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Cooking in Boston

In Rants On February 4, 2013 42 Comments

I went to Boston last week. Yes I did. That’s why my recipes were at an all time low. Don’t worry, I’ll feed you this week. Boston played… Read More »

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What I Like to Eat That’s Not Paleo

In Rants On January 21, 2013 171 Comments

Wait WHAT?! Juli doesn’t eat completely paleo all the time?! What a fake. What a liar. What a cheat. I hate her. Don’t worry, I feel the same… Read More »

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Christmas Parties Are Great

In Rants On December 26, 2012 22 Comments

I want to drink egg nog out of reindeer glasses every day. Every damn day. If you saw my instagram picture yesterday and you’re wondering where the hell… Read More »

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My Christmas Wish List

In Rants On December 21, 2012 70 Comments

Yay!!!! We’re still alive. I love you, and you, and you, and you! Glad you looked at my website even though you were worried about croaking today. You’re… Read More »

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HUGE Announcement!! PaleOMG’s First Cookbook

In Rants On December 17, 2012 66 Comments

Did I really just refer to MYSELF as paleomg? Gag me. It’s official. You can preorder my first cookbook. If you weren’t sick enough of me on here,… Read More »

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My Lovely Time in California

In Rants On December 10, 2012 51 Comments

Hi! Have you missed me? I’ve sure missed you. My website still seems to be a bit dumb. But we’re working on it. And now I’m back from… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Recipe Round Up

In Rants On November 16, 2012 76 Comments

Thanksgiving is next week. That means I’m over cooking Thanksgiving recipes. I’m done. So we might as well round them all up in one place. I’m going include… Read More »

All New Question and Answer Sesh

In Rants On November 6, 2012 54 Comments

So get this, my cookbook manuscript is due today. That’s why you’re not getting a recipe. I don’t have time cook, just to eat and type. And when… Read More »

PaleOMG Stuff

In Rants On November 2, 2012 136 Comments

I took that picture with my Mac. NBD. I actually took that for Sergio. Sent him an email so he wouldn’t forget what I looked like. I haven’t… Read More »

PaleOMG Babble

In Rants On October 30, 2012 32 Comments

Stop getting mad at me for no recipe! Just stop it. So here’s the thing. I have my cookbook deadline coming up REAL quick. Like November 6th, real… Read More »

10 Things I’m Into Right Now

In Rants On October 26, 2012 64 Comments

Yes, I took this picture with my new Mac. I’m really into it right now, even though I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. Which explains why… Read More »

Make it Paleo Cookbook Review

In Rants On October 19, 2012 27 Comments

I know what you’re thinking. I can’t believe Juli is reviewing a book that has an adorable couple, who are obviously in love, on the cover of the… Read More »

My Life, Through Food

In Rants On October 12, 2012 81 Comments

So this is how my Thursday morning started off. I woke up around 6:45am, didn’t feel good since I ate far too much dark chocolate on Wednesday night, so I… Read More »

Ready to spend yet ANOTHER day with JB??

In Rants On October 3, 2012 58 Comments

So if you weren’t bored enough the first seven times around, I’ll tell you again what it’s like to walk a day in my shoes. Meaning I’ll tell… Read More »

Cappellos Gluten Free Pasta Giveaway (Giveaway Closed)

In Rants On October 1, 2012 207 Comments

So here’s the thing, before you all go up in arms about this product, it is NOT totally paleo. It’s gluten free. And well, people who don’t eat… Read More »

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Paleo Eats: A Day with JB

In Rants On September 26, 2012 73 Comments

I’m so glad I have a picture of me stuffing my face. Ian, one of the greatest guys ever, took a balls ton of pictures on Sunday for… Read More »

Kaeli-O-Kookies Giveaway!

In Rants On September 21, 2012 114 Comments

It’s that time again. Giveaway time!! I would ask you if you were sick of me doing giveaways, but I know you aren’t. You people love free sh*t…. Read More »

Really Important Things to PaleOMG

In Rants On September 14, 2012 36 Comments

Yes, pumpkin granola is very important to me. That’s why I gave it away. Gave it a better home. This is a random blog post isn’t it? Why… Read More »

Nikki’s Coconut Butter Giveaway!! (giveaway closed)

In Rants On September 10, 2012 539 Comments

What the hell?! When did I become a giveaway giver?? Oh I know when. When I found out about FREAKING AWESOME PALEO PRODUCTS. I dig delicious paleo products…. Read More »

White Lion Baking Company Review: Coconut Flour Chocolate Cupcakes

In Rants On September 4, 2012 19 Comments

This weekend was rough. I literally cooked the whole weekend. But it wasn’t fun. Because I’ve already cooked all these recipes once before. I’m having to remake a… Read More »

Goodbody Giveaway!!! (Giveaway Closed)

In Rants On August 31, 2012 434 Comments

This will be my second giveaway ever!!! How exciting! And fun. I’m not a big person on doing giveaways, unless I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the product. And this is… Read More »

PaleOMG’s Biggest Announcement To Date!! (and some questions for my readers)

In Rants On August 20, 2012 387 Comments

That’s my excited face. Oh sh*t. I can’t even hold it in. Word vomit is about to happen. I’M WRITING MY FIRST COOKBOOK!! I’m literally tearing up just… Read More »

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Tom’s Post: Learning How to K.I.P

In Rants On August 10, 2012 46 Comments

I decided to title my guest post for Juli’s blog, “Learning How to K.I.P.”, where K.I.P stands for “Keeping (it) In Perspective.”  Many of us, as athletes, business… Read More »

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Hey Sergio, See You in February

In Rants On August 9, 2012 29 Comments

What a handsome man. The time has come. Sergio is leaving for Afghanistan. And I’m in Lake Powell, thankfully, so I won’t be sobbing at constant rate for… Read More »

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21 Day Sugar Detox Results

In Rants On August 7, 2012 129 Comments

It’s official. 21 days are over. 21 days, sugar free has finally come to an end. If you haven’t heard, I’ve been doing the 21 Day Sugar Detox… Read More »

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My First Giveaway! Well Fed Cookbook (Giveaway Now Closed)

In Rants On August 6, 2012 492 Comments

I’m doing it. My very first giveaway. I’m so excited! I’ve never done one. But when the opportunity came up to spread the word about the Well Fed… Read More »

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JB’s New Favorite Things

In Rants On August 3, 2012 54 Comments

You know what’s weird? I’m really surprised I actually have new favorite things now that I’m not eating sweets. What’s the point of even liking anything if it’s… Read More »