I’m in a major funk here. And I’m not one to be in a constant funk. I go through these probably 2-3 times per year. I’ll hit this weird stage where people aggravate me more than usual, my recipes start to fail, and I don’t really want to do anything. I even get annoyed while driving. And I usually don’t get annoyed because I just think people are dumb so I ignore them and drive the speed limit. But my aggravation is getting the best of me. I get frustrated constantly reading mean comments on social media and I kind of go into attack mode. I’m not one to attack people, I just usually kill them with kindness (you know, the passive aggressive way) but when people become rude over social media, I pretty much want to claw their eyes out. There, I said it.
BUT, I won’t do that. I’ll get over my funk at some point. Maybe it’s because I have to give the government half my hard earned savings. That’s always a ball buster. If I had balls. Damn taxes. Or maybe it’s because it’s not summer yet. Summer makes everything better. Either way, I still have to pay the government and I still love living in Colorado where it sometimes snows in May, so I just need to pull my wedgie out of my butt and go get an ice cream cone. People with ice cream cones always look like they really enjoy life. Yep, I need an ice cream cone.
Ok, so I’m done with negativity. DONE WITH IT. You know why?? Because I have a new cookbook coming out soon and George and I just decided on a different cookbook cover so I’m officially excited. With the book cover being done, there are only a few more feedback steps we have to do before the book goes into the printer on April 1st. Pretty exciting! That means we will have it in our hands in the next month and people will have their preorders come June 10th. Did you preorder your cookbook yet??

Speaking of the cookbook, did you sign up for our giveaway yet?? It’s to win a trip to San Diego for you and a friend to cook with George and I and play in the warm, sunny city! Come play with us!
Bacon Chorizo Chipotle Smothered Meatloaf
- Yield: 4-6 1x
Ingredients
- 1 pound ground beef
- 1 pound ground chorizo
- 2 medium carrots, chopped
- 1 cup chopped button mushrooms
- 2 cups baby spinach, chopped
- 1/4 white onion, minced
- 2 garlic cloves, minced
- 1 cup almond flour
- 1 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/8 teaspoon black pepper
- 1/8 teaspoon white pepper
- 1/2 pound bacon
- 2–3 tablespoons Sir Kensington’s Chipotle Mayo or homemade chipotle mayo
- chopped green onions, to garnish
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees
- Place all ingredients, except for the bacon, mayo and green onions, in a large bowl and mix well with your hands until combined.
- Put all the mixture into a 9×5 baking dish. Cut the bacon strips in half so they fit across the baking dish perfectly. Layer the bacon down the baking dish, overlapping the bacon slightly and covering all the meat mixture. Tuck the sides of the bacon in so they don’t turn up while they bake.
- Place in oven and bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes. Then turn on broiler and cook for less than 5 minutes, just to brown the bacon a little more. Keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn’t burn.
- Garnish with chipotle mayo and green onions.
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Ok. You’re hilarious! When you’re in a funk, you should go back and read your own blog!
Forget the recipes- your content (aka: your thoughts) are so fun. I’m laughing the whole way through. (You have great recipes too, though ;))
recipe looks great!~ question…is the mayo really paleo?
the mayo i make is, the sir kensington’s has a little sugar in it so it’s up to you
Very excited to be making this for dinner tomorrow night! One question… Do you put the bacon on top raw or cook it first?
raw and you cook it with the meatloaf 🙂
Thanks, Juli! This was delish and got rave reviews from my husband and his buddy 🙂
I made this recipe last night…except I didnt have carrots so i used butternut squash…and I didnt have Spinach so i used Kale…haha….oh and I didnt have the mayo so I made my own katchup! it was all still really yummy! Thanks for the great recipe 🙂
Can coconut flour be substituted for almond flour?
i wouldn’t recommend it for this recipe
Do you have any recommendations on how to shave the calorie count?
1/6th of the recipe is almost 800 calories!
No clue. I don’t count calories
I’m TOTALLY making this post finals week. I’m surviving on eggs and cold chicken over here, I’m miserable. I need real food and a stress-relieving cooking sesh!!!
I’m having troulbe finding ground chorizo, where did you get yours?
i buy boulder chorizo sausage (it’s a brand)
I’ve always hated meatloaf… until now. I made this last night and it was amazing. My husband and son also loved it. I used a total of 2.6 lbs of meat and added in a little extra of the other ingredients and made it into 2 meatloaves. Perfect for leftovers at work today!
I don’t get the appeal of paleo other than its pseudoscience fad following. just like gluten. This may be ‘paleo’ lol but it is unhealthy as all hell. i must say it looks like it is damn delicious though