The me, cake is stupid without frosting. If frosting isn't involved, you're eating a freaking muffin. And muffins are great and all, unless you want effing cake. And that's what I wanted last weekend, at …
Helloooooo, from Kansas City!! I'm here for a hot minute, leaving already tonight. Which sucks because getting here was a pain in the ass. Yesterday, we woke up to about 6 or 7 inches of …
The holidays are just creeping along, coming up very quickly. Are you prepared? To me, the holidays are very stressful. I'm a terrible gift giver. I'm extremely good at showing my love through cooking for …
I was planning to post this recipe on Wednesday and a short ribs recipe today, but I just couldn't wait. This recipe is too f*cking good. I know it sounds annoying when the person who …
I absolutely positively 100% adore this recipe. I love it, I want it, I gotta have it. The leftovers are sitting in my fridge right now, just calling my name. And when I was deciding …
Honestly, making a real pie is too time consuming for me. Especially on a holiday. You expect me to make a paleo crust, then the filling, then make it look all pretty, then bake it, …
What is it about the holidays that makes people want to drink? Is it because they are usually with family? Or is it because it's freezing out and you want to bundle up, all drunk …
I absolutely cannot listen to the song 'Hotline Bling' even one more time. Cannot. Other than the line "you used to call me on my cellphone" none of the other words sound like words. This …
You guys, I know I know, these cupcakes don't exactly look like brains. But I did my best with the tools I had at home. I don't have a million piping tips because I would …
So get this. I have my wedding dress. It's hanging in my guest bedroom right now. Just hanging there, waiting to be worn. But the problem is, it doesn't fit yet. The straps are WAY …
When your best friend goes to Jamba Juice and gets a pumpkin pie protein smoothie with almond milk and you think about that protein smoothie for 2 weeks straight...you make yourself a gosh damn pumpkin …
Here's something weird: I've never liked figs. Dried figs, for sure. Fresh figs, gross. I still imagine the episode of Sex and the City where Charlotte dates the guy who's notorious around town and he …
So excited to have the wonderful The Merrymaker Sisters on the blog today! These girls are full of personality and will knock your socks off with their recipe creations such as their Healthy Tots and …
This review is special. Like, EXTRA SPECIAL. Because this wonderful person, Vanessa from the blog Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind has finally come out with her first cookbook...wait for it....Clean Eating with a Dirty …
I've been sitting on this recipe for weeks waiting to share it with you guys and it's been driving me crazy because it's seriouslysodeliciousandyouneedtomakeitrightnow. If you're a fan of coffee and if you're a fan …
When I made my Raspberry Salted Caramel about a month ago, I had plenty of leftovers and wanted to use it in something is special. BOOM, chocolate. Caramel and chocolate belong together and therefore raspberry caramel …
You guys, I must love you very very much to be sharing such a special recipe with you guys from my newest cookbook, Juli Bauer's Paleo Cookbook. But I'm feeling super excited about this book and …
My love for sweet and salty together just recently became a true obsession. After having ice cream at Salt and Straw in Portland and liquid nitrogen ice cream at a la Minute in California, I figured out that …
MARGARITAS!!! Who doesn't love a good margarita? Oh wait, I don't. I like my alcohol to not taste like alcohol. I recently had a pineapple habanero margarita and I couldn't taste the alcohol because my …
IT'S TUUUUUESDAY!! Meaning it's time to make a jar of my Easy Chocolate Hazelnut Spread (see below), scoop out a huge spoonful, sit back in a comfy chair, and sign up for my weekly giveaway! …
Are you suppose to completely stuff your face before you go wedding dress shopping? Is that a no-no in a wedding rulebook somewhere? Because that's exactly what I did a couple days ago. I headed …
I keep thinking I want another dog and then BOOM, reminder that it may not be the best idea. Like the other day, while babysitting my friends Frenchie. I babysat him a couple weeks ago …
The weather yesterday in Colorado was absolutely insane. We started our workout and it began to hail and lightning like the world was about to end. Then the hail turned to crazy crain and wind. …
The Bachelor has began to fully disappoint after too many weeks of nothing happening on top of more nothing happening. Good sentence, huh? I've heard some people call Kaitlyn a slut because she's making out …
I wish I had a blast chiller, Food Network Chopped style, so I could make this and eat this faster than you can say, "Holy poop, do you think Kim Kardashian is going to name …
Jenni Hulet is the mastermind behind the popular blog The Urban Poser. I was introduced to her blog by the first ever guest post on PaleOMG. What was it? Samoa donuts. And cupid shot an arrow straight into my …
Ughhhhh. Dude. I had this awesome dessert planned for you that I've totally made in the past but had to retest. I'm either doing something wrong OR my oven isn't the temperature it says it …
I'm a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don't know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.
