SAY WHA?! Did you read the the title of this recipe?! I must be high…or pregnant. Well we all know it’s definitely not the latter. And I suck at doing drugs. Figured that out in high school thankfully. So it must be…I just really like chocolate. Yep, that’s what it is.
Annnnnnd, I really like Pinterest. Thankfully Pinterest and chocolate pretty much go hand in hand. That’s where I got this recipe idea from. And on my Pinterest account, I’ve made it so my home page is only following people that pin food. If you don’t pin food, I want nothing to do with you. What else would I need the internet for? Shoes? Na. Hair…I tried to care about that, it didn’t work. Wedding ideas? I just threw up. Crafts? Hell to the no. Crafts are for people with children. Or time. Neither of which I have.
Speaking of children, I figured out reason #47 why I do not like them. One hissed at me while I stood in line at the grocery store today. Stared. And hissed. And her mother acted like it was normal. It’s normal for your child to hiss at other human beings? Where do you live? A sewage drain?
Geez I’m intense today.
By the way, I arrived at home today, package on the doorstep, waiting so patiently for me. What was the package you may ask? Well, it was a meat package. No, not my crush sadly, but a box of meat. I ordered lots and lots of meat recently from Tropical Traditions and it ended up on my doorstep two days later. Wanna know what I bought?! Of course you do!! I bought myself some short ribs, some ground beef, some ground bison, a rump roast aaaaaaaaand, that’s it. My life officially became better with this package. Now I’m just waiting for that crush to arrive at my doorstep WITH meat AND chocolate. I would die.
And just so you know, these mini pancake skewers could be made into big boy pancakes as well. But anything mini makes things cuter, and instantly taste better. It’s just fact. I’ve researched it.
Brownie Batter Pancake Skewers
- Yield: 1-2 1x
Ingredients
For the pancakes
- 1 banana, peeled
- 2 egg whites
- 1 whole egg
- 2 tablespoons coconut flour
- 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 tablespoon agave or raw honey (optional)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
- pinch of salt
For the toppings
- handful of strawberries, diced
- 1/4 cup coconut butter
- 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 tablespoon agave or raw honey
Instructions
- In a food processor or blender add your banana and pulse until completely broken down into a soupy paste.
- Then add your egg whites and egg and pulse again to combine.
- Lastly, add all of the rest of your pancake ingredients and pulse to thoroughly combine.
- Heat up a large skillet or pancake griddle under medium heat, grease with a bit of coconut oil, and add your pancake batter to the hot skillet with a spoon. Make to your preference size, small for the skewers, large for big boy ones.
- Flip pancakes when you begin to see bubbles forming on the top surface of the pancakes. The smaller they are, the shorter amount of time they will take to cook so keep on eye on them.
- While your pancakes cook, mix your coconut butter, cocoa powder, and honey/agave. Place in microwave if needed to mix thoroughly into a paste.
- Once your pancakes are done cooking, stack one pancake, then a slice of strawberry and repeat as many times as needed, stick a toothpick through it, and pour chocolate sauce over your pancakes.
- Consume.
Notes
This will make 4-5 skewers with 3 pancakes per skewer, ranging from 1-1.5 inches in diameter. Definitely double or even triple the recipe if you have a large crowd!
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Of course. The week I start to lock down my nutritional “extras” for Regionals. At least now I know what I want to make the weekend AFTER. May 26, I’ll see you in my dreams…
Lol yeah i have to start locking it down too. damnit.
OMG YOU CAN SET YOUR PINTEREST PAGE TO DO THAT?!?! HOWWWW????? (btw, I pretty much steal all your food pins. Yes. I’m creepy)
I get really excited for boxes of meat from the farmers around here when I order them. I tell all my coworkers about it too. I don’t think they quite get it.
Holy crap these CANNOT be Paleo! SO excited to try them this weekend.
JB this looks amazing!!! i cant wait to try it! You are my idol. keep rockin it gurl 🙂
these are so creative! I genuinely laughed out loud at your kids comments, too funny. How are you feeling about the regional workouts?!
lol you realise that you can follow specific boards of people and not all of them! Just unfollow the other boards 🙂
Kids are kids, it’s the parents you have to watch out for they are the ones who teach the blank canvass manners.
This looks RIDICULOUS. Can’t wait to try
Also, we nominated you for an Inspirational Blogger award.. unfortunately there is no trophy or anything you’ll be receiving in the mail, but check it out 🙂
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OMG you guys are so incredibly sweet!! Thank you so so soooo much!
I just made these for breakfast. If I didn’t live in Maryland I would would walk to your house and hug you. Brilliant. Seriously brilliant.
that’s awesome you already made them!! badass!
A sewage drain! HAHAHAHAH!!! SO funny!
I know this is going to send shockwaves thru the Paleo community but I hate coconut. Like the smell, the taste…everything. I have tried different types and in different foods and still can’t for the life of me make it happen. Is there a substitution I can use so that I can hop on boarding this baking train you got going?
You could use almond flour or almond butter instead, just a tablespoon or two more 🙂