Personal Pesto Chicken Meatza
I’m wearing my retainer right now. My retainer from 8th grade. It’s not comfortable, AT ALL. It’s real tough to actually get them on. It’s similar to putting… Read More »
Simple Blueberry Lemon Birthday Cake
This complicated expensive camera stuff is hard. Even though I read an entire book on it, unless I physically know what I’m doing, sh*t ain’t gonna happen. So… Read More »
Pineapple Stuffed Chorizo Burgers
After CrossFitting for the past 3 years, I have learned the following: Nothing really ever gets easier. Movements get better, muscles get stronger, and the brain learns how… Read More »
Artichoke Lemon Pesto Chicken Pasta
Pesto burps. They never seem to come at the right times. Like during a workout. Not my favorite thing. I’m into Michael Jackson right now. And Glee versions… Read More »
My Green Smoothie
So I just got my Blendtec and she’s reaaaal beautiful. By far the best blender I’ve ever owned. It has a touch screen for gosh sakes. I’m surprised… Read More »
Thanksgiving Pumpkin Cheesecake
If you’re wondering if you should make this, well, you should. It made my non-paleo friends even happy. That’s how you know you’ve done something right. I do… Read More »
Blueberry Donuts with Blueberry Lemon Jam
So I finally did it. I gave in and bought a donut pan. Why? Because donuts remind me of a simple time in my life. A time when… Read More »
Simple Herb Crusted Salmon
People like easy things. Especially men. They like simple, easy recipes. And easy women. They can’t help it, they just do. Ok, geez I’m kidding. Only 94% of… Read More »
End of Summer Cobb Salad
If you haven’t noticed, I rarely post salad recipes. That’s mostly because salads remind me of my days when I used to count calories and eat salads that… Read More »
Zucchini Pesto Roll Ups
I think it’s about time I hire someone who will make up recipe names for my blog. I suck ass at it. I’ll pay them nothing, but I’ll… Read More »
