Simple Shrimp Salad
Do you have any idea how exciting it is when I find a Sex and the City episode that I’ve never seen before? Crazy exciting. Crazy, wicked exciting…. Read More »
Honey Mustard Crunchy Chicken Plantain Salad
I need to get my nails done. Like, bad. Who thought up, ‘you know, I want John Travolta to play the mom in the movie Hairspray’? So strange…. Read More »
Pineapple Caribbean Jerk Filet Mignon
I’M SORRY!! My website has been similar to a child. A pain in the freaking ass. I wish I could tell you what the issues are, but I’m… Read More »
Leftovers: Sausage Spaghetti Squash Bake
There are some things I don’t believe in: cats liver dancing with the stars any of the ‘Saw’ movies my website being a b*tch But don’t worry, there… Read More »
Simple Herb Crusted Salmon
People like easy things. Especially men. They like simple, easy recipes. And easy women. They can’t help it, they just do. Ok, geez I’m kidding. Only 94% of… Read More »
Leftovers: Mexican Inspired Burgers
I’m starting to try out the oil cleansing method to rid myself of this stupid acne. I’m making my zits my friends. Giving them oil rub downs nightly…. Read More »
Grilled Swordfish with Peach and Avocado Salsa
There are some things that don’t make sense to me. Many things, actually. First thing is first, I don’t understand why men wear chains. Don’t wear a chain… Read More »
Bison Brat Breakfast Scramble
You know when you’re about to pee your pants and you have to stop at a grocery store or a gas station and run to the stall, only… Read More »
Chunky Pineapple Guacamole with Grilled Sweet Potato Chips
How pumped are you that I finally posted something that wasn’t dessert related? Yeah, I know, I hate it too. Anywho, I don’t know much. That’s a given…. Read More »
Leftovers: Barbacoa
If you’re new to the site, or just slow, leftovers means I’ve made this recipe in the past, but the picture looked like someone sneezed on the food,… Read More »
