Cherry and Apple Giant Stuffed Pork Chops
I feel bloated. What the fudge. I haven’t even had any fudge as of late. Maybe it’s because I had a smoothie yesterday. Why does fruit make me… Read More »
Maple Mustard Short Rib Bacon Burgers
Say whaaaaaaaa? That recipe title is excessively long. But totally worth every word. I’m really into these burgers right now. And if you haven’t tried Steve’s Original Paleo… Read More »
Meat Crust Quiche
Every time I see a flaky crust on a quiche, I want it. And making a fake paleo crust just wouldn’t be the same. So I made the… Read More »
Herb Spinach Chicken Burgers
I swear the weird looking onions in the picture aren’t worms. It’s too cold here in CO to play with worms. So I live by a park. A… Read More »
Rutabaga Bacon Breakfast Hash
OMG. I’m obsessed with rutabagas right now. I don’t really know why, but I think it’s because they are a never-before-used vegetable in my world. I love new… Read More »
Pork, Shrimp, and Chicken Sausage Gumbo
I like to incorporate as many different kinds of meats into a meal. More protein, happier Juli. I had gumbo a little while back while I was at… Read More »
Rutabaga Egg Nests
Happy New Year, you excessively good looking paleo eaters. How’s your New Year starting off? Are you just starting to read my blog because you’re just going paleo… Read More »
Peach BBQ Turkey Meatloaf (nut and egg free)
If you haven’t seen Steve’s Original sauces yet, you need to get with the program. Paleo sauces and dressings?! Yes please. When I got this Peach BBQ sauce,… Read More »
Spicy Baked Cauliflower and Sweet Potatoes
SIDE DISH ALERT!! This is a side dish. Just FYI. I like side dishes. I just hate making them. Sorry if you’re still having issues with my blog…. Read More »
Breakfast Bacon and Maple Meatballs
People are always asking me for recipe ideas for people who can’t eat eggs. Welp, here ya go. Breakfast meatballs. No eggs. No nuts. Just happiness. And for… Read More »
Simple Ginger Carrot Soup
Well hello again! It’s almost back to normal here at paleOMG. Did you miss me?! I missed you. I didn’t really know how much my website meant to… Read More »
Smoky Roasted Acorn Squash and Sausage Soup
Were you surprised when you looked at my website yesterday and there was no post?? Oh…you didn’t even look at my website yesterday? Cool. Me neither. But if… Read More »
Thanksgiving Caramelized Onion & Sausage Stuffing
I can’t stop eating plantain chips. I’m giving them up, cold turkey. And I’m doing a sugar detox. My face is being stupid. I’m annoyed. That’s was way… Read More »
Chicken Tortilla Soup
This doesn’t actually have tortillas in it. So I lied. But I did put plantain chips in it. Which made it kind of like tortilla chips. Or fritos…. Read More »
Crockpot Sweet Potato Basil Soup
Ok ok I did it. I washed my hair. AND shaved my legs. I hated every second of it. Especially since it’s now freezing in Colorado. Shaving your legs… Read More »
Pork and Plantain Cuban Breakfast Hash
I must really be into Cuban food. Because I pair pork and plantains together on a regular basis. I didn’t even know that was a Cuban thing until… Read More »
Apple and Butternut Squash Hash
I need to stop eating squashes. It’s getting out of control. I think I bought every kind of squash possible the other day. Pretty sure some of them… Read More »
5 Ingredient Breakfast Stuffed Acorn Squash
Salt and pepper does not count as an ingredient. Just facts of life people. Facts of life. Biggest annoyance of the day: when I actually take the time… Read More »
Italian Meatloaf
I absolutely 100% completely adore meatloaf. In any form. I’ve made a lot of meatloafs…meatloaves…whatever, I’ve made a lot in my day. There are so many ways you… Read More »
Easy Shredded Pork over Caramelized Mashed Plantains
Are you seeing the theme this week? I sure am. It’s called laziness. Easy breakfast crockpot thingy, now easy shredded crockpot pork. Come on Juli, get your sh*t… Read More »
Creamy Chicken Casserole
Creamy is kind of a gross word. Not as gross as moist. But a close second. Casseroles make me miss cheese. Cheese is so good. I sometimes eat… Read More »
Easy Crockpot Breakfast Pie
This isn’t really a pie. There’s no crust. But I cut it out in the shape of a slice of pie. Therefore, it’s a breakfast pie. Don’t fight… Read More »
Summer Squash Breakfast Bowl
So in this recipe, I recreated my own version of grits, with cauliflower. I tried grits one time when I was probably 19 at Waffle House. Ever been… Read More »
The JB Burger Special
I could name these burgers something clever BUT I don’t care enough to. So instead, I use my own self given nickname to name them. Self absorption at… Read More »
Breakfast Meatza
Sooooo since I just got back from vacation in Lake Powell, I haven’t quite transitioned to real life yet. I hate reality. I have to workout with real… Read More »
Creamy Avocado and Spinach Chicken Pasta
I’m a bit on the annoyed side today. I’m not one to get mad or angry or even sad about what people say about me or my blog… Read More »
Grilled Bacon Guacamole
Do you know how hard it is to not eat the bacon while trying to make this recipe? Real stupid hard. I had to make extra bacon. Sorry… Read More »
