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Chocolate Coffee Banana Donuts

In Breakfast, Recipe Box, Treats On December 31, 2012 112 Comments

It’s like breakfast, in one bit. Genius. But really, of all the different donut recipes I’ve made, this by far is my favorite recipe. I gave these away… Read More »

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Peach BBQ Turkey Meatloaf (nut and egg free)

In Recipe Box, Turkey, Veggies On December 28, 2012 47 Comments

If you haven’t seen Steve’s Original sauces yet, you need to get with the program. Paleo sauces and dressings?! Yes please. When I got this Peach BBQ sauce,… Read More »

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Blueberry and Chocolate Chip Bread Pudding

In Breakfast, Recipe Box, Treats On December 27, 2012 74 Comments

I took these pictures on my parents kitchen floor. We haven’t mastered that photography quite yet. OMG. Have you heard about my cookbook yet?! It’s my first one…. Read More »

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Christmas Parties Are Great

In Rants On December 26, 2012 21 Comments

I want to drink egg nog out of reindeer glasses every day. Every damn day. If you saw my instagram picture yesterday and you’re wondering where the hell… Read More »

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My Christmas Wish List

In Rants On December 21, 2012 70 Comments

Yay!!!! We’re still alive. I love you, and you, and you, and you! Glad you looked at my website even though you were worried about croaking today. You’re… Read More »

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Oldie but a Goodie: Giant Vanilla Bean Chocolate Chunk Cookies (nut-free)

In Recipe Box, Treats On December 20, 2012 175 Comments

This recipe is a oldie because it’s one I posted in my notes section of my Facebook when my website was being a b*tch. But if you don’t… Read More »

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Zesty Ranch Pork Chops and Brussel Sprouts

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Recipe Box, Veggies On December 19, 2012 44 Comments

Ranch and paleo?!?! What the f*ck are you talking about JB? That doesn’t make any sense. Oh but it does you paleo eaters, it does. You know why?… Read More »

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Roasted Red Pepper and Avocado Soup with Sausages

In Recipe Box, Veggies On December 18, 2012 59 Comments

I just don’t get some people. Sometimes I feel like all politeness and thoughtfulness has left this earth. Even common sense. Yeah, definitely common sense. Like this woman… Read More »

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HUGE Announcement!! PaleOMG’s First Cookbook

In Rants On December 17, 2012 66 Comments

Did I really just refer to MYSELF as paleomg? Gag me. It’s official. You can preorder my first cookbook. If you weren’t sick enough of me on here,… Read More »

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Spicy Baked Cauliflower and Sweet Potatoes

In Veggies On December 15, 2012 52 Comments

SIDE DISH ALERT!! This is a side dish. Just FYI. I like side dishes. I just hate making them. Sorry if you’re still having issues with my blog…. Read More »

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Breakfast Bacon and Maple Meatballs

In Breakfast, Pork, Veggies On December 11, 2012 126 Comments

People are always asking me for recipe ideas for people who can’t eat eggs. Welp, here ya go. Breakfast meatballs. No eggs. No nuts. Just happiness. And for… Read More »

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My Lovely Time in California

In Rants On December 10, 2012 51 Comments

Hi! Have you missed me? I’ve sure missed you. My website still seems to be a bit dumb. But we’re working on it. And now I’m back from… Read More »

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Simple Ginger Carrot Soup

In 21DSD Entrees, Veggies On December 5, 2012 73 Comments

Well hello again! It’s almost back to normal here at paleOMG. Did you miss me?! I missed you. I didn’t really know how much my website meant to… Read More »

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Leftovers: Sausage Spaghetti Squash Bake

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Veggies On November 28, 2012 91 Comments

There are some things I don’t believe in: cats liver dancing with the stars any of the ‘Saw’ movies my website being a b*tch But don’t worry, there… Read More »

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My Pumpkin Pie Blizzard

In Treats, Veggies On November 27, 2012 71 Comments

This isn’t really like a pumpkin pie blizzard. But I want one REALLY.FREAKING.BAD so this will have to suffice. Work with me here. Sorry I was so depressively… Read More »

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Morning Glory Muffins (nut free option)

In Breakfast, Fruit, Treats On November 26, 2012 420 Comments

I’m mad. Like, really f*cking mad. Ok, that’s a lie, I don’t really get mad, I just get sad. So, I’m really f*cking sad. My face was finally… Read More »

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Magic Brownie Bars

In Recipe Box, Treats On November 21, 2012 214 Comments

No, these are not weed brownies. Freaking Coloradans. So I remember this one weekend, when I was craving sweets hard core, and came across the amazing blog, Balanced Bites by… Read More »

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Smoky Roasted Acorn Squash and Sausage Soup

In Pork, Veggies On November 20, 2012 36 Comments

Were you surprised when you looked at my website yesterday and there was no post?? Oh…you didn’t even look at my website yesterday? Cool. Me neither. But if… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Recipe Round Up

In Rants On November 16, 2012 71 Comments

Thanksgiving is next week. That means I’m over cooking Thanksgiving recipes. I’m done. So we might as well round them all up in one place. I’m going include… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Savory Bacon Butternut Squash Souffle

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Veggies On November 15, 2012 97 Comments

Guess what I did? I put on actual running shoes the other day, meaning yesterday, and they seriously felt like moon boots. It’s crazy how much more cushion… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Baked Apple Pie Apples

In Treats On November 14, 2012 50 Comments

That recipe name is stupid. Why do I blow at coming up with recipe titles? Whatever. So there are some things I’ve come to figure out from working… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Pumpkin Cheesecake

In Treats On November 13, 2012 121 Comments

If you’re wondering if you should make this, well, you should. It made my non-paleo friends even happy. That’s how you know you’ve done something right. I do… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Caramelized Onion & Sausage Stuffing

In Pork, Veggies On November 12, 2012 122 Comments

I can’t stop eating plantain chips. I’m giving them up, cold turkey. And I’m doing a sugar detox. My face is being stupid. I’m annoyed. That’s was way… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Dessert: Chewy Pecan Pie Brittle

In Treats On November 8, 2012 132 Comments

Chewy and brittle shouldn’t go together in the same sentence, but they do here because…I MAKE MY OWN RULES!! Just trust me on this one. It’s good, it’s… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Side Dish: Bacon and Chive Sweet Potato Biscuits

In Pork, Veggies On November 7, 2012 237 Comments

If I were you, I’d put cheese in these. Not that these don’t taste delicious without cheese, but cheese is delicious. Especially the cheddar kind. When I’m feeling… Read More »

All New Question and Answer Sesh

In Rants On November 6, 2012 54 Comments

So get this, my cookbook manuscript is due today. That’s why you’re not getting a recipe. I don’t have time cook, just to eat and type. And when… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Morning: Apple Fritters

In Breakfast, Fruit, Treats On November 5, 2012 90 Comments

I got a little wild this weekend. Meaning I spent my days and nights on the computer, finishing up my cookbook. And too much time in the kitchen,… Read More »