Dear butt, You are being a pain in the ass. That was a dumb pun, but seriously. I treat you well, I work you out, I dance like a fool on camera, and all you do is ache. I literally
O.M.G. Drool is accumulating in my mouth as I type. This may be one of my newest favoritest (no that’s not a word, dick) dishes I have ever made. That sentence made no sense. Well, this might be because I
Let’s talk about today because it was good. I got to sleep in. Meaning I didn’t have to wake up at 4:30am so I was already in a fantastic mood by 7am. Then I got Kaladi americano with heavy cream
Holy balls. I can barely walk today. I did pistols the other day. No I didn’t shoot things, I did one legged squats. Guns kinda scare me. But seriously, if you want your ass to feel like someone literally took
You know what I hate? Well, it seems like a lot of things by sound of my posts at times, but that’s not totally true. I do hate one thing for sure, though. Expensive purses. Yep, I hate them. Sh*t
So what better place to talk about body hair than a food blog? I don’t like body hair. Let me rephrase that, I don’t like body hair on ME. I like hair on dudes. A hairy chest, love it. Hairy
I ate a burger last night. Shocker. It was freaking delicious. Wednesday nights are Power Hour Crew nights. Don’t know what the hell i’m talking about? Shame on you. I’m kidding. You most likely don’t even know me. I’ll explain.
While I’m training for Regionals, my social life is EXTREMELY exciting. I mean I go out every night, drink generous amounts of alcohol, and indulge in dessert parties regularly. I just lied. About everything. My social life is somewhat of
Food is my love language. It’s my everything. I used to be strict paleo, but I have found a much better balance with food ever since healing my gut AND my relationship with it. These days you’ll find paleo recipes along with anything else I’m dreaming up and enjoying! Just like me, my food is ever-evolving!
