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Apple Cider Vodka Punch
November 8, 2018

Here's a survey for you - do you drink alcoholic beverages or not? I'm a person who only drinks alcohol when it's involved in a super fun drink - aka a sugar-laden drink of love. …


Three Honey Snacks to Sweeten Up Your Day (video!)
September 13, 2018

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Nature Nate's 100% Pure, Raw & Unfiltered Honey. All opinions are 100% mine.Did you know it's National Honey Month?! Which means it's the perfect …


Mandarin Vodka Mojitos (+ new cooking video!)
June 26, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO }Today I’m gearing up for 4thof July next week, which means it’s time for the perfect summer cocktail to serve to your guests. Making batch cocktails use to stress me out …


Iced Collagen Mocha Lattes (+ new cooking video!)
June 12, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO!!! }Cooking videos are back in full swing and they'll be on the blog every Tuesday with a brand spankin' new recipe! And today I'm kicking it off with a coffee recipe …


Watermelon Mint Prosecco Punch
June 7, 2018

Guess what time it is?!?! BACHELORETTE TIME!! I was ready to start recapping last week, but there was just no time. So now I have to recap 2 episodes in one blog post which will …


Thai Margaritas
May 24, 2018

Back in February, my husband and I had a little Valentine's weekend getaway in Phoenix. And while we were there, we ate at a restaurant called The Gladly and I had a Thai margarita that was absolutely delicious. …


Coconut Cake Collagen Shake
March 28, 2018

I've talked about collagen before on the blog, but it's something I get questions about constantly because, well, I promote the crap out of it. I'm obsessed with it. And I'm not one to talk …


Mint Chocolate Chip Collagen Shake
March 15, 2018

I'm officially OBSESSED with this drink. It's seriously so freaking good! I made it for a special giveaway I'm hosting on instagram right now to help you win some special goodies to make this drink, …


Treat Yo’ Self Cookies & Cream Collagen Shake (+ cooking video)
February 27, 2018

{NEW COOKING VIDEO}I shared this recipe a looooong time ago for my newsletter subscribers. But I thought it was finally time to bring this recipe out of the archives and share it with anyone who …


Citrus Mint Vodka Spritzer
July 27, 2017

Holy.Crap. I'm completely exhausted. I haven't done a ton of filming, but for the last two days, I filmed some videos with Jackson for another company and DAMN, I'm spent. Two humid days, one rainy …


Honey Lavender Iced Lattes
July 12, 2017

Well hello there! I have some bad news for you...I haven't been able to watch The Bachelorette yet. I know, it's devastating. I tried to watch it on ABC.com but you need the sign in …


Watermelon Jalapeño Margaritas
July 4, 2017

Happy 4th of July!! I hope you are doing something extra special today and if you are not or you don't live in the USA so you don't give AF, that's totally cool, too. You …


Brownie Batter Sweet Potato Collagen Shake
June 14, 2017

Well good maunin' to ya, laddy! Please say that with a Irish accent because that's how I'm saying it out loud right now. Probably because I'm hallucinating. Because I'm working out at 6:30 IN THE MORNING …


Strawberry Peach Lemonade
June 1, 2017

Life should always include a lemonade in hand when sunshine is a blazin' during summertime festivities. And when I say festivities, I mean anything you do throughout the day. Workout out - lemonade. Going to …


Vanilla Bean Sweet Cream Collagen Iced Coffee
May 25, 2017

IT'S THAT TIME AGAINNNNNNN! Time to waste our lives away every Monday for 2 hours to celebrate fake love that is completely manipulated by producers. The wonderful world of the 21st century! Fingers are crossed …


Caramelized Grapefruit Gin & Tonic
May 18, 2017

Hooray! Hooray! Our new couch comes today!! We have been couch-free since Saturday which means I've been going to bed extra early because I'm not in the mood to hang out in our freezing cold …


Coconut Cream Chili Mango Frozen Margaritas
May 4, 2017

In lieu of Cinco de Mayo, which is TOMORROW - holy sh*t...can we take a second and just sit in shock that tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. I literally don't understand time anymore. It's insane …


Cilantro Lime Cocktail Mixer
April 11, 2017

Holyballsholyballsholyballs. This week is going by SO fast and it's only Tuesday. I'm freaking the tits out. I have shopping to do, phone calls and Skype calls to make, cooking to prep, appointments to attend, …


Almond Joy Protein Shake
December 15, 2016

Well good morning, you lovely soul! What's going on with you? I'm just over hear waking up extra early from being so sore. My workout yesterday made me feel like my forearms were going to …


Strawberry Almond Milk
August 2, 2016

I'm getting more cynical as I age. And I hate that. I hate pessimistic people and I always try my best to not be anything like them. I like to make jokes and I may …


Caramel Mocha Frappe
June 22, 2016

I think I'm recovered from Vegas. I think. I've still been going to bed earlier and sleeping in later then I feel like my body is broken, but I think it's almost over. It's crazy …


Grilled Pineapple Jalapeño Margaritas
June 15, 2016

Guess what? We are finally married! I say that because we officially had our LAST party celebrating our nuptials. With any of these events like getting married or having babies or whatever else, there are …


Watermelon Rhubarb Gin Fizz
June 9, 2016

It's like we are getting married all over again. Except this time it's with our relatives and friends that I haven't seen in probably 10+ years. With our wedding in Jamaica, we didn't really invite anybody. We …


Mint Limeade Cooler
May 24, 2016

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS. The Bachelorette season has begun! With the lovely JoJo and her great boobs and doe eyes. She's adorbs. And this season looks like it's going to be EPIC. Here's a question for you. In the …


Coconut Thai Iced Tea
May 11, 2016

There are few things that I dislike in this world, but there still are some. People talking about politics on Facebook, eggplant, swallowing pills, flies and people talking about their love lives on Facebook. Oh, and …


Frozen Strawberry Pineapple Margaritas
May 5, 2016

Well today is just so exciting, isn't it? It's Cinco de Mayo! And you know what?! IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER AND I LOOOOOOVE IT!! Last night, I played with Jackson in the front yard until …


Piña Colada Protein Shake
May 3, 2016

Are you ever pissed you aren't Beyonce? I am. She just slays it. All day errrrrrday. Watching her on tour right now makes me want to join a hip hop class and start dancing for …





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