PaleOMG – Paleo Recipes – Nikki’s Coconut Butter Giveaway!! (giveaway closed)

Team Oberg September 10, 2012 at 4:01 pm -

Seriously? It is way too much pressure to be funny on command! I would def go for anything chocolate based, but you probably shouldnt give me the coconut butter…you’ll only be an enabler

Stephani Snow September 11, 2012 at 6:44 pm -

You had me at “giveaway” & “macadamia nut cookie.” Slurp.

Jill D. September 10, 2012 at 4:01 pm -

I would love to try the Honey Pecan Pie!! :) Great giveaway – I’ve been hearing a lot about her products lately!

Rachel S. September 10, 2012 at 4:02 pm -

MMMMMMIdnight MMMMMOcha!! MMMMMMMM!!!!

Beth September 10, 2012 at 4:02 pm -

I would try the midnight mocha. Ever since I’ve been doing paleo, I’ve tried to stay away from coffee/caffeine. There are times when I want coffee so bad it makes me jittery!

megs September 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm -

I was just talking about this with a friend last night! Its a sign I am destined to win and eat vanilla cake batter.

Please please please

Robyn May September 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm -

Wow, this nut butter looks amazing!! I really want to try the Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter cup recipe on Nikki’s site!! Fingers crossed!!!

Brianne Kemp September 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. Duh.

Jess Wright September 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter!!!

Leslie September 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm -

I got nothin funny… too much pressure. But I must try the midnight mocha… with or without your help.

Morgan September 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm -

holy moly. if i could rub any flavor all over my body it would probably be the vanilla cake batter. anything cake batter flavored is BAD NEWS for me. i love it.

Rachael Wendt September 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm -

Oh man… I want to try them all. But I think I’d want to try the vanilla cake batter first! Mmmmm.

Sara Hayman September 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm -

I am fairly new to paleo and need all the help I can get!!

JT September 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm -

I really really really would like to try the Coconut Butter original flavor…I think the kids will like it!

Jessica September 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter of Course. I love your blog more then a fat kid loves cake :) Joking of course!

Brittany September 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm -

I’d definitely have to try the birthday cake flavor and the midnight mocha because there is nothing I love more than some birthday cake and mocha coffee flavored anything, but lets be forreal, this whole paleo thing is getting in the way of my fat kid eating habits:) #Ijustwanttohavemycakeandlooseweightto :)

cheryl September 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm -

I would love to try any of them, they all sound amazing!!!

Stacey @ Starpulp September 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm -

I liked Nikki’s on Facebook!

Thu September 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm -

Midnight Mocha. At midnight. Off someone’s hot body.

(Um, okay, not really. More like “on the couch, in my sweats, watching Netflix”)

Kate D. September 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter would likely change my life.

Amanda M. September 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm -

Oh my nutbuttergasm!! Can I try the sampler pack? :-P The Midnight Mocha looks really good.

Lindsey September 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm -

I would totally try the vanilla cake batter. Or maybe the cashew. Although macadamia nut sounds like my favorite cookie. EEK! What’s a girl to do. SAMPLER :)

Carrie @ poet in the pantry September 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm -

I can only pick one? I guess that would be Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie… though they all sound delicious!

Becky @ The Paleo Combo September 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm -

Pick one? Seriously impossible but I will try my bestest. Just for one minute I will abandon my love for chocolate and throw myself a curveball and get crazy with the Vanilla Cake Batter!

Andrea Zeiler September 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm -

Good Lord all of them!!! However the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie is a must. Finding gems like this make me happy!!!

Gretchen September 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm -

vanilla cake batter…sorry, it’s Monday…is being funny on Monday even allowed???

Britt September 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm -

Yumm…Midnight Mocha for sure. So I did Tough Mudder this weekend and was shocked in the as* in the electric eel. For those of you who have done TM, I was basically shocked in the butt by a live wire while my friends watched and laughed hysterically. Now I need to make some paleo treats with this coconut butter to make myself feel better, or put more fat in my butt so I feel like pain.

Britt September 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm -

feel less pain*

Stacey @ Starpulp September 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm -

I would want to try Vanilla Cake Batter or Macadamia Nut Cooking! They all sound delicious, honestly!

Angela September 10, 2012 at 4:09 pm -

Totally liked. I would have loved it if I could have. And I’m dying to try the midnight mocha…cause my man is dark brown.

Ohh, did I just go there? Yeah, I did.

Holli September 10, 2012 at 4:10 pm -

Bears love honey (pecan pie) and I’m a Pooh bear

So I do care, so I’ll climb there

I’m so rumbly in my tumbly

A time for something sweet!

Annie September 10, 2012 at 4:10 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter!!

Jennifer September 10, 2012 at 4:10 pm -

OMG, I have never met a cupcake that I didn’t love and devour! But of course, they only hurt me in return. Chowing down on some of the yummy Vanilla Cake Batter butter could help ween me off the tasty little temptresses! Just thinking about them has me planning where I’ll get my next fix!

Laura Wood September 10, 2012 at 4:11 pm -

I could see myself sitting on the floor in the corner of my dark room with jar and spoon in hand looking like I just stole something, hiding the midnight mocha from the rest of my family

Missy McDonald Silassy September 10, 2012 at 4:11 pm -

I would love to try the Honey Pecan Pie…

and I would totally take it to Thanksgiving dinner and thoroughly enjoy savoring it, in a very unlady like fashion, in front of everyone. Causing everyone else to second guess their very non-paleo desserts.

Stacy September 10, 2012 at 4:11 pm -

What the hell? Cake Batter? Yes, please! Would it be bad to just eat that with a spoon?

Tiffany Austin September 10, 2012 at 4:11 pm -

I would literally bathe myself in Vanilla Cake Batter and Macadamia Nut Cookie. Do you know how long its been since I had a COOKIE?! I am seriously drooling thinking about it. Better get myself a jar stat, or else it could get ugly on my run later.

Jennifer Huggins September 10, 2012 at 4:11 pm -

I need the Midnight Mocha. I am a mother of three boys, three dogs, one husband. My days are spent cleaning up figurative and literal “poop” that does not belong to me. I need a guilty pleasure for when all the crazies go to bed and I have a minute to myself. And I would NOT share.

Lisa Roberts-Mudgett September 10, 2012 at 4:11 pm -

I would choose Vanilla Cake Batter, after all, cake batter IS one of the essential food groups – meat, veggies & fruit, nuts & seeds, cake batter! YEP, I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes!

Sheena September 10, 2012 at 4:12 pm -

I “liked” on facebook. I have a severe nut allergy, and it’s hard to eat Paleo, but I make do…and although all the flavors sound awesome…Vanilla Cake Batter would be one of the few I can have!!! I love your blog, very entertaining and full of AMAZING recipes!! Thank you : )

VERO September 10, 2012 at 4:12 pm -

i would want to try mmmmm……….all an my son to he is n GAPS

Fay September 10, 2012 at 4:12 pm -

OMG, chocolate hazelnut brownie coconut butter. YES! Oh, baby. Sounds like something that might end up in a “Dear Playboy” letter…..total food porn, in more ways than one right there!

Nicki September 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter fo sho!!!! Anything that tastes like uncooked baked goods is heaven to me :-) Thanks Juli for keeping me on track and inspired.

Jenny September 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. My hormones are demanding it.

Alan September 10, 2012 at 4:15 pm -

Midnight mocha. Because I need more sources of caffeine to stay up late at night doing homework.

Karen September 10, 2012 at 4:16 pm -

Wow, so hard to choose! Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie caught my eye right away though!

Jessi September 10, 2012 at 4:16 pm -

oh my goodness, Im suppose to pick just ONE flavor!? gotta go for the midnight mocha, sounds like a must.

Nicole September 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm -

Holy balls!! I would try Midnight mocha!! (when I read your post I laughed out loud when you said holy balls. NOw I have to refrain from saying it in front of my kids which will be a difficult task because it is fresh in my mind. Thanks.)

Meredith September 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm -

I had the same problem :) At the last second, I substituted “Holy Cheese!” because my kids love Swiss (blech!) and that is what they call it. It’s now this week’s go-to expression. I’m over it.

PS – CASHEW makes me CRUMBLE! Seriously.

Kristie Welliver September 10, 2012 at 4:18 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter sounds real good!

Mary Kay September 10, 2012 at 4:20 pm -

I would love to try midnight mocha. Why? Because it sounds like it has chocolate and coffee and who wouldn’t love that. Now if they had one with wine in it, naw, even though I love wine I think that would suck. Midnight Mocha it is.

Alicia September 10, 2012 at 4:20 pm -

I will give Nikki and Andrew a round of applause…..booty clapping…if I get to taste Nikki’s Coconut Butter. Just the idea of Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie….makes me want to booty clap! ;-)

monica September 10, 2012 at 4:21 pm -

vanilla cake batter!!!!!!!!!!! sounds so good!

Kate September 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm -

I am smack-dab in the middle of the 21 day sugar detox, and I am a crazy person because of it. How did you possibly convince me to do this, Juli? I’m blaming you for the cravings but thanking you for my rapidly shrinking (in the good way) ass. Also, being allergic to raw apples/raw almonds is NOT HELPFUL when you are trying to rock this no sugar thing. you should see the pistachio graveyard that I leave in my wake. But, erm, hello? a giveaway for some pretty amazeballs looking coconut butter? I think if I win this, I’m going to eat the entire container of Mocha Madness in one sitting. Either that or the one that says “brownie”. Simply because it has the word “brownie” in it. Crap, now I’m thinking about brownies. ::sigh::

jami Orris September 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm -

Honestly they all sound delicious but I’m a sucker for pecan pie as well as anything chocolate, or cake batter, ok pretty much all the flavors i would try

Holly September 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm -

Liked on FB? Check
Flavor? Vanilla Cake Batter
Hilariousness:
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary…. whoa, to inappropriate to share, yes even here. Just google it to find out the ending.

Ttrockwood September 13, 2012 at 3:09 am -

1) Liked nikkis on facebook! (terri)
2) cashew crumble coconut butter?!?! Whhooaaaahhhaaa.
Do i get a spoon with the jar if i win?

Courtney Yin LaVoie September 10, 2012 at 4:23 pm -

Hawaiian girl must have Macadamia Nut Cookie. What is more Hawaiian than Coconut Macadamia Nut Cookie Butter?! ;)

Becky September 10, 2012 at 4:24 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter!! YUMMMM cake!

Liz N. September 10, 2012 at 4:24 pm -

Juli, you know me. I am a baking girl so I would love to try Vanilla Cake. That sounds so good!

Pia Marie September 10, 2012 at 4:24 pm -

Honey Pecan Pie. No ifs, ands, or but’s. Well, wait. There might be butts. Especially if I get hooked on them and eat a jar everyday. Then my butt is gonna grow.

Louise Baker September 10, 2012 at 4:25 pm -

Cashew Crumble, for sure!!!

Dawn September 10, 2012 at 4:25 pm -

I just found your site last weekend after going Paleo about 3 weeks ago. I would love to try the Midnight Mocha, maybe it would curb those chocolate cravings. Loving your humor. Pick me, pick me, I wanna win!!!

Misty September 10, 2012 at 4:26 pm -

So I’d try each & every one. I just can’t make up my mind. But the real question is: how big are the jars? I need to find some hiding places!

Team Oberg September 10, 2012 at 5:57 pm -

Your dont need to hide the jars from anyone, just eat them all in one sitting and the problem will be solved

Evangeline September 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm -

Dear Juli,

First of all, you are a horrible person for putting on a giveaway and asking us to choose 1 flavor. It’s like asking me asking you to give up dark chocolate – yes its that horrible of a choice to ask anyone. So with that in mind, if you’re not a horrible person, the SAMPLER (hint) would be the BEST giveway (can I get a ‘hell yeah!’ sound off from everyone here please?)

But since you’re a horrible person, I went ahead and close my eyes and chose the Macadamia Nut Cookie only because I know both my four year old daughter and I will buy Texas size spoons from the local grocery store (yes we have them down here) and sit down in front of the TV and probably eat the whole thing in one sitting.

If for some reason they’re out of those, I do not mind receiving Midnight Mocha instead. I know its going to traumatize my four year old to see her mother licking the entire jar like it’s no tomorrow and not share it with her (because of caffeine content) but I’ll make sure to document it on my diary so that when she’s grown up she’ll understand that I did all for this giveaway that you orchestrated.

In all seriousness Juli, I was kidding. You are a great person and you told us to be funny so I hope I made you laugh your ass off for a Monday because if not you can mark me as a spammer and just delete any incoming email from me :)

Your 100% holy balls fan,
E-

katrina September 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm -

Wow, any of these would satisfy my sweet tooth!!

Honey Pecan Pie is my pick! Can I fool my husband into thinking its really pie?

Grace Lin September 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm -

Midnight Mocha

For those coffee-less days
and the whole world seems like a haze;
I know not to worry,
I’ve got Midnight Mocha by NIkki!

Oh man.. poem fail -_-

Annie September 10, 2012 at 4:28 pm -

Liked on facebook! Thanks for hosting the giveaway! I’m a chocoholic so I’d have to pick Midnight Mocha or Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. I imaging it tastes like Nutella, which I’ve been trying to stay away from because OMG SUGAR MAKES ME HYPER. I’m sure you understand.

Catherine Winter September 10, 2012 at 4:28 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter! I can only imagine the possibilities! You’ll just have to keep me from eating it straight from the jar!

Judi Ekman September 10, 2012 at 4:28 pm -

I would try Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie…I imagine it tastes like a brownie frosted with Nutella…nuff said!!

Alex September 10, 2012 at 4:30 pm -

I would definitely love to try the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. I’m a sucker for all things chocolate and hazelnut.

Angie September 10, 2012 at 4:30 pm -

I would be in heaven with the Vanilla Cake Batter! I have been trying to find my way with Paleo for about 1 1/2 months and find that I still struggle with sugar addiction. I WILL GET THERE THOUGH!!

Rita Byas Barnes September 10, 2012 at 4:32 pm -

Holy balls is right. Holy balls of Honey Pecan Pie. In my mouth.

Kristin W. September 10, 2012 at 4:33 pm -

I would love to try Vanilla Cake Batter and Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie and the Mightnight Mocha…oh wait you said just one…..mmm still can’t decide. Thanks for the giveaway.

Kim September 10, 2012 at 4:34 pm -

Well, if I really can’t try them all and must absolutely pick one, I guess it would be Macadamia Nut Cookie. No, Midnight Mocha. Wait! I change my mind: I want to try the Vanilla Cake Batter. No, let’s go with Macadamia Nut Cookie. Yeah, definitely the Macadamia. :)

AmyD September 10, 2012 at 4:34 pm -

I would try the vanilla cake batter – holy yum!!

Natasha Rutherford September 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm -

I would definitely try the cake batter!! As someone new to following the paleo diet that would do wonders for my sweet tooth!!

Evelyne Rivera September 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm -

Midnight mocha sounds delish!

John Velez September 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie or Macadamia Nut Cookie would probably send me into orbit from the deliciousness that my taste buds would feel!!! Sounds outrageously good!!!

meghan September 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm -

so… i’m pretty happy about this giveaway! i discovered Nikki’s Coconut Butter last week AND i was going to try and pick one flavor but it wasn’t humanly possible! the SAMPLE package is a MUST!!! checking out that website is salivation station! (ok if i HAD to…it’d be pecan pie!)

Jen Harmon September 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm -

Totes liked that FB page.
Would eat the hell out of Vanilla Cake Batter.
Ps, ever heard of dogshaming.com. That ish will make you laugh.
My favorite for today: http://dog-shaming.com/image/31150934910

Sheena September 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm -

this needs to be in my house stat. if i win, chocolate hazelnut brownie is def my top choice, with macadamia nut cookie coming up second. i need some healthier substitutes for my nutella and biscoff addiction. srsly.

Christina September 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm -

I would love to try them all, but since my son is severly allergic to all nuts it would have to be the Vanilla Cake Batter for sure!

Maura September 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm -

Macademia nut cookie!!

Taylor September 10, 2012 at 4:37 pm -

Channeling my inner 50 Cent as I currently sing:

Go shawty, it’s yo birthday
We gonna party like it’s yo birthday
And we gon’ eat this buttah like it’s yo birthday
But really it ain’t even no where near my birthday (whoops)

You can find me in the store,
searching for some more
Look Jules I need the jar
if I want a birthday score.
i’m into cake, rawr
I already want some more.

(I know you just sang this in your head to the tune of “In Da Club”)

Peace out from the whitest white girl out there,

Taylor aka T Loaf (yes, I generated my own rap name from myrapname.com)

Sarah September 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm -

It IS my Birthday!!!! That’s why I want cake batter but…. you should win Taylor because this song is AWESOME and stupid funny!!!!!!!

Sharon D. September 10, 2012 at 4:37 pm -

Midnight Mocha. Hello, it has the word mocha in it!!!!! Since my ugly break-up with Starbucks, this could be my new bff!

Amanda P September 10, 2012 at 4:37 pm -

Would like to partake in the pecan pieeeeeeee. Then inevitable mouthgasm. But not all fakey like Meg Ryan.

I really miss pie. And starbursts? Whoa I dunno that just happened.

Lindsay F September 10, 2012 at 4:38 pm -

Holy hell! Sharing this might be the worst thing you’ve ever done (not counting your pumpkin waffles, banana bread french toast, mexican burgers, buffalo chicken meatloaf, omg im drooling). I can already see how this is going to turn out…I’m going to get a jar of this coconut butter and im going to grab a spoon for “just one bite” that is going to turn into about a hundred bites and a tummy ache! But I’m going to enjoy every delicious bite (until the tummy ache part of course)! Oh and I have to start with honey pecan pie because fall is in the air and nothing says fall like pecan pie!

Lindsey Gray September 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm -

Would love the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie!!!

Renee C. September 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm -

Yummmmm! Definitely the vanilla cake batter so I can dream about diving head-first into a yummy bowl of cake batter every time I eat it:)

Mandy September 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm -

I just dropped a very loud “Holy Sh*tballs!!!”. These look freakin phenomenal. Chocolate Hazelnut brownie would be the first place I’d start and I’m sure that jar wouldn’t last for more than a day!!!

Marcia September 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm -

Midnight mocha for my midnight snack please :)

Allie September 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm -

Liked on FB. Vanilla cake batter, duh!

But the best part is that my friend sent me the link to this site last week, I just checked the email this morning, and I literally copied the link to send to you on FB when I saw that you were one step ahead of me!!! Craziness!

Therese September 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm -

Well Holly used the joke I was going to use. So here’s another one: What did the coconut say after the yogi cracked it open for some coconut water? “I’m feeling a little empty inside.”

Not funny. Lame. Whatever. I really just want some cake batter coconut butter!

Tiff September 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm -

Julz,

I’ve been reading your bloggie for about 9 months now. That’s the longest relationship I’ve ever had. And we’re solid. I’m not straying from you or your written words anytime soon.

But girl, if you give me some Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie Coconut Butter, you might as well slap a ring on my finger and call me Tiffany PaleOMG Bauer, because I’m yours.

Melissa September 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm -

Wow! Friggin awesome flavors! Do I have to choose??? I want them all!!! But, if I must :). I would love to scoop up some Mocha Midnight or Vanilla Cake Batter. Goodness, some days I really miss a good cake & a good coffee!

debski September 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm -

Ok…so I am not funny or witty in anyway so I feel like I am setting myself up with failure here… but If I got a jar of the cashew crumble, I would love it so much I would want to bathe in it. My husband said he would not object.

Abby September 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm -

I want a jar of the vanilla cake batter and a spoon. And probably a good Disney movie.

I used to have a bad habit of doing damage on a jar of vanilla frosting ….. this would be a slightly less gut-wrenching (but not in the Nicholas Sparks tearjearker way) means of accomplishing that same tastiness.

Beauty & the Beast and Vanilla Cake Batter Coconut Butter. Lets make that shit HAPPEN. Boom.

Tiffany S September 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm -

“Insert joke here”…Honey Pecan Pie por favor!!!

Stacie September 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm -

I would LOVE to try all but I’d say Vanilla Cake Batter sounds yummy….. but I’m not going to lie, I have a feeling that I’m going to be standing at my fridge at 2am eating spoonfuls… I may be superwoman in the gym, but even she has her kryponite and mine goes by the name of NEButter.

Brooke September 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm -

I need this in my life!! Vanilla Cake Batter!!

Jenny Tinjum September 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm -

I would try midnight mocha or vanilla cake batter…Oh heck, can’t decide and I would eat the whole jar in a sitting regardless of the flavor! Liked the page!

Heather September 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm -

Prob the cake batter or mocha! Way too many to choose from. Think i might eat the whole jar

Megan September 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm -

Oh man!!! How can I possibly choose what flavor I would like the best??? That’s like asking me to decide if I would rather go shoe shopping or dive into a delicious cupcake….can I do both? Okay, if I have to choose I think it would have to be the cashew crumble or the honey pecan or maybe the macadamia nut…huh, that was more than one. Ooops.

Stormy McCartha September 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm -

Really I have to pick a flavor? They all seem so yummy. If I had to pick one I would say the chocolate hazelnut or the vanilla cake batter… but really I wouldn’t mind trying them all!!! But good luck!!!

karen burg September 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm -

I had no idea that Coconut butter came in different flavors! Who can choose just one???? I WANT THEM ALL!!!!!! (GO BIG OR GO HOME!) :)

Elizabeth September 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm -

Non-witty answer: Midnight Mocha.

Betty September 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm -

I would love to try the Vanilla Cake Batter — I am keeping it low carb and it has the fewest carbs. Plus, it sounds delicious!

Michelle September 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm -

definitely the vanilla cake batter. i remember growing up and my mom making the boxed cakes (i know i know…but didn’t all moms do that?)… me and my 3 siblings would FIGHT over being able to lick the bowl clean or the beaters. always the most well behaved (at that moment in time) got to lick the bowl with the spatula b/c that was the MOST cake batter you could get. the losers, i mean the remaining two siblings, each got a beater to lick. ahhhhhh…not only will this vanilla cake batter KICK ASS and be so much bettER/healthIER/yummIER, but it will make me think of mom, growing up, and back in the day when i hated my siblings (wait, is that a good thing to want to remember?). anywho…

Danielle September 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm -

Ok, I think vanilla cake batter….or chocolate hazelnut brownie….heck, I wanna try both! I gotta check them out!

sommer September 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm -

macadamia nut sounds amazing

Jennifer September 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm -

Today is my first day of the 21 day sugar detox diet, please send me the chocolate hazelnut brownie so when I finish I can slather it all over my body and roll around in chocolate chips……..and to make up for the fact that it”s just cruel to post some sh*t like that when I can’t have it.

Adam Scheinberg September 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter for me, please!

The chocolate hazelnut brownie sounds incredible too, but the cake batter sounds most adaptable.

Thanks to PaleOMG and Nikki’s for offering this!

Erin September 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm -

Midnight Mocha for me….up with a new little one AND training for a triple marathon…..Hit me mocha one more time =)

Megan September 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm -

Vanilla cake batter because I broke my wrist last night attempting a box jump in flip flops [while boozing]. Vanilla cake batter would make me feel better!

Jennifer September 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm -

Vanilla cake batter for sure, Paleo + cake batter in a delicious butter what could possibly be better?

Drew B. September 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter!!

Nora September 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm -

I am in Ireland for the semester. I have not happened upon ANY nut butters. I saw this and started salivating.

I probably wouldn’t have the slightest problem finishing a jar of the honey pecan pie in one sitting. If I knew that was waiting for me at home, there’s a good chance I’d ignore my friends and family until I’d had my fill of that coconut butter.

Brooke September 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm -

Oh my…I would love to try the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. Mostly ’cause my best friend is knocked up and she’s craving it. So I might share. But maybe not. She might hit me over the head and steal it. I guess I should just tell her about this giveaway and let her try to win her own. But then what if she wins and I don’t? Choices…

Brooke September 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm -

VANILLA CAKE BATTER?!?!?! Whaa??? How is that even possible….I basically need that. Unfortunately I eat like a pound of almond butter a day because I really love to snack…but I dont love to make snacks….so obviously I eat almond butter…Having different flavors to choose from would be just phenomenal…

Nicole Magers September 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm -

There’s not many more option for funny comments, those above me are hilarious, but I really really want to win so I’m going to pick midnight mocha bc my treat is a mocha at one particular coffee shop with a green logo with coconut syrup added to it…for sure not paleo but hella amazing so maybe this will fix my minor addiction….maybe…

LindaB September 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm -

Would love to try Honey Pecan Pie!!! :)

pamrehal September 10, 2012 at 5:05 pm -

Vanilla cake batter…..mmmm….

Lori September 10, 2012 at 5:05 pm -

vanilla cake batter–and my order just shippe-woot woot

Adriane Munger September 10, 2012 at 5:05 pm -

beggar’s can’t be choosers…i’d take booger flavored coconut butter at this point:)

Kristin S September 10, 2012 at 5:08 pm -

Umm…how about I want to try all of them…at the same time!! Preferably via a hottie crossfit man feeding them to me with a silver spoon (or his fingers, you decide) whilst I lay in my hammock ;)

Betty September 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm -

Oops, I totally missed the part about making you laugh! I’ll try again: I would choose the vanilla cake batter because….. if
I were stranded on a desert (dessert haha) island….. the dessert I would most like to have with me would be a luscious vanilla cake piled high with vanilla frosting. Forget the life raft.

Makana September 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm -

My Hawaiian blood is coming out. I’ll take the Mac Nut Cookie!!!!!

Vivian Allen September 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter???!!?? GAG! …but seriously, yeah, vanilla cake batter.

Jessica September 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm -

Ohhhh snap. Umm Honey Pecan Pie, please! I’m from the south (so, naturally pecan pie!), and I’m completing my first week on the 21 day sugar detox. I mean, come oooonnnnn. This is a must. I need it. I want it. I must have it. My sweet tooth is P.O.’d.

Kim September 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm -

Remember when Jessica Simpson came out with that line of beauty products that were edible? Well I might reinvent that if I got to try the Vanilla Cake Batter. Rub some of that on instead of lotion and be like, “Hey fellahhs.” Maybe then after a WOD I will smell beautiful and enticing instead of like balls. I think I have unlocked the secret to getting men, JB.

Erika September 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm -

Midnight Mocha, all the way! I just discovered I’m allergic to almonds and cashews (and eggs *sob*)…after almost a year of paleo. Talk about bummed! I am on the look out for new products I can add to my diet and stay paleo.

Kim September 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm -

I can’t pick just one >.> So I’d need to try one of everything. Then I’d lay down and die out of sheer happiness. Then I’d wake up and go lift some barbells. Cause that balances it out, right? RIGHT?

Jessica September 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm -

Ohhhh snap. Ummm Honey Pecan Pie, please! I’m from the south, and I’m completing my first week on the 21 day sugar detox. I mean, come oooonnnnn. This is a must. I need it. I want it. I must have it. My sweet tooth is P.O.’d.

Christine September 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm -

How the heck am I supposed to pick just one when they all sound so delicious. I’m doing a whole 30 right now and I just want to print out pictures of the coconut butter and lick them. I’ve seriously been rereading the names over and over for a good half hour and I can’t even narrow it down.

renata September 10, 2012 at 5:18 pm -

Holly cow!!!!! Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie it’s like Nutella on a steroids. I WANT WANT WANT IT:) pretty please!

KateP September 10, 2012 at 5:18 pm -

I would try the Midnight Mocha! If chocolate and coffer are involved, sign me up! Maybe I would finally be able to kick my Starbucks habit! ;)

Brian September 10, 2012 at 5:18 pm -

These look awesome. I’d have to go for the Vanilla Cake Batter since it’s the only one without nuts and I’m trying nut free like you did for your skin. Although I would definitely go for any of those flavors on a cheat day! Pecan pie? Honey I’m from the south and that’s how we roll.

JenT September 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm -

I sent the Nikki’s link to my husband the other day with the message “Need this!”. His response? “Perfect anniversary gift!”(our anniversary is in a couple weeks). He is correct, of course, but let me win so he can’t cheap out! Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie, please and thank you.

Todd Gerringer September 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm -

I would love to try the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. I’ve never had coconut butter before and would love to find something gluten & paleo all in one.

April Srebnik September 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm -

I want to try them allllll!!!! But if I had to choose only 1, it would definitely have to be the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie!! OMG!!!

Emily Thomas September 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm -

effing vanilla cake batter. why? because when I was a chunker I used to crush cake batter food in all forms. specifically reminiscing about the coldstone birthday cake remix fat fest in a love-it bowl. im typing this whilst chowing down *read: crushing* on some (surprisingly paleo) raw chocolate covered mulberries. so on second thought maybe i SHOULDNT be chosen. just kidding. bring on the love tire.

Rebecca Parker September 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm -

Yummmm.. I would love to try the all of their flavors! Think I’m gonna have to order the sample pack but I would LOVE to try the Cashew Crumble first. Thanks so much!!

Tifany September 10, 2012 at 5:21 pm -

I want to make out with Honey Pecan Pie. This would be much more Paleo than faceplanting into a traditional Pecan Pie. :)

Dawnette Hahn Arsht September 10, 2012 at 5:23 pm -

MMMMM… Midnight Mocha!! Vanilla Cake Batter…..and…oh heck anything I would like to try, but not a huge fan of cashew butter… maybe I could be persuaded!! :)

Jessica September 10, 2012 at 5:23 pm -

Ohhh snap. Umm Honey Pecan Pie, please! I’m from the south (so, naturally pecan pie!), and I’m completing my first week on the 21 day sugar detox. I mean, come onnnnn! This is a must. I need it, I want it, my sweet tooth is P.O.’d, and this looks utterly AMAZING!!

Stephanie September 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm -

Hmmmm midnight mocha so I actually have an excuse to eat something at midnight. It’s what it said on the label….?

Janelle September 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm -

Oh good gravy… do I really have to choose just ONE? Okay, okay – Let’s go with the Midnight Mocha. That sounds AMAZING!

Julie September 10, 2012 at 5:26 pm -

I’m thinking Cake Batter for sure… or macnut… or pecan pie, — too many awesome flavors to pick one. Ok, gun to my head — mac nut, get in my belly!

Jenn September 10, 2012 at 5:26 pm -

Vanilla cake bater!

Josh Kelly September 10, 2012 at 5:27 pm -

I’d be all over that Midnight Mocha. I like my coconut butter like I like my women, made of coconut and chocolate…. err, well, just go with it.

Kelsey September 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm -

They all sound so good! I’d go with the vanilla cake batter first. Pre-baked goods are a weakness of mine. Last night I made and ate a bowl of cookie dough (it was decently paleo! it had cocoa nibs instead of chocolate chips!). Cake batter is an even bigger weakness. I just wrote weaness that time… weenis. Google says weenis is not a real word, and that it’s actually called the olecranal skin. But that sounds just as sketch, if you ask me. Help me fill out my olecranal skin! Feed me Nikki’s Coconut Butter!

Heather September 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm -

I’ve been debating between the chocolate hazelnut brownie and the midnight mocha, but since my boss says I’m required to drink coffee before work because it makes me a nicer person, I think I’ll have to go with midnight mocha.

Also, when I was a child, Jif used to make flavored peanut butters. My favorite was the chocolate PB, and I used to sneak the jar out of the house in my lunch bag. It tasted like pureed Girl Scout Tagalong cookies! I feel like, of all the flavors listed, midnight mocha will be the best paleo option for reliving that sweet part of my childhood.

Sara September 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm -

ERMAHGERD!!!! HERNEE PRECAHN PYE!!!!!!

jodi September 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm -

Gotta have the macadamia nut cookie. I really miss cookies. I’m ordering the sampler pack cuz I wanna try them all! :)

Dawn Burgess September 10, 2012 at 5:33 pm -

I would annihilate the Midnight Mocha…I’m already drooling over the Chocolate Mocha Bacon Brownies I would make with that goodness if I got my hands on it!!

Kelly A. September 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm -

I think I would probably take any of these, but I would pick Midnight Mocha first.

Shannon September 10, 2012 at 5:35 pm -

Vanilla cake batter would be my first choice. I so want to order a sampler pack.

Christina September 10, 2012 at 5:36 pm -

Liked Nikki’s FB and I gotta tell ya, I’m pregnant so have absolutely no say whatsoever in what I like but I’m getting some seriously strong macadamia nut cookie vibes from my belly. Totally not my fault, but I’m a sucker nonetheless! So, my fingers (and hers too, it’s a girl) will remain crossed! Thanks bunches :-D

Debbie September 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm -

I’m one week into a 21DSD, so those all look like heaven in a jar right about now. But I have to tell you, I was listening to The Splendid Table on NPR as I was out running errands yesterday, and she was answering a question about why chocolate is so damn enjoyable. (She probably didn’t use the word “damn” because it’s NPR and she’s all classy and stuff.) She was talking about how cocoa butter has three distinct components that all melt at a different rate, so eating chocolate is like a series of explosions of pleasure that last a long time. And then…THEN she said that she could only think of a few other things that provide that kind of experience. I’m pretty sure she was talking about S-E-X. Why am I telling you this? Because I think I should try the chocolate hazelnut brownie flavor. You know, for scientific purposes.

joanna September 10, 2012 at 5:40 pm -

jesus. i had a foodasm just reading the list of flavors. i don’t even know if i’d be able to handle actually tasting them without spontaneously combusting. but if i HAD to taste just one, i’d go with vanilla cake batter. i’d be lying if i said i never licked a bowl of flour, sugar, and raw eggs.

Steven Gray September 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm -

I’ve tried a few flavors, but I have not yet tried Macadamia Nut Cookie, and I would love to!

Haley September 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm -

Vanilla CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE (rhianna voice) :)

Crystal Foster September 10, 2012 at 5:43 pm -

Macadamia nut cookie! Yum

Erin Watts September 10, 2012 at 5:44 pm -

Uhhh….the Midnight Mocha… duh!!! Anything with Midnight in the title and involving chocolate you know it has to be delish…but they all sound marvelous either way!!!

Amber September 10, 2012 at 5:44 pm -

I would try tihe midnight mocha “b/c dark nuts in my mouth are delicious”…..that’s what she said.

dayna haynes September 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm -

these look awesome…would love to try them all!

Ali September 10, 2012 at 5:47 pm -

What an awesome give away. Supporting a small business of a crossfitting couple?!! Outstanding. The list of flavors looks outstanding, too. Like, I really have to narrow it down to one?
If you insist. I’d obvs go for anything with chocolate in it. You know how it is. So sign me up for the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. Uffda. Show Fargo some love, JB.

Brooke Carlock September 10, 2012 at 5:48 pm -

I once knew a girl named Juli,
whose giveaways were truly groovy,
some coconut butter,
which was like no other,
would seriously, like totally, behoove me.

Vanilla Cake Batter FTW!

Katie September 10, 2012 at 5:48 pm -

Um those sound absolutely amazing! I love me some nut butters…definitely want to try either the Midnight Mocha or the Vanilla Cake Batter. YUM.

Glenda September 10, 2012 at 5:50 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter!!!!

Crystal September 10, 2012 at 5:52 pm -

Well, there isn’t one I wouldn’t want to try…but if I had to pick just one, HAD to, I would say Honey Pecan Pie!

kathy scott September 10, 2012 at 5:53 pm -

Hi Julie

Definately, Pecan Pie!

Thanks Kathy from Ontario!

Olivia September 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm -

Vanilla cake batter! Yummmm

Elishah Moore September 10, 2012 at 5:57 pm -

Chocolate hazelnut brownie!!! I hope it tastes like nutella- my favorite and def very missed!

Noey September 10, 2012 at 6:02 pm -

cake cake cake cake! or chocolate!

Cristina September 10, 2012 at 6:04 pm -

I’m not even going to try to compete with the previous comments. I’m just not that funny.
And now I’ve scrolled down to the bottom of the page and I forgot all of the choices….so I’ll go with Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie because that’s what the last person said.

Robin September 10, 2012 at 6:05 pm -

My family and I have been doing paleo for 3 Weeks. The kids are loving all the new mesls. We would love to try the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. Thanks

Stephanie B. September 10, 2012 at 6:09 pm -

First off, let’s just say.. who doesn’t love Nut Butter in their mouth? I do. And you are a freak if you don’t! Second, I think Chocolate Hazelnut Brownies sounds totes amazeballs. k. byyyyye!!

Lori Bihler September 10, 2012 at 6:13 pm -

They all sound wonderful!!! I think I would like the Macadamia Nut Cookie. I love anything Macadamia!!!!
I just placed an order, cannot wait for it to come so I can try it.

Thanks,

Lori

Teri Milnes September 10, 2012 at 6:14 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter!
No, Midnight Mocha…
No! Vanilla Cake batter…….
But still mocha sounds awfully tasty too…
HMMM>……

Jennifer September 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm -

hellllooooo cake batter, git en meh belleh!

Courtney September 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm -

OMG…Vanilla Cake Batter…i’ll eat that until i crap sprinkles.

Chelli September 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm -

I would love to try the Chocolate hazelnut brownie mmmm

Robin R September 10, 2012 at 6:23 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie sounds devine! After a rough week I need a good paleo treat

Lay Lay September 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter! I LOVE cake and it’s pretty much all i cheat with so why not eat it guilt free with a spoon instead of paying $8 for a slice at me favorite cake place! I’m sure my husband would rather not go broke from my secret cake endeavors either :O) I also just saw the key lime recipe on their FB page and MUST try that!

Annie Bakaleinikoff September 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm -

Macadamia Nut Cookie. Now, please.

Sue H September 10, 2012 at 6:31 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie!! And I would hide it and sneak it and it would be mine, mine, mine. I would hoard it all to myself and not share with my husband or my sons because as soon as they even smell it or see it…GONE! Without a trace, even the jar. SO please choose me so I can have one thing to myself!

Dana September 10, 2012 at 6:33 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter, you know why! :)

Kelly September 10, 2012 at 6:35 pm -

OMG Vanilla Cake Batter for sure. I would probably be instantly addicted.

Amy @ The Drunken Pigs September 10, 2012 at 6:36 pm -

SERIOUSLY?!?!?! YOU WANT ME TO PICK ONE?!?!?!

I want to dive face first into every. single. different. flavor! they all sound so effing delicious!

Lisa September 10, 2012 at 6:37 pm -

Shut the front door! Vanilla Cake Batter. That sounds like heaven on my little taste buds.
Coconut is my jam these days, so I would pretty much scream in excitement if I won.

Lauren September 10, 2012 at 6:38 pm -

I would eat the shiz out of any one of these, but the vanilla cake batter sounds heavenly.

Lisa O'Driscoll September 10, 2012 at 6:38 pm -

I almost peed on myself with such excitement when I read about this giveaway today! Then I started drooling a little too. Then I told my husband and he had the same response! People around us did look at us kinda funny. I am in it to win the Vanilla Cake Batter flavor. My birthday is almost here and I would love to go primal with some Vanilla Cake Batter flavor coconut butter from Nikki’s….. in a PG-13 kinda way….maybe……. Thanks for the spotlight on another awesome Paleo product!

Andrea M September 10, 2012 at 6:41 pm -

I couldn’t figure out why my boyfriend giggled every time I talked about the nut butters I’ve made and consumed since I found your site. I’d go on and on about how much I LOVE nut butter and he’d just get up and leave the room laughing hysterically. Someone finally clued me in and I haven’t mentioned my love of nut butter since. But COCONUT butter… VANILLA CAKE BATTER COCONUT BUTTER now that’s something even my boyfriend can rant about!

Lizzie September 10, 2012 at 6:42 pm -

holy crap. i’m drooling. i recently discovered coconut butter only a few weeks ago and am obsessed. so obviously i’d want to try all the flavors….but i’m also obsessed with anything cake batter. so the vanilla cake batter is the winner. oh my gosh yum. i want it now.

katrina September 10, 2012 at 6:43 pm -

that hazelnut chocolate one looks de-vine! i cant remember the last time i had coconut butter… should remedy that!!

Rebecca September 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm -

Couldn’t resist or wait… just ordered my Midnight Mocha! I’m already thinking of some very creative ways to enjoy it. I’ll guess my husband will be ordering a LOT more in the future! =)

Chuck September 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm -

Mac Nut Cookie because I need a better alternative to the 12 I had yesterday…

Britannie September 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm -

I’d be pretttttty torn between Macadamia Nut Cookie and Cashew Crumble. Those sound ridiiiiiiiculous!

Laura September 10, 2012 at 6:45 pm -

all i want to do is swim in a pool of the vanilla cake batter flavor… similar to what they did with the spaghetti at the end of the movie “Patch Adams” only with coconut butter!!!

Jaime September 10, 2012 at 6:48 pm -

Chocolate hazelnut brownie! Mmmm brownie…

MGM September 10, 2012 at 6:50 pm -

I will need at least six spoons in my mouth, all with separate flavours, to stifle the sobs of my hysterical weeping because I live in the UK and can’t buy this over here.
I also have to distract my husband’s attention away from the tear-stains on his beloved Mac.
So the sampler pack would be ideal.

Anthony September 10, 2012 at 6:52 pm -

I would mac on some Macadamia Nut Cookie!

Deanna September 10, 2012 at 6:53 pm -

Batter up!! Vanilla cake batter — pitch me some!!

Heather BTV September 10, 2012 at 6:56 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter?? Seriously?? I wonder how many jars it would take to fill my bathtub so I can just wallow in it. With a straw. Until the tub is empty because I’ve sucked it all up. and then I’d probably just be sticky. But I would smell so nice, it wouldn’t matter all that much.

Hannah September 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm -

Sooooo, let me get this straight. I’m supposed to pick between, cake batter, mocha, and cookie flavor?? (sorry, cashew. I’m sure you’re delicious but you take a back seat in this lineup). Hmmm…I thiiink I would want the Macadamia cookie the most because I really can’t remember the last time I had a cookie. And that’s what I call willpower.

Jodi September 10, 2012 at 6:59 pm -

Chocolate hazelnut brownie for sure!

Liz September 10, 2012 at 7:03 pm -

Cashew cookie all the way! PS Juli, when you use raw honey, is it liquid or solid? I’ve used both but I never know how much to convert to if I’m using solid.

Jules September 10, 2012 at 7:09 pm -

get in my belly!!!!
i want to try them all. every.single.one.
but i think i’d start with the choco hazelnut brownie heaven on a spoon.

Candice September 10, 2012 at 7:10 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter; I need this shit so that when my husband comes home, and finds me laying on the ground with an empty jar in my hand and the dogs licking the butter off my hands and face, I can at least tell him it was Paleo and free.

Robyn September 10, 2012 at 7:10 pm -

Okay this is seriously what I been looking for. Don’t think i’m gross but since my boyfriend and I are both paleo we can’t just go licking chocolate syrup or whip cream off of eachother so we use almond butter or sunbutter lol I KNOW!!!!!! I would love to try Vanilla Cake batter, it would be the perfect dessert for in bed!

Molly September 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm -

Im not a funny person. I want macadamia nut cookie. Ps my autocorrect kept changing nut to butt for some reason, it’s cool that my electronic device is more funny than me.

Caitlin September 10, 2012 at 7:17 pm -

I want all of them mixed up in one big bowl. YUM.

JulieVK September 10, 2012 at 7:17 pm -

I’m doing a Whole30, and the words “Vanilla Cake Batter” almost made me cry.

Brooke Byers September 10, 2012 at 7:18 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter! Since starting Paleo almost 3 weeks ago, I have had dreams of eating bread & butter, pizza, and the most recent: buttercream frosting! If I could just have a taste of that vanilla cake batter, I am almost positive it will help with my cake cravings. I’m dying over here! *drool*

Elís Mar Einarsson September 10, 2012 at 7:19 pm -

Holy smokes! These look divine xD
I’d try the Macadamia Nut Cookie, although the Sample pack should be the standard!! I can almost feel how awesome it’s gonna be to try this for the first time… damn, off the fridge.. :|

Kiersten W. September 10, 2012 at 7:19 pm -

As a sleep-deprived mommy of a 4-month-old, Midnight Mocha PLEASE! I will spread that ish on EVERYTHING.

Melissa Joulwan September 10, 2012 at 7:20 pm -

This is awesome! Vanilla Cake Batter because I have an almost pathological love of vanilla-flavored things.

Jennifer P September 10, 2012 at 7:21 pm -

Nikki’s website is making me drool! This product looks like a little bit of heaven. My two year old and I agree that Vanilla Cake Batter is the way to go!

Liz September 10, 2012 at 7:23 pm -

Vanilla cake batter is calling my name. Who needs a spoonful of sugar when you can have a spoonful of coconut butter? Add some sprinkles and call it a party in my mouth!

Laura September 10, 2012 at 7:24 pm -

Vanilla cake batter!!

Bee September 10, 2012 at 7:27 pm -

They don’t ship to Canada. Waaaah! I hate everything!

molly gardner September 10, 2012 at 7:28 pm -

vanilla cake batter sounds almost amazing as a donut. if you knew my plight, then you’d know how serious that could be…

Brenda A. September 10, 2012 at 7:31 pm -

Hello Macadamia Nut Cookie!!! Come to mamma….come to mamma. :)

Allison Muhlbauer September 10, 2012 at 7:35 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie sounds DELICIOUS!!!

Mary Beth September 10, 2012 at 7:38 pm -

Did you hear the one about the pizza? … never mind, it’s toooo cheesy! OK, as a mom of 6, it’s the best I’ve got! I would love to put everyone to bed and sit down with a spoon (or the jar) of Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie, or Cashew Crumble… or any of these awesomely amazing sounding yummos!!

Julia September 10, 2012 at 7:40 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownies all the way!! One, because it sounds amaze-balls (duh.). Two, because I refuse to buy Nutella (because it’s not Paleo) but I’ve been sneaking spoonfuls from my roommate when I’m having a bad day (because it obviously doesn’t count if no one sees you eat it), and she’s starting to get pissed. So, please, pick me so that I won’t have to subject my pets to a broken home.

Vickie Cannoles September 10, 2012 at 7:44 pm -

Oh decisions… Midnight mocha to start with!!!! :)

jenn September 10, 2012 at 7:50 pm -

i liked the FB page.

i’m wondering, did you get your bad ass-ness from your dad or from this wonderful butt-er? see what i did there? hope you found it funny–snort.

i’d choose midnight mocha, hoping it was the darkest chocolate butter i could give myself, er my butt. it would be dangerous, though, as i do not have bad ass heritage or the will to be a crossfitter to combat what this might do to my ass. still, i’d enjoy it.

Mariah Dagupion September 10, 2012 at 8:05 pm -

You do realize that coconut butter is that one thing that I will wake up at midnight for and go take a huge spoon and lick right out of the jar, right? Am I the only one who does that? Dang these look good. I wanna try that honey pecan one. YAYER!

Jecka September 10, 2012 at 8:06 pm -

It’s a tie between Vanilla Cake Batter and Mocha! Both sound amazing… and maybe I’d mix them both together… “mocha cake batter”???!! Sounds good to me!

erin September 10, 2012 at 8:07 pm -

Simply: I would bathe in midnight mocha

Heather OBrien September 10, 2012 at 8:17 pm -

If the only way I get to have cake batter anymore is from Nikki’s coconut butter… Bring it! My ass will thank me later that it’s not the Real vanilla cake batter! Ugh, how I miss cake batter. Thanks a lot for reminding me….

Lisa Lawrence September 10, 2012 at 8:17 pm -

holy amaze-balls! they all sound so good! chocolate hazelnut brownie? yes! Honey pecan pie? yes! & cashew crumble…I can’t decide!

Olivia Aguilar September 10, 2012 at 8:17 pm -

Awwww, CrossFitting couple makes coconut butter and the guy names it after his girlfriend. How presh. Don’t worry, I’m not bitter. Sure maybe I kinda want to meet a nice CrossFit man who makes awesome paleo stuff and names it after me. In the meantime, I’ll hopefully be eating my sorrows away with some Midnight Mocha…It seems like a better alternative than tequila.

Nicci September 10, 2012 at 8:21 pm -

So Juli I have to tell you that you’ve changed my waist size (for the better!) with all of your awesome brands that you share! I’m super blessed to live in Southeastern Mass so I will be visiting White Lion very soon! In the meantime, I think that since my name is Nicci and I share my name with the founder I should get the hook-up! ;) OK, that’s lame. I would get the Midnight Mocha so I could throw down a spoonful before CF in the morning so I could get both my fat AND caffine before class! Thank You for rocking!

Erin September 10, 2012 at 8:22 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut brownie, or midnight mocha- flip a coin, and if i win, send me that one.

here’s something funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss&feature=player_embedded

Ashley September 10, 2012 at 8:25 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter >>>>> Boyfriend. End of story.

Lisa September 10, 2012 at 8:25 pm -

honey pecan pie. yummm!

BeckyM September 10, 2012 at 8:30 pm -

One of my pre-paleo cravings was cake batter. I would “make cupcakes”…aka eat half of the bowl of batter before maybe baking a few cupcakes. So of course, I would love to try the vanilla cake batter!! MMMMMM…

Brooke St John-Gomez September 10, 2012 at 8:30 pm -

How can one decide on a flavor? I want all of them, but I will settle (if you can even call it settling) on Vanilla Cake Batter. YUM!

Madeline September 10, 2012 at 8:34 pm -

Personally I’d like to try the Midnight Mocha, but I’d probably have to pick the Vanilla Cake batter since that’s what my husband prefers and I do plan on rubbing it all over and having him, um, clean up :)

Kristen September 10, 2012 at 8:37 pm -

I would like to try the Vanilla Cake Batter, that way I can have my cake and eat it too!!!!

Andrea September 10, 2012 at 8:38 pm -

Love to try me some Midnight Mocha coconut butter! YUM!

Janelle September 10, 2012 at 8:51 pm -

OMG I would definitely need to try the macadamia nut cookie one….or Honey Pecan Pie! sounds so delicious

Meag September 10, 2012 at 8:52 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter….my mouth is watering! I am already daydreaming about huge spoonfuls of this delicious goo (picture me begging for this, like a dog begs for beggin strips…gimme some goo!!!)

mary September 10, 2012 at 8:56 pm -

holy crap you have a lot of followers! Honey pecan please!

Remy September 10, 2012 at 9:07 pm -

Seriously? Butter to make my BUTT-er??? Yes!
Macadamia nut cookie.. because I’m not NUT-ty at all.

Kaydee September 10, 2012 at 9:12 pm -

Vanilla cake batter. Seriously? Heaven in my mouth if this flavor was mastered and is paleo. Nom nom nom!!!

Katie @ Peace Love & Oats September 10, 2012 at 9:17 pm -

Definitely vanilla cake batter!

Gertrude September 10, 2012 at 9:26 pm -

How in sam’s h3ll are you going to read all of these? I got tired just scrolling down…and my WOD is in an hour so thanks a lot. I’m a sucker for chocoloate, which makes me not at all unique, so I vote chocolate hazelnut brownie – the clear top choice. Go small business owners, woot! (I should point out that I’m not one of them, but mad props to those of you who are…get it!).

Gertrude September 10, 2012 at 9:35 pm -

PS – I love you like a fat kid loves cake! Paleo cake, of course.

De-Lila GoNzales September 10, 2012 at 9:30 pm -

Vanilla cake batter… Mmmm

Allison September 10, 2012 at 9:43 pm -

Honey pecan pie!

Dawn September 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm -

Honey pecan pie! I’m trying to come up with a vegan, gluten AND nut free dessert for my husband’s office. Two out of three, no problem. All three? Ridiculous. The thought of it makes me want to eat an entire jar of honey pecan pie coconut butter. I told him they’re getting a bag of apples.

Jamie P-M September 10, 2012 at 9:53 pm -

Anything hazelnut! oh they look amazing!

Jillian @DNA and Dessert September 10, 2012 at 9:57 pm -

Self proclaimed super sucker for honey pecan pie!!!

Brooke September 10, 2012 at 10:00 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownies sounds so heavenly!! Also, vanilla cake batter’s very appealing… heck, I’d taste ‘em all! I am more of a chocoholic while my husband is a vanillaholic…. so both would work for us without us fighting over it! :D

Teri September 10, 2012 at 10:07 pm -

Chocolate Hazlenut Brownie for sure – it just sound like delicousness!

Lynn September 10, 2012 at 10:10 pm -

Vanilla cake batter FOR SURE!

Nikki September 10, 2012 at 10:19 pm -

I liked it on FB! I would try vanilla cake batter. OH.. and my birthday is Sept 15th AND my name is Nikki so I really should win this one!! ;-)

andrea September 10, 2012 at 10:23 pm -

Well, seeing that I just caved and ate like 10 miniature Reese’s peanut butter cups, I clearly need help getting back on the Paleo bandwagon. The choc hazelnut brownie sounds delish!

If I win, I promise to never eat a pb cup again ;)

Heather September 10, 2012 at 10:24 pm -

Seriously?!?! That’s like asking my favorite CrossFit move!! Oh who am I kidding, Midnight Mocha sounds awesome. And squat cleans are my favorite, just don’t tell deadlift that…..

Michelle September 10, 2012 at 10:28 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter, but the Honey Pecan pie sounds AMAZING too. Basically I’ll buy, eat or make anything that is paleo and tastes like dessert!

Kim September 10, 2012 at 10:34 pm -

Midnight Mocha… Oh, I can hear a spoon calling my name. Not even gonna pretend that I would put this on a piece of fruit! This would be going from jar to mouth on my finger, but I do try to pretend that I am civilized.

LP September 10, 2012 at 10:36 pm -

Since my sweet boyfriend is moving away in a month, I need something sweet to fill the enormous void he’ll be leaving in my life. I’m thinking Midnight Mocha might an excellent candidate to be up to the task of filling that void this fall.

Abby September 10, 2012 at 10:44 pm -

Definitely Vanilla cake batter because 1) obviously. 2) probably tastes a lot better than other white substances that you can put in your mouth…

Awkward. Sorry that was obscene. I just really want some okay? Call me desperate.

kayla September 10, 2012 at 10:45 pm -

vanilla cake batter!!

Megan September 10, 2012 at 10:47 pm -

I would eat CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT BROWNIE so I can act like a fat kid without being fat :D

Kate September 10, 2012 at 10:53 pm -

Vanilla cake batter sounds divine!

Rodney O'Hara September 10, 2012 at 10:56 pm -

Knock knock…….

Bacon……

bacon a (paleo) cake for you party

Macadamia nut cookie
Sorry I missed you down in CA. I was passing through, but had to get home.

Minna Lopez September 10, 2012 at 10:58 pm -

Chocolate brownies…need I say more??? Mo coconut butta, mo betta!!!

Sara September 10, 2012 at 11:09 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownies….drool. I have been training for bodybuilding for about a year now and about 2 months out from competition and have been very disciplined in my eating. I love your website and have been obsessing on recipes to try for my next ‘cheat’ meal! I only recently found out that my cheat meal was to include a dessert as well. That means I have missed out on about 48 friggin desserts. wtf? Bring on the sweet stuff cuz mama is goin’ to town, lol!

MassachusEATS September 10, 2012 at 11:09 pm -

Vanilla cake batter, puh-LEEZE!!!!

Melissa @ A Girl Called Cake September 10, 2012 at 11:09 pm -

If I won this awesome giveaway I’d pick Macadamia Nut Cookie. I just made your thai coconut shrimp for dinner tonight. It was so good and now my husband wants to marry you.

Heather T September 10, 2012 at 11:17 pm -

Vanilla cake batter – and I will freeze it in the shape of a wedge of cake and eat it while hiding in the pantry at 11PM, like I’m doing something non-paleo BAD. Mu ho ho ha ha ha ha!!!! (that’s an evil laugh).

Shelley September 10, 2012 at 11:25 pm -

i just ordered the sampler pack. thanks for posting it on Facebook. can’t wait to try them!!

Aubrey September 10, 2012 at 11:31 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie, because, well…who doesn’t like nutty chocolate goodness? I can only imagine how this goody concoction will taste and the joy it will bring me and my tummy. All of the yumminess of tasty brownies without any of the awfulness of evil gluten. :-D

Abby Purdy September 10, 2012 at 11:31 pm -

Q: Why did the CrossFit affiliate fire the new trainer?

A: He didn’t know squat.

Q: How many CrossFitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to do it in record time. One to film it. And one to complain about proper form.

and Vanilla Cake Batter : -)

Victoria September 10, 2012 at 11:38 pm -

Oh Vanilla Cake Batter
How I dream of you at night
If only you were in my mouth
then everything would be alright.

My only goal in life
Is to win one of Juli’s giveaways
I hope that it is this one
So I can praise you everyday!

Now won’t you please understand
I’m a college kid begging on demand
That you provide me with coconut butter
So that I can stand

(if you don’t I’ll collapse of hunger because college kids can’t afford food… you remember those days don’t you? The hardship, the fear, the not knowing when you’re next meal will be!!! Or at least one that includes coconut butter…. JULI HELP ME!)

Amanda September 10, 2012 at 11:42 pm -

C’mon Juli,

Make a booty fatter with vanilla cake batter!!

Please?

Jenny September 10, 2012 at 11:42 pm -

Oh my stars. I would have to go with the vanilla cake batter. Because I’m a little fat girl on the inside, and cake is my weakness… and I just really want that in and around my mouth,

Brittany @ GOtheXtraMile September 10, 2012 at 11:46 pm -

I liked them on facebook!

Brittany @ GOtheXtraMile September 10, 2012 at 11:48 pm -

I thought I was the only one who said holy balls! Well, holy freaking balls I need that vanilla cake batter!

stephanie September 10, 2012 at 11:57 pm -

Wanna try the cake batter cause its my paleo-birfday!

Michelle September 10, 2012 at 11:59 pm -

I’m on a Whole30 right now, and I’m whipping up a little batch of flavored coconut butter every afternoon for a little treat. Having some pre-made sounds dangerously delicious. Both Vanilla Cake Batter and Midnight Mocha sound amazing, but I’m thinking that swirling them together would be mind-blowing.

jessie September 11, 2012 at 12:08 am -

I would love to try macadamia nut cookie!!

Deanna September 11, 2012 at 12:09 am -

Wholly Balls is RIGHT!!!! I think if I was lucky enough to win I would want the Honey Pecan Pie flavor because it’s my hubby’s favorite pie flavor and I’m thinking this butter would be fun to “use” outside of the kitchen … if ya know what I mean. Gives a new meaning to eating pie ; )
Truly though, I liked them on FaceBook and excited to check their product out – although a free jar would be sha-weet ~

Charity O September 11, 2012 at 12:22 am -

I would dump all of those flavors in one large bowl. It would be a Midnight Macadamia Cashew Batter Delight. It would be heavenly!

Amber September 11, 2012 at 12:29 am -

Vanilla cake batter. Are you kidding me?! Omnomnom

Catherine September 11, 2012 at 12:32 am -

ERMAHGERD ITS KOWKANUTBUTTAHHH :)

Erin garvey September 11, 2012 at 12:36 am -

Being a coconut fiend it is really hard to decide. I think I’d go for macadamia nut…mmmmmmm

Maria Carolina September 11, 2012 at 12:44 am -

We have to CHOOSE? That’s like choosing between your children (although I’m sure people do that too)! While I’m sure any of these would give me a mouth-gasm and send chills of delight down my spine, the macadamia is slowly drawing me in with its promising creamy, nutty flavour. Its chanting my name I tell you.

reluctantMANGO September 11, 2012 at 12:54 am -

Oh, sweet baby jebus, please send me some Midnight Mocha. I’ve been good. I swear it.

What?? I have!

Alisa September 11, 2012 at 12:57 am -

I was going to go with Macadamia Nut, but then I saw Vanilla Cake Batter and I started drooling…. and then I had to get a new keyboard because I just drooled over the first one… So I went to a lot of work to post this and beg you to let me win.

Patti September 11, 2012 at 1:05 am -

I would like to say that I’d like to try the Midnight Mocha. That way when I spilled some on myself as I am wont to do, it will blend right in with the bruises all over my body from doing a 10K Obstacle/Mud Run Saturday.
But I would be lying because the Vanilla Cake Batter is the one I’d really like as it would remind me of those amazing Vanilla Cupcakes I used to eat like like they were going outta style back when I was a Fatty McFatterpants.
By the way, I made the Easy Shredded Beef today. Holy crapballs was that good! Even better than the Chicken Enchilada Stew.

Rebecca September 11, 2012 at 1:05 am -

Vanilla cake batter pleaseeeeeeeee! I just want to eat it by the spoonfulls

Lauren September 11, 2012 at 1:13 am -

i want whichever flavors boys like the most. because i need to get a boy, like ASAP

Maren September 11, 2012 at 1:15 am -

Two jars of cashew crumble coconut butter are sitting in the fridge. One jar turns to the other and says “boy its cold in here.” The other turns abruptly and screams “holy balls, a talking jar of coconut butter!”

Jeremy Briggs September 11, 2012 at 1:15 am -

The comment conditions are to be funny but I’m trying to win this for my girlfriend. She is a new crossfit/cook/paleo-er and enjoys baking but hates all things associated with making coconut butter. She almosts refuses to make anything with it in the ingredients and thus is sometimes disappointed with the outcome. If there were a glazed donut option I would opt for it, her guilty pleasure and downfall, but instead mocha would be the safe bet or cashew, the only but she has learned to enjoy. A combo of the two would make a great snack in itself.

Zach September 11, 2012 at 1:18 am -

Has anyone said “I’ll coco, your nut butter” yet? If not, then that’s what I’m going with. And I’d choose ‘Midnight Mocha’ but only because it was my nickname in high school.

Sara September 11, 2012 at 1:19 am -

MACADAMIA NUT COOKIE

Megan September 11, 2012 at 1:20 am -

The brownie one. Because when I have wet dreams about food, it usually involves brownies.

Jennifer R September 11, 2012 at 1:25 am -

Chocolate hazelnut. Duh. I’m pregnant. I could burst into tears or hormonal rage if I don’t win. Boom. Pregnancy card.

Samantha September 11, 2012 at 1:25 am -

Honey Pecan Pie! Because I want to get a head start on my Thanksgiving 15. J/K! But the recent weather does have me wanting holiday treats in a bad way. ;)

Jenny B. September 11, 2012 at 1:28 am -

I would dive head-first into a jar of vanilla cake batter. For shizzle!

Jenny Ellis September 11, 2012 at 1:33 am -

Vanilla Cake Batter for sure! That sounds SO YUMMY!!!

Tessa September 11, 2012 at 1:34 am -

Oh my!!! Midnight Mocha sounds AAAAAMAZING!!!!

Meaghan @ Bambino Mom September 11, 2012 at 1:41 am -

Bah. I’m freaking out right now.

I just found your blog, and I am saying O.M.G. at every turn. Your recipes rock. And I’m on day one of paleo, so I could really use some assistance getting my pantry stocked with paleo essentials. If I win, I would try the vanilla cake batter fo’ sho’. I just feel like it could make every dessert recipe better. I just know it could.

My mouth is watering.

And I’m dieing to try it. The more I type about it, the more I think about it, the hungrier I get, and the more I’m praying I win your giveaway. Especially because I’ve never won anything like this before, so that’d be pretty cool.

Okay. That’s all I got. Crossing my fingers…

Kate September 11, 2012 at 1:49 am -

Law student am I
Too poor to buy such a treat
Yet I am craving

John September 11, 2012 at 1:57 am -

You already took the best joke: Holy Balls and Macadamia NUT Cookie

Jordan D September 11, 2012 at 2:10 am -

The vanilla cake batter flavor sounds wayyyy too delicious!

RuthAnn September 11, 2012 at 2:10 am -

Holy Coconut Balls! I need the macadamia nut one. I’d have to fight the children off to eat the whole jar myself, but it would be worth it. I’d hit them with my Mother of Year Award. Then the husband would come home, look forlornly at the jar and say “You ate the whole thing?”

yep.

Liz H September 11, 2012 at 2:17 am -

(Sing this to yourself with a little jingle to it.)
Coconut coconut coconut, I love coconut on my nuts.
Flava flava flava, I’d eat every flava.
Cashew crumble on my nuts, yum.
Vanilla cake batter in my vag, nothing better.
Midnight mocha, let’s do it all night.
Macadamia in my labia.
Mmmmmmmm coconut butter.

I have no idea how that ended up being so dirty. I really had such nice plans for it. But you’re kind of inappropriate, so I don’t think I’ll offend you.

Jennifer P. September 11, 2012 at 2:23 am -

They all sound so good! Does it count if I pick the sampler so I can try them all? :) If I have to pick one though, I say Macadamia Nut Cookie.

Erica September 11, 2012 at 2:28 am -

D. All of the above.

chrysta September 11, 2012 at 2:30 am -

oooo…too hard to pick. They all sound amazing! I think that I would try the cake batter though. Vanilla is one of my favorite flavors!

Rachel A September 11, 2012 at 2:31 am -

Macadamia Nut Cookie. With a spoon. To pretend like I was eating cookie dough out of a tub. For Mondays like today when my body reminds me just how much of a girl I am… Because the wine isn’t doing it without the cookie dough.

Arien September 11, 2012 at 2:36 am -

omguh. These sound amazing! How could I resist vanilla cake batter?

Rebecc September 11, 2012 at 2:37 am -

I would definitely want to try vanilla
cake batter :)

Rebecca September 11, 2012 at 2:38 am -

I like Nikki’s coconut butter on Facebook!

Marina Gilca September 11, 2012 at 2:44 am -

Midnight mocha.. what better thing to do at midnight than have mocha flavoured coconut butter?

Kerry September 11, 2012 at 2:52 am -

Vanilla cake batter! Please! Please! Please!

Kate September 11, 2012 at 3:06 am -

LIked the FB page!

Kate September 11, 2012 at 3:08 am -

vanilla cake batter. duhhhh

Valerie September 11, 2012 at 3:18 am -

So… have you seen the movie Julie and Julia? Well, I have been eating Paleo for four years, and when we started, I thought my life would be over… because I had no concept of how to make desserts. There were no websites with fun ingredients, and I felt lost…

THEN… I find paleOMG… YEARS later. And guess what? YOU ARE MY “JULIA,” Julie! My heart flutters at what yummy treat I can make for me and my husband whenever I go to your website… you have helped me be “me” on Paleo (years later). :) Yes, this may corny, but it’s true.

NOW… the giveaway.

There is a quote in Julie and Julia, that I am going to alter it a bit…

If I had thirty days to live, and I could eat anything, it would be coconut (ESPECIALLY coconut butter). Think about it. Everything that has a creamy, sweet, delicate flavor has one ingredient in it- coconut (many times coconut butter).

AND IF I WIN this amazing giveaway, my heart jump at trying to create some version of paleo macadamia nut cookies WITH Nikki’s fantastic Macadamia Nut Cookie Butter (mixed with Vanilla Cake Batter if I had two). OH, my life would be complete- period. :) Thanks Julie!!!

Pam C September 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm -

Too funny! I have already decided to make every recipe in the cookbook like Julie did.
New to Paleo and saved by Julie!!

Therese September 11, 2012 at 3:30 am -

Isn’t chocolate always the answer? Anything with chocolate!

Ivy September 11, 2012 at 3:33 am -

the midnight mocha sounds totes delicious.

Denise September 11, 2012 at 3:37 am -

Chocolate hazelnut brownies!! Gonna have to order the sampler, by the way everybody at work loved your zuchini apple muffin recipe!!!!

JUliet September 11, 2012 at 3:37 am -

Macadamia nut cookie!!

Margot September 11, 2012 at 3:42 am -

Liz H put into words my first thought s about these yummy coconut butters…why is it that yummy food and sex?

I think Midnight Mocha might just be the flavor that would make me happy and maybe my husband too, if we can keep the cats out of our room long enough to have fun with it:-).

Margot September 11, 2012 at 3:43 am -

I got distracted and didn’t finish my thought. I meant to say “Why do yummy food and sex go together so well?”. Sheesh.

heather September 11, 2012 at 3:52 am -

If I could only pick one I’d go with the cashew….but they all sound Amazballs!

Andrea Robinson September 11, 2012 at 3:56 am -

Well Hazel my Nuts and call me Brownie, I ‘liked’ it.

Andrea Robinson September 11, 2012 at 3:56 am -

Well Hazel me Nuts and call me Brownie, I ‘liked’ it.

Trish September 11, 2012 at 4:13 am -

Hi Juli! =)

I don’t have any funny jokes because I’m honestly not ever funny on purpose I just often say stupid things that other people find hilarious, or trip over stuff, or spill water cups every time I go out to eat… So yeah, no jokes.

BUT, I am in love with paleo and your blog and I love coconut and I love crossfit. I just did my very first crossfit competition this last weekend, the 9/11 memorial competition in Northville, Michigan and I somehow wound up placing 5th out of 48 beginner division women. Somehow wandered into the finals… Pretty cool. Watched open division women get their first muscle ups DURING the final WOD. Watched a dude drop a bar on his face and finish the WOD with blood literally running down his neck. SO BADASS. On a bit of a crossfit high right now.

ANDDDD I would love love LOVE to try the vanilla cake batter because I’ve never heard of anything that ever sounded more YUMMY.

pick meeeee! =)

dani September 11, 2012 at 4:27 am -

Vanilla Cake Batter. Or Honey Pecan Pie. Also, I like jewelery. Do tell.

teabagginit September 11, 2012 at 4:32 am -

I liked Nikki’s facebook page.

I would try the vanilla cake batter. But I’d add raw eggs to it – eating cake batter is only fun when there’s the danger of salmonella involved.

Mellisa September 11, 2012 at 4:34 am -

I’d go nuts for the Mac Nut Butter. Mmm Mmm Good!!!!

Kelly Zepeda September 11, 2012 at 4:35 am -

vanilla cake batter duh! who wouldn’t want to try that. sounds delicious!!!

Kelly Zepeda September 11, 2012 at 4:36 am -

what the what…vanilla cake batter duh! who wouldn’t want to try that. sounds delicious!!!

Corrie Anne September 11, 2012 at 4:51 am -

CAKE BATTER!!

Brittany September 11, 2012 at 4:51 am -

I want some Honey Pecan Pie flavored coconut butter — and you should pick me because I accidentally purchased refined coconut butter two days ago and it tastes like ASS! I need something better to replace it!!

Meghan September 11, 2012 at 5:11 am -

Mmmm, vanilla cake batter sounds like heaven in my mouth.

Chrissy September 11, 2012 at 7:28 am -

My email is chrissywonderland. I made it when I was 14 years old…everyone says it sounds like I’m a stripper. Well, this stripper loves coconut butter and is dying to try the Vanilla Cake Batter. ;)

Chrissy September 11, 2012 at 7:36 am -

LOL, that didn’t sound nearly as funny as I imagined…now I just look like a weirdo! Oh well. I’m sure some coconut butter would make me feel better. :)

Oa September 11, 2012 at 9:07 am -

I would try vanilla cake batter!

Gemini11 September 11, 2012 at 10:25 am -

I ordered the sampler pack, and as soon as I get it, I am gonna make a “suicide coconut butter” and mix ALL the flavors together!!!

Kim Byrd September 11, 2012 at 10:40 am -

What about all your loyal fans that have a huge fat kids on the inside, but no Facebook?! I don’t want to give my ex a reason to facebook stalk me, but the Midnight Mocha sounds like it would be worth the risk!

Cindy September 11, 2012 at 10:41 am -

Since I can’t have the chocolate flavors (boo hoo!) I would try the macadamia nut cookie or the vanilla cake batter. Thanks for sharing them with us. Gonna have to order some!

Donna Magrini September 11, 2012 at 10:56 am -

Spoon is ready!! Come on! Me! Me!! Vanilla cake batter please!!!!!

Amber E September 11, 2012 at 11:00 am -

Cashew Crumble, dude. Cashews are already my boyfriend, so if I’m cheating, I might as well keep it in the family.

Laura September 11, 2012 at 11:33 am -

Vanilla Cake Batter….because theoretically coconut butter is healthier than actual vanilla cake batter. but really I’m justifying my coconut butter addiction. Please donate to the Laura wants to relapse into coconut oblivion charity fund. Being a junkie is only half as fun with the normal stuff. Got to upgrade to the VCB!

yeah…so not funny. When I think about food I’m generally so overwhelmed with the actual thought of stuffing my face with nom noms that my normal hilarity is greatly stunted. My b, JB. Consider me anyway?

adventurepaleo September 11, 2012 at 11:39 am -

I’m a sucker for hazelnut and brownies… and chocolate for that matter. Eating chocolate hazelnut brownie coconut butter would be a delicious chocolatey party. I’d probably just eat it by the spoonful…

Kelsie September 11, 2012 at 11:59 am -

1) You’re hilarious. 2)Gimme dat butta. Since reading this yesterday I have been fantasizing about the Cashew Crumble, Macadamia Nut Cookie, and Brownie butter. Bananas, berries, and copious amounts of fruit bathed in any of those would be beyond delicious. GIMME DAT BUTTA

Tiffany September 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm -

Well since Im not gettin any here as of lately…well like 6mo now and since being single blows, I might as well make love to some Vanilla Cake Batter on a Friday night. I could use some sweet sweet lovin’. Yep that was just said.

Kristina September 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm -

HELL YEAH!!! What do you mean “which” flavor?? I want to try ALL of them of course.

dana September 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm -

honey boo boo child wants some vanilla cake batter coconut butter to go with her go go juice.

Julie September 11, 2012 at 12:17 pm -

Seriously? How can you choose? I would like midnight mocha to eat at night with vanilla cake batter for my birthday. But I also am nuts to try cashew crumble & macadamia nut crunch.

Tammy September 11, 2012 at 12:28 pm -

Really how can you pick just ONE!! But if I’m forced to I would have to say I would literally bathe in the CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT BROWNIE by diving in head first!!

Olivia September 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm -

so basically if i were the winner, I would eat any flavor of this. literally. even if it was dirt flavor….. okay maybe not. but seriously, I’m a stranded college student in the middle of no where with no health food stores and awful dining hall foods, aka living out of a fridge and microwave aka i’m ALWAYS hungry :(

Team Oberg September 11, 2012 at 12:44 pm -

Seriously this contest is not closed yet? I can’t wait any longer…I guess i will just have to buy several jars so I can smear it all over my body!

Valerie B. September 11, 2012 at 12:52 pm -

Macadamia nut cookie. MMM. Wow. They all sound delicious! Thanks for this opportunity! You’re so endlessly awesome. :)

lindsey burgstahler September 11, 2012 at 12:53 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter, Duh. Is that even a question??

Kelly R September 11, 2012 at 12:55 pm -

Hmmm – the vanilla cake batter of course!! duh! Though I would need to change the label to something like parsnip puree with sardine extract so my kids would stay away from it. Mom’s have a dark side too. :)
and btw – liked on FB

Reny September 11, 2012 at 1:06 pm -

Chocolate hazenut brownie all the way!!!

Natalie @ FreshLifeFindings September 11, 2012 at 1:09 pm -

I would want the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownies because I’d want to make one of the recipes from their site: Dark Chocolate Coconut Butter Reese’s Cups- holy yum. I want to roll around in this coconut butter it sounds so good.

Lorri September 11, 2012 at 1:26 pm -

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Scott R September 11, 2012 at 1:31 pm -

Faster than a bird
More delicious than donuts
Its the cake batter butter!

Often Haikus dont
Make sense when they are about food
Refrigerator

(that one does!)
but seriously, cake batter butter. love you!

Rebecca September 11, 2012 at 1:32 pm -

Liked on FB!
I want chocolate hazelnut brownie- just because it says chocolate. “choooooclaaaaate”- Sloth- The Goonies.

Alfred September 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm -

Midnight Mocha! And I would eat it at midnight. All of it. Before 12:01 a.m.

Ali September 11, 2012 at 1:45 pm -

OH wow. Vanilla cake batter sounds incredible!!

KimBoo York September 11, 2012 at 1:59 pm -

Midnight Mocha for me, because the only light in the world is a dark mocha one. NOMS

Jenny G September 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm -

The cashew crumble sounds deelicious. They all sound so good.

Kim September 11, 2012 at 2:05 pm -

So, it’s my birthday on the 28th which means I am getting older (gulp)!! I think that the cake batter coconut butter would be absolutely perfect!! Soooo…..you should pick me!!!

Neveen September 11, 2012 at 2:12 pm -

Since there’s no coconut crack flavor (or are all the flavors basically coconut crack?), i will go with chocolate hazelnut brownies. I would do any one of those separately, but since they’re all together, I will make sure to let my family and friends know that I will be disappearing for a while and not to look for me in the hall closet as i devour the entire jar myself. Oh, I pressed the Like button on their FB page.

Jeff R September 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm -

Vanilla cake batter sounds DEEELISH!

Jessica September 11, 2012 at 2:18 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter..obviously!! Who doesn’t want to bury themselves in cake batter?!

Miriam September 11, 2012 at 2:22 pm -

I would love to get a taste of the Midnight Mocha…and if you don’t pick me my father, the inventor of the Toaster Strudel will be very upset with you..and you don’t want that! So don’t be a Mean Girl :)

Amanda September 11, 2012 at 2:25 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter. Who are we kidding, I’m going to order it as soon as I get over my “I’m sort of angry that you are two found each other and are apparently so freakin’ perfect for each other that you whip up coconut butter in your kitchen then decided to get all industrious and create a business from it.” Smh. Why doesn’t this shit happen to me? Where’s my perfect kitchen-inclined man? And just as soon as I have it in my hand I’m going to set about to bastardizing it a-la Coldstone Creamery (come on, who doesn’t love cake batter ice cream?). Eat my feelings? No, I’d never do that….

Casey September 11, 2012 at 2:41 pm -

Cake Batter fo sho!

fiona September 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm -

OMG. Macadamia Nut Cookie pleasey wease!!!!!!! All these nutty butters look sooooo goooood…. ^______^

Shannon @ A Pinch of Ginger September 11, 2012 at 2:56 pm -

OMG I would want Honey Pecan Pie fo sho! Winning would cause me to eat it out of the jar and dance around my kitchen signing. The BF tells me my singing sounds like dying cats- I think it sounds like the next American Idol. :)

Lauren Udwari September 11, 2012 at 2:58 pm -

I’ll take one of each! I mean, I’ll take vanilla cake batter. Because to take anything other than something with the words “cake” and “batter” in it would be criminal. I promise to take a really really pretty picture of the coconut butter “in action.” Most likely atop this paleo banana bread I make almost every week. In fact, the piece I’m eating right now just whispered to me that it feels a little naked with out it’s vanilla cake batter dressing.

Laura September 11, 2012 at 2:59 pm -

If I were forced to pick one or two I would choose midnight mocha or chocolate hazelnut brownie. Eating Nikki’s must certainly be better (meaning normal) than my current mixture of coconut oil, melted chocolate and peanut butter or coconut oil dipped bing cherries, right? Who says THAT is not normal?! ;)

Dinah Sutton September 11, 2012 at 3:16 pm -

It would have to be the Honey Pecan Pie…that is my favorite pie of all time and since I haven’t found a good substitute recipe Paleo style…this would be the second best thing. Sorry I just couldn’t be funny while drooling for some HONEY Pecan Pie!

Daniella September 11, 2012 at 3:25 pm -

I want my vanilla cake batter and eat it, too. ;)

Bri Petersen September 11, 2012 at 3:28 pm -

Dear Juli,
First off… I don’t think you understand my obsession with coconut butter. My roommate hid my food processor for a week from me so I would stop keeping her up at night with the annoying scream of the blender…So I’m w/o my beloved butter..Another obsession, cake batter… OMG, our whole apartment is full of cake batter room spray/candles.. oops, can’t eat cake batter so I might as well smell it all the time. Since i’m a broke @$$ college student, I have no spending money to buy Nikki’s Coconut Butter:( So if I won, cake batter would be number one choice! Then anything else with nuts in it :)

Stephen Hughes September 11, 2012 at 3:32 pm -

Juli, I want to thank you for turning me on to Paleo. Through the magic that is Paleo, and your amazing recipies, I can now live life through my humble motto. “Buttholes; they are meant to be seen, not heard.”

I will accept Midnight Mocha as my reward. And I know I haven’t met you, and this is crazy, but if you send your number, I’ll call you…..maybe.

Heather from NC September 11, 2012 at 4:00 pm -

Chocolate hazelnut brownie for me since I am a recovering Nutella addict. Have you ever put chocolate nut butter on a sweet potato? If not, then you should do it asap. Trust me!

Stacy September 11, 2012 at 4:20 pm -

Oh, and Friday is my birthday, so you should probably choose me! (It might be the only treat I will allow myself during my first Whole30 month – why not make it a goodie?!)

Melissa September 11, 2012 at 4:21 pm -

Ohhhhhh, crap!! I just want to swim in the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie, especially now, since I’m doing a whole30:(

Andrea@simplylivinghealthy.org September 11, 2012 at 4:22 pm -

Oh my…yes, please! Midnight Mocha would be my FIRST try…followed by Macadamia Nut Cookie.

Brandy September 11, 2012 at 4:26 pm -

Oooo…midnight mocha for sure!

Amy September 11, 2012 at 4:31 pm -

OMeffinG this stuff looks delicious. Honey Pecan first, and then all the others! I’m imagining all the things you could spread that on! BTW….I made your apple zucchini muffins yesterday and they rock…and could only be better with coconut butter spread on top. And you should def pick me because Fri is my 35th bday. What better present that paleo yumminess in a jar!! :-)

Ashley Jurekovic September 11, 2012 at 4:44 pm -

Everyone’s comments are hilarious! I’m extremely indecisive and want to try every flavor… If I had to choose one, though, it would have to be Midnight Mocha! Anything coffee flavored is AMAZEBALLS!

Megan September 11, 2012 at 4:47 pm -

JB, I would try Chocolate Hazelnut Brownies. I should win because I have an addiction problem with Nutella and this would be a great paleo fix. I am serious – I lived in Italty for a semester and ate Nutella and cookies for breakfast every morning. This did not go well for me and then I found crossfit and paleo. And I just sprained my ankle on Saturday during warmup – dumb uneven ground and skipping don’t mix. So needless to say I am depressed b/c i can’t crossfit and I love chocolate. ANd i hate you because i never thought about getting dark chocolate covered almonds from the bulk section until i read your blog – I have no self control. SO you owe me in this time of need!

FALLON September 11, 2012 at 4:55 pm -

vanilla cake batter but they all sound amazing!

Tiffany September 11, 2012 at 4:57 pm -

Macadamia nut cookie!!!!! No questions. Sounds delicious.

Jeremy Rosen September 11, 2012 at 5:08 pm -

Mmmm… Cashew Crumble. Kinda sounds like “ball busting”, which is what I’ve been doing the last three months learning and keeping the paleo lifestyle. And I’ve been Crossfitting for almost a month now too…so I’ve been BALL BUSTING and I deserve some of this loving in my mouth! Like RIGHT NOW! So, pick me JB! I’m your biggest Instagram fan and I tag you in my foodporn posts inspired by you. If I win I’ll do my best JB dancing impression too, because you’re such a good dancer!

Minisa September 11, 2012 at 5:14 pm -

Just found your website while searching for paleo recipes that call for ground beef– I’m new to this lifestyle and to your blog. So far, lovin’ what I’m reading– in fact I’m planning on cooking up some Bacon Wrapped Rosemary Breakfast Sliders for the AM. I personally can’t think of a better way to welcome your new reader (muwah) than with a jar of Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie Coconut Butter– Awesome!

Erica September 11, 2012 at 5:17 pm -

Shall I say day 21 of the detox ends the day me and hubby leave for vacation. I would take the chocolate hazelnut brownie butter with me and here is where you can use your imagination – just put it this way, we haven’t been on vacation for a long long time and my older kids (19 and 22) were around all summer long – get the picture.

Sarah Matheny September 11, 2012 at 5:39 pm -

I would DEF love to go face down on some Vanilla Cake Batter coconut butter. I mean for real people.

Kristen Stevens September 11, 2012 at 5:41 pm -

HOLY BALLS. I want that vanilla cake batter delivered to my doorstep STAT!

Brittany @ unBearablyGood September 11, 2012 at 5:49 pm -

Holy heck Nikki’s coconut butter needs to be in my belly. But for real, it needs to be in my hubby’s belly. He’s in the desert in the middle east eating crap military food, I try to send him paleo goodies as much as possible but eating paleo over there is pretty much impossible. He would want the hazelnut brownie flavor for sure (I would want the cake batter, but this isn’t about me….) and I would try really hard not to steal it and not send it to him. Wife of the year- with-holding goodies from her deployed husband! Just kidding. I would never do that. I will just go order my own dang Nikki’s :-) LOVE your blog Juli- you’ve made my laugh on some days when I really needed to. Deployments suck, you rule.

Kari September 11, 2012 at 6:05 pm -

cashew crumble so my tummy doesn’t rumble… see what i did there? haha :)

Cindy September 11, 2012 at 6:09 pm -

mmmmmm nuts.. ( get your mind out of the gutter) oops I mean coconuts! I would love to get my hands on the cake batter flavor.. and when i do I’m going to somehow smash my face into the jar and eat the entire contents! yummo

Michelle September 11, 2012 at 6:16 pm -

All I know is after reading the title of this coconut butter: Vanilla Cake Batter
I want to make sweet love to it! A vanilla cake is a paleo’s dream! DAMNNNNNNNN! I’m about to break out into a sweat. HOLLA

val September 11, 2012 at 6:17 pm -

Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod. I have GOT to get this stuff in my belly! I’ve been craving all things peanut butter. So much so that I gave in and bought some peanut butter/coconut spread the other day. I made a deal with myself, saying it was okay because it was part coconut. I ate a quarter of the jar in one sitting and got a massive migraine. Love is pain and so is peanut butter.

Won’t you please give me something else spreadable that won’t make my head explode? Vanilla Cake Batter will do.

I haven’t tasted it yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s the nectar of the gods. Thank you.

Sam September 11, 2012 at 6:33 pm -

Like a true fat kid at heart, I need that vanilla cake batter asapronto!

Dani September 11, 2012 at 6:40 pm -

I’d shove my face in that Pecan Pie flavor so hard! Loving my new Paleo Lifestyle! (Week 2!Woot!)

meghan September 11, 2012 at 6:55 pm -

Pity Post: I got my car broken into window busted and purse (which basically holds my LIFE) stolen this morning while i was trying to be a good healthy and fit woman, practicing yoga at 5:30am! I wish I could PLEASE win Nikki’s Coconut Butter? I think it’s the only thing that will stop the tears! ug.
Sadly yet hopefully truly yours, in the name of Nikki’s Coconut Butter ~ MegHan

Joi September 11, 2012 at 7:14 pm -

Thanks for the giveaway, Juli. Btw, I love your recipes and would like to marry you (just don’t tell my husband).

Anyway, I’d love to try the mac nut cookie. Mac’s my fave!

Jessica September 11, 2012 at 7:23 pm -

I wouldn’t eat it, I would slather it on my body. Just kidding. I’d eat it. Macadamia nut all the way. Cause that shit is expensive, and I love free stuff.

kandi September 11, 2012 at 7:25 pm -

I’d love to try the chocolate hazelnut! Nutella is made of junk so it would be nice to try something healthier and still tasty!

Corisa September 11, 2012 at 7:34 pm -

I’d love to try the Vanilla Cake Batter ! I’ve never had coconut butter before but i’d love to win!

Debbie September 11, 2012 at 7:35 pm -

Seriously??!!? You want me to choose just one of these delicious sounding nut butters. That’s like asking me which I hate worse: wall balls or burpees.

Corisa September 11, 2012 at 7:35 pm -

liked Nikki’s on fbook!

Shiloh September 11, 2012 at 7:35 pm -

Their shiz is on back order. I want the midnight mocha. I know they stashed some product for you. Chocolate gives me infinite patience for stupidity. Kick down, yo.

Jennifer September 11, 2012 at 7:42 pm -

Definitely would have to pick Honey Pecan Pie. I am a sweets girl and I definitely miss eating a huge slice of pecan pie!!

Amy September 11, 2012 at 7:45 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter Coconut Butter sounds amazing!

Erin @ erinberries September 11, 2012 at 7:49 pm -

I’m pretty sure I would bathe in the Vanilla Cake Batter Coconut Butter if given the chance.

Trisha September 11, 2012 at 8:02 pm -

I’d try a buffet, starting with Cake Batter. All flavors lined up, waiting for my spoon. No sneeze guard required.

Tracey Wilson September 11, 2012 at 8:15 pm -

If I may be so bold as to say i would like to rub the Cashew Crumble all over my body. Risque you say, oh surely you jest!! For I say the only way to fully enjoy the subtle crumble of the cashew is by being true to its original purpose. The original purpose of bringing bodily enjoyment to the masses. “But for shame its a legume!”, the crowd of incredulous Paleoites shout as they hurl genetically modified tomatoes at you. And in a mocking tone you reserve only for the severest of offences, “Oh but I beg to differ, what is the cashew but a nut!” So the moral of the story is….absolutely nothing. I was bored at work and enjoy passing the time sounding Shakesperean for no reason but to make myself seem smart. Mission accomplished.

steph September 11, 2012 at 8:31 pm -

I want to try all of them …

Vanilla cake batter for the win!

Alix September 11, 2012 at 8:47 pm -

Alix’s husband just deployed,
But if she had some coconut butter (vanilla cake batter to be exact)
She would be less annoyed

Lauren September 11, 2012 at 9:02 pm -

I want to win because I’ve never had coconut butter and I’d love to try some. My first picks would be Macademia Nut Cookie or Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie Yum!

Nuttin’ Butter than Nikki’s Coconut Butter!

Kimberly September 11, 2012 at 9:38 pm -

Must try all flavors! But hankering’ for some vanilla cake batter.

chelsea September 11, 2012 at 9:43 pm -

chocolate hazelnut for sure!

Donny B September 11, 2012 at 9:49 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie…because I would do bad, bad things for anything tasting remotely like Nutella.

Dianna On Maui September 11, 2012 at 9:53 pm -

OMG! You MUST send me the Vanilla Cake Batter flavor and save me from my very bad non-Paleo habit of hitting up Tutti-Frutti frozen yogurt when they have their “cake batter” flavor in the lineup. #iamweakforvanillacakebatter

D'Neida King September 11, 2012 at 9:53 pm -

The vanilla cake batter would have to be the one I’d try….first! I’m imagining it to be like cake batter…but without the tummy aches! LOL!!!

Is it bad that totally made my mouth water just typing that?!

Sara September 11, 2012 at 10:15 pm -

Midnight mocha! Oh, be still my heart…
As for funny, I’m sorry, I’m too tired to be funny right now. I’m sure an entire jar of Midnight Mocha could help with that though :)

Cynthia September 11, 2012 at 10:49 pm -

I honestly want to try them all! I’ll happily start with Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie :)

akimbo September 11, 2012 at 11:09 pm -

Oh man, I might have to ask for the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie for my birthday (Scorpio, represent). Today I had two fails related to this flavor/product.

1) I had some serious sweet-fat-craving going on right after my apparently too-light lunch. I first turned to 85% dark chocolate with sunbutter, but somehow that wasn’t enough. I discovered a jar of chocolate-hazelnut spread in the cabinet, which belongs to someone in my house, but I can tell they’re not eating it because it seemed untouched since the last time I stole some… So, I had a few spoonfuls of it, knowing full well that it contains milk and sugar, both of which have been against me (once inside me) recently. That creamy combination of chocolate and hazelnut is just perfect to me, I couldn’t even see the obvious harm in having a few licks. I immediately regretted my decision. I didn’t get sick out the butt or anything, but I would bet money that I’ll feel effects later.
The craving was still there (what the hell), and I didn’t want to take a misstep and steal my boyfriend’s peanut butter, so,,,

2) I took the last of my coconut shreds and dumped them into my food processor, which I know is insufficient for making coconut butter because I’ve tried it before and it was mostly an exercise in frustrating futility. This processor is from Goodwill. It’s good for a lot of things, but definitely not for making butters. I really wanted that shredded coconut to become butter, though. I dripped in a little coconut oil to nudge it along into creaminess. Didn’t work. I ended up with a tiny container of extra-oiled-up desiccated coconut, of which I devoured several spoonfuls immediately. It tastes better than it looks. But it sounds like crushed ice when I stick a spoon in it, and it tastes nothing like I’d imagine Nikki’s butters taste.

Despite my slight disappointment in both my own self-control and the $9 food processor’s ability to give me decadent delicacies, I’m excited about the prospect of tasting these butters in the future. I’m not sure there’s much else with the full, satisfying “mouth-feel,” as they say, that coconut butter has.

Dana September 11, 2012 at 11:50 pm -

No question about it — vanilla cake batter. I could kill a bowl of cake batter. Murder it.

Hannah R. September 12, 2012 at 12:17 am -

My mind has been blown. These sound amazing!! Especially that macadamia nut cookie butter. yes, please.

Tracy Seman September 12, 2012 at 12:18 am -

Thank you so much for sharing this amazing new treat! Just ordered the sampler pack… but I would still love to win! I am not funny either…. but I do love you and look forward to getting your email every morning. Your email is the first thing I read every morning @ 4:30 a.m. Plus I just added you to my website as one of my top resources!! Whoo hoo!! XOXO

Shelley September 12, 2012 at 12:42 am -

I am so not picky when it comes to coconut butter…..bring it…I would take any of the flavors….yum!!!!!

Alex September 12, 2012 at 12:48 am -

Honey pecan pie!!

to make you laugh…

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.320.320/p403x403/564243_10150898353232824_562303482_n.jpg

Becky September 12, 2012 at 12:48 am -

I think I would like to try Macadamia Nut Cookie or Vanilla Cake Batter.

Jamie September 12, 2012 at 1:01 am -

Hi Juli!
First off, I am addicted to PB and have been so strict on NOT purchasing it at the store for the past few months. BUTTT, I am deploying with the Air Force in a few weeks and would L O V E to take some Nikkis with me. Care packages are the SHIZ so hopefully some nice peeps back home will learn about Nikkis (I will make them) and send me some too hehe. Its the little things… <3 Thanks for all your inspiration as always!

OH and my flavors would beeee….
midnight mocha and vanilla cake batter yum!

Erica September 12, 2012 at 1:17 am -

OMGGGG these all sound like straight up crack in a jar!! How do I pick just one? Hmmm after much debate I guess I’d have to go with Vanilla Cake Batter if I have to choose only one

Christina September 12, 2012 at 1:18 am -

mmmmmm chocolate hazelnut brownie…. like a paleo nutella? mmmm nutella

Irene September 12, 2012 at 1:26 am -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie – I have been missing my Nutella since going dairy and processed sugar free – Nikki’s spread looks amazing!

Ann W. September 12, 2012 at 2:41 am -

Ok Juli – how on earth do I compete with the previous 200 comments?! I write you a poem, that’s how!

Pay-Lee-Oh, Pay-Lee-Oh
It is so delicio!
The hubby loves Nutella
But he can’t have it, I tell ya
Our intestines hate the dairy
Nikki’s Coconut Butter would be merry!
So pass it along to the Mile High couple
And we can continue to grow our muscle
Otherwise, you may be in some trouble
And we’ll write you a rebuttal.

In other words, the Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie would be the flava of this house.

Erin September 12, 2012 at 2:48 am -

Macademia nut cookie. Drooling already..

Samantha September 12, 2012 at 2:53 am -

Chocolate hazelnut brownie please!!

I need chocolate hazelnut brownie in my mouth…right now…or I may develop an ulcer! I miss Nutella and I need to find a good substitute before I cross back over to the dark side…please don’t make me cross over to the dark side!

mary September 12, 2012 at 3:00 am -

i want to bathe in the vanilla cake batter! sounds amazing!

Ashley September 12, 2012 at 3:11 am -

Well…fortune cookie logic would indicate that the best flavor to try would be Midnight Mocha…in bed. Vanilla? I think not ;)

Shalyn September 12, 2012 at 3:22 am -

Macadamia nut cookie! :9 Sounds delicious!

maggie September 12, 2012 at 3:30 am -

i was lie-telling for the last give away. i said i made a lot of the desserts you make. mostly i just lick my computer screen and wish i was eating them. but when i’m not too lazy and make one, i make sure to sample and sample again, and usually run out before i can share them. if i got to try the vanilla cake batter i could take turns eating a spoonful and licking the screen. except i might ruin my computer. no good. so i should just stick to the spoon if i win. thanks.

Christie September 12, 2012 at 4:51 am -

holy guacamole – I NEED to try the midnight mocha. coffee and chocolate are my fave flavors for treats. YUM

Sarah September 12, 2012 at 5:14 am -

No contest: Chocolate Hazelnut Brownies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.

Gosh, that never gets old. Boom.

christine September 12, 2012 at 5:20 am -

Vanilla Cake Batter ~since I am a big fan of Vanilla~!

Sam September 12, 2012 at 10:59 am -

Hello, Sampler Pack, ahoy! Why pick one when you can try them all? Also, survey: how do you say pecan? Pee-can, puh-cahn, peh-cahn, a strange mashup of all? I’m fascinated by the word and all the different pronounciations.

Now I must go find some peh-cahns and make some form of homemade jumbled up version of some honey pecan pie coconut butter. Shit. I have no coconut, who am I kidding? Spoonful of pecan butter with honey it is. Boo.=(

Crystal September 12, 2012 at 1:24 pm -

Vanilla cake batter for the win!!

And for giggles: http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/281160351/oh-the-things-we-do-to-pugs

Lisa C September 12, 2012 at 1:31 pm -

Honey Pecan Pie sounds amazing, but so does Vanilla Cake Batter!

Yana Gorbachinsky September 12, 2012 at 1:57 pm -

My index finger ripped off. I was doing tire flips and my left gloved index finger got caught between my knee and the tire and on the push up it ripped off my glove and landed on the ground. I now have one obscure uncovered green nail painted finger sticking out. It’s just wrong.
At the end of the day, I like to plop on my bed with red bush tea (1/4 of it spilled on my sheets), sweet potatoes with cinnamon( I thought the olive oil stained my sheets but it didn’t), and maybe next time around with Nikki’s CHB CB. This is my prep before I read your blog. BTW, if you can recommend a better pair of batting gloves….

Cyndi C September 12, 2012 at 2:02 pm -

Totally tough decision between all of them, but I have a true weakness for Macadamia nuts and cookies so I’ll take Macadamia Nut Cookie…I’m weak just thinking about not having this awesome deliciousness.

Pam Hurley September 12, 2012 at 2:03 pm -

it would bery tempting to make a swirl of vanilla cake batter and the chocolate brownie! this would so seriously be my secret snack after the kids are in bed.

Pauline September 12, 2012 at 2:44 pm -

I recently purchased the vanilla cake batter and it is delicious! I’d love to try the pecan flavor.

Sara September 12, 2012 at 2:47 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter all the way. Do you think if I covered myself in it the men would start being insanely attracted to me?! ;) Coconut butter: more than just to eat.

Amy Storlie September 12, 2012 at 3:34 pm -

OMG! Vanilla Cake Batter Coconut BUTTER you say? Like peanut butter but paleo? WHERE have I been?
I would love the Cake Batter— Then when I am teaching Nutrition to my 6th grade class I will give everyone a sample (like the size of a Baskin Robins Ice Cream Sample) so I can show them they do NOT need to bring birthday cupcake treats to MY CLASS to celebrate. We can all pretend to be eating a cupcake.
AND… I should also get the Vanilla Cake Batter because if you give me the Mocha… I will auction it off at my Xfit gym. See- I am one of those RARE people that do NOT like chocolate. Blessing or Curse?
If you feel sorry for me because I hate chocolate…. PICK ME!

Melanie September 12, 2012 at 3:47 pm -

I would love to try the Vanilla Cake Batter flavor!!! It sounds delish! I could probably be persuaded to mix it with the Chocolate Hazlenut Brownie flavor….wait a minute…I just have to wipe the drool from my mouth. Please send some to Canada!!!!! It gets cold up here and it could not make me happier to think that I could sit on the couch in my pj’s, wrapped up in a blanket, enjoying this mouth-watering treat! New Brunswick would love a visit from the awesome Miss Juli B!

TheNinja September 12, 2012 at 4:04 pm -

I really want to try the Midnight Mocha! Send me some! :-)

Patti September 12, 2012 at 4:08 pm -

the Cashew crumble sounds AMAZING

Gail L. Williams September 12, 2012 at 5:16 pm -

any flavor EXCEPT for vanilla cake batter! wasn’t a cake batter type girl back when i ate cake (and i could eat a lot of cake, trust me), so no reason to start now… :) if i had to choose one, though, it’d be honey pecan pie.

melanie September 12, 2012 at 5:22 pm -

HOLY coconut butter giveaway – I would try the honey pecan pie!

Cassidy September 12, 2012 at 5:22 pm -

Definitely the cake batter!!

Amy September 12, 2012 at 5:37 pm -

Holy crap! How do you choose! Chocolate hazelnut brownie is the obvious forerunner, with EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM coming in second!

And, for the record, I’m freaking hilarious. Will be hilarious-ness come through in print? Not a chance, so you’ll totally have to take my word for it. : )

Love your blog, love your recipes. Keep up the good work!

Oh, and pick me as the winner. Duh.

Laura September 12, 2012 at 6:00 pm -

Vanilla Cake Batter! So that way, I can smear it on some dates, post about it on Facebook and wait for my boyfriend’s step mother to make more inappropriate comments about smearing dates with nut butter :-|

Lisa P. September 12, 2012 at 6:17 pm -

Hard to choose, but I’d say Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie – yum!

Amber September 12, 2012 at 7:03 pm -

I’m on day 2 of starting paleo and therefore still in the I feel like I’ve been run over by a bus not matter how much sleep I get phase. Yesterday I did my wod and seriously considered whether or not I was dying when it was done. This coconut butter sounds like happiness in a jar. I briefly considered buying the entire sample pack just to make myself feel better. Then I remembered I’m doing this by choice and should probably suck it up. I still think chocolate hazelnut brownie would help lessen this initial sting.

Brittany September 12, 2012 at 7:29 pm -

There would be NO choosing one flavor! I’d pig out on all of them behind closed doors where no one could judge me besides my cats…… worth it.

Nate (Tron) Dogg September 12, 2012 at 7:36 pm -

I want some Macadamia Nut Cookie, all over my face!!!

I’m so in love with you right now…

Katie September 12, 2012 at 7:54 pm -

Midnight Mocha, of course!!

Ali September 12, 2012 at 10:09 pm -

Vanilla cake batter whaaaaaa?!?!?!?! I think I sharted myself….

Savannah September 12, 2012 at 10:47 pm -

Oh yummmmm! I think cashew crumble! The others sound soooo sweet… this one sounds just right. ;)

Laura September 12, 2012 at 11:01 pm -

I want some vanilla cake batter! The flavor reminds me off the good old days in college when I would crush a Cold Stones Cake Batter Remix, size Love It… And the only regret I would have was that i didn’t get the Gotta Have It! Now, I’m a paleo loser who gets excited about nut buttaaaaaa. But at least I have a tight ass.

Lori September 12, 2012 at 11:03 pm -

Chocolate Hazelnut Brownies OMFG this stuff is the butter of the goddesses–wonder if rub it behing me ear if I would get lucky??

Alyssa September 12, 2012 at 11:21 pm -

midnight mocha.. it almost sounds dirty.. but in a good way.

Diana September 12, 2012 at 11:29 pm -

Do I have to pick just one? Or could I marry Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie and keep Macadamia Nut Cookie on the side?

aubrey September 12, 2012 at 11:40 pm -

macadamia nut cookie for sure!

Robert Lee September 13, 2012 at 12:05 am -

That video below will either make you laugh or go WTF or both. Either way I’m sure it got your attention. (It’s not a virus I promise…and you won’t get Rick Rolled)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

Now that your mind has been blown, Chocolate Hazlenut Brownie please? This will be going to my girlfriend anyway (The one who got her index finger ripped off in an earlier post here). She loves your blog and regards it as the bible. Thanks, bye!

melisa September 13, 2012 at 1:49 am -

Looks sooo good. the flavors sound delicious. Macadamia nut Cookie all the way!!!

Jackie September 13, 2012 at 1:54 am -

Macadamia Nut Cookie… Because it would replace the whip cream that is supposed to be used in the bedroom, but not allowed in a Paleo household…
*wink, wink*

Cecilia Marie Foltz September 13, 2012 at 2:05 am -

Liked…and seriously, vanilla cake batter??!?! Shut the front door! I literally just wiped a smidge of drool of the ole iPad! Hook a sister up!!

Ashlee September 13, 2012 at 2:20 am -

Do you remember that moment when your mom was baking and picked who got to lick one of the mixer twirly things and who got to lick the BOWL?!? No? Well your mom might not have been as cool as mine…but VANILLA CAKE BATTER makes me think of those happy times :)

Also, I just tried to make my own coconut butter to top off some frozen cinnamon banana slices…but had an epic fail…ate it anyway…face meet palm…

Shelley Flood September 13, 2012 at 2:35 am -

Hey Julie,

What flavor should I pick..hmmm… can I say ALL OF THEM! YEP! I am new to paleo and heck I am even thinking about doing Crossfit! I absolutely love your blog! I have already made serveral receipes of yours and love them. I getcha ya sister. My life is crazy and I always have crazy funny stuff happen to me, I always feel like I am such a train wreck. So here is my suggestion: As this train wreck leaves the big “D” (dallas) and flys into the other big “D” (denver) on Tuesday 9/18 to pick up a friend & head to Vegas! Yep Vegas! So here is the deal: 1. you could bring by the samples and/or 2. book a ticket and come with us to Vegas. the more the merrier. So what do you say???? Or you could just pick me and send the samples (not as much fun) :)

Nicole W September 13, 2012 at 3:54 am -

This is my first week of Paleo and the promise of something called chocolate hazelnut brownie being “in the lifestyle” is enough to keep me on board with this crazy caveman thing!

Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli September 13, 2012 at 7:11 am -

OMG, the southern girl in me is automatically drawn to the Honey Pecan Pie, but the 3 year old begging to lick the bowl in me is like CAKE BAAAAAAAATTERRRRRRRRRR!

Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli September 13, 2012 at 9:03 am -

I like Nikki’s on Facebook!

Laura Bozeman September 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm -

I’m not funny. But I probably could be if I had some Vanilla Cake Batter Coconut Butter.

Michele September 13, 2012 at 2:58 pm -

Definitely my choice would be Cashew Crumble. Not even sure what coconut butter is, but if coconut is in the name, I’m there (and who doesn’t love butter – learned that from Julia). I’ll like Nikki’s and maybe even give it a try. Ready? Spoon in hand, ooh, maybe baked with nuts and chocolate chips for a brittle. OOh yeah. That sounds good. Thanks!

KC September 13, 2012 at 4:10 pm -

Midnight Mocha sounds so good right now. Just got back from the doctor’s office where they drew enough blood to create another person and they didn’t let me eat for 14 hours prior. Now I am tired and hungry!

Margie September 13, 2012 at 5:15 pm -

I just started the 21 day paleo challenge on Marks Daily Apple. I think a little macademia or cashew flavor coconut butter would be something awesome to look forward to. OMG, I ate kale for breakfast today! Just sayin’….

amanda September 13, 2012 at 6:32 pm -

oh oh, cake batter please! Better yet, send me a box and I’ll do jump-ups on it first before diving in. Promise.

Amanda September 13, 2012 at 7:09 pm -

VANILLA CAKE BATTER TO MY FACE!!!!…………….and then Cashew Crumble to my ass, and Midnight Mocha to my thighs, and Macadamia Nut Cookie gut. Damn you coconut butters!

Amanda September 13, 2012 at 7:11 pm -

*to my gut. My b

katie September 13, 2012 at 7:42 pm -

does the sampler package count for what to try first?! :) if i had to choose, def chocolate hazelnut brownie

Denise September 13, 2012 at 8:27 pm -

Wow, let me pull myself together here bc I just realized how NOT original my ideas are. Coconut butter on my body, done. Haikus, (which are my go to, btw!) done, again. So, I will just be honest by saying that I would need 2 jars of Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie. One for eating by the spoonful while watching reality singing competitions on DVR and one to hide from my husband in my nightstand when he realizes I have the first one and eats it all! (Like my latest almond butter from the FoCo Farmer’s Market- Ha!) I am a little competitive… but he still loves me.

Rheanna September 13, 2012 at 8:29 pm -

Midnight Mocha sounds irresistible!! Just found your blog today and am making your Southwest Meatloaf as I browse the rest of your recipes. Fantastic site!! :)

Jessica C September 13, 2012 at 8:44 pm -

vanilla cake batter so I can butter up my better half better. :) (liked them on facebook). thanks!

Z.Grimm September 13, 2012 at 11:07 pm -

Liked! And the Vanilla Cake has to be the one for me. <3

Charles Leaf September 14, 2012 at 1:28 am -

Midnight Mocha sounds amaze balls. Mostly because I am menstrual. I would really in be heaven with any flavor. Plus paleo give-aways make me slightly moist, due to the fact that my wallet is dry. Living paleo where I am from = broke. Oh and I am on my boyfriends FB. Great. My name is Actually Ashley E.

Mary September 14, 2012 at 1:52 am -

Cake batter for me too!!!!

I also liked it on Facebook! :)

Alma September 14, 2012 at 4:09 am -

Pick ONE? Seriously? A sampler pack! I guess if I HAVE To pick just ONE….it would be…..Midnight Mocha. But I’m ordering a sampler pack ASAP!

Jessica Stewie September 14, 2012 at 4:21 am -

I would try the vanilla cake batter! #yummm

Darika Siegel September 14, 2012 at 4:44 am -

Mac nut butter. I’ve been trying to get a bigger a$$ for 8 months now. I think adding this butter along with squats will do the trick since ice cream is not.

Marnie September 14, 2012 at 4:53 am -

How on earth could I pick one…

At ‘Midnight Mocha’ I sneak step by step down the stairs.
I take from the fridge and the pantry all the ingredients to make a ‘Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie’.
While in the kitchen I spot on the bench a “Macadamia Nut Cookie” and as quietly and secretly as it is quickly and manically I devour it in a delicious rush.
With the oven already on I decide to make ‘Vanilla Butter Cake’ with a sprinkling of ‘Cashew Crumble’ on the top – why not? You know it will be divine, and just then *ping* the oven goes off.
Sometime between when I woke and when the sun wakes I will yell up the stairs ‘Honey, Pecan Pie’ is ready, because we all know that’s his favourite! J

As I hit the snooze button on the alarm, squint open my eyes and squeeze my squirmy tummy I roll over to face my man who say “why did you say about pie? There’s nothing in the kitchen but 6 empty jars of Nikki’s Coconut Butter on the kitchen bench”

Jami September 14, 2012 at 4:55 am -

I’m tired and not real funny
PLEASE send me Chocolate Hazelnut Brownie
Help me to deal with all life’s drama
Do it…do it now!

sarah September 14, 2012 at 6:16 am -

Gah, the pressure to make you laugh is too much, my hilariousness only translates in real life. So, I’m gonna pick the cake batter, but they ALL sound incredible:).

Allison September 14, 2012 at 6:44 am -

Oh my goodness! I would love to try ANY! Buuuut I have a thing for macadamia nuts…. and mocha. I’m indecisive. :)

Tayla @ She'll Be Free September 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm -

I eat coconut butter like it’s my job, straight from the jar and everything! I would love to try the cake batter flavor because cake is good too!

Tayla @ She'll Be Free September 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm -

I liked them facebook too!

Michael Bulzomi September 14, 2012 at 12:55 pm -

As a self-respecting macho alpha male, I avoid eating anything called “nut butter”. But cover me in Cashew Crumble and call me Sally!

Christopher Wild September 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm -

Juli,

I’d be happier than a clam (or maybe you’d prefer “happier than a pig in sh*t”?) if I got to place your (given away) and Nikki’s (made) nut butter on my tongue. Seriously. Super glad that it’s not named “Andrew’s Coconut Butter”, as then I’d have to admit in my waning to indulge in his homemade… flavors *sigh*. I’d say that was difficult to spit out (hah), but being in the military there aren’t many comments I’d shy away from.

Oooh. Vanilla Cake Batter!

Alexis St. Germain September 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm -

Oh man, this is a tough choice! I am addicted to,chocolate though so……….MIDNIGHT MOCHA!!!

Angela W September 14, 2012 at 4:05 pm -

Anything chocolate, because it’s sure to make my ass look better in my jeans. Amiright?!

Rebekah Chambers September 14, 2012 at 4:07 pm -

Are you kidding? Definitely the Honey Pecan Pie! That’s just dangerous. I’d be on that like a fat kid on a cupcake

Karamel Marie September 14, 2012 at 4:34 pm -

Please pick me!! We are saving for a baby and a house… and as you know going paleo is very costly for a family. It’s hard to keep my husband on board with paleo with how expensive it all is. So free goods would help our wallet more than you would ever know. Plus i bet the baby would love all these crazy flavors! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PICK ME!

Pam Hurley September 14, 2012 at 6:08 pm -

“Enter my contest,” said Juli, “It’s so easy,
To win Coconut Butter, pretty please-y
Make me laugh…but don’t be a tool…
This stuff, it’ll make you drool…
And it won’t make your booty all cheesy.”

It’s so hard to choose a favorite flavor…they all sound amazing!

Jaclyn September 14, 2012 at 7:40 pm -

Cashew crumble is the only logical choice here. I was obsessed with you cashew cheesecake filling and they are just my favorite all around nut :)

kristina September 14, 2012 at 8:04 pm -

i must try the chocolate hazelnut brownie flavor!!!! ahhh!!! i can’t concentrate at work until i have these coconut butters in my possession #$^#%&

Natalia Lewis September 14, 2012 at 10:34 pm -

cashew crumble!

Darcy September 14, 2012 at 11:59 pm -

mocha madness

Lilfrankenstein September 15, 2012 at 3:24 pm -

Oh my goodness they all sound so amazing….but beings as I am a pregnant person everything in the world sounds amazing lol If I had to choose one to try itd probably be………………yeah…….they all still sound amazing hmm…. :-/

Katt September 17, 2012 at 1:56 am -

MACAFUKENDAMIA NUT COOKIE? Are you kidding ….. Who wouldn’t choose this? Crap. I just remembered seeing Mocha something. Wait … FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Now I see you have cakebatter.

Sometimes when I come to this blog,I want to die.

Mindy September 17, 2012 at 7:00 pm -

i know the contest ended on Friday, but i just had to say Vanilla cake batter. Why? because my birthday is coming up soon, and I don;t want to end up licking my child who will eat my cake for me. :)

Nancy Parkinson September 18, 2012 at 12:25 am -

This looks amazing! I would try the macadamia nut for sure!
I could put that all over lots of things Love your blog to pieces!

cynthhia September 19, 2012 at 11:15 pm -

chocolate flavor…anything chocolate!

Lauren September 21, 2012 at 3:16 pm -

vanilla cakebatter!

Jera September 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm -

Chocolate hazelnut brownie

Mike September 25, 2012 at 9:25 pm -

Crown Royal!!!!

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