My Green Smoothie

In Recipe Box, Veggies On January 9, 2013 80 Comments

So I just got my Blendtec and she’s reaaaal beautiful. By far the best blender I’ve ever owned. It has a touch screen for gosh sakes. I’m surprised… Read More »


Chocolate Pumpkin Spice MeeNut Butter Truffles

In Recipe Box, Treats On January 8, 2013 51 Comments

Well that’s a mouth full. Literally. Hahahahah. I’m funny. No but seriously, if you love nut butters, then you HAVE to try Paleo MeeNut Butter. It’s fantastic. Especially… Read More »


Rutabaga Bacon Breakfast Hash

In Eggs, Pork, Recipe Box, Veggies On January 7, 2013 52 Comments

OMG. I’m obsessed with rutabagas right now. I don’t really know why, but I think it’s because they are a never-before-used vegetable in my world. I love new… Read More »


My New Go-To Meal

In Chicken, Pork, Veggies On January 4, 2013 117 Comments

So this is my new favorite meal. I mean, before Christmas, I think I ate it for every single meal in a day for at least a week… Read More »


Pork, Shrimp, and Chicken Sausage Gumbo

In 21DSD Entrees, Chicken, Fish/Seafood, Pork, Recipe Box, Veggies On January 3, 2013 108 Comments

I like to incorporate as many different kinds of meats into a meal. More protein, happier Juli. I had gumbo a little while back while I was at… Read More »


Rutabaga Egg Nests

In Breakfast, Eggs, Recipe Box, Veggies On January 2, 2013 78 Comments

Happy New Year, you excessively good looking paleo eaters. How’s your New Year starting off? Are you just starting to read my blog because you’re just going paleo… Read More »


Chocolate Coffee Banana Donuts

In Breakfast, Recipe Box, Treats On December 31, 2012 115 Comments

It’s like breakfast, in one bit. Genius. But really, of all the different donut recipes I’ve made, this by far is my favorite recipe. I gave these away… Read More »


Peach BBQ Turkey Meatloaf (nut and egg free)

In Recipe Box, Turkey, Veggies On December 28, 2012 49 Comments

If you haven’t seen Steve’s Original sauces yet, you need to get with the program. Paleo sauces and dressings?! Yes please. When I got this Peach BBQ sauce,… Read More »


Blueberry and Chocolate Chip Bread Pudding

In Breakfast, Recipe Box, Treats On December 27, 2012 76 Comments

I took these pictures on my parents kitchen floor. We haven’t mastered that photography quite yet. OMG. Have you heard about my cookbook yet?! It’s my first one…. Read More »


Christmas Parties Are Great

In Rants On December 26, 2012 22 Comments

I want to drink egg nog out of reindeer glasses every day. Every damn day. If you saw my instagram picture yesterday and you’re wondering where the hell… Read More »


My Christmas Wish List

In Rants On December 21, 2012 70 Comments

Yay!!!! We’re still alive. I love you, and you, and you, and you! Glad you looked at my website even though you were worried about croaking today. You’re… Read More »


Oldie but a Goodie: Giant Vanilla Bean Chocolate Chunk Cookies (nut-free)

In Recipe Box, Treats On December 20, 2012 187 Comments

This recipe is a oldie because it’s one I posted in my notes section of my Facebook when my website was being a b*tch. But if you don’t… Read More »


Zesty Ranch Pork Chops and Brussel Sprouts

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Recipe Box, Veggies On December 19, 2012 44 Comments

Ranch and paleo?!?! What the f*ck are you talking about JB? That doesn’t make any sense. Oh but it does you paleo eaters, it does. You know why?… Read More »


Roasted Red Pepper and Avocado Soup with Sausages

In Recipe Box, Veggies On December 18, 2012 73 Comments

I just don’t get some people. Sometimes I feel like all politeness and thoughtfulness has left this earth. Even common sense. Yeah, definitely common sense. Like this woman… Read More »


HUGE Announcement!! PaleOMG’s First Cookbook

In Rants On December 17, 2012 66 Comments

Did I really just refer to MYSELF as paleomg? Gag me. It’s official. You can preorder my first cookbook. If you weren’t sick enough of me on here,… Read More »


Spicy Baked Cauliflower and Sweet Potatoes

In Veggies On December 15, 2012 57 Comments

SIDE DISH ALERT!! This is a side dish. Just FYI. I like side dishes. I just hate making them. Sorry if you’re still having issues with my blog…. Read More »


Breakfast Bacon and Maple Meatballs

In Breakfast, Pork, Veggies On December 11, 2012 133 Comments

People are always asking me for recipe ideas for people who can’t eat eggs. Welp, here ya go. Breakfast meatballs. No eggs. No nuts. Just happiness. And for… Read More »


My Lovely Time in California

In Rants On December 10, 2012 51 Comments

Hi! Have you missed me? I’ve sure missed you. My website still seems to be a bit dumb. But we’re working on it. And now I’m back from… Read More »


Simple Ginger Carrot Soup

In 21DSD Entrees, Veggies On December 5, 2012 79 Comments

Well hello again! It’s almost back to normal here at paleOMG. Did you miss me?! I missed you. I didn’t really know how much my website meant to… Read More »


Leftovers: Sausage Spaghetti Squash Bake

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Veggies On November 28, 2012 95 Comments

There are some things I don’t believe in: cats liver dancing with the stars any of the ‘Saw’ movies my website being a b*tch But don’t worry, there… Read More »


My Pumpkin Pie Blizzard

In Treats, Veggies On November 27, 2012 73 Comments

This isn’t really like a pumpkin pie blizzard. But I want one REALLY.FREAKING.BAD so this will have to suffice. Work with me here. Sorry I was so depressively… Read More »


Morning Glory Muffins (nut free option)

In Breakfast, Fruit, Treats On November 26, 2012 426 Comments

I’m mad. Like, really f*cking mad. Ok, that’s a lie, I don’t really get mad, I just get sad. So, I’m really f*cking sad. My face was finally… Read More »

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Magic Brownie Bars

In Recipe Box, Treats On November 21, 2012 223 Comments

No, these are not weed brownies. Freaking Coloradans. So I remember this one weekend, when I was craving sweets hard core, and came across the amazing blog, Balanced Bites by… Read More »

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Smoky Roasted Acorn Squash and Sausage Soup

In Pork, Veggies On November 20, 2012 36 Comments

Were you surprised when you looked at my website yesterday and there was no post?? Oh…you didn’t even look at my website yesterday? Cool. Me neither. But if… Read More »


Thanksgiving Recipe Round Up

In Rants On November 16, 2012 79 Comments

Thanksgiving is next week. That means I’m over cooking Thanksgiving recipes. I’m done. So we might as well round them all up in one place. I’m going include… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Savory Bacon Butternut Squash Souffle

In 21DSD Entrees, Pork, Veggies On November 15, 2012 104 Comments

Guess what I did? I put on actual running shoes the other day, meaning yesterday, and they seriously felt like moon boots. It’s crazy how much more cushion… Read More »

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Thanksgiving Baked Apple Pie Apples

In Treats On November 14, 2012 54 Comments

That recipe name is stupid. Why do I blow at coming up with recipe titles? Whatever. So there are some things I’ve come to figure out from working… Read More »

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