That picture is a weird picture. And a weird color. I even kind of look naked. Terrible, frightening choice.

I haven’t done one of these posts in a while. Mostly because I tend to forget to take pictures of everything I put in my mouth in one day. Stop thinking dirty thoughts, you weirdo. Anywho, I finally remembered so I could show you what I eat when I’m out of town. I’m in San Diego working with a friend on a project, so thankfully I still have home cooked food. And snacks. I love snacking. You’ll see.

I can’t wait to tell you about this project. It’s an exciting one.

But for now, let’s just talk about what I ate the other day. It was a big eating day. I know this because I have felt full pretty much the entire day. This post will satisfy the people who don’t think I eat enough. But upset the people who think I eat too much. Ya just can’t win, can ya? I’m talking to myself right, FYI.

And we’re off!


Started my day off with a cup of coffee with about a tablespoon of raw honey in it.


Then I had a breakfast of 3 pieces of bacon, 2 eggs, avocado, and tomatoes. I put some sriracha on it.

i obviously did not assemble this plate. it's much too neat for my style

i obviously did not assemble this plate. it’s much too neat for my style


A couple hours later, I wanted a snack. So I had an almond butter and jelly cocoroon. LOVE. Great flavor. I was pretty pumped to see that flavor on the shelf in San Diego. I packed a bag of it for Laura back in CO. Lucky b*tch.


Second snack:

Plantain chips. I have no idea how much. They’re just my fav. Then I ate probably about 5-6 pieces of asparagus with a piece of bacon. It was delish.



With all the snacking, I decided I should actually have a real meal to calm the snacking down. So I made myself a bowl of squash soup topped with more asparagus and bacon, with plantain chips on the side. It was delicious. And filling.



Couple bites of my own spinach and artichoke dip.

Some random pieces of walnuts and pecans throughout the day.

3-4 pieces of coffee Taza chocolate. But who’s counting, right? Am I right, or am I right?


Some cauliflower soup, some carrots, and some kind of pork sausage.



2 hunkin’ chunks of dark chocolate. Can you tell what time of the month it is? Geez man, geez.


I’m done. Thanks for listening/reading/not caring.

PS- this was a no workout day today :( sad