Meatloaves? Meatloafs? I don’t like how meatloaves looks. The word. I’m not writing that as my recipe name. It kinda creeps me out.
I went out this weekend. Well, kind of. I first went out to lunch at The Crushery (pretty much my fav restaurant) with Rj and Clark. I made myself blueberry honey chai coconut milk ice cream. I ate all of mine. The guys didn’t finish theirs. The disappoint that fills my loins is unbelievable. I don’t know what I just said. But pretty much they are p*ssys. It’s just fact. Sorry boys.
Then the night came. It was Sarah’s bday and I was totally down to do whatever she wanted. Then I worked out, sat on the couch for an hour because I thought I was going to die, then dragged myself to the shower, then put my workout pants back on (I know I’m gross but spandex are my life) then styled my hair, then went to Sarah’s house, then I sat down. Big mistake. I had been up since 4:20 am and was absolutely exhausted. I made it until 11pm. Then had to go home and pass out. Fail. I suck as a best friend. Then Laura and Steph had to take a cab ride home…from less than 2 miles away. I suck as a roommate.
Then I finished my weekend off with make paleo banana bread french toast. I literally love myself for making this. I’m not joking. Somebody has got to love me so it has to be myself. I’m so narcissistic.
Then I got to meet with Greg from Renegade Fitness and asked him about making mens shirts. I have wanted to make guys shirts for a while BUT the majority of my readers (or at least the people who comment) are women soooooo it’s hard to figure out if they would sell. So I gotta ask you now, if I had guy shirts available, would you buy one!? Or would you buy one for your husband or boyfriend or best friend?
Please let me know in the comments because I need proof that at least more than 10 men read my blog. Pleasepleasepleaseplease. And thank you.
Guess what else I got for ya?! A humiliating cooking video!! Yes, I do dance. Yes, I wear sunglasses while I dance. Yes, I look very pale. Please just support the cause. The mini meatloaves. There I said it. I hated every second of it.
- 1lb ground beef
- ½lb andouille sausage
- 2 eggs, whisked
- 1 cup almond flour/meal
- ½ large yellow onion, diced
- 1 green bell pepper, diced
- 1 garlic clove, minced
- 1 tablespoon coconut oil
- 2 tablespoon hot sauce (I used Cholula)
- 1 teaspoon chili powder
- ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
- ½ teaspoon cumin
- ½ teaspoon salt
- ¼ teaspoon white pepper
- ¼ teaspoon black pepper
- 1 tablespoon coconut oil
- 1 (8oz) can of tomato sauce
- ¼ yellow onion, minced
- 1 garlic clove, minced
- 1-2 tablespoon hot sauce
- 1 teaspoon chili powder
- ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
- ¼ teaspoon cumin
- ¼ teaspoon white pepper
- ¼ teaspoon salt and pepper
- Preheat your oven to 375 degrees.
- First you gotta make your meatloaf. In a pot or pan, add your coconut oil and minced garlic.
- When garlic becomes fragrant, add your onion and green pepper to cook down until onion becomes translucent. Then remove from heat to cool.
- While veggies cool, add your ground beef and andouille sausage to a large bowl, then add your cooled veggies, eggs, almond flour and the rest of your spices.
- Use your hands or a spoon to combine all the ingredients.
- Press meat mixture into your muffin tin. If you are using silicone liners, you won’t have to grease them but if you are not, grease your muffin tin.
- Place in the oven for 15-20 minutes.
- While your mini little guys are cooking, make your sauce.
- Add a tablespoon of coconut oil to your saucepan, add your minced garlic and minced onion to begin to cook down.
- Once the onion is translucent, add your tomato sauce, hot sauce, and seasonings to cooking on low and thicken.
- Once the little meat packages are done, top them off with your sauce!
- Eat!!



















While I might not actually buy a shirt, I figured I would let you know that I am a male that is now reading your blog via an RSS subscription.
Just found the site a couple days ago via marksdailyapple.com
Haha thanks for your honesty!! You’re still awesome :)
This is probably a weird thing to say, but I want my butt to look like yours one day.
HA! That’s hilarious because all you need is Lululemon in your life, it makes everything better. Lulu slightly lies, just know that.
Lulu’s sports bras are amazing – i look like i might still have boobs when i wear them, instead of like a 12 year old girl.
Lol they are wicked awesome!! Holds everything in place quite well
Yoga pants are like the wonderbras of the *ss world…DON’T TELL THE MEN!
For reals. Poor men
as a male that reads this blog, this strain is hilarious, especially since I own multiple pairs of lulu. the secret is out ladies.
Lulus look great on guys bums so you’re really just down right smart Jeff
what about tiny dog t-shirts? my chihuahua chicken expressed interest… though she’s a girl dog not a boy.
I’ll look into it Amanda ;)
Don’t know if I’d buy a shirt either, but I regularly check out the blog. Depends on what the shirt looks like. Love the recipes though…..and the humor of course! Good stuff
I agree with Mallory. I want your butt as well. I actually made you savory meatloaf this weekend into mini-loafs & one actual “meat loaf” so I could live off of them for the next week. They are delish! I actually ate half the meatloaf in one sitting last night.
Genius KerriAnn!! That sounds super delish!!
awesome… all of it. awesome
Lol ur awesome Jarrett!
i’m a guy. and i might buy a shirt. but so far i’d be the only one. so you could just get a blank t-shirt and write on it with sharpie. it’d be cheaper i guess. haha :)
You rock Rob. I officially love you the most since you’re the only one who MIGHT
Awesome vid. You are getting much more comfortable in front of the camera. The editing is getting better too. The dance parties are def the best part.
You know what would be cool? Is if you had a little animation with your logo and a jingle at the beginning. You should find someone to do that for you.
Nice work!
Lol thank you Mather. I’m just being more myself, which is even more humiliating than I sometimes portray.
And I TOTALLY want to do that, just don’t know how!!
I would by a men’s shirt even though I’m a woah-man. My “genetic gifts” (tatas) just won’t cooperate in women’s size tshirts. I might get one for husband too.
We will find you a shirt for those friends of yours!
Thanks :)
Same as what Stephanie said! Oh, and I’d marry Cholula if I polygamy weren’t illegal.
Cholula is pure heaven
if you like cholula, you should try valentina. it’s the mexican ketchup. especially delicious on, well, everything, but what i meant to say was it’s especially delicious on jicama. with some lime and a bit of salt. i promise you that i’m white. this is what happens when you live in texas and marry a mexican :-p
by the way (yeah, i’m a stalker), way to kill WOD 12.1! a score deserving of falling asleep early!
Where do you get your valentina? And it’s cool, that’s what the games website is all about, stalking others. It’s like a facebook specific to crossfitters. genius.
i actually found it at super target. it was something like $1.50 for 32 oz or some ungodly amount. we’ve had the bottle for several months and haven’t used more than maybe 1/8th of the bottle.
Ooooh, you should try Trader Joe’s chili pepper sauce. I’m pretty sure it kicks Cholula’s ass. Yep. Pretty sure.
Wish we had a trader joes out here!
I’d sport a PaleOMG shirt. DUH!
That’s because you’re awesome Tyler. Speaking of awesome, when the hell are we going to hang out again?!
I hope SOOOOOOOON!!!!
I’d wear it, as long as we’re not talking Hanes Beefy T or some oversized, over thick cotton job. Meat cups rule!
I only use the classiest of shirt, there for Hanes Beefy T is in order. Sorry Jason. I just lied in that entire sentence.
I’m a girl, but I’d buy a guys shirt. Mainly cuz I like hiding my fun-handles underneath baggy things. I need to send you my hot sauce. It poops on cholula. I didn’t make it, but it’s from the sticks of good ol’ VA. I go through a bottle a week, whoops.
I love funhandles! I’ll take your hot sauce off your hands!
Recipe…awesome. Video…more awesome. As for the shirt, you know it! I want one in Camo, but i would buy black. The thing though about graphic tees is making sure you have at least one style that is either vintage or the “athletic” cut, because a normal cut t-shirt in the appropriate size usually sucks on sleeve sizing. Case in point, for work we got these cool graphic tees for when we moved into the new hospital, i got an XL (i’m 5’8, 225) and the sleeves rode up past the middle of my bicep, not so comfy. I’m sure you have male readers other than the couple of us who post :)
I get it Rob, you have huge bicpes. Hopefully more dudes read than actually post lol
Compared to most of my friends who do crossfit, I have lil bitty arms, lol. You know u have a bunch of male groupies!
Male reader who just might sport a t-shirt.
Love!
Your blog has helped me decide to switch over to the Paleo diet ( somewhat fully)… It has also made me very jealous of the food that comes out of your kitchen, and of your dancing skills. :)
Lol no need to be jealous because you get all the recipes that come out of my kitchen. Good luck on the paleo diet journey! You’re going to rock it :)
This. Is. Awesome! I would definitely grab a shirt! And you should consider trying out for “So You Think You Can Dance” They wont know what hit em. Think about it
Lol I could be on the embarrassment episodes. I would be a hit on those
Juli,
first things first. I am a man. Not just any man though, I am a man who reads your blog and cooks your food. After all the great recipes you have freely given, it is the least I could do to buy a t shirt. I would like that T shirt to have a graphic of a unicorn wearing some lulu lemons. Or something equally ridiculous.
Great minds think alike Tyler, I was thinking a unicorn wearing Reebok clothes though since thats the new trend in CrossFit. It’s like we’re on the same wavelength or something
I read the whole thing, and all I can think about is Paleo-Banana-Bread-French-Toast… WANT!
I will love you for it.
Lol just you wait Justin, just you wait!
I am a guy that would buy a shirt!
You’re awesome Baines :)
I’m not a guy but I think I’m a guy trapped inside a woman’s body. Which shirt should I get?
Hmmmm depends on how much boobage you want to show
Making these this week! I’ll work on my dancing on the breaks too but I can’t replicate that awesomeness. One of the bright spots in my day was reading your blog. Now video? Are you kidding me?! My (meat)cup runneth over
I’ve been beggin you for a guy’s shirt for weeks! I’ll buy at least one, probably two if you go with Rob’s camo idea too. I’m also with him on the athletic cut. I’m more of an extra-medium guy though (6’1, 190).
Cook on rock-star
Thanks so much Aaron :) you’re awesome! And glad you’re liking the videos :)
my partner on the PD would also buy a guy’s shirt (he bought a woman’s one for his wife at the WODFest)
Siiiick! You guys are awesome!
I’ll take a shirt. picture on it perhaps of a nice manly Paleo meal?
Manly paleo meal…like my french toast I’m posting tomorrow!?
Well I WAS going to buy a shirt. That is until I see you make a “Cajun” recipe and use a Mexican hot sauce. Where’s the Tabasco!? No love for the south. I’ll probably still buy a shirt though.
Lol Damon! I don’t always have everything on hand, that’s what my videos are all about!! Come on bro!
I’ll buy 3 of them.
…and I think “meatloafs” is correct and that “meatloaves” is disturbing.
I can always count on you, huh Tom? Glad you agree with me on the meatloaves thing
I would totally buy a shirt depending on:
A.) Design
B.) Really digging the bro tanks since summer is fast approaching
Bro tanks are hilarious. Maybe I can get a bro tank. I’ll see :)
Long time viewer, first time poster. I am a bloke from Australia and would be proud to wear a tshirt, in black. Love your blog, dancing and food
Thanks so much Ashley, and thanks for commenting!!
I’m a female but my best friend says I’m the most manly of her women friends. Laughed so hard when she said that. I’ll buy a girls shirt. Love your blog and your obsessive food talk. I guess I’m in good company …
Thanks so much Karen, people who like to talk about food are good people. Just fact.
This recipe looks awesome! More importantly when can we expect the Banana bread french toast recipe?
I would totally buy a shirt
So, youtube doesn’t usually work on my work computer, but someone was looking at for me tonight because I decided to give a try anyways. I was rewarded for my efforts in dancing. PHENOMENAL!
Lol humiliating is the word
Tomorrow Justin. And, you’re awesome! As usual :)
Your dancing rocks. End of story :).
Ummmm Danielle, you and I both know that YOU are the dancer my dear. I miss your badass moves!!
I would buy a shirt, despite the fact that you called me a “p*ssy” in this post. Love you
Thanks Clarky, you’re great
I will buy one Juli!
You’re awesome John :)
Dear Juli
You are actually a pretty good dancer. Sexay funny. I try it. You are much better at it. I’ve been stalking Paleo and Crossfit blogs because one day I’ll grow up and be as dedicated as you people… and your blog is by far the best!! And I like that you lick the spoon cause now I don’t feel so weird.
Signed your newest blog stalker
Thanks so much for the comment Haleigh, no need to ever feel weird licking the spoon. I tend to eat half my food before it’s even cooked. That’s why I don’t make cookies…because there is never any dough left to bake. embarrassing.
Hahahah your moves are so epic I went back and watched the dancing like 3 times. It seriously made my day and if that’s creepy well then I’m a creep.
Lol that’s freaking awesome Allison! I’m creepy too, it’s cool
Juli,just happened upon your website tonight and have a few observations.
1 By the looks of you, you obviously practice what you preach.
2 You made me laugh out loud. I love that.
3 I never would have thought of putting meat loaves in muffin tins. Great idea!!
4 As a guy, I promise I would buy a shirt!
5 I’ll be back
Another list maker! Love it. You’re awesome!
I will probably keep Photoshopping….. Jk. I will take a shmedium.
best size around
another great one Juli! You cracked me up with the dancing…I thought you said you were a bad dancer!? :)
Lol John, did you watch the video? Frightening dancing.
I did watch it! The first dance was the funniest to me. If your a bad dancer then I am beyond help. I have Spaniard blood running through me but that whole rhythm dancing gene was given to someone else ! :)
Awesome work Juli! I would take a t-shirt if you made one for males… I like the black!
Thanks Ashley!
Count me in for a shirt. I’m all about supporting someone who can totally kick my ass. And here’s a shout out to the VA girl up there….
Shout out!!!!
OMG! I got to tell you, I loved the recipe but the dancing was the best part! Great moves, we don’t need Beyonce if we got Juli.
Lol you are awesome Rayssa.
Yes, I want a women’s shirt for me and one for my husband. But I would REALLY love one of you classic snarky comments on a shirt. We should all vote on which comment should go on the shirt (men’s and women’s design). Yes, that’s what you should do, ready GO!
Your dancing is LEGIT! & I second on wanting your butt, haha Love the video. I’ll make this recipe after I make the 5,000 other ones I’m planning on making, lol
Lol you’re too kind Chrissy! Hope you like it!
I’d buy a shirt whether it be black or camo. If it’s a black camo shirt, I’ll buy 2.
You’re so awesome Kevin. It’s been too long since we’ve chatted
Great video!!! A natural now… look out Bobby Flay! I can’t wait to make these… they sound amazing! So convenient too! I have GOT to track down some of those silicone cups… can’t seem to find them anywhere around here!
Lol totally Bobby Flay, minus the skills, technique, and comfort on screen lol. Definitely try this recipe out! And you can buy those online. Just google silicone muffin tin liners and some will pop up!
I love how you called the men in your life ‘pussies’ for not finishing your ice cream. It’s something I would do. Get out of my head, woman!!!
Kate Bridges has an awesome idea!
Food process is a VERB!
“blah blah blah…it just won’t food process”
Just typing it, I’m giggling so hard, I may cry!
<3 u Juli!!!
It’s true. It is a verb.
Read your blog routinely and would most likely buy a shirt.
You’re awesome Daimon :)
annnnndddddd, my wife is in the market for new workout gear after having our 2nd child so thanks for the Lululemon recommendation. I am researching right now.
She will LOVE it!!
Juli, I’m tall and skinny. What size tank would fit?
I’m used to American Apparel sizes :-]
I would say a small. My roommate is the same tall and skinny frame
Id sport a tee…thanks for providing me at least one meal a week!
Glad you’re trying out the recipe TJ! Thanks for checking out my website!
Though keep in mind I am not the size of your typical crossfiter…the small and extra mediums will not work for a kid
We have all different size TJ, don’t your worry!
Yep, I’d just make one big one…
Shall I do a recreation of that video as heard by a guy?
chit-chat, chit-chat…WHOA! DANCING! WOW!. SUPER!!..chit-chat,chit-chat (to off-the-air).
Lol thanks for still watching my videos Brian!
Your recipes (and blog) ROCK!! I’ll buy a shirt to support.
You’re awesome Cort! Thank you!!
“The ovens ready..boom.” I don’t know really know why, but that line cracked me up. These recipes are the best, haven’t commented before, but I’m a guy and would definitely buy a shirt. It’s the least I can do for getting all of this awesome free information!
Lol thanks for appreciating the small things Erik. And thank you even more for you support! You’re awesome
My wife made these for me last night. They were AMAZINGLY GOOD!
Ate them again for lunch toady. And I would eat them every day if I could. LOL. Perhaps I have low expectations in life? Or they are just that good.. =)
It’s just that they are THAT good ;)
Hi from Canada! Just started Crossfitting and working into Paleo. Love the blog and the recipes are amazing. I’d definitely buy a shirt!! Keep on dancin’!
You’re awesome Rich!! I will have shirts soon so hopefully I’ll have an awesome Canadian sporting one
Switch set up for your videos. You need a prep table next to your stove so you can face the camera,talk and prep at the same time. Too much talking from the side.then the video goes from awesome to super awesome.
Lol thanks for the tip Damion!
OMG, you are so cute! Bootilicious Girl! (Sorry but I’m probably old enough to be your mother.) I just found your blog and recipes today, YAY! I have just recently started working out and endeavor to get strong enough to keep up with you youngsters soon :) This recipe looks awesome as well. I’m getting andouille sausage next time I shop. btw, Trader Joe’s has grass fed ground beef for those of us lucky enough to have one close by. Otherwise I have ordered some from Tropical Traditions as well.
That’s awesome Barbara, keep kicking butt in the gym! And I wish we had a Trader Joe’s here. I think one is coming in soon!!
Made these little cups of meat last night. I had to lock them away before I ate them all in one sitting. Please post warnings for your recipes that will cause me to eat more than half in one sitting. Thanks
Lol i felt the same way Samantha, I could have eaten all of them in one sitting!
Loved. This. So good! Had to modify as I didn’t have normal hot sauce in the cupboard, only chipotle hot sauce (which added a great smokiness to the sauce!)
Also, bought some of the silicone cupcake liners and WOW. Thanks for sharing!
Aren’t they awesome!?
I would buy a men’s shirt for my bro!
Men’s shirts are available now!! Post all about them will be up tomorrow!
I’ll buy a mens shirt- XL. I think it’s be awesome to wear while doing a Burpee Mile-
That sounds terrible bro
I made these last night for dinner. one word. amazing!
Good!! I hope you watched the video along with it to help with every step ;)
Holy balls, you are beyond adorable. Been paleo for about 10 weeks and am hooked. You make life just more fun. I’m ordering a few shirts. hugs, girl!
YOU are adorable! Thank you so so much for your support Sally!
Im a man, I watch! Keep dancing you’re beautiful. I’ve made a few of your recipes too!
You’re beautiful Jeff
you are hilarious and I’m totally stalking your blog at the moment…I’ll stop now need to go buy groceries….
Hope you try some of the rrecipes!
I am making these Friday night. Stoked for it. Juli, your dance moves = poetry in motion. I’m ordering a shirt by the way.
Lol I officially love you for that comment Kevin. And thank you for your support!
Another yummy recipe!
I made these last night for some of my meals throughout the week. I like to cook in bulk, otherwise I have a tendency to eat things I shouldn’t. Main problem being is that when I cook your recipes, everybody eats it all and I rarely have leftovers! I let my kids have a couple last night and hid the rest, lol.
I just made these and they are absolutely outstanding!!! If I could stop eating them, then I could maybe get the feeling back in my mouth. I love the spicy kick! Thank you for this recipe
Okay – so I’m quite serious about that ass! Haha. So I wondered…do you know any website to by lululemon pants that ships to like…Denmark! :D
Ps. found this blog today, and it’s the BEST – I’m so hooked. You will DEF be an inspiration for me from now on. So THANK you!
Love Carrie PaleoNewbe :D
Loved this recipe but I was worried about it being too spicy so I halved the chili powder and cayenne amounts on both the meatloaf and the sauce. It still came out fiery and delicious. I also used Frank’s Red Hot buffalo sauce which is made of cayenne and it was solid.
Also for the sauce, I added 1 tablespoon of raw honey to give the heat and offsetting sweetness which was very nice.
All in all this recipe is amazeballs!
Kudos.
So I’m totally late to this party but this sh*t is bomb. Period. Also my iPhone is not letting me rate it, but it’s at LEAST 14326379 stars out of 10.
And also I made it with buffalo and lamb. Mind. Blown.
I finally dove in and cooked me some meat! This is not only the first PaleOMG recipe I make, but also the first meat dish I try cooking after being being veg for way too long. Until now, I had stuck to easy things like cured meats. I didn’t follow it exactly because I didn’t quite have the same ingredients and I don’t like cooked green pepper, but it still turned out really yummy! Also, I didn’t grow up in a meatloaf house so my life meatloaf experience is pretty limited but, damn, I think my life meatloaf experience is about to get much greater.
I’m like way behind the power curve. My wife talks about your recipes all the time, so I’ve been checking the site out pretty regularly the last two weeks or so. I really like everything of yours that I’ve tried. I’m a man reading your blog…I don’t know if I’d buy a shirt or not. I’m pretty impulsive sometimes, so I guess it depends on the mood you caught me in.
OMG! I made little Cajun meat loafs tonight and they were so BOMB!! I also decided to dance with my 4 year old while they cooked …it was pretty funny. So I tried ordering the little head band and the link to “my products” isn’t working for me?? Help!!!! Thanks for the recipes. You Rock!
“Cuz it’s gross and children are gross” LMAO you crack me up sometimes.
Looks great but You left out part of the trinity. Most Cajun dishes start with onion bell pepper and celery.I will try this one myself looks yummy
Being male I can state that A: Yes, I would buy a shirt. B: Being Paleo myself, I can hardly wait for your book to become available. C: Keep on dancin’!
Great job, great website.
I just made these last night. SOOOO good!! I almost didn’t make the sauce, but I’m sure glad I did. Amazing. Who doesn’t love little meatcakes? Great snack.
I was going to give this recipe a 4 because the actual loaf was deserving of a 4, but using a muffin tin (a unique and novel idea to me) and the sauce qualified this recipe for a 6, so I figured I’d meet the two halfway.
Very good, I’ll definately eat again, happy I found the site!
Made these for dinner tonight, made a small change used ground turkey instead of sausage. Very tasty my husband loved them!! My dr recommended your site since I was put on gluten free diet you have made the change easy with your tasty recipes.
The recipe says 1lb of beef and a 1/2lb sausage but in the video you say a 1/2lb of each. Which is correct?
oopsies. just do a 1/2lb of each, unless you want more meatloaves