The Bachelor has began to fully disappoint after too many weeks of nothing happening on top of more nothing happening. Good sentence, huh? I’ve heard some people call Kaitlyn a slut because she’s making out with so many guys while doing the dirty on the side, but I fully support her. The people who are opposite of that kind of freak me out.
The only thing that happened in this weeks two hours of fun was Ian drank too much and since his ego had been broken down in his singing audition, which obviously did not win Kaitlyn’s heart, he began to ramble on about how he is the most eligible bachelor and deserves women to rain down on him. And that he needs some sex. He really won us all over with his charm. He’s so deep.
The only other thing that happened was they played the sex sounds of Nick and Kaitlyn on national television. How embarrassing watching that later on for her. If I were her, I’d skip watching that episode. No one wants to hear that. Her poor parents. Hopefully they skipped that episode too. But still, I fully support her. You go do the damn thing, Kaitlyn. Did anyone notice how they played the sex scene with Nick and Kaitlyn then showed a water fountain right afterwords? Anyone see the humor in that? Creative, ABC, creative.
Since we are on the topic of finding a mate, and since I found mine, we are finally doing engagement photos. I’ve been putting it off forever now because there are just too many things to purchase with a new house. And a wedding. I know a girl who got engaged like 2 weeks ago and already has engagement photos and invitations sent out. Maybe she’s pregnant? Who really knows. All I know is I’m glad we are able to take our time because planning that sh*t stresses me out. I gotta pick my outfits out, then I’ll have to pick my fiancé’s outfits out and get him slightly drunk so he isn’t awkward, then get my makeup done by a friend, and tease the sh*t out of my hair. I think once we get there, it will be fun. Minus the changing outfits out in the open, but whatevs. Are you married? How did you plan your engagement photo pics? Tell me everything. I plan on being slightly over the top with outfits. No jeans for me. No way jose.
- 1 cup frozen pitted cherries
- 1½ cup almond milk
- 1 tablespoon ground chia seeds
- 1 teaspoon unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 scoop Chocolate Primal Fuel
- 1 tablespoon honey (if you prefer sweeter)
- Place all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth.
- Serve right away silly pants!