If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been pointing out the obvious lately: I’m single. I tend to go on tirades of this fact and emphasize it more than needed. But one night, in a drunken stooper, my guy friend told me it made me look desperate. He’s obviously not trying to get in my pants, but still. What the f*ck?! I admit my unattractiveness to the world wide web and he affirms those beliefs?! The asshole. Anywho, I stopped talking about it in hopes that I would seem less in need, but that’s dumb. Other people out there are talking about their single lives. That’s because the single life is funny as sh*t. Love and the dating world are such effing complicated areas that it’s bound to leap into my blog posts…every day. I’m a CrossFitter and a female. I see half naked dudes daily. Believe me, it’s always on my brain. F*cking hot dudes.
The single life is funny. It’s absolutely the best life to live, but we somehow long for something more. Whether that longing is to fall in love and start a family, to be a weird ass girl who wants the ever dreamt about picture-perfect wedding, or to just have someone to bone daily without feeling guilty about it, we all think about it. It’s been ingrained in our brain that we are suppose to be in a relationship. Look at movies, magazines, OUR PARENTS. We are taught to want to live the stereotypical meet-someone-you-love-and-put-up-with-them-for-life, life. F*cking propaganda.
Well this is my issue. I don’t really do the dating scene. I don’t like uncomfortable dates. Talking about yourself, trying to impress the other person, all while they stare at you just trying to think of what they are going to say next so there is no awkward silence. So they heard nothing you said. Then the awkward silence ensues. And thoughts begin to fill my mind…‘What time am I going to WOD tomorrow?’ or ‘I wonder if I could recreate this meal for my blog?’ or ‘I can’t wait for my Americano from Kaladi Brothers tomorrow.’ All while shaking my head acting like I was listening to him tell me about his fantasy football team ranking…or was he talking about their wins…or losses? Either way I don’t give a sh*t. F*cking dudes and sports.
Dating is also all about confidence. You lack self confidence, you will suck in the dating world. Men love confidence, but they also love sexiness. I lack that. Which leads to less confidence. Then leads to no dates. Thus the circle returns. F*cking dating. I think about going out on a date on the few occasions I’ve been asked, then I worry. I get to thinking about my skin, worrying he’ll be staring at my childish acne while I talk about CrossFit babble. Or think about my thighs rubbing together as I walk to the bathroom. Or think to myself that he’s probably looking at how huge my shoulders look in this shirt that is meant for a girl, not a CrossFitter. F*cking thoughts.
Then once I stop worrying about my own bullsh*t, I worry about his. The guy says he loves the outdoors: hiking, biking, camping…he’s out. He chews with his mouth open…he’s out. He brags about his CF Benchmark times and his PRs…he’s out. He’s wearing designer jeans…TOTALLY OUT. Check, check, check and check. Then I’m wondering why I’m even out on a date when I could be watching Cupcake Wars, in my pajamas, on my couch with Laura. Oh that’s right, because Laura won’t be single for long and then I’ve somehow become the cat lady. Minus the cats. I hate cats. F*cking cats.
So I come to a conclusion to this incessant, somewhat annoying jabber. Being in a relationship kinda blows, but dating probably blows even bigger balls. That’s why I don’t do it. Where am I supposed to meet someone anyways? At my fantastic age of 23, I could either meet someone out at a bar at night…..or…..meet someone out at a bar at happy hour….or….meet someone out at a bar during lunch. The possibilities are truly endless I tell you. Oh jesus, I can hear you now, ‘the guys you meet at a bar are not the ones you want to be dating.’ Thanks mom. I wasn’t aware of that. I was really thinking about asking out the guy who was staring at my chest while spilling his drink on my shoes. Reaaaaal winner. For now I think I’ll stick with cooking. At least I’m decent at that. But my blogs really would be more interesting if I went on more dates. F*cking blogging.
Paleo Meaty Rice Stuffed Pumpkins
Ingredients
- 3 small pumpkin pie pumpkins
- 1 head cauliflower, chopped into florets
- 1 bundle of spinach, stems removed
- 1lb ground beef
- 1 cup chicken or beef broth
- 1/2 yellow onion, diced
- 1 egg, whisked
- 1 garlic clove, minced
- 2 tablespoons herbes de provence *
- 1 tablespoon garlic powder
- 1 teaspoon thyme
- 1 teaspoon parsley
- salt and pepper, to taste
- 1–2 tablespoons fat (I used olive oil)
Instructions
- Preheat your oven to 425 degrees.
- Cut the tops off your pumpkin. Remove the seeds. Put the seeds in the bowl to save for later!!
- Pull out a large baking dish. You may need 2. Pour in about 1/2-1 inch of water in the baking dish then set the pumpkin in the dish, cut-side down in the water.
- Bake pumpkins for 15-20 minutes or until they are soft when you poke them, but not falling apart.
- While the pumpkins are cooking, pull out your handy dandy food processor with the shredding attachment.
- Shred your chopped cauliflower in the food processor.
- Now heat a large skillet or pot over medium-high heat. Add your choice of fat then add your garlic.
- Once your garlic becomes fragrant, add your chopped onions.
- When your onions become translucent, add your ground beef, cauliflower, and broth.
- Let cook for about 3-5 minutes until beef is almost cooked through and broth has cooked off a bit, then add your spices. Mix to combine.
- Now add your spinach, cover and let cook for about 2 minutes.
- While the spinach is cooking down, pull your pumpkins out of the oven. Remove pumpkins from water and pour water out into the sink. Be careful please. This water is boiling. Don’t be stupid. Place pumpkins back into your baking dish upright.
- When your spinach has cooked down, remove from heat and add your whisked egg. Mix together.
- Once your pumpkin has cooled just a bit, use a large spoon or ladle to spoon your cauliflower/beef/spinach mixture into your pumpkins. Fill pumpkins as needed.
- Put pumpkins back into the oven for 8-10 minutes or until the top of the pumpkins are slightly browned.
- Remove and let cool just a bit. Then consume!
Notes
* see http://homecooking.about.com/od/allherbrecipes/r/blherb9.htm
Dude, we are one in the same. It's scares me. But here are some honest thoughts on this whole dating situation. Like you, I refuse to go to the bars and try to meet someone of quality, which isn't hard because I like to be in bed by 10 for my 7am WODS and don't drink anyways, BUT! I figure, if you stick to doing what you love to do, Crossfit, cooking, whatever else, then you're bound to run into someone doing the SAME THING you are doing and loving it just as much. Boom, common ground. Dates are fucking stupid, small talk is in no way efficient and if I ever find myself in a situation where he's asking the 'getting to know you' questions, I'm over it. It's fine to be picky as fuck, and scrutinize the smallest things, as long as you are doing it because you know you deserve exactly what you want and not because you are trying to talk yourself out of something that could be great but that extra freckle on his cheek just isn't working for ya….we have the rest of our lives to be with the same person everyday, we are two 23 year old babes who cook awesome food and live active, healthy lives, being elitist in our options for 'dates' is almost necessary, because if we weren't we'd be fucking cheating ourselves. I'm not sorry for knowing my worth and not wanting to waste time on some flavor of the week who runs out of witty things to say halfway through a meal. I Crossfit, I am about efficiency, and if you aren't an efficient and significant source for me to spend my time, then…beat it.
Ha ha you are something else. I’m 26 and in grad school with no time to not listen to women on dates, doesn’t get more depressing than that.
Btw, did you eat that whole pumpkin? I gotta know.
You're the best kaitlin!! That's exactly how I feel. BTW you looked great for new years! Cute dress! And no, I didn't eat the whole pumpkin lol I think it took me 3 servings to finish it. those things are dense, especially with cauliflower as the other carb. Post wod meal Fo sho. We need to wod together soon. Obv
Thanks dude! I seriously put make up on, mowed through a stack of gingerbread coconut flour pancakes with almond butter as my last pre-30 meal haha, and then had to call my friend to have him talk me into actually going out, glad I did though, it's fun to play dress up once in a while…
I was going to say that fucking thing looks huge hahaha. I just got a dehydrator and have been drying the shit out of sweet potatoes, making mass quantities of jerky and shit, you should send me your address in a message on facebook and I'll sample you out some Venison Jerky, it's so good, I wanna eat it for every meal haha, perfect for post WOD with a little dried sweet potato….wait a minute, I just had a business idea…post WOD refuel packs by KPK? Errrmm, yes!
HAAAAA! The best part is that I can picture you nodding your head and ignoring everything he says while thinking about Crossfit. Awesome. You forgot to mention the part about sweating from the nerves while on a date. Also fantastically uncomfortable. I did hear a dirty rumor you were at a Nuggets game, so don't give us that "I don't like sports BS" anymore. 🙂
P.S. – Kaitlin, exactly how do you dry sweet potatoes? That shit sounds GOOD!
Love reading both your blog juli and Kaitlins, yall crack me up! Side note, kpk venison jerky is yum!
Not a pumpkin fan so I plan on trying this with squash instead. As for your other comments, it reminds me of an article in the Crossfit Journal that crossfitters can really only date other crossfitters. I think that is pretty spot on.
Thanks Dani!!
Damon- I should talk about my sports experience. It was a once in a lifetime "opportunity" in my book so it needs to be documented. Sweating is just a given at this point.
Pat- I heard about that article but I haven't read it yet. But it's so ridiculously true.
Damon- I have an Excalibur food dehydrator, I slice those babies and sprinkle em with cinnamon and southwest seasoning and turn it on for 6 hours. Boom. In my mouth….wait…
Dani-Glad you like it! I seriously just want to eat it for every meal, I just made some with pineapple/jalapeno/cilantro marinade…omggggg.