Strawberry Almond Milk
August 2, 2016
I'm getting more cynical as I age. And I hate that. I hate pessimistic people and I always try my best to not be anything like them. I like to make jokes and I may …
“Peanut Butter” and Jelly Overnight Chia Pudding
July 26, 2016
I luuuuuuurvvvvvv oatmeal. I love it so much. BUT I'm not a fan of the fact that I'm hungry almost immediately after eating it. When people say it sticks to your bones and keeps you …
Cinnamon Peach Upside Down Cake
July 19, 2016
Hey booboo baby booboo. How you doin'? I'm doing better over here now that my face isn't melting off anymore. If you don't follow me on snapchat, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! …
Pancake Breakfast Sandwiches
July 12, 2016
I feel like we haven't REALLY chatted in, like, 47 years. What has been happening? What's going on in the world? Why haven't we talked!?!?!?!? Oh I know, because there was no Bachelorette on last week …
Caramel Mocha Frappe
June 22, 2016
I think I'm recovered from Vegas. I think. I've still been going to bed earlier and sleeping in later then I feel like my body is broken, but I think it's almost over. It's crazy …
Piña Colada Protein Shake
May 3, 2016
Are you ever pissed you aren't Beyonce? I am. She just slays it. All day errrrrrday. Watching her on tour right now makes me want to join a hip hop class and start dancing for …
Dirty Chai Fluffy Pancakes
March 29, 2016
Holy sh*t cakes! Our wedding is coming up sooooo quickly! I don't even know what I need to pack at this point. I have an entire table filled with swimsuits and outfits and shoes...but I …
Chocolate “Peanut Butter” Protein Smoothie Bowl
February 24, 2016
I can't force this smoothie bowl on you, but if I could, I would make you eat/drink every last bite of it. Because it's effing delicious. No joke, I constantly crave it now. Problem is, …
Valentine’s Day Chocolate Hazelnut Milkshake Martinis
February 11, 2016
After posting an alcoholic beverage last time and getting a little hate about it, I need to make something perfectly clear. A disclaimer, if you will. So here it is. I don't drink much alcohol. …
Chocolate Coffee Protein Chia Breakfast Bowls
January 27, 2016
F*cking Olivia on The Bachelor. Telling a guy that you've hung out with twice that you're unhappy with you kankles is just not the best game plan. Hey guy, I'm insanely insecure, wanna date? From …
Lemon Poppyseed Pancakes
January 12, 2016
Yesterday was effing rough. I haven't hated the world that much in a loooong time. I'm usually a pretty positive person. I have my time of the month where I become Satan, but other than …
Cardamom Caramel Pear Upside Down Cake
January 6, 2016
Why is football season not over with yet? WHY GOD, WHY?! I was recently given a box of pears. Yes, a box. And honestly, I don't really eat much fruit. I just don't care for fruit. …
Pumpkin Apple Streusel Muffins with Apple Cider Caramel
October 22, 2015
So get this. I have my wedding dress. It's hanging in my guest bedroom right now. Just hanging there, waiting to be worn. But the problem is, it doesn't fit yet. The straps are WAY …
Pumpkin Pie Protein Smoothie
October 14, 2015
When your best friend goes to Jamba Juice and gets a pumpkin pie protein smoothie with almond milk and you think about that protein smoothie for 2 weeks straight...you make yourself a gosh damn pumpkin …
Chocolate Chia Cherry Protein Shake
June 24, 2015
The Bachelor has began to fully disappoint after too many weeks of nothing happening on top of more nothing happening. Good sentence, huh? I've heard some people call Kaitlyn a slut because she's making out …
Raspberry Sunrise Breakfast Shake
May 5, 2015
You guys. Dandelions have TAKEN OVER OUR YARD. We mowed on Sunday and they are already a foot above the grass. One day, I was feeling pumped up and began pulling a crap ton. Those …
Guest Post: Chocolate Hazelnut Truffle Squares
March 10, 2015
I am so excited to finally have Alessandra from The Foodie Teen as a guest blogger on my site! This girl has it going on! Not only does she come up with fantastic recipes that …
Pumpkin Gingerbread Protein Shake
December 16, 2014
I finally saw the third Hunger Games movie, part 1. Then I instantly remembered why I stopped reading the third book. It's soooo slow at the beginning. All she does is say "NO, I WON'T BE …
Apple Pie Smoothie
October 16, 2014
I miss my dog. Like, bad. Working in Pittsburgh is probably one of the best experiences I've ever been through, but being away from my little man is tough. Mostly because I miss his cuddles. …
Vanilla Cream Mango Milkshake + Texas Book Tour Dates!
July 10, 2014
It's official! I'm coming to Austin on our book tour for The Paleo Kitchen! We weren't sure if we were going to be able to book anything on such short notice, but I was lucky enough …
Iced Mint Protein Mochas
June 26, 2014
I'm obsessed with making iced coffee drinks in the summer. Well, just this summer. I've never really done it before this summer. Stop saying summer. But I'm really into them now. And I'm even more …
Book Review: Dairy Free Salted Caramel Ice Cream Sandwiches
June 17, 2014
It's 10pm on Monday night and I'm in New York City, half alive. But I'm still dreaming of having one of these ice cream sandwiches when I get home tomorrow night. This book tour has …
Thick & Creamy Strawberry Banana Protein Shake
June 9, 2014
It's almost here! The Paleo Kitchen book tour begins TOMORROW! It's crazy exciting. I just wish we could go to more places in this first trip BUT we will go on more trips throughout the …
Pumpkin Chocolate Chai Protein Shakes
April 3, 2014
Well these stories are absolutely fantastic. If my dog could write, these are some of the things he would be saying. Jackson, my puppy, humped another dog yesterday. You know how I said he's becoming a …
Post Workout Sweet Potato Coffee Protein Shake
February 20, 2014
Post workout shakes are like getting rewarded after beating yourself into the ground in a workout. They were totally invented as positive reinforcement. Not because they refuel you, but because they taste like heaven. If you …
Salted Caramel Chocolate Raspberry Chia Pudding
February 10, 2014
Don't you hate when I make recipe titles that long? I don't. It explains everything that is in the recipe, so then there are no unhappy surprises. Oh wait. There is one surprise in this. …
Dark Chocolate Raspberry Chia Banana Bread
January 14, 2014
That's a mouth full. A delicious one. No seriously, it's super delicious. So I know my blog is pretty lighthearted and I usually make a joke about everything, but I need to talk about something close …
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