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Friday Question and Answer Sesh

In Rants On April 13, 2012 52 Comments

I hate the word sesh. It’s not a real word. Nor should I use it. Especially since I’m not a 20 year old ski bum riding the mountain… Read More »

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My Daily Affair with Food

In Rants On March 17, 2012 106 Comments

Thank goodness for my friend Heather or I would have no pictures to put on my random blog posts. I wish I had one of me eating. REALLY… Read More »

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CrossFitting in Cali

In Rants On March 12, 2012 93 Comments

OMG. We haven’t chatted in FOREVER. Where have you been!?! Oh wait, it’s me. I’ve been gone. I’ve missed you. So if you ever read my blog, you… Read More »

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JB’s Viewpoint on Paleo Desserts

In Rants On March 9, 2012 117 Comments

I did it again. I called myself JB. I referred to myself in the third person and confirmed everyone’s guesses that I am excessively weird. Whatever. I dance… Read More »

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CrossFit & Simply Pure Nutrients

In Rants On March 3, 2012 96 Comments

So I wanted to chat a little bit about my workout routine and how I keep myself from completely pooping out daily. If this bores you or you… Read More »

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Weekly Sum Up

In Rants On February 24, 2012 60 Comments

I don’t think I have an obsessive side this week. Not sure why. It’s disappointing. I do want a donut though. Maybe I should look into Multiply Delicious… Read More »

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JB’s Blog Addictions of the Week

In Rants On February 17, 2012 49 Comments

I broke a mirror yesterday. It fell on the floor and legit shattered. Bad luck for 7 years? Maybe. I’m not really happy about that though so I’m… Read More »

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A Valentine’s Day Story

In Rants On February 14, 2012 95 Comments

Disclaimer: This is not a happy-go-lucky Valentine’s Day story. It’s me calling a douche bag out. It is Valentine’s Day. Oh yes it is. A day that was… Read More »

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JB’s Addictions of the Week-2

In Rants On February 10, 2012 45 Comments

Oh hey! I’m starving. Not actually starving, more just craving dried figs and wishing I had them by the barrel full. Does that exist? I’m gonna invent it…. Read More »

Why I Love Tropical Traditions

In Rants On February 9, 2012 35 Comments

So I really like coconut. In a lot of forms. It’s consumed almost daily in my household. I drink coconut milk daily…sometimes out of the can…sometimes by the… Read More »

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JB’s Addictions of the Week and BIG NEWS

In Rants On January 27, 2012 61 Comments

I felt a bit less addicted to things this week. Maybe it’s because I was less emotional, therefore not having the f*cked up mindspace to search for things… Read More »

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A Goodbye for a Good Man

In Rants On January 24, 2012 31 Comments

Today is a hard day. It’s a day I had no idea would affect me so much. Today, one of my best friend’s (Jon) is leaving for the… Read More »

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JB’s Addictions of the Week

In Rants On January 20, 2012 53 Comments

I’ve talked about how I have an addictive personality. Well kind of. I get addicted to something and usually love it for around 2 weeks, then we part… Read More »

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JB’s Viewpoint on Paleo

In Rants On January 12, 2012 151 Comments

Why do I keep calling myself JB?¬†Stupid. What’s up with my picture for this post? Yeah…I don’t know either. Ok. I don’t really like talking about paleo with… Read More »

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New Year, New PaleOMG

In Rants On January 9, 2012 75 Comments

What in the hell is going on!? Did you just spit up your granola when you clicked on my site and it was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT?! Of course you… Read More »

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A Day in the Life of JB

In Rants On January 6, 2012 49 Comments

JB is me. You’re slow. I have big news. HUGE NEWS. Like, the most exciting news you’ll hear all day!!! Ready?? Ok, PaleOMG is getting a face lift…. Read More »

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My Experience at Crave

In Rants On September 6, 2011 6 Comments

So I didn’t write about my weekend this week. Why? Because I can’t remember it. No, I wasn’t intoxicated. My liver is smiling back at me lately, I’ve… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) over the Weekend-13

In Rants On August 30, 2011 4 Comments

You are seriously never going to guess what I did this weekend. I worked out AND I ate a lot of food. So weird. So freaking weird. Oh… Read More »

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What I did (and ate) over the Weekend-12

In Rants On August 22, 2011 7 Comments

I didn’t even get to eat at a fun restaurant this weekend. That’s how busy I was. Ok, I wasn’t really THAT busy, but it went by super… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) over the Weekend- 11

In Rants On August 14, 2011 5 Comments

I just like eating too much guys. It’s a problem. I go through the stages of eating more than I need to. I’m not sure why. Maybe I’m… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) at The Games

In Rants On August 4, 2011 6 Comments

Hi. My name is Juli Bauer. I usually blog. It’s nice to meet you again. If you forgot who the hell I am, I understand. I recently flew… Read More »

What I ate over the Weekend- 9

In Rants On July 25, 2011 0 Comments

>I ate a lot this weekend. Shocker. I pretty much over ate the entire week. It’s called being a girl. Yeah it sucks, bad. So let’s recap. Let’s… Read More »

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What I ate over the Weekend- 8

In Rants On July 18, 2011 2 Comments

I don’t like to brag or anything, but I have really good taste. And I don’t want to brag even more, but I can eat a lot. So… Read More »

Dom's Haute Pocket. ha.

What I ate (and did) Over the Weekend-7

In Rants On July 11, 2011 0 Comments

My weekend really wasn’t that thrilling. I consumed more fat in one night than I should be consuming in one month, I worked out with good looking men… Read More »

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Finding my Inner Strength

In Rants On July 5, 2011 42 Comments

Let’s just get down to the nitty gritty. I’m a ball of emotion right now. Straight up cluster f*ck. I tend to build all of my emotions inside… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) Over the Weekend-6

In Rants On June 27, 2011 5 Comments

Have you ever been so sore, you didn’t even want to eat? Yeah, me neither. But I was so incredibly sore this weekend, I didn’t want to move… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) Over the Weekend-5

In Rants On June 20, 2011 7 Comments

It’s official. I’m not allowed to write a paleo blog anymore. You know why? Because I ate my body weight in sh*t food this weekend. Literally. I haven’t… Read More »