Holy hells, now that's a long name. But I'm not good with the catchy names like "bursting berry 4th of july cupcakes" because then how in the hell are you suppose to know what goes …
Making desserts is failing me HARD lately. But then I try the dessert a second time around and BOOM, it works out beautifully. Like this one. I tried making pastry cream for the first time …
Hey there PaleOMG readers! Hi, I’m Vanessa from Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind. You may know me from such recipes as Cookie Dough Fudge, Molten Chocolate Lava Cake, and “Reese’s” Cheesecake (Troy McClure voice). …
Let me first preface this recipe by telling you something really important here: I LOVE THIS FREAKING RECIPE!! No, I effing love it. It may be one of my favorite dessert recipes of all time. …
Vacation and seeing friends is just the best, but I'm a homebody at heart. I love being home to my own home cooked meals, I love sitting in the backyard with my doggy, and I …
The other day on the Today show, they talked about at what age they felt old. I'm 28 and I've had a few friends talk about how they feel old at the same age as me, …
If you don't read my Monday morning Weekly Workouts post, you probably missed me talking about not eating sh*t food. When I was sharing some before and after photos, I talked about not eating sh*t …
O.M.G. I am so freaking glad Monday is over. It was the dreariest and lamest Monday I've ever had and it did not help with my PMS b*tch mode I had going. Meaning have, it's …
I'm so sore right now that I almost feel sick. That's not normal. Those heavy lunges I did yesterday better be worth it long term when it comes to a rounder bum because right now …
Oh hey there guys. Dana here from Real Food with Dana! Well, obviously. I’m really excited to meet you all and share this recipe with you today! Juli’s was the first paleo blogs I ever …
I don't really know what else to say other than WE ARE GETTING MARRIED TODAY!! I can't tell you enough how awesome destination weddings are. We JUST met with our wedding coordinator yesterday and boom, …
Do you follow me on Snapchat yet? I'll let you guess what my username is...because it's the exact same as every other social media channel I own. Can you guess? I trust your brain. Anywho, …
I hate when it blizzards outside. I use to like it when I was younger because Dairy Queen would give away free blizzards, but now all it means is I have to shovel, have cold …
I don't know what to tell you other than I absolutely want to eat these as my last meal. They are sweet, salty, crunchy, chocolatey...and they are everything that is right with this world. These …
Today is one of those days that I don't really want to get started. Because it starts at the doctor. It's not like I have a problem with the doctors or anything, but who looks …
BENNNNNN. You said I love you to TWO women! What the hell fudge? You're not suppose to do that, mister. Sure, I believe that you can be in love with two people at the same …
I can't force this smoothie bowl on you, but if I could, I would make you eat/drink every last bite of it. Because it's effing delicious. No joke, I constantly crave it now. Problem is, …
Thank god I go to acupuncture starting tomorrow. My stress levels are through the roof lately. The change of birth control has made me a legitimate nightmare. Then our internet went out this morning so …
After posting an alcoholic beverage last time and getting a little hate about it, I need to make something perfectly clear. A disclaimer, if you will. So here it is. I don't drink much alcohol. …
Is that name too long? The answer is always: hells no. Because how are you suppose to know what it is with some fancy, catchy name like Love Cookies? Real catchy, huh? Well these love …
Be still, my heart. Be perfectly damn still...SO I CAN EAT YOU!!!! You know what's torture? Having 5 of these sundaes sitting in your fridge, with a fiancé who is on a health kick for our …
I LOVE bacon wrapped dates. It was one of those eye opening paleo treats that got me believing that paleo was something I could actually stick with long term. It's like legit candy. And it's wrapped …
Why is football season not over with yet? WHY GOD, WHY?! I was recently given a box of pears. Yes, a box. And honestly, I don't really eat much fruit. I just don't care for fruit. …
It's officially that time! Time to ring in the New Year, leave all bad habits and memories behind and sing a happy tune to bring the New Year in on a high note. That was …
How are the holidays still going on? Sure, there cool and all, but can they end already? There's just so much pressure about buying the perfect gift, hosting the perfect party, having the most fun. …
The me, cake is stupid without frosting. If frosting isn't involved, you're eating a freaking muffin. And muffins are great and all, unless you want effing cake. And that's what I wanted last weekend, at …
Helloooooo, from Kansas City!! I'm here for a hot minute, leaving already tonight. Which sucks because getting here was a pain in the ass. Yesterday, we woke up to about 6 or 7 inches of …
I'm a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don't know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.
