Simple Ginger Carrot Soup
Well hello again! It's almost back to normal here at paleOMG. Did you miss me?! I missed you. I didn't really know how much my website meant to me until I couldn't use it anymore, …
Well hello again! It's almost back to normal here at paleOMG. Did you miss me?! I missed you. I didn't really know how much my website meant to me until I couldn't use it anymore, …
Were you surprised when you looked at my website yesterday and there was no post?? Oh...you didn't even look at my website yesterday? Cool. Me neither. But if you were one of the few that …
Guess what I did? I put on actual running shoes the other day, meaning yesterday, and they seriously felt like moon boots. It's crazy how much more cushion they have compared to minimus shoes. I …
I can't stop eating plantain chips. I'm giving them up, cold turkey. And I'm doing a sugar detox. My face is being stupid. I'm annoyed. That's was way too negative to start off a post like …
This doesn't actually have tortillas in it. So I lied. But I did put plantain chips in it. Which made it kind of like tortilla chips. Or fritos. Whichever you like better, that's what it …
Ok ok I did it. I washed my hair. AND shaved my legs. I hated every second of it. Especially since it's now freezing in Colorado. Shaving your legs + goosebumps, blows ass. It's painful. It's …
I must really be into Cuban food. Because I pair pork and plantains together on a regular basis. I didn't even know that was a Cuban thing until a reader asked if I was Cuban …
I need to stop eating squashes. It's getting out of control. I think I bought every kind of squash possible the other day. Pretty sure some of them are just decorative squashes. Some look like …
Salt and pepper does not count as an ingredient. Just facts of life people. Facts of life. Biggest annoyance of the day: when I actually take the time to shave my legs and they are no …
Creamy is kind of a gross word. Not as gross as moist. But a close second. Casseroles make me miss cheese. Cheese is so good. I sometimes eat cheese but then regret that decision abouuuuut 45 …
I haven't done a leftover recipe in a while. And if you're wondering what the hell a leftover recipe is, well I'll tell you. A leftover recipe is a recipe I have made a while …
So in this recipe, I recreated my own version of grits, with cauliflower. I tried grits one time when I was probably 19 at Waffle House. Ever been to Waffle House? It's like dining in …
I think it's about time I hire someone who will make up recipe names for my blog. I suck ass at it. I'll pay them nothing, but I'll feed them. Roll ups just remind you …
I could name these burgers something clever BUT I don't care enough to. So instead, I use my own self given nickname to name them. Self absorption at its max. I look like a train wreck …
Sooooo since I just got back from vacation in Lake Powell, I haven't quite transitioned to real life yet. I hate reality. I have to workout with real barbells instead of just rocks. I have …
I'm a bit on the annoyed side today. I'm not one to get mad or angry or even sad about what people say about me or my blog (I'm weird, I know that) but I …
Do you know how hard it is to not eat the bacon while trying to make this recipe? Real stupid hard. I had to make extra bacon. Sorry about the picture suckiness. I have kind of …
I've survived 3 days without sugar. And I'm surprisingly even more hyper than usual. I like it. You know what I didn't like? How much you all hated my savory waffles yesterday. I go outside the …
Are these skewers or kabobs? What's the difference? Or is it the skewers are what puts together the kabobs? Whatever. Do you ever get those Living Social deals in your inbox? I do. I've complained about …
There are some things that don't make sense to me. Many things, actually. First thing is first, I don't understand why men wear chains. Don't wear a chain necklace. It's just weird. Chokers are even …
Wanna hear a cool story? Maybe you've noticed that my Twitter handle is PaleOhMyGoodnes? Or you've searched for @paleomg on Twitter and been confused with what you found? No? You think Twitter is dumb? Cool. Me …
How pumped are you that I finally posted something that wasn't dessert related? Yeah, I know, I hate it too. Anywho, I don't know much. That's a given. But I do know a couple things. I like …
If you're new to the site, or just slow, leftovers means I've made this recipe in the past, but the picture looked like someone sneezed on the food, so I had to make it again …
I made it one day without working out. That's because my quads were tearing apart. But not working out is kind of boring. And JB bored = high consumption of nut butters. I don't know …
I've made the conscious decision that I cannot and will not carry a purse any longer. Pretty much because I take my lifting shoes with me wherever I go. And two water bottles. And tape. …
Oh lord. Regionals workouts were announced. I don't really want to talk about it. Or think about it. Or dream about it. Or cry about it. All of which I'm going to do. Wait, wait, wait. You want me …
I love plantains. They make the best chips. Chips should often be dipped in things. Like guacamole. You can understand my anguish when I figured out I had no avocados the other day. But thankfully …