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Almond Flour Coconut Waffles

In Breakfast, Treats On January 16, 2012 156 Comments

I hate when you have to pee but you kind of forget about it while you are driving, until you get in your house, then suddenly you’ve pulled… Read More »

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Chicken and Butternut Squash Pesto

In Chicken, Veggies On January 13, 2012 52 Comments

So if you’re not on Facebook, this post doesn’t really relate to you. Sorry for not being sorry. You have made the conscious decision to not be part… Read More »

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JB’s Viewpoint on Paleo

In Rants On January 12, 2012 151 Comments

Why do I keep calling myself JB? Stupid. What’s up with my picture for this post? Yeah…I don’t know either. Ok. I don’t really like talking about paleo with… Read More »

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Mexican Hash Egg Bake

In Breakfast, Eggs, Pork On January 11, 2012 153 Comments

O.M.G. Drool is accumulating in my mouth as I type. This may be one of my newest favoritest (no that’s not a word, dick) dishes I have ever… Read More »

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Maple Macadamia Nut Butter

In Treats On January 10, 2012 33 Comments

Hold the phone! HOLD THE FREAKING PHONE! Did I just say nut butter? Sh*t yes I did. God I love nut butters. Like, every kind. Any kind. I… Read More »

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New Year, New PaleOMG

In Rants On January 9, 2012 75 Comments

What in the hell is going on!? Did you just spit up your granola when you clicked on my site and it was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT?! Of course you… Read More »

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A Day in the Life of JB

In Rants On January 6, 2012 49 Comments

JB is me. You’re slow. I have big news. HUGE NEWS. Like, the most exciting news you’ll hear all day!!! Ready?? Ok, PaleOMG is getting a face lift…. Read More »

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Spaghetti Squash Breakfast Bake

In Breakfast, Eggs On January 5, 2012 81 Comments

So I went to a sports venue the other night. A basketball game to be exact. I know what you’re thinking, ‘omgIlovebasketballgames. Men in shorts. omgomgomg.’ Unless you’re… Read More »

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Apple and Bacon Rosemary Pork Burgers

In Fruit, Pork On January 4, 2012 38 Comments

Bacon is so hard to cook with. By the time I’m about to add it into a meal, it has somehow disappeared off my plate. And I have… Read More »

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Honey Infused Prune Deer Tagine

In Fruit, Game Meat On January 3, 2012 9 Comments

I swear I get addicted to something new every two weeks. I used to be addicted to almond butter, then sweet potatoes, then broccoli, then cake in a… Read More »

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Meaty Rice Stuffed Pumpkins

In 21DSD Entrees, Beef, Veggies On January 2, 2012 38 Comments

If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been pointing out the obvious lately: I’m single. I tend to go on tirades of this fact and emphasize it more than… Read More »

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Curried Twice Baked Sweet Potatoes

In Pork, Veggies On December 30, 2011 23 Comments

Well I’m back from Texas. I’m sure you were wondering. Glad to be back and in my own house and bed. I slept in a twin size bed… Read More »

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Patacones

In Veggies On December 29, 2011 11 Comments

Ohhhhhh family time is funny. Funny in the fact it is incredibly overwhelming. When you live like me, rarely seeing your family, it is quite the affair when… Read More »

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Crockpot Sweet Asian Meatballs

In Beef, Eggs On December 28, 2011 37 Comments

Oh my lord, I completely forgot to tell you about my pepper experience. How I forgot about this, I have no idea. But it needs to be talked… Read More »

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Fig Fudge Balls

In Treats On December 27, 2011 25 Comments

I know I said I wouldn’t be blogging much this week, but I lied. I couldn’t leave ya hangin now could I? That’d just be a dick move…. Read More »

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Crockpot Beef and Mushroom Stew

In 21DSD Entrees, Beef, Crockpot, Veggies On December 26, 2011 59 Comments

I just ate a bite of this. I was trying not to. I’m going out to breakfast soon but I woke up to the beautiful smell of meat… Read More »

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Pecan Coconut Butter

In Treats On December 22, 2011 33 Comments

I won’t be here for a couple days. I’m leaving the Denver area and heading to good ole’ Dallas, Texas. On Christmas Day. Oh lord. Traveling kind of… Read More »

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Crockpot Pork Green Chile

In 21DSD Entrees, Crockpot, Pork On December 21, 2011 86 Comments

I’m really into dried figs right now. They remind me of when I was younger and ate the sh*t out of Fig Newtons. Holy balls those lil’ cookies… Read More »

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Creamy Chicken Chili

In 21DSD Entrees, Chicken On December 20, 2011 46 Comments

Fasting. So risque. So controversial. Some people think it’s freaking weird, some people love it, and some people call it anorexic. Either way, I wanted to try it…. Read More »

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Sausage Spaghetti Squash Bake

In Eggs, Pork, Veggies On December 19, 2011 67 Comments

Lots of sh*t happened in a small amount of time this weekend. Me and some ladies headed up to Breckenridge for the lovely Laura’s birthday. She’s just so… Read More »

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Granola

In Breakfast, Treats On December 16, 2011 168 Comments

I may or may not be doing one of two things. I may be watching Man vs. Food or I may be eating sweet potato fries. And it… Read More »

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Mexican Chicken Soup/Stew over Cilantro Lime Rice

In 21DSD Entrees, Chicken, Crockpot, Veggies On December 14, 2011 74 Comments

I’m really good at transforming my hair. Manipulating, if you must. I’ve manipulated it to the point that it almost thinks it’s actually brunette. I’m actually a blond… Read More »

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Chicken and Plantain Curry

In Chicken, Veggies On December 13, 2011 25 Comments

Were you bummed I didn’t post any recipe on Monday?? Who am I kidding, you didn’t even notice did you? Well if you were worried about me, don’t… Read More »

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Elk Chipotle Chocolate Chili

In Beef On December 9, 2011 28 Comments

Let’s talk about today because it was good. I got to sleep in. Meaning I didn’t have to wake up at 4:30am so I was already in a… Read More »

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Sweet Potato Pilaf

In Pork, Veggies On December 8, 2011 20 Comments

Holy sh*t. Did you know it’s almost Christmas?! YOU DID?! And you didn’t even say anything??? You’re an asshole. How am I suppose to remember sh*t like this?… Read More »

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Southwest Meatloaf

In 21DSD Entrees, Beef, Veggies On December 7, 2011 82 Comments

Holy balls. I can barely walk today. I did pistols the other day. No I didn’t shoot things, I did one legged squats. Guns kinda scare me. But… Read More »

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Apple Onion Cinnamon Pork Chops over Crockpot Butternut Squash

In Crockpot, Fruit, Pork, Veggies On December 6, 2011 44 Comments

My toes hurt really bad. That’s because minimus shoes should not be warn in the dead of winter, in 4 inches of snow. There are literally 2 feet… Read More »