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End of Summer Cobb Salad

In 21DSD Entrees, Fish/Seafood, Fruit, Pork, Veggies On August 23, 2012 75 Comments

If you haven’t noticed, I rarely post salad recipes. That’s mostly because salads remind me of my days when I used to count calories and eat salads that… Read More »

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Zucchini Pesto Roll Ups

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Veggies On August 22, 2012 97 Comments

I think it’s about time I hire someone who will make up recipe names for my blog. I suck ass at it. I’ll pay them nothing, but I’ll… Read More »

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Vanilla Bean Carmelitas

In Treats On August 21, 2012 70 Comments

What’s a carmelita? Did I just make that word up? Spell check seems to think that it should capitalized, and well, spell check is probably right. But I… Read More »

PaleOMG’s Biggest Announcement To Date!! (and some questions for my readers)

In Rants On August 20, 2012 387 Comments

That’s my excited face. Oh sh*t. I can’t even hold it in. Word vomit is about to happen. I’M WRITING MY FIRST COOKBOOK!! I’m literally tearing up just… Read More »

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Blueberry Chai Ice Cream (plus winners of the Well Fed Cookbook)

In Treats On August 16, 2012 38 Comments

So the week of Lake Powell posts are coming to a close. I know, I know, I’m sad too. But I have to get back to reality and… Read More »

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The JB Burger Special

In Beef, Pork, Veggies On August 16, 2012 32 Comments

I could name these burgers something clever BUT I don’t care enough to. So instead, I use my own self given nickname to name them. Self absorption at… Read More »

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Breakfast Meatza

In 21DSD Entrees, Breakfast, Eggs, Veggies On August 15, 2012 75 Comments

Sooooo since I just got back from vacation in Lake Powell, I haven’t quite transitioned to real life yet. I hate reality. I have to workout with real… Read More »

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Caramelized Plantain Pancakes with Sweet Cinnamon Plantain Maple Syrup

In Breakfast, Treats On August 14, 2012 59 Comments

I know what you’re thinking. Juli, that is the longest recipe name ever and therefore, you are stupid. I get it. I think I’m stupid too. But how… Read More »

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Tom’s Post: Learning How to K.I.P

In Rants On August 10, 2012 46 Comments

I decided to title my guest post for Juli’s blog, “Learning How to K.I.P.”, where K.I.P stands for “Keeping (it) In Perspective.”  Many of us, as athletes, business… Read More »

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Hey Sergio, See You in February

In Rants On August 9, 2012 29 Comments

What a handsome man. The time has come. Sergio is leaving for Afghanistan. And I’m in Lake Powell, thankfully, so I won’t be sobbing at constant rate for… Read More »

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Crockpot Sugar Detox Dessert Stuffed Apples

In 21DSD Treats, Crockpot, Treats On August 8, 2012 47 Comments

Ok, before you judge the sh*t out of these pictures and think this dessert looks disgusting and hate on this recipe, breathe. I cooked these guys for almost… Read More »

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21 Day Sugar Detox Results

In Rants On August 7, 2012 128 Comments

It’s official. 21 days are over. 21 days, sugar free has finally come to an end. If you haven’t heard, I’ve been doing the 21 Day Sugar Detox… Read More »

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My First Giveaway! Well Fed Cookbook (Giveaway Now Closed)

In Rants On August 6, 2012 492 Comments

I’m doing it. My very first giveaway. I’m so excited! I’ve never done one. But when the opportunity came up to spread the word about the Well Fed… Read More »

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JB’s New Favorite Things

In Rants On August 3, 2012 54 Comments

You know what’s weird? I’m really surprised I actually have new favorite things now that I’m not eating sweets. What’s the point of even liking anything if it’s… Read More »

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Creamy Avocado and Spinach Chicken Pasta

In 21DSD Entrees, Chicken, Veggies On August 2, 2012 210 Comments

I’m a bit on the annoyed side today. I’m not one to get mad or angry or even sad about what people say about me or my blog… Read More »

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Grilled Chili-Lime Sweet Potato Wedges

In Veggies On August 1, 2012 43 Comments

I ate these gorgeous little guys with my grilled bacon guacamole. It was a good choice. Just warning you now, these are bit spicy. If you don’t like… Read More »

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Grilled Bacon Guacamole

In Pork, Veggies On July 31, 2012 55 Comments

Do you know how hard it is to not eat the bacon while trying to make this recipe? Real stupid hard. I had to make extra bacon. Sorry… Read More »

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Sugar Detox Pumpkin Cake in a Mug with Chocolate Whip

In 21DSD Treats, Treats On July 30, 2012 119 Comments

Haha. Whip. You all are going to hate me. And judge me. I know it, I just know it. I kind of cheated. Well, not kind of, I… Read More »

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What I Eat While Sugar Detoxing

In Rants On July 27, 2012 60 Comments

You know what’s kind of funny? That picture. I consumed many tequila shots that night. Obviously before my sugar detox. But I really didn’t have another picture to… Read More »

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Sugar Detox Carrot Cake Pudding (with a cooking video!)

In 21DSD Treats, Cooking Videos, Treats, Veggies On July 26, 2012 192 Comments

Two desserts this week. You smart people are excited. You dessert nazis are annoyed. Haters. Well luckily, this dessert has no added sugar in it. So really, it… Read More »

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Buffalo Chicken Mini Meatloaf

In 21DSD Entrees, Chicken On July 25, 2012 137 Comments

It’s mini because mini things are more adorable. Therefore, you want them more. Want my meatloaf. Do it. Guess who is back in town?! Sergio!! He’s been in… Read More »

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Breakfast Lasagna

In Breakfast, Eggs, Pork, Veggies On July 24, 2012 103 Comments

A couple of you have asked how the 21day sugar detox is going. So I’ll give you the low down on what’s going on. It’s plain and simple…. Read More »

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Soft Blueberry Chocolate Chip Cookies

In Fruit, Treats On July 23, 2012 53 Comments

These cookies kind of look like dinosaur poo. Ah well. There are things in this world that will never make sense to me. Like why Facebook is so… Read More »

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Jenny’s Post: Monster Thighs

In Rants On July 20, 2012 66 Comments

I have been waiting for this moment – to be featured in Juli’s blog!  You know you have made it when she asks you to write for her,… Read More »

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Pork Avocado Cream Enchiladas

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Veggies On July 19, 2012 120 Comments

I’ve survived 3 days without sugar. And I’m surprisingly even more hyper than usual. I like it. You know what I didn’t like? How much you all hated… Read More »

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Savory Waffles with Mushroom Gravy

In 21DSD Entrees, Beef, Breakfast, Veggies On July 18, 2012 61 Comments

I’m real into mushrooms this week. I bought 3 packages. I love baby bellos. Mostly because they are called baby bellos. Why the hell wouldn’t you want to… Read More »

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Baby Pizza Bites

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Veggies On July 17, 2012 60 Comments

What a stupid name. These bite size morsels of happiness are divine. And a perfect party platter appetizer. I ate them as a meal because I don’t like… Read More »