Pumpkin Pie Bars
I know what you’re thinking. What the f*ck Juli. It’s the second day you’ve posted something sweet AND something pumpkin…where the hell is the real food?? Where is… Read More »
Pumpkin Apple Spice Waffles
Ok it’s time to talk about the big time sh*t that went down this past week. Well, not exactly big sh*t, BUT I cried my eyes out like… Read More »
Pumpkin Granola
Oh no I didn’t. No I did not just combine pumpkin and granola AND paleo all into one bowl. OH WAIT, yes I did!! This is one of… Read More »
Zucchini Apple Spice Muffins
So the roommates, and all other girlfriends, were all out of town over the weekend. They went up to Aspen to drink, listen to Mumford & Sons, and… Read More »
Crockpot Sugar Detox Dessert Stuffed Apples
Ok, before you judge the sh*t out of these pictures and think this dessert looks disgusting and hate on this recipe, breathe. I cooked these guys for almost… Read More »
Sugar Detox Pumpkin Cake in a Mug with Chocolate Whip
Haha. Whip. You all are going to hate me. And judge me. I know it, I just know it. I kind of cheated. Well, not kind of, I… Read More »
Sugar Detox Carrot Cake Pudding (with a cooking video!)
Two desserts this week. You smart people are excited. You dessert nazis are annoyed. Haters. Well luckily, this dessert has no added sugar in it. So really, it… Read More »
Maple Walnut Sweet Potato Loaf
Why did I just eat so much? Why do bacon and eggs go well so together? Why am I watching ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ by… Read More »
Easter Weekend: Double Decker Carrot Cake Cupcakes
The purists will hate me for this recipe. But I’m about to toot my own horn anyway. Because these cupcakes are absolutely delicious. And the frosting tastes like… Read More »
Blueberry Pumpkin Pie Protein Shake
I’ve gotta face it. Not all people like to eat meat for breakfast. I know I couldn’t even fathom eating steak or chicken or pork for breakfast when… Read More »











