This will be my second giveaway ever!!! How exciting! And fun.
I’m not a big person on doing giveaways, unless I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the product. And this is a product that everyone should know about. It’s efffing delicious. No joke. One of the best paleo dessert/treat products on the market. As soon as I saw Goodbody Baked Goods at Whole Foods in their freezer section, I had to find out more! And once I tasted these little cookie bites, I was hooked! Such simple ingredients tied together in beautiful harmony. Gag, that last sentence was obnoxious. But seriously. If you’re looking for a little treat that won’t weigh you down and won’t make you feel like dog poo, you gotta try it!
To win this giveaway, this is what you need to do:
- Go to the Goodbody Facebook Page and like the crap out of them!
- Leave a comment below as to why you should be the Goodbody Giveaway winner. And be creative. Don’t say ‘I should win because I love desserts’. Cool. Who doesn’t? Weirdos, that’s who. Be funny. I like funny people. And I get to pick the winners.
That’s all you gotta do! Easy peasy. I will be choosing the winners (two to be exact) based off of who makes me laugh the most. Not even kidding. If you lack humor, ask a friend to help you out. I’m telling you, you want this giveaway. It’s stupid delicious. And the winner will be receiving the Ultimate Box O’ Goodness which includes FIVE, yes five, pouches of each flavor. That means you will get to try Almond Butter Chocolate Chip, Almond Cranberry, Mint Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Brownie (my favorite. obviously), and Lemon Blueberry Walnut.
Yeah. I’m drooling too.
So get to it! Like their Facebook page and comment away. Make me laugh. Remember, I have dry, unadulterated humor (just kidding, I don’t even know what the word means. nor have I ever used it in a sentence.) Giveaway closes by Tuesday September 4th at 12:00am Mountain Time.
I would like to win this because You are what you eat right? eat Goodbody cookie bites and I will have a Goodbody! YAY! or wait….does that mean I will be a cookie bite?…hmmmm :P
I should win them because we have little access to grain- free products in my area. Your blog keeps me in the loop to all the great products out there- but I still have to order them (which can be expensive if you just want to try a product) or be very sad that I dont get to try them. Im 4 months into grain free and admire those that can do paleo! Thanks for all the great ideas and inspiration!
Like = done.
I hope to get picked because, despite losing my job a few months ago, I have gotten into the best shape of my life! So while life is all about rewards, if I’m not rewarded with a new job, these treats seem like a nice runner up!
I should win becuase like you am a sugar addict and if I don’t have these my will power will probably collapse into a giant cess-pool of goo somewhere in my feet and I will go buy a box of OREO’S to fill the void that not having these will leave in me.
That has never happened before, nope, not ever.
I need saving.
I should win the Goodbody Giveaway for pointing out this essential truth to Paleo living: almond butter combined with chocolate (or anything for that matter) is better than sex. End of story.
:)
COOKIES! As soon as I said hello to them I’d have to say goodbye. Hello goodbye cookies! I love you! (in Hawaiian that would be “aloha aloha cookies! Aloha!”
Anyway…I should totally win these, because I’d definitely serenade you if I did. Cookies…singing telegrams…what else does life require?
I deserve to win as i am also a goodbody!!!
Rather than choose who is the funniest lets “rock, paper, scissor” it. Although who decided that paper beats rock? Let’s test this theory. Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
(I’d apologize for that but I laughed at my own joke. So its a win for me) ;)
Megan Boyer, you are on like DONKEY KONG! I will totally Rock, Scissors, Paper you for those cookies. Don’t be scared, it’s not like I was the Northwoods of Wisconsin (insert name of popular brand of beer here) Rock Scissors Paper CHAMPION or anything……
But really, what’s a better way to win those delicious little love nuggets? I’m so in!
I should win because I’m a crazy little college student who wasn’t so little a year ago… 130lbs and counting GONE! I wish I could write a rap, but let’s face it, I’m not talented like that. So smile and have a good day… I’m going to go eat…. I mean work out.
I think I should win because I’m trying to bring my abs out of hibernation for the first time in their 25yrs of existence. :)
I think my “cookie” needs a few Goodbody Baked Goods to give my snatch the BAM. It will be the “luckiest” I’ve gotten in awhile:-)….to win I mean…ba-da-bing~~~
I would love to win these because I love trying out new paleo desserts. I have two small children so it’s not always easy to be able to bake in the kitchen like I want too. I love making paleo yummies but their attention is more important! So pre made without all the chemical crap is a great way to go!
i’m hoping fingers crossed as i live in Australia that we will be considered in this competition love the pages and the recipes thank you so much from all of us wheat,gluten and sugar sensitive :)
I liked the Facebook page, and I should win because I live in a small town that has a truly EPIC cupcake shop. I like their Facebook page too, so pretty much every day I get photos of cupcakes in my feed that pretty much make me want to cry. Winning would cheer me up immensely.
Okay, not sure how funny I can be at 7 in the morning before work, but I love me some cookies, and paleo-friendly cookies are like the food of gods in my world right now.
First, cookies are probably like 50% of the reason I ever got fat in the first place (the other 50% is probably mac & cheese) so kicking gluten filled, dairy laden, fake sugar packed cookies in the ass by enjoying a healthy, delicious alternative would be awesome.
Second, last night I hit a PR rock climbing. At 231 lbs, I have no right to be hauling my ass up a rock wall, but I made it up not one, not two, but three 5.5 routes. I have never made it that far on one, let alone three! I celebrated with a bacon avocado burger, it was glorious.
The though of mint chocolate chip cookies is going to haunt me (in the best way possible) all day, I’m going to have to search these out at the grocery store tonight.
I should win because I am a poor, starving college kid who has to go through the whole day of classes without food because I have been trying to eat Paleo and there are no good snacks that I can make to bring with. Side note, byy poor, starving college kid, I mainly mean I am too lazy to go to the grocery store. So I have no groceries to make your delicious foods… Which is why I go through the whole day without eats. Portable cookies would be easier. I think a meal of cookies is better than no meal, right?
When I see delicious snacks like this all I can think about acting like is that “Beggin” Strips dog! I cant wait to try a bag or two of these special little goodies!
I like to picture those goodbody bags of deliciousness descending on a smiley-faced cloud straight from heaven and hovering over to PA and into my kitchen!! I then like to picture myself dustin’ the dirt (wod sweat) off my shoulders and booty shaking while I ponder what delicious flavor I will devour in a beast-like manner! PLEASE, tell me you’ve seen Talladega Nights (spelling idk??) with Will Ferrell where he gives thanks to his sponsors in his prayer…because I would totally offer homage to paleomg and goodbody as I downed those morsels of awesomeness!!
In all seriousness, my friends and I get together weekly for paleo dinners where we try new recipes and showcase our attempts at creating epic paleo feasts in effort to fight the good fight against gluten, sugar, dairy, and huskyness….taking those goodbody bags of delight would be like hitting the lotto…WINNING …if my friends are lucky, I’d let them have a few
Here’s my entry, so pick me, maybe?
Me should win COOKIES!!!! Me like COOKIES but me wife (Mrs. Cookie Monster) said me can’t have sugar. Me sad :( Me haven’t had COOKIES in long time. Me WANT COOKIES !!!!! Me can stay a Paleo Monster if me won COOKIES : )
I should win because I’ve been drooling over the thought of owning these cookies ever since I clicked to read the post! I mean, c’mon—who DOESN’T love cookies infused with the most delicious flavor combos?!? The sad thing is, I can’t stop drooling now and I’m afraid that I won’t stop until the winning package shows up at my doorstep! :O Please postmark RUSH.
Sincerely,
Slobbery In Seattle
Like the sh*T out of the Goodbody FB page: check!!!
Thanks for all you do – made the Buffalo Chicken Meatloaf for Hubs last week and he said it was the t*ts – so I think that means he likes it!!!!
Please pick me!!!!
It would truly be a blessing to win these cookies.
I’m trying to make my own cookies at home, but i would love to try some of these and see what the pros make!!
I just started working out at CrissFit Alvin and took a 101 class. The last night of class we were introduced to a Fight Gone Bad. It sucked. I literally threw up in my mouth a bit. So I could really use a cookie. :)
I would love to win these treats b/c I’m starting the 30 day challenge sept 26th thru my Yoga teacher. I need pre-portioned snacks that will help me with eating clean Paleo but help with portion control to watch my calorie intake :-)
I’d enjoy not feeling like dog poo after eating cookies
I should win these puppies because I’m in my final year of grad school…all of my friends and my boyfriend (and dog) have moved away. In my loneliness and desperation I tend to eat not-so-paleo-friendly treats (yeah like a shit ton of ice cream). There’s no way I won’t be cutting out sweets until I’m outta college town and into big girl life so help me out with some cookies. NOMNOMNOM.
Thanks.
I deserve to win because I drooled on my iPhone just thinking about these cookies, causing it to short out. Now I can’t afford to buy cookies for myself because i have to buy a new phone! You know how expensive those things are. I might not be eating for months. Don’t let me starve! Gimme cookies!
I should win because I live in an immensely ridiculous town where there isn’t a whole foods ANYWHERE! I could drive 2+ hours and still not find a whole foods. Pretty sure my state made a law preventing anything considerably healthy existing here. If I don’t win.. I will probably end up eating my weight in toll house cookie dough, henceforth gaining 150+lbs, causing my husband to divorce me, which will then throw me into a state of depression spiraling into more cookie dough consumption. This will inevitably lead to me not being capable of getting off my couch or ever participating in a WOD again and 20 firemen will one day have to widen my doorway by 20ft and use a forklift to haul me out. Do you really want to live with that weighing on your conscience?!?!? ;)
i liked them on fb. and i should win because when i’m happy (and this will make me happy) sunshine, rainbows, and glitter, come out my arse. it is a sight to behold and should not be missed. i mean, who wouldn’t want to see that?????
I should win simply because i love cookies especially ones that are good for you…:)
Hi there,
I’d love to win these delicious treats! I am a strugglig graduate student at the University of Virginia and eating paleo and doing 9 workouts of crossfit a week gets pricy. This would ease my burden and ease my sweet tooth!
Thank you
Tiffany
I have never tried these baked goods. I have been doing crossfit for almost a year and am trying to eat a much cleaner diet (almost paleo). I have baked for years and sold many of my cookies and cakes. I want to be inspired by a good tasting, healthy baked good. Honestly, I have no clue how to make a “healthy” cookie! Where I live we have no stores like trader joes or whole foods. It’s hard to find products like this. Pick me and I can spread the word on how awesome these treats are to my small community!
Please give me an indulgence that doesn’t include a bag of frozen Enjoy Life chocolate chips and a jar of almond butter…can you say Paleo fat kid day?…or is that an oxymoron?
I should win these cookies because you can’t show me cookies and then not give me some!
Man I hate these “why should I choose you” questions. I’ll tell you why. It’s because I’m a closeted cookie monster that needs his treats to stick to Paleo. Plus I need to feed my inner monster since I’m a Crossfit Football type of athlete. Help me do this!
Facebook page – Check. Drooling like a rabid dog over the goodies? Check Check.
I should totes win this. First because I lost 180 pounds over the past year. Of Ex- Husband, not of my ass. (Well, ok, he was kind of an ass, but not my fat ass.) My own ass decided to celebrate this epic weight loss with wine. And cookies… And pasta.. Now, I have 20 pounds to lose which makes me sad.. And impatient. This extra 20 pounds of jiggle is impacting my WOD times. So I have gone back to full paleo…
SECOND- I live in Canada. RURAL CANADA. There is a lot of snow here yo’! And cows.. And fish.. And deer.. And McDonald’s and BK… BUT NO WHOLE FOODS! So this delicious treat would make me feel so much better about A) my weight gain and 2)living in rural Canada without access to whole food goodness.
Ps> Has anyone told you how nice you look today? :p
I NEED to win because remember Crap in Crap Out Good In Good Out, Plus I am the worlds worst cook so these would be perfect for me!
Mommy I want one!! Can I, Can I…Pleeeease!
…because I never win shit and this looks like some good shit.
I don’t deserve these cookies. I want them, but I would probably share them with all of my members at Ocean State CrossFit that are starting the Paleo Challenge shortly.
OK, that’s entirely false. I would eat the hell out of these in front of all of the students in my classes. From the most experienced gym rat to the most frightened newb, I would gorge myself on what would be my first batch of cookies since the last batch of cookies, and I would spill crumbs unnecessarily on the floor and watch them, with sad looks on their face, as they long for the goodness I so tantalizingly consume in their midst.
Like a Boss.
Because I love mint, and the front one on that picture says Mint. Therefore it was meant to get in my belly.
Once upon a time, there was a girl who went paleo. She started losing weight and lots of inches, and feeling amazing. Her significant other, while thinking it was a fantastic idea in theory, just couldn’t get past his desire for bread, pasta, and, especially, sweets. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t convince him that paleo desserts exist and are just as good. Then, she saw PaleOMG’s giveaway for Goodbody treats, and immediately thought AHA! This is my chance!! She went straight to the Goodbody Facebook page and liked the crap out of them. Even if she didn’t win, she decided, she’d probably go buy some and try them out on him anyway. But it would be so much cooler if she won :)
Pick me, pick me!!! I am new to Paleo and may KILL someone if I don’t get some dessert in me STAT!!! Pretty pleeeeeeeease with a cherry on top???????!!!!!! :)
Growing up as a kid, my mom’s name for the female front butt was ‘cookie’. I would love to win these wonderful baked goods to break the unyielding awkwardness everytime I consume a cookie. Just that word… it makes me uneasy. Only a truly wonderful, delicious, paleo cookie could perhaps break this childhood connection of ‘cookie’ to the gyner.
because I did Holleyman this morning and it was brutal!
I liked them….
And i like you. I want this because I am pregnant, and who doesn’t want some form of dessert when they’re pregnant? I’m in my first trimester and have been fighting off barfing off/on so i really think that some paleo treats would ease the growing blueberry (that’s what size it is apparently) inside me. Oh, and $*%#$, $%#() awesome mother %$#$%!!!!
xo
I should win because every time I make paleo sweets they taste like shit!! These actually really do look freakin’ good.
I would die for cookies! There once was an elderly man who wanted cookies before he died. He crawled out of bed, barely made it to the kitchen table where his wife was baking the most amazing smelling cookies. Barely lifting his arm he went to grab a cookie and his wife slapped his hand. He asked “why did you do that?” His wife replied, “they are for your funeral!” Bad joke I know. Being 5 months prego cookies and bad humor go together. HA!
I should win because you feel sorry for me…and you feel cookies would make me feel better :) But especially because I’m trying to wrangle the bag of nasty effing funyons out of my teenage daughter’s hands and put goodbody cookies there instead (or broccoli…but I think the cookies might work better). lol
Pick me! Pick me!!!! :)
If I win I will scour the country for a fabulous, tall dark and handsome man for you and I’ll paint you a picture of a dog :) Pleasssse I want cookies!
I think I should win because I love food … I love to eat when stressed, celebrating, bored … etc … I have kids so we love having treats …. we have never had these but O would love to learn how ffing amazing they are …
Juli!!!! I should win because I am the treat/chocolate queen or maybe princess because you come up with the best treat recipes so maybe you are the treat/chocolate queen. Regardless, I love you and your blog. I look forward to reading it everyday usually when I am eating breakfast. Thanks for all of your ridiculous commentary that all women can relate to and obviously the awesome recipes too!
….so my husband and kids dont have to choke down anymore of my pathetic attempts at grain free baked goods!
I should win because, i am the coolest :) No, really i should win because i have started having paleo classes for our box, called paleoJO (I go by Sammi Jo). Anyway, i always make your recipes and tell people to go to your website. i love everything on here it is kind of a new addiction for me. So pick me so i can share these with everyone in the box.
I’m a nerd, I keep calling it Goody Booty treats. WTF? Anyways, being Paleo, it’ll be just that, good for my booty.
I would love to win because I just finished my 30day challenge and started Crossfit a few months ago, and seeing major results!! It doesn’t help that we live in the middle of the freaking desert (thanks Army) and the nearest Whole foods is over 2hrs away!!! I know poor me right haha!! Cookies are my crack!! I love sweets!!!
Hi Juli- I should win because I travel an insane amount for work and you know what’s extremely tempting after a long day of travel? Sugary treats! These would be perfect to pack into my suitcase to keep me on track and prevent me from gaining 5lbs each time I leave my state.
I wasn’t going to enter, because I’m really not that funny, but then I came across this and I new I just couldn’t give up.
http://www.jokespalace.com/funny-pictures/get-the-cookie-picture/540/
I want those effing cookies!! :)
I should win because my hubby just got back from a deployment and he is forcing paleo on us!! Ok well not totally forcing because i am all for the healthy change but my kids aren’t as excited as we are. I would love love love to try these products!!!
The top 5 “I would like to win these because…”
5. I started paleo a month and a half ago and well… Arugala apparently doesn’t help get rid of cookie cravings.
4. I drool at the mere sight of a cookie aisle. I licked my tv during a toll house commercial the other day. This has become difficult and depressing because I can’t find cookies to eat.
3. Have I mentioned that I’ve had the worst cookie cravings ever for the past week and I’m trying not to snap and eat a jar of peanut butter & a bag of cookies (possibly at the same time) washed down with a gallon of skim milk?
2. It would give me major bragging rights around crossfit medford (ok, not really other than its so cool I won this contest).
1. I’d totally share them with the friend who got me into paleo.
I should win because… (thinks of something creative, fails and gives up) ..because I just should!, okay! Love PaleOMG! :)
I should win because I woke up early to run/lift before the rains moved in for the next three days and locked my keys in the car when I got out and just had to wake my hubby up to come get me…he has to get my two young kids out of bed and drag them down here to get my ass. I would give them to my amazing family who, despite being snug as bugs just 10 min ago, are on their way to rescue their crazy momma!
I should win because I am a division I athlete and i just passed all my testing this week! (just so you know this includes running to the point of puking 3 days in a row) I passed because I did crossfit and ate paleo all summer for the first time! And i did not pass any of the test last year at this time. So this whole paleo/crossfit gig f*cking works! So i think i should have a reward for my hard work! haha but i will probably buy them even if im not the winner. so whatever! haha have a good day!
I don’t have a good reason for why I should win: I like to win? I made a really cute video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSjsOeC6OcE) that has nothing to do with paleo but everything to do with it because if you sit and knit all day like I did year after year, your body goes to crap (or at least mine did). Eating paleo has saved my life and I’m just so incredibly grateful for this massive change (and relief) my body is undergoing! And now I’m heading down to Whole Foods this morning to look for these bad boys so go ahead and give ‘em to someone else cuz I’ll have mine later today. Just wanted to say thanks for making me aware, yet again, of more good things! Love your site, your recipes, and your way with words. U crack me up.
I would like to win because I am new to Paleo and I am always looking for foods that will give me a “goodbody”! These look delicious and I can’t wait to try them! I hope I win!!
I’ve never dealt with a lot of dog poo so I’m not 100% sure exactly what that feels like. However, I do think it sounds like something I’d rather not find out. So yeah, I’d like to win just because I don’t want to feel like dog poo. Heck, I’m really thinking any kinda poo would be pretty bad. I’m sure it’d spiral out of control if I felt like poo. First, I’d stop showering & people would say I smelled like poo. Then the daily dirt & sweat would build up & they’d say I looked like poo. Then I’d get fat & lazy and they’d say I just lay around like poo.
So yeah, I don’t wanna be poo. SAVE ME FROM POO!!!
I would love to win because I honestly don’t want to feel like dog poo. But seriously, I am Celiac and just have never tasted a dessert that actually makes me go… wow I am glad i can’t eat grains. NEVER HAPPENED. I would love to try these and have that reaction.
Liked (happily).
You should pick me to win these delicious little delicacies because my darling son is turning 2 in 1 month and if I don’t find some quick satisfying snack that makes me happy inside with minimal effort on my part he might not make it to 3. Seriously. Ok, not REALLY seriously. But holy sh!t. People aren’t joking about this terrible 2 business. For real.
He spends entire days just squealing and running around the house and yelling and throwing things at us. We’ve tried doing baby-WODs with him and he almost has burpees down, and is really good at hanging from the broom handle when we hold it up, but he still has energy. If only I could get him to do some pull ups. Or box jumps. SOMETHING to rid him of that energy!
We also feed him paleo-ish. He does a little dairy. Kid loves his cup of milk with breakfast and before bed. I think he might like some of these cookies. He likes all of the yummies I make from your blog. It seems like he has tastebuds like yours. And mine. But I don’t know that I would want to share. Does that make me a bad mom?
I should win these because… they will be used at my office! That’s right, I got almost our entire office to go paleo, including the owners, which means that we are always looking for paleo-friendly breakroom snacks…. please choose me for the giveaway because otherwise, we will all be unproductive, running to the bathroom, at the mercy of non-paleo, gluten-filled, grossbody bites! You wouldn’t want our business to fail, would you? :)
Psssssttttttt!!! Hey, over here!! Pick me!
Please? :)
I NEED to win these little treats because I just started Paleo about a week ago, and I am absolutely dying without my normal routine of sweets! My body is craving something super sweet and delicious!
I’m a recovering sugar addict that formerly owned a cupcake business….need I say more as to why I need to win these cookies? But, Hell, let’s be honest…if I don’t win ‘em, I’ll probably just drive the 45 minutes to the nearest Whole Foods and get them anyway! I mean any baked good that allows me to stay Paleo that I don’t have to make myself is totally worth the trip!
I’m a starving cookie monster who has gone paleo! I haven’t ate any cookies for long time and daydream about eating cookies once again! I do crossfit for my cookie addiction recovery! Please let me have it once more time! :)
Well…. I can’t really compete with any of that.. I wanna win, simply because I’m too lazy to make any of that kind of treat for myself ;)
I should be picked for this giveaway because then at least when im whining about how pathetically single I am, i’ll have bags of cookies to drown my sorrows. paleo sweets = best surrogate boyfrand out there….and barbells. cookies give me comfort, barbells give me the tough love, and i clearly need both so PICK ME
Because I’m starting a Whole30 on tuesday–which I’m calling a “Back to Basics” month because Whole30 scares the crap out of me. What good is food deprivation without constantly screwing with yourself by leaving those treats on your countertop for a whole month?? Yea, I play games with my own head. It entertains me.
…and eating cookies would take the edge off my desire to drink profuse amounts of red wine. Cookies and alcohol makes raising teens sufferable.
Because I’m “old” and I’ve baked for everyone all my life and now it’s my turn for someone to bake for me.
Because we are stationed on a remote island, in the middle of the pacific (Guam)! Yes it is considered a part of the united states! We don’t have much for paleo treats unless you want to stand behind a oven 24/7 and cook. Not my style. We do, however, have coconut trees in the back yard…and YES,I have a recipe for coconut whipped cream that I can share! SO GOOD! How awesome would it be to get these treats in the mail…sadly much like Christmas!
If I win I will praise thanks to you before I eat each and every cookie then do a little dance after each and every cookie whether my husband is in the room or not.
FaceBook Like= Check!
Free Cookie Bites for me! Why you ask? Because I could be a certified cookie monster! No Shit! AND…. because I’d love to have the opportunity to share them at my next WOD!
Thanks for all your awesome food, my household has been eating the shit out of your recipes.. delish!
I am an avid Paleo baker and haven’t found any products that come close to being as delicious as what I have made. so I would like to win to prove me WRONG!
I should win because I can pawn these tasty bites off to others to win their love and affection since my attempts at baking have won over all of hmmm, let me think, nobody.
Just kidding I use your recipes so I’m loved and adored as the paleo bobby flay. I should really win so I can have a new cheat meal to eat as I sit on my foam roller and watch lost reruns on friday nights. So, essentially, I should win because they will enhance my single life exponentially.
Holy crap, I just wrote out a long comment and it got erased!! Ding dangit!!! Hope I can remember what I wrote…
I wanna win because I like to win stuff and because I have inherited a sweet tooth that I am having a heck of a time trying to kick (thanks, Mom and Dad!). So, today I’m starting the 21 Day Sugar Detox and these cookies would be a fantabulous way to celebrate when I complete it! If you’re recommending them, I know they must be great. Your recipes are the best meals I’ve made and your blog is my favoritest (is there any brown on my nose?).
Thanks for the chance to win and for being your awesome, motivating self!
As much as I love baking paleo goodies – I get hit by laziness HARD sometimes. And grabbing a bag of guilt-free cookies for a snack would rock my world.
I am studying for my general exam for my PhD, while teaching and doing research. I’ve gotten to the point where I forget to bring lunch, or need to scarf down some beef jerky in between seminars. Mint chocolate chip cookies would help me deal with all the non-stop crazy questions I get from students. And maybe keep me from strangling them.
When I was in 5th grade, all the girls were wearing glitter makeup on their eyes like eyeshadow…I was an awkward preteen who most days would dress in my older brothers snowboard clothes..Even so, I still wanted to fit in. So one day I found this glitter nail polish that I had in my bathroom….just wait….I swiped it under my eyes a few times so the glitter was evenly dispersed. As I got to school, the fumes from the nail polish under my eyes became unbearable and thus I ended up squinting the entire day, looking like an awkward Asian tomboy preteen with crusty glitter under her eyes…this type of story carries on throughout my teenage years including the time I only got one vote when I ran for class representative which turned out to be MY own vote..but the past is the past right? I’ll save the other 100,000 awkward stories for the next giveaway. I’ve never won anything in my life, and I’m proud to say I turned out to be a completely normal single 26 year old who lives with her parents and her brothers girlfriend, who spends her free time cooking paleo dishes for her friends, and who only wears Lululemon stretchy pants because who wants to wear jeans?? WHO??
When I grow up, I want to be just like Juli Bauer. The self-proclaimed Paleo Cookie-Snack & Eat It Like Crack Goddess!
Let’s be honest, I’m not a fan of sugar… I’m completely and utterly addicted to it. It’s not so pretty when you see a girl complete an intense work-out and head straight for a bag of chocolate chips, YES the whole bag. Hey, at least they’re usually dark chocolate! To put it sweetly, I adore desserts and they seem to reciprocate my feelings. I dessert to win… CORRECTION: I deserve to win these delicious GoodBody treats because I will devour them post-workout and then rave to all of my friends about how tasty they are and how I savored (<—- abruptly) every single bite. Plus, I think it's probably wise to broaden my Paleo horizons by indulging in something besides pure chocolate!
:)
As I curl up in bed tonight with a coconut water in one hand and my copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in the other, I know the only thing that would make that better would be a big bag of Goodbody cookie bites. Mmmmmmmmmmm. What, you ladies think you’re the only ones frustrated?
JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN COOKIES JULI! :)
Disclaimer: the majority of you who just read that, will have that visual in your head for a VERY, VERY long time. True story. YOU’RE WELCOME
HAPPY FRIDAY!
I think I should win, hands down, because I live in Canada….and the lack of good, paleo-inspired foods other than the ones I make from your site, is extremely depressing. Bundled with 4 small kids and trying to squeeze work-outs in, life would be SO much easier opening a package and throwing some food into the back of the van to keep the kids quiet. At least I know they are getting something more nutrient dense than a tim hortons donut. :o)
I should winnnnn because my boyfriend is long distance and this can be his replacement :)
I WANT THESE FREAKING COOKIES!!! i’m a freaking cookie whore! i have to stop myself from baking every freaking second of the day cause i’m obsessed with baked goods and thanks to YOU ms Julie, my obsession with treat insertions into my mouth has reached a new high. or actually it’s probably a low. i’m at a low point cause i can’t stop stuffing my face with paleo baked goods! ahhhh! i love TREATS!!! but the MUST be paleo, OBVI! right! so i’m tired and i need a treat that i don’t slave over baking so i can get my ass back to the gym! so please SAVE MY soon to be FAT ASS and get me those already made cookies! PLEASE!!!! XO AND HEARTS rar. megHan
Because if I eat like Juli, I might finally be funny enough to make my husband laugh. EIGHT YEARS! No laugh. WHY?!
I think if I win this giveaway, I’m gonna throw a couple of these in a ring with a roll of Pillsbury cookie dough and let them battle to the death! It will be a glorious victory for the Goodbody’s!
I should win… I love cookies because racing. Loosely quoting from Ryan Lochte.
I think I should win these Goodbody treats because I am on day 13 of my first Whole30 and when I’m done, I’m gonna need these treats to go with the red wine I’m gonna drink. :)
Hi Juli- I would loveto win these delicious looking treats. I travel an insane amount for work and you know what sounds great after a long day of travel? Sugary treat! Unfortunately the hotel vending machines aren’t very paleo friendly. These goodbody cookie bites would be the perfect thing to stash in my suitcase when a craving arisses. Thanks!
Liked!
I should win because MY mouth is ready to give those cookies a par-TAY!
(that sounds really dirty, I’m sorry…sort of)
New to the Paleo lifestyle and I would love, love, love to win the GoodBody snacks!!!
i should win because i have the most GOD. AWFUL. cramps today. my uterus is viciously trying to claw it’s way out of my body. (um, that makes it sound like there’s a baby in there and that is NOT the situation – i’m way too selfish with paleomg deliciousness and treats like goodbody snacks to share with a baby, even with one chilling in my womb. also, NO. no babies, for a long time ::shivers::). i mean that in more of a snarling sick green goo blooded wild beast creature tossing and turning, kicking and thrashing, attempting to destory me from the inside.
yeah. for reals.
please, help calm my raging uterus. such kindness will not go unnoticed by karma. science says so.
BAHAHAHA. I’m not even going to enter because this person should win.
I think I should be the Goodbody Giveaway winner because I live in Canada.
The only “Whole Foods” we have are seal, moose and caribou. You saw that big ol’ fish Lucas Parker was eating didn’t you?
Send me something sweet! :)
I would loveeeeeeee to win these :)
Me not *take* cookies, me *eat* the cookies. (Cookie Monster)
I should win these cookies because you have ruined all my chances of being productive at work because of punchfork.com. If i’m going to sit around reading recipes all day I should at least be eating delicious cookies to stop the drool.
When I first read the bag I thought the cookies were called “GoodBooty” …
I hope I win because I still want them even though they won’t make my butt smaller :(
We all have to make sacrifices for yummy desserts right?!
I just survived Hurricane Isaac… Pitty points? Ehh not so much?? Fine, If I don’t win I’ll be forced to punch someone in the head.
Hmmm; Why should I win these? Welp, for starters I’ve never eaten any Paleo baked goods before… like never ever, not even made by me so this would be a great place to start. Secondly, my oldest starts kindergarten in a few days and I’m pretty sure I will need a tasty snack as I cry into my wee little pillow :D Cheers to you and Goodbody!
I need to win the crap out of this contest. My trainer says that taste does not matter, only the goal. Well, these cookies are sh*t evidence that taste and goal can go together!
I should win because my husband made me stop baking paleo desserts so much – he thinks we’re eating too much dessert and not enough real food. But if cookies magically appeared in the mail, nothing I can do about that! We’d just have to eat them :)
yeah, these definetely look like they don’t suck…I’ll take 2….ZING! (and I wanted to say ZING)
There are some pretty darn good reasons above, BUT I deserve them because a. I’m poor b. I’ve read every single PaleOMG post (don’t forget, I’m your bigger stalker) and c. I will share the love by attempting a recreation and posting beautiful photos on instagram. Or else, d. I shall make a stop at whole foods and spend all of my rent dollars :(. That will likely happen anyways.
I should win because every time I lose a Paleo giveaway another vegan is born.
Hello, my name is the Cookie Monster and I am a recovering Cookie-holic. I have been cookie free for 90 days thanks to my paleo support group, but it has been a tough journey, most people on my street have called me a grouch in that time and do not like hanging out with me anymore. I feel that you have gone through a similar experience as me and these Goodbody treats helped you lead a healthy happy cookie free life. I think that if I won this Goodbody give away it would help me regain my friends on S street. I Promise to share these treats with my Paleo support group, especially this one guy Oscar (he’s kind of a D!@k) and you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you have suppressed the monster within me. Thank you!
Sincerely, C. Monster
P.S. GOODBODY! GOODBODY! GOODBODY!
I’d like to win because I need to share these snacks with some hot crossfitters, and then pray to God that they become super intoxicated tastiness of GoodBodyz that they’ll actually want to date me.
Love you JB!
Wow. Can you see the reason I am single? Autocorrect makes me sound like the biggest idiot ever..yep it’s all autocorrect’s fault. I meant to say “…and then pray to God that the guys become so intoxicated with the tastiness of GoodBodyz that they’ll actually want to date me”
Liked!
Because I need fuel for late night spurts of creativity involving masked sphinxes, talking flourescent zebra-bats, and creatures made of scraps of bone and fur.
No really, I’m an artist, they actually pay me for this! :)
So, I think I should win because as awesome as all these other people are, I am a PM in construction, so my job is babysitting full grown men…..need no further explanation.
I should win because I LOVE LOVE LOVE tasty treats, especially when they’re Paleo… and winning these would be much better than what I have been doing (which is melting down a bag of enjoy life chocolate chips and sticking my hand in the bowl and eating the melty chocolaty goodness off my fingers:) )
I would love to win the goodbody giveaway!! My husband ALWAYS complains because we have no sweets in the house, this would make him (and I) so happy!!! Also, I was about 2 inches away from my first muscle up yesterday (the ring dip part gets me everytime) and if I have these cookies I am sure I will get the muscle up in no time!!
I should win so I can see how many of those little things I can shove in my mouth at once.
Liked! Now I need to win so I can love them. Like cookie monster. All these noms are belong to me! <3
liked…. :-) since i’m currently feeling mentally hungover from trying to finish my dissertation without afternoon coffee and donuts/scones/applefritters/choc.chip.cookies….these just might restore whatever tiny bits of sanity (and sense of humor, and social skills) i had before spending an entire year writing/researching. In fact, they my even prevent me from becoming another entirely awkward, socially inept professor, so these cookies could actually help out tons of future college students as well. double-win!
Haiku’s are easy
I would love a Goodbody
Chocolate Brownie
I need these cookies in my life, I’m convinced they’ll bring me one step closer to obtaining Herculean strength, and by Herculean strength I mean an increase in the size of my muffin top!
Dear JB, I am writing you to please pick Maggie as a winner of this giveaway. Due to her obsession with me I had to take out a restraining order on all whole foods and change my phone number. I once found her sitting in the bathroom covered in my parts crying over my empty shell. I talked with Dagoba and he seems to be having the same problem as me…. She obviously needs help.
Love, Chocolate Brownie Goodbody
I should win because I’m turning 30 in 7 weeks! Also, because paleomg is the shizz and I’m obsessed with your recipes! :)
If I were to be picked to win this product it would be a win for my whole family. I struggle to get my kids to eat the 80% paleo that they are now. Having a healthy alternative to the cookies and treats that they would like for me to buy would be awesome!
I have been following Paleo since January and haven’t found anything “treat” worthy. I find myself licking the sweat off of others’ ABMATS in hopes that they have cheated and their sweat is sweet. Pathetic I know–so I beg of you to pick me. Gotta go, WOD just ended…slurp!!
I should win because I am a stressed out construction worker, sugar addict/sensitive, and working towards becoming a certified health coach through Institution for Integrative Nutrition. This would be a great way to try their products and recommend them to future clients and family. Plus I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!
Hey Juli!
I am new to Paleo and new to desserts as they have always hurt my stomach with all the sugar and gluten packed in there.
I feel my world has just opened to the gluten-free dessert world! What better way to start my adventure on the right foot with GoodBody cookies?!?!
Love your site and thanks for converting me to a dessert person.
I am a mom of 4 and a recovering chocolate chip cookieholic. I needed these yummy paleo cookies. If I win this, I will hide them and eat them slowly, one by one, not sharing a single cookie w/ the kiddos. I don’t buy them because my kids would decimate the bag in 3.2 seconds. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to feed four kids a paleo diet?????? I neeeeeeed cookies!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!
Because..JUST GIVE ME THE COOKIES RIGHT NOW AND GET BACK!
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I am that fat kid that loves cake… only thing is I just wrapped up my first Whole30 and I am SOOOO desperate for something sweet I would probably eat cardboard drizzled with chocolate! Not saying that Goodbody tastes like cardboard or anything. My tastebuds NEED a sweet flavor sensation…. btw, did I mention my b-day is on Monday??? Therefore I should win by default :D
Vote for me Brittany P, PaleOMG. My love for Goodbody goes beyond words can attest, when I hoard the chocolate brownie flavor, my mind is at rest. My life as a grad student, my money is tight, I set pennies aside for this chocolatey delight. 5 bags of each flavor would fulfill my months quota, It’d complement my road trip on down to Minnesota! Yay PICK ME!!
I believe I should win for several reasons (watch out, sob story cometh)… I am the mother of a 2 1/2 year old and a new 4 month old baby, plus, I just started a new job which is requiring intense amounts of orientation, and I am also embarking on the sugar detox journey. As a result, I no longer sleep, my eating is limited, and my coping mechanisms are sorely compromised. I think a little package ‘o goodness would give me something to look forward to through the long days ahead. And I can’t guarantee that I won’t eat every bite and roll around like a fat llama in the packaging once I’m done…
I NEED these cookies because non-paleo cookies make me fart and I like to eat them before going to bed. My husband just loves that! Plus I am poor. You’d be like my cookie pimp. Supplying my habit and making sure I get lucky! Pimp Julie B.
I should win because I have 2 crazy kids and instead of doing shots of vodka when I’m at my wits end I can pop some Goodbody Cookies in my mouth. Having a party in my mouth makes the crazy moments better.
If I eat a real cookie, it is like giving me crack…no really, I mean I have never tried crack but i have worked with people who do…and who wants to feel like they are on crack when they eat a cookie, besides crack addicts?? Crack kills, cookies shouldn’t. :D
I want to win these cookies because I need to find a healthier way to satisfy my sweet tooth! I am about a week and a half away from finishing the Whole30 and I know that I’ll need some great alternative “sweets” so that I don’t go crawling back to the processed fake cardboard crap they call Chips Ahoy!
Obviously I need to win these because over in this here Spain, like, we don’t get ‘cookies’. Really. We don’t. We sometimes get ‘biscuits’ from the UK but they don’t actually have anything to do with GoodBodies despite what they try to tell us on commercials. So I need cookies. And a Good Body. But I’ll settle for cookies for the moment… clearly I’ve settled for cookies most of my life judging from my lack of Good Body.
I should win because I am living paleo in an area where deep fat fried is the norm! Around here good dessert is Fried Oreos… I was truly excited to find Blueberry Larabars in our Kroger – Like jump up and down in the aisle excited, because they added a flavor to the shelf!! It will be years before Goodbody cookies make it to middle-of-nowhere in the South!!! Help a girl out :) :)
Because I’m awesome and I deserve it and never win giveaways, that’s why I should win.
Oh also because I’m a college student and when I’m really stressed out and overwhelmed and have no time to bake I NEED DELICIOUSNESS IN MY MOUTH IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL KILL SOMEONE! And clearly if you are in my path you will die which would be sad. So please save all of my friends the misery and provide me with good food so no lives are lost. Plus if I kill everyone here in Fort Collins, you are next Juli.
I should win these because I live in Reynolds Station Kentucky. ENOUGH SAID right!?!?! No Whole Foods anywhere near me, and the locals think gluten free means you removed the rear end from the cow before you slaughtered it…
I deserve some cookies b/c I’m a mom to a tween, a defiant 8 year old and a “terrible” twos. Hiding in the closet eating cookies beats hiding in the closet drinking beer….well almost.
Im entering because you make ME laugh and because you said they are THAT effing delicious!
We should win because we’re trying to raise our 2-year-old daughter to appreciate REAL food, not on processed junk! It would be so great to have an actual treat for her that we don’t feel guilty about and that she would love! (And let’s be honest, sometimes you just have to give a screaming toddler a cookie.)
I would like to be considered for these bites of goodness. I am finishing up my final year of internship before gaining my professional degree which requires 3:30 a.m. awakenings 10-12 hour work days and then home study at the end. I can deal with that though. What I simply cannot deal with is the creature in the walls of this stupid rented house. It surely must be a beast of mythical proportion. Half mouse half bee half electrician. I swear the thing waits until I am just about to get to sleep and then it starts wandering through the walls and BUZZES! What the heck? Is this a rodent raised by insects? Was that supposed to be a growl? What could it possibly be growling in there? Is it a hallucinating rodent/bee/thing? Since I have not seen it in the house and my roommate has an ineffectual non-mousing (or mouse-bee hunting) dog I have to resort to biological warfare that will not harm the friendly mammals. I read up on the mighty internet that peppermint is a most loathsome smell to rodents therefore I have cotton balls soaked in peppermint stuck in every air conditioning intake vent in this bloody house. Our house smells like what I imagine a peppermint-den for north pole natives with addiction problems would. Anyways, in short, I’m not sleeping and I could use some cookies to fuel my campaign against the Beast.
I need to win because I am basically a paleo baking failure. Besides…lemon blueberry walnut…I need those cookies in my life. I will share the brownie ones with you :)
Sweet baby jesus I need to win this giveaway! Why you may ask? Well it’s pretty simple, i’m a teacher and start school next week, in order to avoid hitting the bottle I am entering this contest in hopes of winning the cookies so that they can get me through the first few weeks of mayhem. That in regular desserts also make me feel like a tired, lethargic sac of poo. There’s a visual for you!
I should win these delicious looking nomz so I don’t have to keep desperately trying to convince myself week after week that if I stare at it long enough, frozen yogurt and all of the naughty toppings will turn into a healthy, paleo snack…
annnnnd because I also sport large headbands on the daily.
FINALLY a cookie I don’t have to bake…..no date chopping…nut smashing….honey dripping mess in my kitchen!!!! I promise ill share ;o)
Pretty sure my butt needs more sweets!ok not really but maybe a little bit. I effin love your blog. I read it all the time with not being short of almost peeing my pants in.laughter every time. Ok that’s all : )
I need to win these because my weirdy teenage daughter has gone against her roots and thinks she needs to be all vegetarian and crazy about what she eats…
As for me, pass me a big old fat-filled cookie any day :)
I’ve liked them but really, how am I supposed to know if I like them? Therefore by simple reasoning, Watson, I should win! I do not lie and to win would make my “liking” them true. That is, if you don’t lie…and our tastes are the same. Deduction. E=Mc2 (I don’t know how to do a little 2)
I am always looking for a great snack that I can turn to that wont make me stray too far from my Paleo lifestyle. Sometimes there is just a craving for raw cookie dough (which I don’t eat anymore) these look like a great substitute.
A paleo haiku
Sugar is yummy,
But it makes my belly fat,
Good body cookies!
I want these cookies in and around my mouth……all of them…..right now…all of them…..at all times. please? THANK YOU. :)
Totally liked Goodbody Baked Goods! Can’t wait to see their deilcious cookies in my news feed.
Obv, I should win not only because we share the same initials (JB! What?!) but also because I literally just ate dark chocolate covered graham crackers for breakfast. Oh, that’s not paleo you say?! I know. I failed and I need these little gems to help me succeed! Help a sister out!
Happy LDW!!
I NEED THESE GLUTEN FREE DELICIOUS BITES!!!! i have twin 5 yr olds and i would much rather they shove these healthy alternatives into their mouths (sneaking them as always) than some sugar poopoo fest!! AND other gluten free cookies (oreo substitutes) taste like cardboard, so if these are better than cardboard and better for you than poopoo sugar, BRING IT ON BEETCHES!! MOMMA NEEDS SOME COOKIES!!!!! :D
After blowing my WOD on snatches I find it only appropriate to recover with some tasty Goodbody treats. The End
I should win b/c desserts are whats keeping me from doing paleo 100%!!!! If I try these and like them, I will be good to go with Paleo. and definitely be making EVERYTHING in your cookbook!! Love your site BTW. I “liked” it when I started with Crossfit and have recommended it to everyone. I’ve made a ton of your recipes…so easy and delicious, and you make me lmao with your stories…very down to earth and funny!! Keep up the awesome work :-)
I would like to win these cookies for my research. I am looking into opening a health food store catering to those with food allergies and feeding our “civilized cavepeoples” with paleo snacks. So these would benefit my product research immensely!
I should win because I love desserts.
Ok, ok… Just kidding. I should win because I believe there is a healthy, fit person trapped somewhere inside this body of mine. I know she’s in there… I’m trying to woo her out with paleo food, but she’s getting a little tired of burger patties and vegetables. If I dangle some of these cookies in front of her, I have no doubt that she will come at me full force. So really, I need your help to get this skinny bitch out of me. And I should also win because I am a cheap ass. I won’t take the effort to try to find these at the store, let alone pay for them, unless maybe I taste them first. And if they are as amazing as you say, I need to taste them. Then maybe I will put out the effort to find them, or even go on a crazy campaign to tell every person I know about these amazing wonderful cookies. I’ll be expecting your package soon. BOOM!
I’m going to basic training for the Air Force on Tuesday and I have MRE’s to look forward to. These things plug you up.
It would be really wonderful to have a treat that won’t make me feel like poo, and still let me poo, waiting for me when I get home in November. :)
I’m drooling just looking at these. Seriously, I am. I got my wisdom teeth out this month and even with my face numb I wasn’t having to slurp as much as I am now. Sorry if that’s gross.
I have a ton of reasons I’d be a good person to pick (one of which is I’d love to have these in my locker at school – that makes me sound like a middle schooler, but actually I’m in my last year of law school – never go to law school), and one reason you probably shouldn’t pick me: I’ll probably eat all of these in one sitting and promptly die and/or gain back the four pounds I lost when that oral surgeon though it would be fun to sew my mouth half-shut and make it impossible for me to chew for a week and a half.
But the reasons to pick me definitely outweigh the reasons not to. Right? ..yep.
These bites looks absolutely delicious. Like paleo granola from the Crossfit gods. I’m usually not forward, but I deserve to win these bites. I deserve to win because I recently underwent the worst curse known to our kind.
This week, I had rhabdo.
No, seriously. Earned myself a stay in the local ER pumped with 7+ bags of saline all because of the Hero WOD Daniel. I deserve these festive bites to restore my strength to full beast mode and to learn when to freaking stop doing pull-ups. Which will never happen. Because I am obviously a bad ass. And you are too.
Pick me pick me!!! I already liked the craaaap out of the page and I am new to this Paleo scene (few months into this concept) – I am totally loving it! I have yet to try many many recipes, but have started making different recipes from yourrrrr website!! I can’t wait to try moooooore items from your page. Everyone knows imma cookie monster so these cookies will be PERFECCCTO esp knowing that I won’t feel like dog poo after eating them!! omg!!
Oh man, COOKIES! I should definitely win. Why, you ask? Well because I’m a choco-holic. I go to great lengths to get my chocolate fix while trying to lead a paleo lifestyle… sometimes this might mean eating Enjoy Life chocolate chips straight out of the bag… everytime I walk through the kitchen, or eating some ridiculous flourless macadamia nut brownie covered in real whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, chopped nuts, and raspberry sauce (are you drooling yet?) from Bonefish (FLOURLESS, totally paleo! duh!). JB, YOU should try and recreate that Paleo style! You have an ice cream maker now!!
Let’s face it, I’m not funny, and it’s gennerally pretty disastrous when I try to be funny. Sad really, however, these little tid bits of paleo goodness would keep me from eating an entire bag of gluten free, soy free, and dairy free chocolate chips every other day!
I should win because I hate desert. Ok…that’s not true, but you said that liking them would auto-lose. Plus, I’m not a weirdo…and they look tasty and now I’m going to have to go buy some whether I win or lose. It would be nice to not have to bake for a week though. Baking is a little emasculating for a guy, unlike grilling and punching stuff…IN THE FACE!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
…I tried.
Look Paleo People, I’m not a fan of Keebler cookies, or for that matter, anything else made by dirty elves in an unsanitary hollowed-out tree factory.
So remember, when it comes time to choose the winner: the name’s Bond, Caroline Bond. (No really, that’s my name. Why else I would be so attracted to this Cookie Galore giveaway…)
I struggle with being funny, usually when I attempt a joke people just look at me like WTF is this girl talking about…BUT I think I should win because I am a college kid using all of my budget money buying essential paleo groceries and cookies are not considered “essential” (whats up with that) and unfortunately I do not have the Keebler elves in the Hollow Tree Factory to magically make me some healthy cookies whenever I want….so these would be a great treat
I NEED to win! I need more reasons to become a crazy a** paleo lover for life. My life needs a push and this could be it!
BTW: You so crazy…love it!
I should win because you inspired me to try Crossfit & I went to my first Fundamentals/skills class yesterday. I felt like puking &/or passing out for a good 30 minutes afterwards – eat protein within 30 minutes – you kidding me? That’s why everyone loses weight on Crossfit. You have to plan – what should I eat before a class if it comes back up after? What can I keep down after the initial pukey feeling goes away? Goodbody? Tastes as good coming back up as going down?
I liked and I should win these because it will be the only time in a long time that I have had my hands on a “goodbody” in a long time… don’t tell my husband :)
Like=done. Boom.
I should win because unlike Sergio, who I love and adore, I would not throw perfectly good Whole Food meals on the ground if someone said, “Oh my God, are you Juli Bauer?” in a fit of rage. In fact, I would be happy to be “Officially Married” to you and if I knew his address, I’m send your apple sticky bars while I stalked him.
Also, I should win because every time I sport your headband and tanks, I talk about you like you care about me, you know who I am, it’s not considered stalking how I religiously follow you, and I’m cool enough to know everything that’s going on in your crossfit and love life.
In fact, for a while there, you considered me for a potential candidate for the re-enactment of “Bridesmaids” with Laura in the fake wedding party. You were torn between wanting to be Megan (Melissa McCarthy) or Annie (K. Wig) and I was going to put frozen peas on my back. No. You don’t remember that? Maybe if you give me the cookies, you’ll remember more. =)
Goodbody cookie bites – you are my Everest! (Hopefully you’re a Friends fan?!)
I should win these little bags of cookie goodness! Because…as soon as I came across your blog and started reading about the Paleo lifestyle I was hooked. You see, I too am a food hoarder, and well I can never do anything just half assed. So yeah I had a shit ton load of Nutrisystem and every kind of so called “healthy” diet food imaginable. By shit ton load, I mean a whole pantry and 4 huge Rubbermaid storage containers FULL of food. Long story short – hell who am I kidding, I can never make a long story short. Anywayyyyy, after two hours of starting on the Paleo path, I bagged up every box of Nutrisystem and “diet” processed food I could find in my possession, and brought it all down to the local food bank. I thought it was a nice thing to do. My boyfriend on the orher hand, said there’s gonna be a lot of skinny homeless people on the streets thanks to my donation! RUDE! Now my cupboards are empty, and I’m HONGRYYYY!
LOVE your blog! :)
I should win because I don’t know what it feels like to not feel like dog poo after eating desserts/treats. Maybe these will help.
I should win because you’ve already read 153 comments and it’s only Friday. That means you’ll probably have to read like 1000 more comments. I know you don’t really wanna do that. I’m looking out for your best interests here. Eye Strain can lead to permanent eye damage. We don’t want that do we? I didn’t think so. Also, i’m saving you time. Time is money so it’s like i’m giving you money. So not only have I saved you from potential eye damage, I’ve saved you money. You’re welcome in advance.
I hope I win the Good Body desserts because not only do I have a booty like you Juli… but I LOVE it…
I love ya to!!!
I’m so tired from doing CrossFit and I too d”"mn lazy to bake them myself – that’s the honest truth! And I’m sure these taste sooooooo delicious that I could never match their utter goodness in my kitchen even if I tried!
I deserve those damn cookies because I’ve been eating paleo for more than 2 years. That means that, for two years, I’ve heard my husband gripe about how my “new diet” is crazy. For two years, I’ve heard my vegetarian daughter’s take on my choices. And I’ve endured two feaking years of my co-workers telling me my diet is boring and asking how I can eat the same thing every day. (Despite the fact that before eating paleo, I had the same exact TV dinner every day for lunch and now actually eat a larger variety of foods. )
It’s been two years and I want a gosh darn cookie.
Not only should I win this I NEED to win this. I havent had a sweet, creamy, crunchy, absolutely wonderfully bad for me cookie in 30 days. My mental health could really use a cookie. Can I have a cookie, just one cookie pleeeeeeze?
I should win because I have been fighting with this damn copier in the office all morning. It hates me. I hate it. And since I can’t haul it off to a field and beat the crap out of it a la Officespace, these cookies would be a nice alternative to soothe my seething anger.
I need these amazeballs cookie bites so I can eat my feelings after I get back from spending Labor Day Weekend with my boyfriend’s mom. And it’s going to take the whole loot to get through that stress eating. Wait, did you say saddest entry or funniest?
I recently started the Paleo Diet.and started my Grandson who has ADHD on the Fiengold diet. Love the diets and already seeing positive effects but cutting out all the carbs and sugar has left us missing snack food such as cookies or crackers. I would love to win the Goodbody Giveaway in search of nutritious snack for us. Thank you!
I am throwing my name in :) I am new to the paleo lifestyle and would like to try this! There is no Whole Foods where I live :( So far I love the paleo life and the community. Thanks for having this chance to see how creative our community is.
Just started on my Paleo journey. Looking forward to tryin some Delicous treats that are safe and enjoyable to eat!
JB, lets get real here. I need these cookies. Now, I know I could just get off my lazy butt and go purchase them at Whole Foods…but a) I dont wanna (did you see the word “lazy?”) b) they wont taste as good knowing they didn’t have your blessing and 3) I KNOW you are itching to give these away to me! Duh. Furreal though, I’m tired of trying to make my own sweets and having very little success…if ever. I feel like a stoner (I must state that I’m not! Drugs are bad, mmmkay?) when I’m making yet ANOTHER experimental dessert by mashing everything I have that is remotely paleo into a bowl and grimacing while I ‘enjoy’ it. Health food should be FUN!…and yet somehow, when it comes to desserts, I make it slightly scary and despressing. So you can pick one of two options: 1) Pick me to win these delicious paleo treats so that I may finally enjoy something sweet that isn’t a sweet potato (I love them, but frankly, I’ve had enough) or 2) Pack up some stuff, girl, because I’m kidnapping you and chaining you to my kitchen stove….SAW style (disclaimer: so you can cook for me…not so I can murder you). Now perhaps this hasn’t been funny enough for you, JB. I’m a bad judge of self-funniness….so here’s a joke:
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Funnyfunnyfunny.
well…since i get dessert recipes from you to make on monday, and try on tuesday…why no have something i can eat on all the other days!
I should win the Goodbody cookie bites because they fit in perfectly with my current food philosophy: cookies, mmmm!
I think I should win because I am sick of making cookies of my own and never getting any due to a cookie fanatic husband. I tried a new almond butter cookie recipe last night that made 12 cookies, after leaving the kitchen for 2 minutes I came back to a plate with only 4 cookies left on it and a him walking away with crumbs all over his mouth! I would hide these for myself, I’m due a good cookie!
I should win for the sake of my three year old daughter.
My refusal to let her eat crap, along with my horrible baking ability (and not knowing the difference between coconut cream and coconut butter) has resulted in her eating “Apple gooey” rather than “apple bars”… no 3 year old should have to deal with this kind of cooking, and without the help of professionals, she will continue to suffer…
It could save my marriage as well…
I should win b/c I have a dying need for more treats!
I may be showing my age….but the first thing I thought of when I saw the name…wasn’t there a Mr. Goodbody or something like that on TV years ago? He danced around in a leotard!! Maybe if I win I’ll find one of those leo’s and do a dance myself!!
You should pick me because I am secretly in love with you. Every time you post something about boys not asking you out or needing a man, I think “Juli, if I were single and didn’t live 1539 miles away from you, I would date the shit out of you”. Together we would bask in late night indulgent desserts and roll around in our hoard of GoodBody Cookies.
And yes, I did map quest your location to find the exact distance… I even converted kilometers to miles for you. I can do that Juli.
I should win because this former chubby kid who found Paleo living and lost a whole bunch of weight (60lbs) needs a way to still satisfy that chubby kid inside of him. I still love great snacks but now I get them from this site and make them. It would be great to try more good snacks!
its my 30th bday, im at work and my manager brought in a cake with a big f’ing colorful fish on top. not only was it made it for a 3 year old but it was not paleo and not really any f’ing good. on the bright side i did receive a bear claw back scratcher from a paleo co-worker of mine… but that has nothing to do with cookies so we will save that story for another comment…
If I said you have a GoodBody, would you hold it against me?
(Kidding. I’m straight. Unless it gets me these cookies. That pick-up line just always makes me laugh and I’d like to see someone actually get somewhere with it.)
I am just starting my journey with paleo and crossfit. My life has already changed in just the short time I have been doing these awesome changes. I want to win so I can continue to try new things and be inspired to live!
I’m not a starving college student. I’m not a mother of 15 toddlers. I’m not totally poor and there happens to be a Whole Paycheck within 4 miles of my house (although I greatly prefer New Season’s). I don’t DESERVE these cookies I WANT them really, really, REALLY a lot!!!
Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired. Cookies would help…
Oh look! Baby hedgehogs!
My husband and kids would really like me to win these because I can be a nasty person without my sweets. So for the safety of my family I think you should just give these to me!
The Goodbody Giveaway is for me because, inspired by you, I just finished the 21 day sugar detox today. Hellooooo – I need some sugar in my belly!!!!! So, then after I eat a full bag (or two, let’s not lie to ourselves here), I will actually be cursing you, because…….. my stomach will hurt for days. It will probably be bloated again. I won’t be able to go to the bathroom for quite some time. I’ll most likely have numerous zits pop up as quickly as I pop these luscious things in my mouth. Then I’ll want more because I now have sugar and the cycle will repeat! So… maybe I don’t want to win. Psych… NO to the WAY – I do. I never win anything! Oh.ohhh.. Pick me, pick me!
(In all honesty. I love your blog – it excites and inspires me to want to be healthier and cook cleaner and workout harder each day. AND, I’m so glad I did the detox! It sucked in a good way – and it made me really want to make more changes to my diet! BOOM, inspired! Thanks for every post!)
1. Are you really reading ALL of these comments?!!
2. That’s nuts
3. Chocolate covered nuts
4. Today happens to be my b-day ;)
5. NUTS
OMG! If you pick me, maybe I’ll have a GOODBODY! HAHA! I have been Paleo for a couple months and have such an insane sweet tooth, okay maybe sweet teeth. I love cookies, I mean who doesn’t? Hopefully that means I’ll get to try these GOODBODY treats and get the GOODBODY I need. ;)
Well, let me see. I did as you said. I liked em not sure, how I can like something without Smackin on it. Can I eat them after I kill a WOD? OKAY attempt really hard to kill a WOD.
Some people freak the heck out of me in the above posts, You need to lift heavier weights and find a big dog. I mean a really BIG DOG. BIG DOG’s make freaky stalkers run fast — this would also make a great WOD.
‘ When stalkers/dog attack’
run 200 m ‘peak in window’
see dog see you
yell crap
hear dog break through window
RUN LIKE HELL FOR 800 m or until dog is not in view or coach grabs dog prior to tearing you to shreds*
*coach may add fences to flip over and other obstacles, but definatly promises to throw the dog a bone prior to tearing you up.
OK funny time
Juli, I need these, because I have a secret dream to create a chocolate WOD. I would so PR that and its a guaranteed bucket hugger.
I must win because I need to stop forcing myself and my boyfriend to eat my failed grain-free cookies! Please pick me so we can stop suffering through my lack of skills…!
I should win because this blog is amazing and I have been following for a while now. Plus these would be a perfect paleo treat in my dorm to snack when I come home drunk in college haha!
I am a person who needs to lose a lot of poundage. I started Paleo about a month ago and am loving it. I absolutely love your page and it quite literally has changed my life. I am thinking about food differently. I made the sweet potato ice cream last weekend and it was great! However, the past few days I have wanted to plant my face into a bag of Oreos. Thank goodness for your giveaway contest. Hopefully I will win and be able to plant my face into a bag of these good looking treats instead! I say bring on the Good Body desserts and almond milk. They do a body good!
Liked the Goodbody FB page!
I would love to win this great prize because I hit my 1 year anniversary of starting CrossFit where I entered a 60-Day Challenge that forever changed my life and my thoughts on fitness and living a healthier lifestyle. I posted a picture of my before and after here: http://followgram.me/i/269793780667277534_514631
This prize would be a great way to celebrate my success!
Wow there are a lot of post. You should get a cookie for reading all them! Although I’m not the funniest person these cookies would significantly help my BUSY life. I work full time and i’m in Law school. I leave my house at 7 am and don’t return until 11 pm I have to plan full day of food and meals for my long days. Having ready snacks would mean there would be a chance of me getting to bed before 1 am and NOT being a zombie at my job. This would make many of my co-workers happy. Therefore not only would I be winning but they would too :)
I don’t ever win anything! It would be fun to win something. I’m not funny, so you are stuck with a plain and simple comment.
Challenge accepted! I should friggin win those coooookeys because I’m a primal crossfit junkie and am sick of my boyfriend eating all of my damn paleo treats in the house!!! Especially since I scour grocery stores to find the ingredients and spend hours creating them. Right now, I’m a full time college student and it would be totally awesome to have a stash of those buggers in my pack pack to munch on…especially since I wake up at 5am…get my crossfit on at 6am then sit in school all day working my brain cells. I need fuel woman!!!!! Good fuel, particularly of the tasty variety…minus the IFLS disease that follows. (I feel like sh*t) But yeah, thanks for reading this and fingers crossed I get picked, I never win anything..booo hooo!!! Thanks =)
peeks in, looks around, see’s the one thing she dreams of…..free cookies…..omg she realizes that she has to stop stalking this julie girl….her fingers are shaking….can’t type for crap….COOKIES! mUsT hAve them! it’s her first time putting her name on the wall….virgin blogger, ykes!
Liked = Done!
I should win them because I am a law student in my last semester and I am getting ready for the Bar Exam! Anyone who is getting ready to take one of the most grueling exams in the history of man should have free cookies to turn to for love and support!! PLEASE!!!
Liked the hell out of that page. (:
I think I should win this b/c I’m only on week 2 of going full paleo and need lots of fun options to keep it interesting.
holy hell thats a lot of comments for you to read…I apologize for making one more:P BUT i should probably win those cookies because I’m training for my first half marathon with crossfit and I’m going to be seriously deprived of sweets by the end of my training and some grain free cookies at the end of my race will be much better than chips ahoy!
I kid you not… I just found out on Monday that I’m prego. Like full on, future Paleo-er (thats a technical term) growing in my belly as we speak. So, Im gonna attempt to continue Paleo and CF throughout these next 9 months (yikes) despite being super tired and thinking about milkshakes like I’m Kelis. Go ahead, sing a line – “Damn right, it’s betta than yours. I could teach you but Id have to charge…” Anyway, I think these Goodbody bags of deliciousness could really help me stay healthy and cure those cravings that are totally ridic! Thanks :)
*sigh* I have no chance of impressing Juli with my humor after reading the other responses. And, my Whole Foods doesn’t seem to carry these. A cookie would be nice. Maybe I will go ruin up a batch of soggy and hard (yes, simultaneously) treats. Sincerely, the Paleo Eeyore
I would like to win cuz who doesnt love to win things!! and your blog makes me laugh! You are great (flattery works, right?)
I have also never tried these and we probably cant get them in Canada, we cant get anything good here!
I should win these because I like to poop.
Juli, I want to eat your cookies!
Liked!
As to why I should win: my awesomeness is magnified only by my ability to totally rule. That and I’m new to paleo and absolutely love it! ;)
I would like to win for this one simple fact: I HAVE BEEN DOING THE 21 DAY SUGAR DETOX AND MY BODY IS READY FOR SOME YUMMINESS!!! I made butternut squash soup and let me tell you, it was like freakin hot ice cream! It was THE best! I have 7 more days left! I am so excited about the changes I see and how great I feel! The discipline that I will have when this is all over is going to be EPIC!
Juli, I should win b/c I just finished my Whole30 and have not had any baked goods or chocolate in a WHOLE MONTH… oh, the humanity! Oh, and I love you and your blog and your book (well, I’m sure I will). And my first post-Whole30 cheat is going to be your Caramel Pecan Bars b/c they look amazing and delish… and the constant drooling is becoming a nuisance. Thanks in advance for picking me!! :-)
I should win not because cookies were(still are) my number one favorite sweet I had to give up, not because I’m the next great comedian (though at times I think I am. JK). Not because I would devour them all in one sitting (tempting as it may be). No I believe I should win because I will treat them like a women should be treated and enjoyed: slowly, carefully, savored as lips and taste buds meet the delight, caressed gently, admired while enjoyed steadily and calmly. And then ravishly burst into primal indulgence until it’s an orgasm of epic proportions in and around the mouth and taste buds working its way all throughout the body; practically bathing in it.
I liked the Goodbody FB page and I would love to win these so the salad in my lunchbag has something to lust for. :)
Why? Because two minutes before i Saw This contest I was Foraging for healthy snacks…none. I resorted to my back up plan which was: almond butter and a spoon. As evidence
Of how habitual this snack need is: I found uber dark chocolate chips in the bottom of my almond jar. For realz!
I don’t have a good body, but I’m convinced eating some goodbody baked goods would magically change that. HaHA I KID. Did you see what I did there? I know, its a lot of comic genius for one comment. I try. But for realz, I’ve been detoxing & am working hard at my box to improve my health & fitness. This would be the most magical treat after I’ve completed the detox. Also I will feel confident that these treats will not put poop in my bloodstream. And that’s really my life goal – no more poop all up in my bloodstream.
My co-workers, who also my friends (I know, hard to believe!) think I am nuts for always coming to work banged-up from Crossfit, and eating Paleo. I keep telling them Paleo is awesome but they all have a major sweet-tooth. Unfortunately, my baking skills suck so they will never taste the extremely yummy sweet part of Paleo unless I buy baked goods. And I refuse to spend my hard-earned money feeding others! So, if I win the goods, I will bring them to work and spread the sweet love of Paleo. :-)
I liked them on facebook :) I would LOVE to try some of these goodies because I am young, and do not have a lot of money, but am so dedicated and passionate about my health! I try to treat myself to a healthy treat ever so often :)
I would love to win these. It’s hard to have a goodbody by eating the regular sugary, flour-y cookies. Those are bigbody cookes—and I don’t want a bigbody anymore. I want a goodbody! I want a goodbody cookie bite!
Thank you.
Liked. I want to win because, let’s be honest, I want something free to come to me in the mail. Mail makes me giddy!
Also, while I was typing this, I looked over to find my dog scooting across the carpet, leaving a skid-mark. THANKS FOR THAT
I must have these to help me get through football season so that I have something to treat myself to while watching my less than enlightened friends eat crap!
i’m so not funny, unless you “get” mom humor, so i’m not sure why i’m even leaving a comment.
my husband thinks paleo treats are bad, so i’d like to trick him into trying these treats so that he’d find out how good they are. after he proclaims them amazing, i would taunt him by hiding the stash, keeping them all to myself.
and i would taunt him with my good body while i eat them in secret. if you’re not gettin’ any, why should he?
btw, i also liked the fb page.
It was my birthday last weekend and these would be the best belated birthday gift! Also I’d like to win these yummy Goodbody Baked Goods because I would like to feature them on my blog and they just look so damn good! Recently started doing crossfit and paleo 90% of the time and never looking back. These would go perfectly with my daily eats :) and a girl loves some healthy sweets
Ok – so I could say I should win these because I might just be more into sweets than you; or because I have two small children, two jobs and a home reno going on right now and have no time to bake them myself; or that I am too cheap to pay for them (hence the two jobs). But at the end of the day… do it for my husband, cause he is so upset that my paleo diet has made me lose too much weight and he misses my boobs!
I love cookies + I don’t like feeling like dog poo = I need to try these cookies. So pick me…so I can…try them, that is. Cookies!
I have ‘liked’ their page on FB.
Juli, I began crossfit and paleo 1.5 months ago to get a “GoodBody”. These little treats packed with sushine will help do the trick when I am craving something tempting and not “Good” for my “Body”. Their scrumptious yumminess will make me feel as though I am riding on the back of a unicorn jumping over a rainbow of “GoodBody” treats. Please pick me so I may feel that sensation of biting into these products.
Juli… I went to order your black PaleOMG headband… but I was notified they are sold out… sad day :-(
I’d like to win because I just salivated all over my keyboard reading about these treats =) I have to somehow justify the drool to my co-workers! Thanks!
Please pick me! I am on day 11 of paleolicious eating and I friggin’ have had a headache for four days in a row. I NEED SOME CHOCOLATE!! Plus, I love your website and it entertains me during the day at work when I’m so bored all there is left to do is lick the walls of my cubicle. Spanks!
I should win because I’m finishing up my Whole30 in a week and I NEED TO CELEBRATE!!
-Maureen
I should win the cookies so my daughter can have something gluten free and tasty to take to school without me baking every night :)
Pick me! I just got engaged, and I can already tell that I’ll be reaching for the sweets as I go through this stupid crazy planning process. I totally need something to stress nibble on without making me feel or look like dog poop in a white dress. :)
I think I should win because I have been doing crossfit for 6 months and am addicted to it. Oh, and I must mention that I have eight kids, yes, eight and I bake for them all the time and for the past six months I deny myself all that cookie dough and fresh-baked goodness because I don’t want to feel lousy at the gym the next day. It is a feat to be a mom to these crazy eight of mine and not cave to everything they enjoy right. in. front. of. me. The end. :D
I should win because I love to support paleo companies and their visions by eating their yummy foods! I will become a repeat customer after I demolish these bags I win. OH and I just started crossfit this week and I need to fuel my workouts. AND IM A GLUTTON. PICK ME!!! :)
I don’t feel witty and I’m stuck at work (and my friends aren’t exactly comedians anyway). So I have decided to try to persuade you to give me cookies out of pity instead.
The nearest Whole Foods is over 150 miles away. I have never been to one. We have a tiny little co-op here and a natural foods store.
I met a friend for tea last night and resisted the double fudge brownie that was crying out for me to eat him. (How did I know the fudge brownie was male? I dunno… he had kind of a deep voice.)
I started paleo 36 days ago and I was so ready to jump off the wagon into that sugary chocolatey goodness. But instead, I bought all the stuff to make your recipe for chocolate zucchini bread tonight.
All I can do is play on your sympathy and beg you to make my brownie fantasies come true. Your recipes are amazing. You’ve made this enormous lifestyle change hurt a lot less than it would have if I hadn’t discovered your blog.
So I took your advice and asked a friend for a little help on the comment to post. This is her response:
CAN YOU even eat it? You should say how you are on the paleo diet and tired of eating f*ucking almonds all the time and you need some dessert.
I should win because I can’t remember the last time I ate a cookie!!
I should win because I’m trying to get my body back after pushing out a cute-little-crying-baby-who-never-lets-me-sleep-anymore four months ago. And, well, because I’d like my husband to want to ‘F’ me again. And by ‘F’ I mean: Leave me the ‘F’ alone, I just had an ‘F’ing baby, g@ddammit!!
Daily dose of PaleOMG…check.
Like…check.
Winning cookies…I sure hope so because every single batch of paleo cookies I’ve ever made taste like dog food!
The last time I ever won a prize was probably 17 years ago at a baseball game. They sold raffle tickets and the prize was a $50 savings bond. Well, I won, but I couldn’t find my ticket anywhere. So technically, I lost. So even when I win I lose. Please make me a real winner, Julie. Please.
Also, I just signed up to start CrossFit next week on Wednesday. My dad and brother go to the same box and have been going for a few months. They are already bribing the people there to make me cry. I think I’ll need the cookies.
Jules, JB, FB message BFF, you know why you’re gonna choose me. It’s not cuz I’m particularly funny, or because I was so charming in my email, or because we’ve become besties over the social media world, or even because I so badly want to be a paleo and crossfitting goddess. You’re gonna choose me because if I’m willing to fly across the country to bring you a sweet treat (you know what I’m talking about. hey cupcakes!), then you need to be willing to FedEx some goodbody products to me. Because I run a CUPCAKE shop, and I can’t eat ANYTHING here. It’s not fair.
I should win because I had to go out of my way to read this entry because my work filter thinks that “goodbody” means porn…I haven’t seen much porn in my day but I’m assuming most of them don’t include people with the greatest bodies.
No offense to all those rare paleo porn stars, I’m sure you’re legit.
I liked them. And I should win because I don’t have a good body so I might as well have some good bodies one way or the other.
:)
I am a teacher(broke), a crossfitter(hungry), and single (lame). I need something free that makes me feel good on the inside.
I’d love to win this! I’m currently trying to do the survive on 35 challenge buying real foods. Slowly ebbing away from processed foods and making my own. Considering I can barely boil and egg that’s quite a feat!
I promise if they arrive for my bodycombat training weekend on 15th September that I will share them with my fellow trainees :) We’ll be doing kicks and punches for 8 hours for TWO days and will need the energy!
Are these good bodies male? No? Then bite me…oh, I mean, “gimme them bites”. I’m older and don’t have a good body anymore…so I need a whole lot and winning all those pouches…not that I NEED more pouches, but I’d LOVE to try those pouches that are “tied together in perfect harmony”.
Pretty please :-)
Ok I went to the Goodbody Baked Goods page and I liked the heck out of em! Unfortunately it only let me like it once. : > Anyway I would like to try a new cookie. No actually love to try a new cookie to save me from cookie boredom – I make Paleo Gingerbread Cookies a lot! It’s not even fall yet and I getting bored of them already. So save from the boredom with something new please. I promise to share! I <3 cookies!
ROOOOOAAAARRRR!!!
That’s the dinosaur-eating cavewoman in me craving these paleo treats!
I need to stick to the Wahl’s Diet for MS (paleo diet) to see if it will kick my symptoms in the butt. Having something tastier than kale and turkey would certainly make things easier!
All I have to say is GET IN MY BELLY! How’s that for mature humor? In all seriousness, I want to eat those, because they sound really tasty, and because I love treats. Also, because hearing about them made me drool (still drooling over here actually)! So thanks!!
It all started when I was about 12. Soon to be an awkward teenager, blessed with just -a- body. Like most kids my age, I had no real reason to take care of it. Eat whatever I want, do whatever I want, 4 hours of sleep, no worries! So, I kept having just -a- body; but not for long. Soon, as I got older, my body became heavier and heavier and more burdensome. Soon it was a -big- body. Still with little care for health, I ate and ate and didn’t care.
By the time I was 25, I pushed the scale to nearly 400lbs. That was 10 years ago.
Through medical intervention, hard freakin’ work and more recently the Paleo diet, I am now a svelte CrossFit doin’ Mom of an adorable 4 year old boy. I want to teach my kid how NOT to have just -a- body, but to care. To nourish, love, cherish and protect your body — because you just get the one.
At least that’s what I hear, unless you’re willing to subject yourself to some scary Nicholas Cage, John Travolta movie type stuff.
And as far as I’m concerned, eating Goodbody cookies is WAY WAY easier and more fun.
I would love to win because I live in Scotland. This sucks for several reasons – it rains perpetually, the sun is a myth we are told about in stories when we’re children and I probably have rickets from sunlight deficiency, I have to do wall balls and sprints in a monsoon, the vast majority of the population have not grasped that Crossfit is awesome and gluten is evil. Deep fried mars bar along with battered sausages and pies served with fries are considered to be a treat. Going to the shops in the car to buy milk is exercise. Gross and dumb. It is harder than Chuck Norris’ jaw to get any form of paleo deliciousness here. Life is hard.
If I don’t win I will scream and scream until I’m sick, and then I’ll rock continuously in a dark room for two days to get over the pain of having a joyless existence. Well no, I probably won’t but life would suck just that little bit more, and you want to being happiness into my life right? My happiness is in your hands Juli.
I should win because I am pregnant and still trying to be healthy, but this little fetus is causing me to be willing to kill for baked goods!!
Holy hell, there are a lot of comments already.
I’m really the one you want to pick to win these goodbody delights, because my hubby & I have a lot of hot, single crossfit guy friends (in Denver!) that are looking for a badass, funny xfit chick like yourself. And if you give ME these cookies, I can be all, “Hey, try this paleo cookie.” and they’d be like, “DAMN! These are delicious, where’d you get them?” And then I’d say, “This really hot chick gave ‘em to me.” And they’d ask me if you were single, and I’d say “Yeah, and she does xfit too. And creates her own paleo recipes. You should look her up here.” And then I’d point them in your direction, and they’d flock to you like…well, like I would to these cookies. Which is super fast and with INTENT.
It’d work because logic.
I would love to win, not only for me, but for my friend Jack. He must eat gluten-free or he gets horribly ill. But, his wife is not much of a baker. So, he misses his treats greatly! Jack and Martha have been great friends to my parents. So, if I won, I would split and share these with Jack. But, it would require a thumb wresting contest over each flavor. If I win, I get to pick first. If I lose, I get to pick first. No matter what, though, they are great people and we would have a ball laughing about this! I promise to share! Many thanks for all of this fun!
I would love to win because my daughter just started Kindergarten (where there are plenty of non paleo or healthy foods that are right in front of her) and since I am trying to make my daughters’ lives healthier by having them eat like me, this would be a perfect snack/treat for her at school in her lunches. My children’s health is very important to me and I can not always bake paleo cookies and treats for them when they ask so this would be super convenient! Thank you for sharing this and allowing us all to enter!
Well….because….I have a “GOODBODY”…DAH :) and “GOODBODY” does a body good!!!!
realistically, I shouldn’t win. why? because in my house these cookie bites will be gone in approx. 2 days (at best)…..they should be saved for some paleo purist freak who will want them to sit in their cupboard as a symbolic reminder of their dedication to their paleo lifestyle, to brag to their friends&family who are obvvvviously not as health-conscious as they are, and/or to feed to their poor unsuspecting children who will never know what real cookies taste like until they are fed them at pre-school and, in turn, grow up resenting their parents for this trickery….nope, I live in a college house with 6 girls (and with 5 guys next door) who would devour these cookie bites — in their entirety — far too quickly…..but………it IS better than going to jack in the box at 3am, right…?
Hi! I should win because I am a very busy Personal Trainer and I am slowly yet successfully converting my clients to the Paleo Lifestyle. I could recommend your products to all of my many clients. Having these tasty treats to let them try during their transition to healthy living would definitely help. =)
I don’t deserve to win anything, but by God, I want these anyway!
“So my doctor told me to watch what I’m eating. Told me to read food labels. I’m in the store reading the Fig Newton’s label. Everything looked good the fat content.. I looked at the serving size. 2 cookies who the hell eats 2 cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!! 2 sleeves is a serving size!” Brian Regan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qa-B7Sg_i4
Hopefully this made you laugh and send me cookies :)
Your blog makes me laugh daily!
i think i should win because i’m only 84 lbs right now and really need to fatten up!! i could eat a bag of these a day to add some extra calories. i started paleo to heal my ulcerative colitis and am seeing improvements after 2 weeks. i’d like to gain 25 lbs so this would definitely be a good addition to my eggs and meat diet right now.
also, it’s my mom’s birthday sept 1 and she’s been a superhero making most of my paleo foods since it’s hard for me to cook right now. i think she’d love to try some since i always see her eating whoopie pies and chocolate cupcakes after dinner : )
(I like their FB page as Danielle Villano)
See, I’m in my final semester of college, and I’ve finally realized the trick to maintaining friendships and making sure I get party invites – offering good snacks! But, we all want to avoid the dreaded Freshman (and Sophomore, Junior, and Senior) 15 (or 20, 25, etc), so when snacks can be tasty, healthier options – well that’s just gosh darn delightful. So please, pick me to be a GoodBody winner so I can win over my peers with tempting snacks! ;-)
I liked them on facebook. I would love to win them. I have been missing cookies really bad for some reason and I have been grain free since March of this year. I walk the cookie and cracker aisle at the store and say nope not worth it each time! These would be worth it. :)
so…I just started eating paleo.
the only sweet thing that I’ve taken a bite out of in weeks is my husband….
yeah. I need to win. :)
I totally liked them on facebook. My boyfriend is hoping I win because I’m always pissed off because I have no sugar in my system. Anytime I make a treat (paleofied) my scavengers, ahem, I mean my kids mooch it off of me and I am left with a broken heart and cravings and my boyfriend is left to feel Vanessas (my) wrath. Soooo vote for me! isn’t that how it works? And I would totally hide these from my children. Totally. I’m an awesome momma. (But seriously, I love my two girls to death! They’re pretty bomb)
Healthy cookies? Holy tea twigs!
It’s not my birthday (although my unbirthday just passed). I’m not poor (but I’d like to make more money to buy cool cooking ingredients). I didn’t loose a whole bunch of weight eating Paleo (but once in my life I lost 5 pounds–many, many years ago). I didn’t do some awesome CrossFit feat (because I don’t do any weightlifting, unfortunately). Hope I’m not totally disqualified for reals.
Imagine that. A big fan. Not Paleo eater, but dream of it. Not CrossFiter, but dream of swimming from Alcatraz one day. That’s why I get you, JB. Yes, HY gets your passion for the weights because I have the same silly @ss love of swimming. And I’m not even that good. But I love it and I have a race this weekend.
Shoot. Back to funny. Shoot. Hadn’t really gotten to anything LOL-y yet. Well, I thought “holy tea twigs” deserves a smirk. SOL? Smirk out loud? Oops. I guess SOL already stands for something very different. Ha!
I should get to win this awesome giveaway because I’m a Navy wife and mom of two (had our 2nd child May 2012). We are currently stationed in Bahrain where a focus on fitness isnt too common. Plus, most importantly, fresh produce/healthy foods aren’t easy to come by and often cost about 2-3 times the prices of the US. My wallet cries every time I have to spend $6 on a bag of mixed greens (nothing can grow in 100+ heat!)
I haven’t always been the kindest to my body in the past (who knew starving wasn’t a diet?!), but within the past couple years I’ve made an effort to be more mindful and know that a scale doesn’t determine strength or capability. Ever since our second child was born I’ve become even more determined to be healthier, stronger and to make my family that way as well. Your site has been extremely helpful and motivating. And if I won these well…I’d been even more motivated to keep coming back to your site! Haha ;)
Thank you and keep up the amazing work!
I clicked the “like the crap out of” button. I liked it so much I put a ring on it.
I’ve given up gluten
Forgone the bean
Buying grassfed meat
Makes my shopping bill obscene
I deserve a treat
That will keep me lean
Send me Goodbody cookies to eat
And I’ll be winning, like Charlie Sheen!
My guess is this is your ploy for picking up dudes by bribing them with free sweets. Save the time and send me the cookies and swap you with some bacon and beer to hand out instead.
Hi. I love your ‘tude. That being said, I don’t have a Facebook, so I’m already winning. I’m a dude who lives with five bros who love to say things like, “eating rabbit food again, huh?” You know how cool that is? It isn’t cool. However, being able to eat GoodBody treats would allow me to maintain my GoodBooty, which in turn, allows me to flaunt it in front of them while they gnaw on cold pizza (f’in delish) and wish their calves looked like butts (as mine do). Owned.
If you send me these cookies, I will send you a picture of my goodbody eating them. Naked. Oh God….that actually might get you off sugar for good. Gross.
Me. Need. Cookies. Why? Because I have a very large ass. One that is not just going to magically sustain itself. My ass needs Goodbody cookie bites (and squats) to survive. Save the bootay!!
Should prob mention that the email automatically listed is no longer up to date. New email is Leslie.mainer@gmail.com
I think I deserve these cookies, not so much for myself but for my really cool 4 and 10 year old that try every paleo recipe I make (except eggplant) and with a huge smile say, “just because I don’t like it doesn’t mean its not good”
So like..I’m fifteen and I live in Thailand. It’s not easy to find delicious, healthy foods here, especially since asking my parents to buy me stuff is not exactly the image I’m going for. If I win, not only do I get something out of this, you’d have an acquaintance in Bangkok!..I know, i’m young. It’s cool. We can still chill. Oh and, you wouldn’t have to pay shipping fees all the way here either-you can send it to my peeps in the us. I have no money OR access to healthy food, I need the winn!
OMG! OMG! I’m dying over here- the neatest Whiole Foods is over 300 miles from our tiny Air Force town in Oklahoma. I started a Paleo diet when I became pregnant and your website has become my go to recipe resource. Please don’t make me force my husband to drive me 300 miles just to taste this deliciousness!!
Why I should be the winner of this giveaway.
I should win this giveaway simply because I (like others) have transformed myself over the last nine months…I started dieting on the week of Thanksgiving 2011 and also quit smoking. I was introduced to Crossfit where my coaches introduced me to Paleo and lets just say that my eyes were opened to the best way to eat EVER!!! I love lost between 90-100 lbs since then and I’m going to conquer my first couple of races coming up soon and I would love to celebrate by going into my little pack and instead of pulling out a banana or apple, I would love to pull out some delicious baked goods and see the reaction to people faces when they say “is that guy eating snacks?” Well yes, yes I am…I’m a Crossfittting, Paleo eating athlete who went to get his cookie and is going to eat it too!! Thank you for your consideration…LOL
#PaleOMG
#CrossFit
#Paleo
Liked, seriously should NOT win….5 minutes and the bag would be gone.
I liked Good Body on Facebook with my FB email…tiedyeddog @ hotmail dot com
I should win this contest because I have only been gluten free a short time and it is hard to find good treats like this!
Thank you.
First of all, I should win because I just had to scroll through 300 comments to get to the bottom to leave my own comment!!!! That shows dedication and heart! The other reason I should win is because I have pcos,(polycyctic ovarian syndrome) basically that means that anytime I eat glutton my body stores it as fat right around my belly. It happens in most people with this. Now I am very careful about what I eat, but I need to get serious if I ever want to lose this spare tire around my waist! I just have problems finding snacks that I like to eat which is where I usually cheat when I do eat because I want like a sweets! Wow that was a long comment! Here : “pick me, pick me” yay! :-)
My stomach is growling like a damn monster. I need cookies. ( And coffee but I can help myself with that. )
Just give me the cookies and no one gets hurt.
If you seriously read all these comments YOU deserve to keep the cookies all to yourself an post pictures of you eating them all.
when i read emails of your blog posts, there are ads in my gmail for “funny dog poop signs.” that is not even a joke. oh and i would love to win your giveaway! thanks for letting us know about these products.. im still trying to find tyrells veggie chips!
You have the power to save my family from zucchini brownie recipes that leave bits of green pieces in your teeth when (and if) you eat them (they won’t) or paleo breakfast cake that is so dry you literally cant breathe while chewing them because the crumbs get caught in the back of your throat and make you gag as you try to swallow. And we’re not even grain sensitive. No one in my family has a problem with grains. We all digest just fine (but, it’s because I digest so well that I am doing the paleo diet- just trying to trim down and get really healthy. But, truly, all my family wants is a real oatmeal raisin cookie. These goodbody treats might stop the sobbing I hear when I bring out the hand mixer. Now, im off to “like” them. Happy dancing.
I would like to “win” this awesome cookie give away so I can share these sweet treats with the men on my Squad. I am a Tampa Pd Police officer, and work will all men, The guys are constantly challenging my food choices. I would love to show them that you CAN walk into a grocery store and pick a sweet treat that is not loaded with CRAP!
~Lori~
I should win these cookies because my wife went paleo a few weeks ago and I must say while I support her decision, I do not support her desire to use me as her chocolate fix! I love sex as much as the next guy, but dang…enough already. I can only be chocolate thunder, sweet daddy, and caramel delight so many times before I start begging off with the “headache” excuse. She needs something else to keep her mouth busy!! Please, if you have any compassion (and sympathy) for some guy you have never met, please pick me. Well, I guess I better go suit up, it’s breakfast time and her old breakfast consisted of coco-krispies or chocolate donuts :) Time for me to work my magic. BTW, have you got any ideas where I can get a donut costume from?
“C” is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me! -Cookie Monster
“GC” is for Goodbody Cookie, and that’s perfectly paleo for ME! – your new but avid follower
I would like to win the Goodbody giveaway. My DH and I are almost done with the Paleo 30 challenge and we would love something to eat besides vegetables. We’re getting the burn-out. These cookies would definitely hit our sweet tooth spot without feeling guilty.
The whole time I read this post I thought of the Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. “Me want cookies!!!”
Like! Sure wish we could love on Facebook!
I should win these because I’m trying my damnedest to expose those I love around me that there are tons of ways to eat wonderful, delicious, and HEALTHY food! This would be a great way to expose them to a great new treat!
Like = done
help me, help you!! Aliens are coming and rumor has it they want goodbody’s !! Save yourself! Send the goodbody cookies to me. I will fight them off with corn on the cob and jelly donuts!! :D
I should win these glorious morsels because I just got off the whole30 which includes NO TREATS aaaaand I am a starving college student that can’t afford to buy things that aren’t absolutely necessary!! So I have been in tears for the past few days having to buy meat instead of sweets to survive. AND THESE ARE FREE.
Let’s just say cookies have a thing for me. They follow me.. wherever I am, they seem to congregate. Like my cupboard, or in my purse. I get a bit weirded out by the stalker-ishness of this, and “make them disappear.” But now I miss my little buddies and I need more!!! :)
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Ummm…the real question is why shouldn’t I win? Answer: no reason.
But, since you want the hard answer (insert rude exasperated sigh here), I guess I’ll tell you…because I really want cookies.
1. I’ve been trying to find a quick and easy dessert that I can actually eat and not feel like poop.
2. I’m baking-challenged. I seem to think that I don’t have to measure stuff when I bake, which turns out in not-so-delicious creations and not-so-happy roommates when my experiments explode. This little nuggets of joy would help with that whole scenario.
3. My time of the month is coming up and my uterus would appreciate some delicious nom noms.
i’m not sure if you know any social workers, but we are the type of people that need, nay, DESERVE cookies more than anyone else. especially the paleo ones because we really, REALLY don’t need any more fat female social workers haha
So I just got back to college, hopeful that I could maintain the paleo lifestyle I became accustomed to over the summer. I did fairly well for the first few days. Then mother nature struck. Yesterday I rode the cotton pony over to CVS to pick up some essentials and came out with enough candy bars and dark chocolate to feed a small army. Not to mention the box of oreos I bought as I walked into the store so I could eat them as I shopped. As you can see, my paleo ambitions are quickly slipping away. I need your help. I don’t have access to a kitchen (GASP), so all you can really do is send me cookies. These cookies. They look rad and I want them. To be honest I’ll probably eat the whole bag in one sitting. That’s just the kind of person I am. But they’re no doubt better than that box of oreos I downed. So help me, Juli Bauer. You’re my only hope.
I have been a diehard Paleo junkie for over 8 months now. Well maybe not 100% diehard, I think I might have given in to a couple non-paleo desserts. Fine it was 5 to be exact and 4 of them were in the same week, but come on I was on vacation. I think I read once that desserts eaten on vacation don’t really count (I am pretty sure I was the one that wrote it, but whatever). We won’t talk about the 1 dessert that jumped into my mouth when I wasn’t on vacation. Anyway, my name is Kelly and I am a sugar addict. I feels f**kin amazing to get that off my chest. Like a real load has been taken off me. Who am I kidding I stayed “sober” for 3 straight months and I am pretty sure everyone was calling me a b*tch behind my back (I turned around a couple times while they were saying it, so I guess they did it to my face too). The point I am trying to make is I can’t stay “sober” and I am pretty sure the world doesn’t want me to. I need sugar, I love sugar, I want sugar.
With the help of your amazing blog I have managed to feed my addiction with yummy paleo “treats.” I am a diehard Juli fan and without PaleoOMG in my life I would not have made it these last 8 months. You make me laugh and brighten my day everytime I read your blog. Thank you for being a great inspiration to me (you can stand up now, I am done kissing your a**). Pretty crappy of me to make you bend over so I could kiss your a**, but it was a tough WOD last night and squatting down just isn’t an option right now.
In order for others around me to stay sane (or as sane as they can with me around), I need these cookies. I deserve these cookies. You know you want to pick me. Just do it! Just pick me. Do It!
Anyway, if you don’t pick me I will still follow your blog…it will be a blow to my ego as I am pretty sure I deserve to win, but I need your humor, inspiration and tasty food recipes, so you are stuck with me stalking…I mean following you. Gotta go now…you rock!
I totally should win this giveaway! I am addicted to sugar, but Iove feeling good too, and the white (fake) sugar makes me really fat and ugly.
I need this so I can have my sweets and look super hot too! Please pick me!
I would be the perfect winner for the Goodbody Cookie Bites because I am getting my husband used to the Paleo lifestyle and he believes that there are no “treats” involved! And if we do win them and love them, we will continue to support!
I’ve liked Goodbody – now why should I win some??
Because I’m a hard-working mother of two rambunctious preschoolers, who is also an Army Nurse and full-time doctoral student … and while I love eating and feeding my family paleo, sometimes a girl just needs a COOKIE!
I would love to win them because I’m only 3 weeks in to going paleo and desserts are a big hole I am trying to fill in the menu. These look like a perfect solution.
Plus, the way to my wife’s heart is anything resembling chocolate chip cookie dough so this could be the secret weapon I’ve been looking for to get her on board with this program.
Thanks for the consideration! Happy Labor Day!
Nearly 6 months ago … I embarked on a new journey
I’ve ripped skin off my hands doing pull-ups
Banged up my shins doing box jumps.
Discovered, to my dismay, what a “Manmaker” is …
Been nauseated after a workout more times than I can count (thanks, GHDs)
And lifted more pounds over my head than I ever thought possible.
Since you really can’t do one without the other …
I also “signed up” for Paleo eating.
I rid my diet of dairy, grains, beans and sugar.
Gave up soda and my beloved coffee creamer.
And lost 25 pounds and 20-some inches.
Anything “worth it” in life is worth working for …
The blood (literally), sweat and tears
(You might think I’m talking about the tears in the gym. Nope, I’m talking about the tears in the kitchen … sometimes a girl just really wants a Poptart.)
Crossfit … worth it. Paleo … worth it.
Writing a ridiculous, kind-of-like a poem for a few bags of cookies … WORTH IT!
(Thanks, Julie, for your website … I use it ALL THE TIME)
All I need to know is when I win are you gonna ship that crap to Canada? We don’t have a Whole Foods up here and I’m desperate for a bit of decent grub since I moved from Jersey. I’ve even taken to baking my own, thanks to you! But it would be so much more rewarding to just win it. :P
I need to Win this!!! It is life or death because I am obsessed with your blog and you because you are so freaking cool! I think you are absolutely hilarious and you remind me of myself. I do crossfit and eat paleo like you. But mostly what we have in common is that I have a serious sugar problem… like I wish they had a rehab for it…., I like being the life of the party so I can’t seem to give up alcohol, and I can not seem to find a guy who can handle me. Anyway, if you like these then I am 100% certain I need them too. Also, we should probably be friends! Thanks! xoxo Raquel
I should win because I am a high school cross country runner and newbie crossfiter who NEEDS desserts…I’m barely surviving here! As if being a teenager isn’t enough, I’m also super active and therefore disgustingly hungry ALL the time! No joke, my mouth is actually watering just writing this. And lets be honest I want to be healthy but temptation is everywhere…so these cookies right here would help so much! Send them my way :)
Liked them on FB.
I need a bigger booty–aren’t cookies supposed to help with that?
I would love to win because I am new to paleo and would love to experiment with new and exciting product that I know my family will love
I should win because I am a grateful person, one who would, shoud he win, run up the steps of the Philadelphia Art Musem, holding a homeade PaleOMG flag, blazen in your grey and blue logo colors, wearing a sweet custom t-shirt, made at CustomInk.com, like the Meat Not Wheat shirt on my FB page, screaming at the top of my lungs, I love Paleo, CrossFit and Rando Rants, and making all the effort possible to have my buddy, who is a news personality for ABC in Philadelphia, to have a film crew there to catch it all on tape for all the world to see. Well, not really, but its a good thought. MEAT NOT WHEAT!!! Best, Scott
I should win because when I first looked at the name, I thought it said “goodbooby” snacks. After I laughed out loud, literally, I realized what they really were and started to drool…
I liked them on FB, too. :)
Liked the crap out of them! My mom called me a cookie monster while I was growing up. She can’t believe I don’t eat them anymore. It’d be awesome to have cookies again. I mean, who doesn’t love cookies? Wierdos, that’s who.
I’m a weirdo who doesn’t like dessert. That’s why I want to win these Goodbody Cookies.
That should’ve been weirdos. Now I gotta throw that whole “i before e, except after c” thing out the window. (Sigh.)
I should win because instead of making up some lame joke using the “Goodbody” company name, I’m going to give you the honest to goodness truth. I just freakin’ LOVE cookies in an eating cookies in a dark closet cookie binge while I hide from my kids who are calling me to find their lost junk that is right in front of their face if they would only just look for five seconds kind of way. Help a sister out!
I should win this prize because my sweet tooth is massive! I am a decent baker and am always looking for the next delicious sweet paleo treat! Love the treats on this website and winning would just be icing on the paleo cake.
Oh, and my hilarious theme song right now is by the cookie monster…. http://youtu.be/-qTIGg3I5y8
If you dont love that video….i may just stop reading your blogs…..maybe?!?
I liked ‘em! I think I should win because this would be a perfect treat for my box’s first upcoming Paleo challenge! I am most worried about not having any sweets, cause I can get cranky without them! Sorry I’m not funny.
Liked on Facebook :)
I would like to win as I am trying Paleo and love sweets… I am training for my first 5k, and really want a healthier lifestyle for my family.
I’m new to this whole paleo thing and being a cookie dough addict this might be right up my ally!
I also liked them ;)
I should win because we are just getting started on a paleo diet and if I don’t find something sweet I can eat soon, I’m going to end up hiding in a closet with a whole container of oreo cookies! You could stop that! It’s kind of like being a super hero! you could even wear a cape when you pick me. :)
1) I now use “*” every time I spell out sh*t because of how much I read paleomg.com
2)You are the sh*t
3) Goodbody Baked Goods also seem like the sh*t
4) I saw the video of you dancing and cooking, and, despite that, I still continue to read your blog (and promote the sh*t out of it to my CrossFit friends)
I’m gonna be honest. I probably shouldn’t even enter this contest. Not because I don’t want those delicious morsels of grain-free goodness in and around my mouth–trust me, I do. But rather, because when I find such gems, I have a tendency to single-handedly keep their business alive. Which probably isn’t good for my lady lumps or bank account. But dessert > anything. ever.
Also, my name is Julie. I wanted to go by “Juli” in high school, but didn’t think I was cool enough to pull it off. But you are! (A little flattery never hurt anyone.)
SO! Please pick me because I’m a Juli(e) who needs some free eats and treats in her life.
Liked. You know why I should win this giveaway? Because I’m a PMSing Queen. I love Paleo. I love the weoght loss, the health benefits and frankly, flour makes my face break out. But you know what happens when I’m PMSing? That happy little kitchen-dweller that makes treats disappears and out comes the PMS monster. So I’m already bitchy, cranky, weepy and without treats, and too damn crampy/achy to do anything about it. So what happens? Before you know it i ve blacked up and wake up half-dazed under a bunch of garbage food containers, pumped up on fat ,sugar, and flour, now achier than ever, bloated as f*** and my my reflection greets me with my *$&# face itching wildly, chapping and peeling off! I’ve never tried this stuff, but maybe I could sedate and nourish the PMSes with it before a half-cocked PMSing madwoman makes another visit to a 7-11 at 3 in the morning. Halp.
I would love to win, bring something to snack on into my house that my pinball playing husband would eat (that’s not chips and dip!) while playing Lord of the Rings pinball!
Oh, and I LIKED Goodbody Baked Goods on Facebook!
I love cookies! My husband and I have been following Paleo for a few months now. We are always looking for new Paleo treats to enjoy! Yummy! These sound delicious.
I should win because I haven’t had a drink in over a month. Need I say more.
Hey juli!!!
I should win yor giveaway because
1) I made a facebook account (against my better judgement) just to have a shot at this…uh oh.
2) I’m a preschool teacher making a solid paleo effort, needing something to snack on with her kids that ISN’T squeezable fruit or goldfish crackers!!! Help!
Add doing crossfit to my already booming latin gene pool and you get some serious backside competing with my hella thick thighs- therefore, pick me because in addition to keeping all these curves in check, I would love some on-the-go goodness to keep me cleaning barbells instead of the room (trust me the guys at the gym will thank you)!
It should be me. Why…because I’m the cookie monster and all I see is cookies, all I want is cookies….I dream of cookies all night long..when I’m driving down the road I’m thinking of eating cookies…..Even while having SEX cookies are on my mind….if you just pick me I will get my cookies without all the crap that the fake cookie monsters eat……I will see my body becoming a good body cookie monster…..why did the cookie monster get ran over while crossing the road? I will tell u why, the cookie monster was trying to find a good body……..AND………that’s exactly what happened! The cookie monster got a good body by the train that flattened him like a pancake before getting to the other side……….Please let me win …..I have 8 cookie monsters who love to eat healthy…..these good body cookies will help us out………..
I feel I should win this for SO MANY REASONS. A, I’ve lost 55+ lbs on the Paleo in the last 3 years… yup, I’m a medium badass. B, I’m a fat kid trapped in a grain-free, sugar-free sitution… it’s a hard-knock life. And letter 3, I’ll be the 32 years young on September 4th, the closing of this lovely giveaway, #aginglikeafinewine- it would be an awesome birthday prezzie.
p.s. I’m a little drunk from Tour de Fatting all day which makes me much funnier than usual, I thought I should disclose any and all performance enhancing drugs I may or may not have consumed. You know, full disclosure and all. I there is no may not. I went, I consumed, I conquered.
Cheers!
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If anyone knows about cookies its me. I’m a baker/ saleswomen of all things gluten and sugar filled. Hypocritical life I live. Help me to help others by sending me a case of cookies to share. Maybe I could turn someone else’s life around the way I have and they can pawn sugar and gluten onto someone else while living a paleo life.
Eating cookies, with my paleo pookie, makes me want to go play hookie!
Eating cookies with my paleo pookie, makes me want to go play hookie!
I need to win these because I had one of those miserable moments this week when you think to yourself, “What the heck is going on here?” At dinner time, my five year daughter looked across the table at me and said, “Mommy, you’re chubby!” WTF? Chubby? I wake up every morning (okay, not every but more mornings that not) at 4:20 AM to go and workout. I’ve worked hard to lose 15 pounds, well 10 now because I have reverted back to eating CRAP. The one area that I can’t get rid of is my tummy. So maybe I am chubby but I’m chubby because of that little 5 year old who ruined my body forever but also made me a mother – and that was the greatest gift of all…minus the chubby comment!
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me. C is for cookie that’s good enough for me.
Finally some cookies that are kinda good for me….
That was sung in Cookie Monster’s voice.
I should win cuz I ain’t got no baking skillz!
I’m a total a cookie monster. Seriously! I turn blue and furry around cookies–Love them! These look amazing.
Goodbody FB page liked! And the reason that I should win is to give my kids hope. Because the last time I tried to “make” a Paleo friendly dessert, my kids told me it looked like dog food. Think they at it? Nope. :)
I would absolutely lurv to win because I have recently signed up for the Walt Disney World Marathon and I am looking for tasty snacks to help me recover from my runs and Goodbody sounds like just such a treat!
Besides, the name of these goodies remind me that Nutrition is my Mission and Good Health is my Goal. ;) ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ3HMQ_LyZY )
Just went back to grad school and need some paleo snacks, so I’m not tempted to start eating like a college kid.
I should win because the lactose free, gluten free cookies I currently buy taste like sh*t. for real. like, omg, why the hell to do i spend $3.99 on these POS? i continue to buy them because all of the other parents give their children cookies. i can’t look like “that” mom. that will lead to my kids being teased by other kids because they can’t eat cookies. which will lead my kids into having low self esteem because they are constantly teased by their peers. which, in turn, will lead to counseling and possibly prozac. all because i buy cookies that taste like sh*t.
I should win because I am trying so hard to get the collegiate women’s soccer team I coach to buy into paleo! Trying to get 34 18-22 year olds to think I am anything other than crazy for my eating habits has been the hardest part of my new job! If I can share these treats with them maybe they will give it a shot & maybe (probably not) they will think I am a litte less crazy.
If I don’t win these delicious Paleo treats, I’ll be forced to eat gluten-laden cupcakes and cookies to feed my sugar demons. If I eat gluten, I’ll get angry belly. When I get angry belly, people don’t like to be in closed spaces with me.
In short, if I don’t win I will be lonely with no friends. :(
Has anyone ever tried Steve’s Original products? Thoughts?
I neeeeed to win these Goodbody products because I am too lazy to make Paleo-friendly treats (or too ‘busy studying’ in med school). I’m always hungry during the day, particularly after Gross Anatomy lab (gross, I know) and I’m getting tired of eating strawberries and raw nuts every. single. day. And hungry, fed up Janelle = cranky Janelle = pissed off Janelle and let’s say that’s not conducive to me staying in med school.
To keep me happy when I work all day away from home, something to throw in my bag and munch on all day!!
I would totally love to win these, we are on day 14 of the 30 day whole thingamajig and I’d love to indulge with something new after we’re done and see how I feel … i’ll probably overdo my sugar and feel like crud, but hey – it’s new!! :)
oh! And I’m in Parker, CO – so I could totally save you on shipping!!! :) :)
I definitely liked them on facebook, I have lost 125lbs but am a Fat kid for life…so anything that is paleo that I can please that fat kid I am all about it!
I need to win this because the paleo choco chip cookies I just baked up are lonely and need some friends. Although, really my cookies aren’t going to be lonely for long because I’ve eaten half the tray already, and if I won, these cookies would have the same humane (read: “quick”) end. Don’t judge…
I should get the cookies because it’ll save either mine or my boyfriends life. I’m about to kill him due to lack of dessert, and he’s about to kill me due to my whining about the lack of dessert… dessert > life
I will trade you my husband for the cookies!!! not joking, he’s fully trained puts the toilet seat down and cleans house too. What do ya say??? :) I love me some cookies
I need to taste a cookie that is not dry yet unadulterated. I’m not sure I can handle it.
Hi Juli! I absolutely love your blog. Paleo was really daunting to me before I realized how much you could do with it. I’m a full time student trying to eat Paleo on a budget with a job and maintaining my dedication to working out and it’s tough but I absolutely love it.
Anyway, this give away sounds amazing and I know whoever gets it is going to be super happy. Please consider me! Thanks!!
I have two toddlers. They are both psychotic in ways that only children under the age of 4 can be. The more cookies I win, the happier I am. The happier I am, the more able I am to deal with aforementioned psychotic behavior. The more able I am to deal? The more likely my kids will liv….
Oh, I best not finish that sentence.
C is for cookie…that’s good enough for me. And anyway, I have tried like every recipe on paleomg… so I’m loyal to you AND to Cookie Monster!
I really don’t have a good reason to give you as to why I should win these cookies. I could make up some sob story – but I don’t really have one. I have a wonderful fiance, a nice new house that we just bought, I am teaching at a new school this year that is amazing, I get to coach CrossFit to an amazing group of people as my 2nd job – and I just got my first muscle-up. So, instead of wanting them because I am struggling in some way – I would just eat them because DAMN, life is GOOD! :)
A REAL PALEO SNACK!? *angels singing!* Living in Okinawa on a military base means we have little access to “real” paleo snacks – aside from almonds and dried fruit…which I live off of. I mean, we can buy them on Amazon but then we don’t get them for a few weeks and the shipping is outrageous! OH and, we have to pay $5 for a bell pepper – I’m not kidding you. While I love almonds and dried fruit it would be beyond amazing to have these Hello Goodbye cookies to mix things up a bit.
Oh, and I can’t wait for your book to come out!
First of all gluten free products that taste good are a savior for me and my less than stellar baking abilities. The last time I tried to bake I was making brownies (from a box) for a co-worker and mistakingly added a cup of water instead of a quarter of a cup. . . lets just say this was one of my least offensive baking mishaps
Alright, is everyone ready for this? I am. Ready, go! My name is Nikki Norfolk. Apparently my mom wanted me to be a porn star (thanks, mom) but I ignored the voice in my head telling me to strip on tv and joined the Worlds Greatest Navy! (That’s the United States Navy, If you didn’t know) Fast forward a few years and a marriage and divorce later, and I was feeling terrible about myself. I looked in the mirror every day and poked at my belly and watched it ripple. And ripple. Annnnnnnd ripple. It was disgusting. I didn’t know what to do. Then it hit me! If I had bigger boobs, my tummy wouldn’t look so big! Because my logic is infallible, I did just that. $5,500 I had INCREDIBLE boobs… But I still had this thing hanging out on my stomach! What the heck, plastic surgery man?! After months of feeling sorry for myself, I discovered Paleo and this blog. Then I discovered crossfit. My life changed. Now, if I want, I can actually become a porn star! Not only has my body completely changed for the better, but my self esteem is about as big as my boobs (which now, after losing weight, feel GIANT. ) I want to say thank you because without this life change, I would probably still be watching my tummy ripple. I feel like I should win this because I have worked hard, played harder, and kept a positive attitude. I love baking Paleo goodies for all the people at work and not telling them it’s Paleo. It’s super fun to watch their faces when I tell them that what they are eating is good for them! If I won this, I would share with everyone at work, and hopefully spread the word about how Paleo changed my life!
Seriously, I think you should have more give-a-ways. This may sound tacky, but have you had this many comments. On second thought maybe they bring out the worst in people. I sound like a real B. Thanks for the blog…love your recipes.
I don’t “need” these cookies but I want them. Like I’d probably push an old lady over or kick that asian kid from the movie Up in the sack if thats what it took. Kinda selfish but whatever. Think about that. Do you want to be responsible for another life alert call? Make the right decision Juli. Do it.
First of all, thanks for the opportunity to win! I wanna win because I live in the very middle of nowhere and it’s hard to find good gluten free food locally. Help a girl and her two daughters (9&almost6) out!
I liked them.
I think I should win because I just started Paleo this week and neeeeeeeed to get over my sugar/carb addictions. One reason I have those addictions? I started a bakery in January!!! Oy.
So I’m currently testing lots of Paleo recipes and hope to launch more Paleo and other types of allergen/intolerance-aware treats there soon.
In the mean time, bring on the Paleo goodness!!
As the great philosopher Fat Bastard once said “get in my belly!”
5 of each? Shit…if I was on Facebook I’d totally hold you to that. Judging by the pic, I’m guessing you meant just 1 of each?
What a tough give away because I could never be as freakin funny as you, or write like you; but I will be a goodbody Goddess if I win those goodbody goodies cuz right now my husband thinks I have been kidnapped by somebody if he doesn’t get something good for his body that’s yummy from a PaleoOMG giveaway. Good grief just pick me and send all the goodBODY GOODNESS to Guam as we are grateful for any PaleoOMG delights. You really don’t want to have to read any more attempts at humor do you Juli. Just put my name in a coconut and pick me!
So I love the sh*t out of Goodbody on FB, and not just cuz you told me too ;) But as to why I deserve this most awesomest of prizes it is because I am afraid of my food processor. Why do you ask? Because I am afraid to put almonds in there and make my own flour. The noise, the dust. It all kind of makes my head hurt. Oh and my kids actually cover their ears and shout “too loud momma” whenever I run the thing! Ha!
I shouldn’t win. =(
Hey Jules,
Ok so let’s just start off with: A. you know i am cool because my name is Julie also. B. I am 12 weeks pregnant and having a hell of a time. If I don’t eat super super strick Paleo I am sick all day. Trying to find food that taste’s good and doesn’t make me sick has been an awful and stressful task. I have two other kids already and they are so damn cute which is why we think I get so sick. It takes a lot of work to make cute babies. So from one Juli it another show some love and please send me some cookies! I need the encouragement and the calories. Love your site! Julie
Hi Julie! Love your site and think that you are hilarious…however I am not so funny. So I did what every not-funny person knows to do. I stole a joke from someone else. Hopefully it will make you laugh like it did me:
What does a vegan zombie say?
Grraaiinnsss….
I should win because I lost 100#’s and loooooves me some cookies! I will also share these at my gym because I am nice like that and new…cookies=new friends=fact. I just did my first month of CrossFit and have ~100 new bruise friends-including one from Nancy on my chest plus I straight up fell on my ass in the middle of it…sexy beast that’s what I am! So in summary…i should win because I am clumsy and after I eat the cookies I can use the bag to hold ice for injuries
I would like to win because I had a baby several weeks ago. Since going on maternity leave I have began exploring paleo recipes and learning to make my food delicious. Before I would just throw a salmon filet in the oven and steam some veggies and that was dinner. Now I have been following Paleomg.com and finding that paleo eating can taste amazing. I would like to discover new products and recipes and would love to win the Goodbody cookies. It would be great to have more delicious options without compromising my paleo diet.
I would like to win because I had a baby several weeks ago. Since going on maternity leave I have began exploring paleo recipes and learning to make my food delicious. Before I would just throw a salmon filet in the oven and steam some veggies and that was dinner. Now I have been following Paleomg.com and finding that paleo eating can taste amazing. I would like to discover new products and recipes and would love to win the Goodbody cookies. It would be great to have more delicious options without compromising my paleo diet.
I should win. Need i say more. Seriously though, if I see my husband “just pick up” another fucking bag of cookies from the store on his way home (gluten, sugar, grain,dye filled tasty nuggets) I’m gonna lose it. I need something for those nights when I need a sugar fix. The nights when i go to the kitchen at 1am (don’t judge)and open the cabinet to find that the only quick paleo options available (dried fruits) are wedged between whoreos and goldfish crackers . I need a mommy drank too much wine after you went to bed, dark chocolate alternative.
I want these cookies so I can eat them while climbing up a wall.. and by wall, I mean rock wall. Need something to power me through a tough climb when I just want to give up! Cookies are the answer. They are always the answer.
I should win because if I don’t I will go buy them anyway. They look yummy and I trust your taste. So if you would like to save me the hassle then go for it.
I should win because I’m a broke-as-hell law student living in land-locked North Dakota, where I am the ONLY passenger on the Paleo-train.
I’ve been wheat-free, dairy-free, sugar-free for quite a little time but I sacrifice puffy hands and an afternoon in the bathroom if I can enjoy these sweeties.
I should win because I’m a broke-as-hell law student living in land-locked North Dakota, where I am the ONLY passenger on the Paleo-train.
I’ve been wheat-free, dairy-free, sugar-free for quite a little time but I will sacrifice puffy hands and an afternoon in the bathroom if I can enjoy these sweeties.
I should be the Goodbody Giveaway winner because I have the biggest sweet tooth ever. I may or may not believe that I am related to Buddy the Elf. That obviously presents a problem being Paleo. If I win these, I would not feel one bit bad as I ate the entire bag in front of my non-paleo friends, while making them wonder how I could eat such delicious treats while not feeling guilty and keeping a svelte figure. ;)
I would LOVE to win this!! I am a Crossfitting, Paleo eatin’ Mama of 4 amazing boys (ages 10, 6, 3, and 5 months) and I am always on the go! I think these would make AMAZING little treats to have stashed away in my diaper bag for when I need that little midday pick-me-up to help me make it through the rest of my busy day!! :)
I’ve never tried these cookies but I’ve tried just about every single one of your dessert recipes and let’s just say I trust your opinion. (really I trust anyones opinion as long as it includes chocolate)
Your desserts have gotten me through planning my upcoming wedding (12 days away) that I’ve been planning 1042 miles from it’s location. Recently though I’ve kicked up my workouts to 2 (sometimes 3) a day and can’t make my brain function long enough to whip up anything delicious. I can’t stay awake long enough to bake a damn sweet potato. and i LOVE sweet potatoes.
See, I had this bright idea to plan it from where i’m stationed (Sub Base Kings Bay, GA) and have it in my hometown…slightly north…in Michigan.
I don’t know that I deserve these goodies but I know my poor fiance would greatly appreciate something chocolatey and delicious shutting me up long enough for him to run from the room as I make (just one more) last minute change to the effing seating chart.
By the way…when you get married don’t have a seating chart. Have cake, lots of cake, but no seating chart.
Gluten makes me sweaty. I love cookies. Sometimes I break down and eat said cookies. I sweat all night. My bedsheets stink.
gluten free cookies = problem solved
i should win because my childhood hero was cookie monster. like.. no joke. when he had to sing the “cookies are a sometimes food” song i about cried. WTF??? dont mess with my cookies or my cookie monster!!
I should win. Ned i say more. Seriously though, if I see my husband “just pick up” another ducking bag of cookies from the store on his way home (gluten, sugar, grain,d ye filled tasty nuggets) I’m gonna lose it. I need something for those nights when I need a sugar fix. the nights when i go to the kitchen at 1am (don’t judge)and open the cabinet to find that the only quick paleo options available (dried fruits) are wedged between whoreos and goldfish crackers . I need a mommy drank too much wine after you went to bed, dark chocolate alternative.
I should win Goodbody cookies since I was on jury duty this week & had to put up with juror #3 next to me, digging into her noisy, plastic bag of freakish jellybeans in her hippie purse – while in the courtroom! The bailiff nor judge asked her to stop. Never mind that there’s no food allowed in the courtroom. Since there was water allowed, she kept bugging the jurors for the pitcher of water that was on the front ledge. She was so obnoxiously noisy! But instead of sending her looks that had the ability to send her home in a pine box, I brought an extra water for her the next day & handed it to her, as she was – you guessed it – asking for water! She turned to me & said, “You’re so considerate. Thank you.” I thought to myself, “Lady, if you knew my motives, you’d think of me as anything but considerate. I just wanted to stuff your maw with something so you’d shut up for ahwile, you annoying little tw-t!” – Juror #4
A couple of reasons of why I should win these delightful little nuggets. Reason #1 – I never win anything. Reason #2 – I have cooked MANY recipes off of your Paleomg site and can honestly say that most of them don’t taste like dog poo (this is a good thing). Reason #3 – I always laugh at the sh#$ you write. Reason #4 – I think you’re a good dancer, and last but not least, reason #5- the term “holy balls” has become a main staple in my vocabulary. The End.
I want these sooooooo bad! I recently found out that I have a form of insulin resistance and have been having a hard time adjusting :( I’ve since been searching for low carb ways to tame my inner sugar beast and these bad boys certainly look like they’ll do the trick!!
Pick me bc I love cookies. No I love all sweet treats. I don’t descriminate. My patented move is I end up eating too many sweet treats at night that I’m always too full to have sex. My husband hates sweet treats . I don’t know why?! Ha!
I need those cookies because since they are “healthier” than regular cookies, I can have like 10-15 of them…..Right? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!?
I’m so desperate I’m replying to my own message. I need those cookies. I saw your post, jumped in my car and drove to WF only to realize after cruising the frozen food isle like 20 times that we don’t have them here in CA yet! You’re a tease! So I deserve to cookies for the torment you are putting me through thinking about those damn cookies. And the if that wasn’t bad enough, I go to the website ready to order a sh*tload and I can’t even f’ing order them. You have me all worked up for christsake. GIVE ME COOKIES!!
Pale-OH MY GOD
This girl is awesome, have you seen her bod?
She says she’s single but I can’t see why
Who else do you know that can create a paleo pie?!
Recipe upon recipe she can write,
She’s writing her own cookbook so she must be bright.
Her humor is quirky
And I really hope this poem will work-y
I’m trying to pretend I know how to write
All because I want those damn cookie bites.
… If this isn’t pathetic than I don’t know what is.
I would lIke to win the goodbody giveaway because I have gone paleo for pregnancy.
I recently got married in June, and immediately we started “family planning”. And with that came the concern for my health and creating the most nurturing environment for my baby to grow in. The scientific facts and benefits of living a paleo lifestyle were outstanding. Thus after a ton of research I embarked on transitioning into paleo lifestyle and training crossfit. I am a month and a half in and I feel amazing. And in turn I hope that this will help us to conceive, birth and raise the healthiest baby possible. We are going to officially start trying in October and having Goodbody treats around for my crazy pregnancy cravings would be a dream.
Only because glycemic low free gluten Natural all chip chocolate Mint palate your pleasure Body your nourish Bites cookie Goodbody. That is all.
Well, they look amazing!! I want to see how they taste! What what?! Oh, and only because glycemic low free gluten Natural all chip chocolate Mint palate your pleasure Body your nourish Bites cookie Goodbody. That is all.
I am going to be honest I am really just trying to win these things so I can show my wife that paleo cookies can be yummy and, well, edible. To date I’ve burnt all of my attempts.
So help me get my awesome wife Sarah on the paleo ship with me. I like cookies. She loves cookies. It is a win win.
Side note, I am going to play the anniversary card. Yep. We will be celebrating our 3rd Anniversary on the 5th, just a few days away. I am sure this would make my wife very happy and make our day even more memorable.
Bring on the cookies……..please.
I should win the Goodbody cookie bites because well I’m making a decision to change my life and need good healthy options to help facilitate. I am starting a Paleo challenge with my crossfit gym on September 17th and it is 2 months long. I am committing myself to this 100%. I also am not above making a fool of myself to win. I will do anything! Oh and I’m a poor college student studying nursing and graduate in December. I could save your frieken life if you ever needed it. Oh and I live with 4 male roommates. I’m surrounded by crap all the time and would love to try and impart some healthy living on them. Lastly, I will provide pictures to how winning will change my life. Thanks!!
I’ll buy you dinner. And go halvsies on the cookies.
Yeah everyone, I went there.
WELLLL…..
I should win these WONDERFUL Goodbody cookie bites because just like everybody else I also have a sweet tooth; HOWEVER, to keep this HOT CrossFit TIIIIGHT (Like a Tiggger) @SS, Goodbody bites are much needed!!!
SHOWWWWWW MEEEE THOSEEEE BITES!!!!! JULI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =OD
It’s my effin’ birthday. Just give me the gd cookies.
Q: Before going paleo if you would have said the words “goodbody” and “cookie bites” together I would have: a) been like “whaaat?”, b) smacked you right in the mouth, c) eaten the cookie anyway and been grumpy about it, d) all of the above. [A: d, consecutively]… Thankfully, creative peeps like you have shown me how to make the two phrases coexist, making my belly happy inside and out… but I still might smack you if you try to eat my cookie.
Bloody hell Julie, it tools me years to scroll right down to the bottom of this page just to tell you why I should win again.. I’ve now forgotten what I was going to write. It was probably really funny, no actually it was really frikkin’ funny. I just, forgot. So, umm, I love cookies, and chocolate and all things sweet (who doesn’t right?). I’m surprised I still have teeth. I know people say you can’t out do a bad diet with exersise, but believe me I try to! (chocolate just magically ends up in my mouth, okay!) anyways better get ready for work. Chaaaars x
Because DQ (dairy queen) isn’t giving me a goodbody. I need something else that will suffice.
Hello JB!
Goodbody Baked Goods is liked!
I should win because I just finished the 21 day sugar detox, I feel amazing but come on you know how much a body needs some sweet treats! :)
Liked Goodbody on FB and I should win bc I did Murph yesterday and today I can barely bend my arms. Who knew your elbow crease could get so sore! That and my right thigh. Only the right one though. Also, thanks for all the amazing recipes! I’ve loved every single one I’ve made and I’ve made a lot. Can’t wait for your cookbook!!
I am a graduate student in DC and I already barely have time to sleep and going to school/work/gym, much less time to cook! This item would be a great go-to dessert for me and one less thing to worry about!
Who needs a man with a good body when you can have goodbody cookie bites! Would definitely love to win these bad boys.
I don’t really deserve to win I just started Paleo this morning….no kidding, I’m still reading everything I can find on it and I like to make delicious food I’m not willing to compromise on that.
I’m going to try your recipes because, well they look yummy. I only eat things that are yummy. I can’t wait for your cinnamon roll recipe.
I’m pretty sure I can’t win anyways since I live in Canada and who the f*ck ships free sh#t to Canada………how’s the cinnamon roll recipe coming?
What a great find! Thanks so much for passing this on to all of us. Now instead of leaving Whole Foods after an hour of reading lables and not knowing what’s Paleo, I will have something other than eggs, an avacado and a hunk of grass fed beef in my basket.
I should win this because I am unquestionably your biggest fan. If I were a guy, I would move to Denver and try to date you. Yup, you are that cool. That’s not too creepy, is it?
how long was lionel ritchie in the bathroom?
all night long. (all night..)
talk about random. cookies are delicious.
Today is my day 30!!!! of my Whole 30 challenge. Now starting tomorrow I am going to be straight Paleo. The great thing is that my 2 daughter 10 and 12 are also on the adventure with me. I think that winning this giveaway would be an awesome treat for all of us :) I can’t wait to start using the recipes that I get to start making now that I am no longer on the Whole 30. Your sight is awesome and I can’t wait for your cookbook!
I liked the crap outta goodbody! woot!
um.. funny? so not me.
but I would love these cookies. who doesnt love cookies? and I wont have to cook them myself. I’m a sucky cook. ask my family. they’d starve if I didn’t buy fast food for them. ack. I said that out loud huh? yup. I’m an enabler.
I might even share with my kids. maybe.
I am newish to paleo and just getting the hang of what I can and can’t eat. these would help out so much when I want to grab my daughters granola bars (which aren’t very good btw)
Please consider a poor exhausted mama when making your decision lol
heart you!
I don’t deserve to win them, plus I missed the deadline. I was in Missouri for the long weekend (and it was very non-paleo for the most part) so I didn’t see this post in time. I clicked on it thinking maybe it was about winning a date with Juli and was going to say it should be called the Incredible Body Giveaway ;) That one I think I DO deserve to win! (Did you laugh? You said to make you laugh so that was my attempt).
I have a few reasons.
1. I love eating mini-foods. They make me feel like a giant when I hold them in my hand. Also I will probably have a shotglass full of milk with each cookie to complete the experience.
2. Getting free cookies will allow me to tell the Keebler Elves to “suck it”. I’m tired of their self righteous attitude.
3. It will allow me to save money for my flight to Colorado to profess my love of all things PaleOmg and for the subsequint restraining order that will probably be needed.
I should win because dammit… i need more cookies.
I am an affliate owner and we are doing the Lurong Paleo challenge and everyone is FREAKING out about not having good food! Winning these cookies is an amazing way to tell everyone to suck it, quit being stupid eat paleo and shove some cookies in their face to shut them up. I eat paleo and love it, but then it’s hard to be so awesome, yes i know this. I also want my members to be equally as awesome and eventually be able to kick my ass, this would require them to eat some Goodbody cookies to get enough balls to attempt this feet, so guess what, my members need cookies.
I missed the deadline… but hey, I didnt get unproductive until 4:17 Eastern time. I would love to have some pre made sweet munchies. And as I see these have zero dairy of anytime what so ever. Even ghee sends me into a sneezing, wheezing , snotting, fit. Trust me if it was lactose, well, those around me could just deal with any noises or smells……. but its an actual allergy, so , most of the time I am too dog gone lazy to pull out all my coconut goodies and make me something… so some free ones of these… awesome
I’m not entirely sure if the whole giveaway deadline is done. the whole 12:00am thing always confuses me. Do you mean Tuesday night or Monday night…. idk. Anyways, I really just want to know what Whole Foods you go to. I just moved to Denver and went to the one closest to me (Quebec and Hampden) and spent 30 minutes walking around the frozen food section cursing at every stupid window I looked into. Either they aren’t there, or your post drove everyone to buy these little things out before I had a chance…. stupid people….
Oh, please let me get some good body cookies! My husband and toddler think there is no hope to mommy making any good desserts without tons of bad body ingredients! Please help me prove them wrong! Eating well still needs some treats every now and then….ok, everyday!:)
Nothing clever to say, I just want the cookies. I promise not to share them with anyone and to eat them all in one sitting! Also, I brought a cookie sheet of your apple bars to a paleo pot luck..they got two thumbs up from the kids there!
I should win these because I could eat dessert after every meal…I may or may not do that from time to time. While I do love your dessert recipes, and I mean reeeeally love them, these would be great and require less effort on my part…which I’m all about. Oh, and I guess I would consider sharing them with my husband and 2 year old…if they’re nice.