Crispy Sesame Brussels Sprouts with Creamy Curry Dipping Sauce
You know what may be the best feeling in the entire world? When you’re stuck in traffic, gripping your steering wheel so you don’t scream, then once it… Read More »
Southwest Meatballs with Creamy Cilantro Dipping Sauce
Holy poodles! I go to Vegas soon!! In all the hustle and bustle of moving, I’ve completely forgotten to plan my outfits, get a spray tan, and get… Read More »
Snack Attack: Smoky and Spicy Candied Cashews
I love cashews. I love paprika. I love sweet things. I love all of them combined. So that what I did it. These are like eating toffee covered… Read More »
Crockpot Pulled Pork Chili
I need to tell you about something that’s pretty much the greatest thing to happen to me since paleo brownies. Speaking of brownies, I might be making some… Read More »
Hatch Chile Mexican Casserole
Have you ever stared at someone in the car next to you while they were picking their nose? I have. And it makes me wonder how many people… Read More »
Mexican Rice Bowls
I shouldn’t be allowed to wear my workout shoes. Anywhere. Even the the gym. They smell like living hell. So yesterday, I thought it would be a good… Read More »
Summer Squash Meatball Casserole
Anybody else over listening to all this crap about the royal baby? I get it. It’s a big moment. It’s important. But come on. You news stations need… Read More »
Clean it up Mondays: Breakfast Meat Sauce
I can’t stop scratching. I can’t. I have been eaten alive by bugs over the weekend. Some mosquitos. But mostly biting flies. Since when do flies bite? Are… Read More »
Chipotle Chicken Salad
HI!! I’m obsessed with mayo right now. Ever since I found out that you can make mayo with an immersion blender, I want to make it every day…. Read More »
4th of July Triple Protein Burgers
I’ve somehow become obsessed with HGTV. Probably because I want to own my own place someday and it’s absolutely frightening. So I watch that channel constantly in hopes… Read More »
Quick Meal Friday: Easy Mexican Salad
Have you ever have one of those days, where you need to dye your hair so bad that you have no choice other than wearing a hat or… Read More »
Clean it Up Mondays: Turkey and Spinach Stuffed Sweet Potatoes
So, get this. I did not come up with the ‘Clean it up Mondays’ idea. It was actually the boyfriend. He mentioned that I should do something similar… Read More »
Chicken Enchilada Lasagna
The amount of food I ate this weekend was obnoxious. I haven’t done that in a while. Like, real naughty food. Most of the time I don’t “test… Read More »
Honey Mustard Crunchy Chicken Plantain Salad
I need to get my nails done. Like, bad. Who thought up, ‘you know, I want John Travolta to play the mom in the movie Hairspray’? So strange…. Read More »
My Meat Sauce I Put On Everything
Wearing high heels anywhere is so unrealistic. Especially while drinking. I’ve figured out, my toes almost always swell when I drink. Seriously, they get hot, swell up, and… Read More »
Pineapple Stuffed Chorizo Burgers
After CrossFitting for the past 3 years, I have learned the following: Nothing really ever gets easier. Movements get better, muscles get stronger, and the brain learns how… Read More »
Pork, Shrimp, and Chicken Sausage Gumbo
I like to incorporate as many different kinds of meats into a meal. More protein, happier Juli. I had gumbo a little while back while I was at… Read More »
Spicy Baked Cauliflower and Sweet Potatoes
SIDE DISH ALERT!! This is a side dish. Just FYI. I like side dishes. I just hate making them. Sorry if you’re still having issues with my blog…. Read More »
Smoky Roasted Acorn Squash and Sausage Soup
Were you surprised when you looked at my website yesterday and there was no post?? Oh…you didn’t even look at my website yesterday? Cool. Me neither. But if… Read More »
Chicken Tortilla Soup
This doesn’t actually have tortillas in it. So I lied. But I did put plantain chips in it. Which made it kind of like tortilla chips. Or fritos…. Read More »
Creamy Chicken Casserole
Creamy is kind of a gross word. Not as gross as moist. But a close second. Casseroles make me miss cheese. Cheese is so good. I sometimes eat… Read More »
Grilled Chili-Lime Sweet Potato Wedges
I ate these gorgeous little guys with my grilled bacon guacamole. It was a good choice. Just warning you now, these are bit spicy. If you don’t like… Read More »
Grilled Bacon Guacamole
Do you know how hard it is to not eat the bacon while trying to make this recipe? Real stupid hard. I had to make extra bacon. Sorry… Read More »
Buffalo Chicken Mini Meatloaf
It’s mini because mini things are more adorable. Therefore, you want them more. Want my meatloaf. Do it. Guess who is back in town?! Sergio!! He’s been in… Read More »
Pork Avocado Cream Enchiladas
I’ve survived 3 days without sugar. And I’m surprisingly even more hyper than usual. I like it. You know what I didn’t like? How much you all hated… Read More »
Grilled Swordfish with Peach and Avocado Salsa
There are some things that don’t make sense to me. Many things, actually. First thing is first, I don’t understand why men wear chains. Don’t wear a chain… Read More »
4th of July Spinach and Artichoke Dip (two ways!)
Let’s talk about nuts. It’s about time since I told you a while ago I would explain why I took them out of my diet. I’m an assh*le…. Read More »
