Category: Food/Recipe

Sweet Pork Chops

No, I’m not talking about your favorite elementary school teacher’s butt (urban dictionary explanation: a fat persons rear end that is so saggy it forms a kind of point where the cheeks meet at the bottom)…wow that just made me

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Coconut Curry Throw Together

Is this really considered a recipe….? Not really. Is it me utilizing my random items from my fridge and pantry? Yes. After making my chicken mole last week, I had some leftover chicken tenders, a crap ton of broccoli, some

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Chicken Mole

No, that’s not pronounced mole. It’s mole-A! Give it a Mexican flare at the end, come on, try it!! TRY IT!!! Shout it at the roof tops. “Mole-A, Mole-A, TODAY TODAY!!” That’s what you should be singing when you are

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Barbacoa

So when I need a quick lunch, Chipotle is my go-to for something delicious and crazy satisfying. Have you seen the amount of guacamole they give you there? Jesus. Qdoba is still decent, but they cheat you on guac portions,

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Over Stuffed Burgers

I’ve come to terms with it…I love fat a bit too much. And I love it more than it loves me. We have a bit of a strained relationship. I mean, I show it how much I care on a

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Zoodles and Squoodles Pizza Casserole

Are you confused how to even pronounce the squoodles word? Yeah, me too. That’s because it’s not a real word. So, i’ll try to help you out: try to say it like you’re saying “screw” but you can’t pronounce your

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Oh, Hi! I’m Juli.

I’m a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don’t know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.

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