My Meat Sauce I Put On Everything
Wearing high heels anywhere is so unrealistic. Especially while drinking. I’ve figured out, my toes almost always swell when I drink. Seriously, they get hot, swell up, and… Read More »
Leftovers: Sausage Spaghetti Squash Bake
There are some things I don’t believe in: cats liver dancing with the stars any of the ‘Saw’ movies my website being a b*tch But don’t worry, there… Read More »
Zucchini Pesto Roll Ups
I think it’s about time I hire someone who will make up recipe names for my blog. I suck ass at it. I’ll pay them nothing, but I’ll… Read More »
Baby Pizza Bites
What a stupid name. These bite size morsels of happiness are divine. And a perfect party platter appetizer. I ate them as a meal because I don’t like… Read More »
Caramelized Onion Frittata
I don’t even know if I’m spelling frittata right. I really don’t. And spell check doesn’t either. Shame on you spell check. Get with the times bro. If… Read More »
On-The-Go Egg Bites & a Cooking Video!
I know what you’re thinking…REAL ORIGINAL JULI…and you’re right. This recipe isn’t a original. Really almost any paleo blog you look at out there, you can find some… Read More »
Curried Twice Baked Sweet Potatoes
Well I’m back from Texas. I’m sure you were wondering. Glad to be back and in my own house and bed. I slept in a twin size bed… Read More »
Sausage Spaghetti Squash Bake
Lots of sh*t happened in a small amount of time this weekend. Me and some ladies headed up to Breckenridge for the lovely Laura’s birthday. She’s just so… Read More »











