Ugh, I hate waking up to find out hackers decided they wanted to take your hard-earned money and spend it on playstation headsets. D*ck move, guys. That's the most boring stolen purchase I could even …
Happy Valentine's Day, you little lover! Are you making my Valentine’s Day Chocolate Chip Chocolate Heart Cookies on this non-special holiday? You totes should. Instead of making those cookies, I'll be getting my face lasered off. Nothing …
First things first - these muffins are absolutely, positively perfect. I loved them so damn much! Luckily I still have leftovers in the fridge! When you take them out of the oven, they are crispy …
Hi guys! I am so stoked to be here today sharing a favorite paleo recipe with you all! First of all, let me introduce myself, so you aren’t just eating food made by a stranger;) …
Well good morning, you lovely soul! What's going on with you? I'm just over hear waking up extra early from being so sore. My workout yesterday made me feel like my forearms were going to …
Short weeks are so fun! I don't actually have a short week because I have just as many posts to write and a podcast to record, but everyone else has a short week so I …
Pancakes are one of those paleo items that actually got me on board with paleo. But paleo pancakes were A LOT different almost 6 years ago. They were dry or eggy or banana-y, but they did …
I'm getting more cynical as I age. And I hate that. I hate pessimistic people and I always try my best to not be anything like them. I like to make jokes and I may …
I luuuuuuurvvvvvv oatmeal. I love it so much. BUT I'm not a fan of the fact that I'm hungry almost immediately after eating it. When people say it sticks to your bones and keeps you …
Hey booboo baby booboo. How you doin'? I'm doing better over here now that my face isn't melting off anymore. If you don't follow me on snapchat, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! …
I feel like we haven't REALLY chatted in, like, 47 years. What has been happening? What's going on in the world? Why haven't we talked!?!?!?!? Oh I know, because there was no Bachelorette on last week …
I think I'm recovered from Vegas. I think. I've still been going to bed earlier and sleeping in later then I feel like my body is broken, but I think it's almost over. It's crazy …
Are you ever pissed you aren't Beyonce? I am. She just slays it. All day errrrrrday. Watching her on tour right now makes me want to join a hip hop class and start dancing for …
Holy sh*t cakes! Our wedding is coming up sooooo quickly! I don't even know what I need to pack at this point. I have an entire table filled with swimsuits and outfits and shoes...but I …
I can't force this smoothie bowl on you, but if I could, I would make you eat/drink every last bite of it. Because it's effing delicious. No joke, I constantly crave it now. Problem is, …
After posting an alcoholic beverage last time and getting a little hate about it, I need to make something perfectly clear. A disclaimer, if you will. So here it is. I don't drink much alcohol. …
F*cking Olivia on The Bachelor. Telling a guy that you've hung out with twice that you're unhappy with you kankles is just not the best game plan. Hey guy, I'm insanely insecure, wanna date? From …
Yesterday was effing rough. I haven't hated the world that much in a loooong time. I'm usually a pretty positive person. I have my time of the month where I become Satan, but other than …
Why is football season not over with yet? WHY GOD, WHY?! I was recently given a box of pears. Yes, a box. And honestly, I don't really eat much fruit. I just don't care for fruit. …
So get this. I have my wedding dress. It's hanging in my guest bedroom right now. Just hanging there, waiting to be worn. But the problem is, it doesn't fit yet. The straps are WAY …
When your best friend goes to Jamba Juice and gets a pumpkin pie protein smoothie with almond milk and you think about that protein smoothie for 2 weeks straight...you make yourself a gosh damn pumpkin …
The Bachelor has began to fully disappoint after too many weeks of nothing happening on top of more nothing happening. Good sentence, huh? I've heard some people call Kaitlyn a slut because she's making out …
You guys. Dandelions have TAKEN OVER OUR YARD. We mowed on Sunday and they are already a foot above the grass. One day, I was feeling pumped up and began pulling a crap ton. Those …
I am so excited to finally have Alessandra from The Foodie Teen as a guest blogger on my site! This girl has it going on! Not only does she come up with fantastic recipes that …
I finally saw the third Hunger Games movie, part 1. Then I instantly remembered why I stopped reading the third book. It's soooo slow at the beginning. All she does is say "NO, I WON'T BE …
I miss my dog. Like, bad. Working in Pittsburgh is probably one of the best experiences I've ever been through, but being away from my little man is tough. Mostly because I miss his cuddles. …
It's official! I'm coming to Austin on our book tour for The Paleo Kitchen! We weren't sure if we were going to be able to book anything on such short notice, but I was lucky enough …
