

In Rants On September 10, 2012 539 Comments

What the hell?! When did I become a giveaway giver?? Oh I know when. When I found out about FREAKING AWESOME PALEO PRODUCTS. I dig delicious paleo products…. Read More »

White Lion Baking Company Review: Coconut Flour Chocolate Cupcakes

In Rants On September 4, 2012 19 Comments

This weekend was rough. I literally cooked the whole weekend. But it wasn’t fun. Because I’ve already cooked all these recipes once before. I’m having to remake a… Read More »