Why hello. I’m Juli and I am food obsessed.
I take food infatuation to a whole new level. I hate how obsessed I am with food. Not really.
I eat paleo. If you did not notice from the blog name, well, that’s understandable. It’s not Pale Omg, like the skin color. I’m usually pretty tan. I love spray tans. It’s actually pronounced pay-lee-o.m.g. There ya go, you did it! I just love food. I even eat some gluten free stuff. Don’t freak out though. I just REALLY love food. Especially food that makes me feel good. Are you pickin’ up what I’m throwin’ down? Good.
I write this blog for you from Denver, CO. I hate hiking and outdoor sports. And I don’t drive a Subaru, but I swear I am a native. I like CrossFit. Ok love. It’s pretty much the best thing that’s ever happened to me. When I’m not blogging or writing cookbooks, I’m working out.
Here’s the thing, pairing paleo and CrossFit together has completely changed my life. I’ve never felt better inside or out. So I love dressing up in clothes and sharing some of my outfits and affordable finds, other than just the workout clothes I wear daily. I want to share with people not only the food that I create in my own kitchen to make me feel healthier and happier, but also the things that make me feel confident. Like fashion. Or beauty. Or my workouts. And how I eat gluten free when I travel. Paleo isn’t just about the food you eat, it’s also about how it makes you feel!
Anywho, I don’t care about the science behind why paleo is good for you. I literally don’t care. I just like eating. And I like that I have a great working digestive tract after consuming the foods I love. So if you are looking for facts, please check out Robb Wolf, Mark Sisson, or Whole9 and let them guide you into knowledge land. I’ll be over here chowing down on some Almond Butter Blondies, waiting for you to come back.
OH HEY, you’re back!
I don’t eat perfectly. Again, I REALLY like dark chocolate. And even some gluten free foods. Paleo purists roll their eyes at me because of my imperfections. But I write this blog to help people eat healthier and live better. Strict paleo or not.
If you are easily offended, you will probably hate my blog posts. I am unapologetic, quite frank, and a bit obscene at times, but that is who I am and how I cook. I’m messy, to say the least. So please do not email me asking me to stop cursing. My mother did that my whole life and it never worked. Meaning, I will not change for you.
All I really want out of this blog is to make you laugh and inspire you to eat something delicious and become more confident with yourself. If you don’t cook, then stop looking at food blogs while sitting at your desk at work. Go to the grocery store, buy fresh food and cook it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Here, I’m gonna help you get started with a list of my most popular recipes…
Want to get in contact with me or find even more recipes?!
Need to chat? Leave a comment on one of my blog posts to hear back within that day! If you have a deeper question or a business inquiry, email firstname.lastname@example.org. Remember, do not ask me not to curse. Your email will be deleted immediately or, if I’m feeling spicy, I will write you back in all curse words. Believe me, I’ve done it before.
Tweet me on Twitter. I’m 96% sure I won’t write back.
Watch me embarrass myself on YouTube.
Follow me on Facebook. I kind of hate Facebook, but I try to update it weekly.
Follow me on Pinterest for WAY more than just food!
Watch my life unfold on Instagram. Instagram is the new black.
Don’t try to follow me on Snapchat. It’s too confusing for this 30 year old so I erased it.
And listen to my podcast, but don’t email me complaining about my potty mouth. It’s rated explicit for a reason, people!!
And if you’re looking for more than just food, here are some of my favorite posts that that have nothing to do with eating (well kind of…food is involved in everything I do).
How I Changed My Skin
Where to Eat Gluten Free While Traveling
Get Active & Stay Active
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