Pineapple Caribbean Jerk Filet Mignon
I’M SORRY!! My website has been similar to a child. A pain in the freaking ass. I wish I could tell you what the issues are, but I’m… Read More »
Pumpkin Bread French Toast (nut free)
You all should know something. I bought a new computer. I took the plunge and bought a Mac. That’s some expensive sh*t right there. It pretty much cost… Read More »
Pumpkin Pie Bars
I know what you’re thinking. What the f*ck Juli. It’s the second day you’ve posted something sweet AND something pumpkin…where the hell is the real food?? Where is… Read More »
Pumpkin Granola
Oh no I didn’t. No I did not just combine pumpkin and granola AND paleo all into one bowl. OH WAIT, yes I did!! This is one of… Read More »
Lion’s Head Meatballs
Na, these aren’t made from lions. I wish. I wonder what lion tastes like. OMG I’m kidding all you endangered species advocates. I won’t eat a lion. Unless… Read More »
Chicken Coconut Curry Noodle Bowl
My car is doomed. Legit doomed. The latte incident almost 2 weeks ago has ruined my car. I went in, spent $50 getting it detailed, I’ve been keeping… Read More »
Thai Pork and Noodles
I shaved my legs. Now they itch. I hate using old razors. Stupid poor decisions. I’ve been listening to A LOT of music lately. And I only do… Read More »
Chicken and Plantain Curry
Were you bummed I didn’t post any recipe on Monday?? Who am I kidding, you didn’t even notice did you? Well if you were worried about me, don’t… Read More »
Cilantro Salmon Burgers with a Cilantro Lime Vinaigrette
It’s officially winter. It has snowed twice as of now. You know what that means? Depression. Kidding, I don’t really get depressed. That’s a lie. But I do… Read More »
Pumpkin Waffles
I’m sitting in blood testing center right now, next to a man who is drawing cartoons of penguins. He’s quite good. Like REALLY good. I wish I appreciated… Read More »
