I have clever recipe names this week. I’m just really creative. And clever. This hash has everything but the kitchen sink in it. HAHAHAHA. So funny. I’m so funny. Anyways, this was delicious. So big things are happening in my
You know when you’re about to pee your pants and you have to stop at a grocery store or a gas station and run to the stall, only to be unpleasantly surprised when the door lock is broken, and you’re
I forgot to tell you yesterday that when I drank the other night, my first drink tasted like grass. Sergio and I thought it would be a good idea to put mashed up kiwi in our vodka sodas since we
Dear Credit Card Thief, We need to chat some things over. I’m not sure how you got my credit card number, but it was very rude of you to steal. Stealing leads to bad karma. Bad karma leads to a
We’re going back in time again people. In the vault. Back to May. When I first started posting recipes and taking pictures with my phone. The phone I had dropped multiple times while intoxicated in college, standing on top of
This should really be called “I don’t know what to make so I used anything I had in my fridge-throw together”. Because that’s what it is. I had a ton of leftover junk in my fridge, I got hungry, so
My stomach is screwed up. Consuming beef sticks and trail mix all day Wednesday and all day Saturday did not make my stomach happy. I just need to not purchase nuts when I’m traveling. I eat them, they don’t fill
I just ate a bite of this. I was trying not to. I’m going out to breakfast soon but I woke up to the beautiful smell of meat in my house, so I couldn’t help myself. That would just be
Let’s recap the weekend. It was really fun. Friday night I went to bed at 9 after I rolled out on lacrosse ball on my living room floor while watching Keeping up with the Kardashians. Thrilling, I tell you. But
So I kinda walk funny. I might call it a strut but then id be lying to myself…and to all of you who haven’t seen my awkward ass waddle. I’m quite self conscious about it. I walk like a duck…or
Food is my love language. It’s my everything. I used to be strict paleo, but I have found a much better balance with food ever since healing my gut AND my relationship with it. These days you’ll find paleo recipes along with anything else I’m dreaming up and enjoying! Just like me, my food is ever-evolving!
