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JB’s Blog Addictions of the Week

In Rants On February 17, 2012 49 Comments

I broke a mirror yesterday. It fell on the floor and legit shattered. Bad luck for 7 years? Maybe. I’m not really happy about that though so I’m… Read More »

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A Valentine’s Day Story

In Rants On February 14, 2012 95 Comments

Disclaimer: This is not a happy-go-lucky Valentine’s Day story. It’s me calling a douche bag out. It is Valentine’s Day. Oh yes it is. A day that was… Read More »

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JB’s Addictions of the Week-2

In Rants On February 10, 2012 45 Comments

Oh hey! I’m starving. Not actually starving, more just craving dried figs and wishing I had them by the barrel full. Does that exist? I’m gonna invent it…. Read More »

Why I Love Tropical Traditions

In Rants On February 9, 2012 35 Comments

So I really like coconut. In a lot of forms. It’s consumed almost daily in my household. I drink coconut milk daily…sometimes out of the can…sometimes by the… Read More »

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JB’s Addictions of the Week and BIG NEWS

In Rants On January 27, 2012 61 Comments

I felt a bit less addicted to things this week. Maybe it’s because I was less emotional, therefore not having the f*cked up mindspace to search for things… Read More »

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A Goodbye for a Good Man

In Rants On January 24, 2012 31 Comments

Today is a hard day. It’s a day I had no idea would affect me so much. Today, one of my best friend’s (Jon) is leaving for the… Read More »

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JB’s Addictions of the Week

In Rants On January 20, 2012 53 Comments

I’ve talked about how I have an addictive personality. Well kind of. I get addicted to something and usually love it for around 2 weeks, then we part… Read More »

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JB’s Viewpoint on Paleo

In Rants On January 12, 2012 151 Comments

Why do I keep calling myself JB?¬†Stupid. What’s up with my picture for this post? Yeah…I don’t know either. Ok. I don’t really like talking about paleo with… Read More »

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New Year, New PaleOMG

In Rants On January 9, 2012 75 Comments

What in the hell is going on!? Did you just spit up your granola when you clicked on my site and it was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT?! Of course you… Read More »

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A Day in the Life of JB

In Rants On January 6, 2012 49 Comments

JB is me. You’re slow. I have big news. HUGE NEWS. Like, the most exciting news you’ll hear all day!!! Ready?? Ok, PaleOMG is getting a face lift…. Read More »

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My Experience at Crave

In Rants On September 6, 2011 6 Comments

So I didn’t write about my weekend this week. Why? Because I can’t remember it. No, I wasn’t intoxicated. My liver is smiling back at me lately, I’ve… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) over the Weekend-13

In Rants On August 30, 2011 4 Comments

You are seriously never going to guess what I did this weekend. I worked out AND I ate a lot of food. So weird. So freaking weird. Oh… Read More »

I just love this picture of Robbie and I. He's wonderful :)

What I did (and ate) over the Weekend-12

In Rants On August 22, 2011 7 Comments

I didn’t even get to eat at a fun restaurant this weekend. That’s how busy I was. Ok, I wasn’t really THAT busy, but it went by super… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) over the Weekend- 11

In Rants On August 14, 2011 5 Comments

I just like eating too much guys. It’s a problem. I go through the stages of eating more than I need to. I’m not sure why. Maybe I’m… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) at The Games

In Rants On August 4, 2011 6 Comments

Hi. My name is Juli Bauer. I usually blog. It’s nice to meet you again. If you forgot who the hell I am, I understand. I recently flew… Read More »

What I ate over the Weekend- 9

In Rants On July 25, 2011 0 Comments

>I ate a lot this weekend. Shocker. I pretty much over ate the entire week. It’s called being a girl. Yeah it sucks, bad. So let’s recap. Let’s… Read More »

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What I ate over the Weekend- 8

In Rants On July 18, 2011 2 Comments

I don’t like to brag or anything, but I have really good taste. And I don’t want to brag even more, but I can eat a lot. So… Read More »

Dom's Haute Pocket. ha.

What I ate (and did) Over the Weekend-7

In Rants On July 11, 2011 0 Comments

My weekend really wasn’t that thrilling. I consumed more fat in one night than I should be consuming in one month, I worked out with good looking men… Read More »

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Finding my Inner Strength

In Rants On July 5, 2011 43 Comments

Let’s just get down to the nitty gritty. I’m a ball of emotion right now. Straight up cluster f*ck. I tend to build all of my emotions inside… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) Over the Weekend-6

In Rants On June 27, 2011 5 Comments

Have you ever been so sore, you didn’t even want to eat? Yeah, me neither. But I was so incredibly sore this weekend, I didn’t want to move… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) Over the Weekend-5

In Rants On June 20, 2011 7 Comments

It’s official. I’m not allowed to write a paleo blog anymore. You know why? Because I ate my body weight in sh*t food this weekend. Literally. I haven’t… Read More »

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What I ate (and did) over the Weekend-4

In Rants On June 13, 2011 4 Comments

Did you miss me? Who am I kidding, of course you freaking did! Ok ok, maybe you didn’t miss me, but I’m hoping you missed some of my… Read More »

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What I ate over the Weekend-3

In Rants On June 6, 2011 4 Comments

Are you wondering where the hell I’ve been?? No? Didn’t think so. But I’ve been wondering where the hell I was all weekend. It was a whirlwind. And… Read More »

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What I ate over the Weekend-2

In Rants On May 31, 2011 1 Comment

This weekend was fabulous. A 3 day weekend truly never occurs for me. And I was able to eat at some amazing restaurants. Since I just recently moved… Read More »

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What I ate over the Weekend

In Rants On May 23, 2011 0 Comments

Ok, I know you don’t ACTUALLY care what I ate this weekend, but it was seriously too good to not mention. I think I may have to do… Read More »

10 Ways to Stick with Paleo

In Rants, Tips On May 14, 2011 28 Comments

Ok, I need to explain my life a bit for you to understand why I’m such stickler when it comes to excuses. If you know me, you know… Read More »