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Seared Ahi Tuna Sushi Bowls
March 28, 2017

Well crap. I just woke up this morning feeling fine, sat down on the couch to cuddle with the puppy dog and I felt a pain shoot up my neck and now I can barely …


Carnitas Nachos
March 23, 2017

I'm back home to Colorado today, bundled up in my own bed and quite happy about it. I love checking out new places and sleeping in new hotels, but MAN, I love my own bed. …


Guest Post: One-Pan Greek Chicken & Veggies with Paleo Tzatziki Sauce
January 26, 2017

Hey PaleOMG, friends! It’s Stacie here, dietitian and co-founder of The Real Food Dietitians! You may have remembered me from when I shared my easy-and-tasty Buffalo Chicken Meatballs last August as well as a bit …


Pineapple Chimichurri Guacamole
August 18, 2016

Let me just say...WHY GOD WHY DOES FOOTBALL SEASON HAVE TO ALMOST START?!Wait, I need to tell you a back story real quick. So in college, this couple we knew were THE WORST couple. They …


Huevos Rancheros Tostadas with Creamy Tomatillo Salsa
July 13, 2016

Let me first start this Bachelorette talk off by saying...my heart is broken for James Taylor. That guy was insecure AF, rightfully so since he was swimming hair deep in a group of men who …


Open Faced Smoked Salmon Salad Sandwiches
July 5, 2016

Dang it. The holiday weekend is already over and now I’m just left wishing I hadn’t driven a total of 16 hours to sit indoors while it poured outside. Stupid weather. I HATE YOU.Now I …


Mango Ahi Tuna Poke Avocado Bowls
June 23, 2016

I think I finally have my life back together since I got back from Vegas on Monday. I'm finally not falling asleep in the middle of the day while sitting up. It's amazing how lack …


Strawberry Tomatillo Chicken Fajita Salad
June 16, 2016

I'm constantly trying to fall in love with salads. But I constantly find myself eating everything else in the salad except for the lettuce. I love arugula and I love cooked greens, but raw, tasteless greens …


Mahi Mahi Mango Ceviche Tacos
May 4, 2016

Something interesting happened yesterday. Our marriage license from Jamaica shipped and came right to our doorstep. I opened it all excited to see what it looked like and was greeted by an explanation of both of …


Lengua Loaded Tacos
March 22, 2016

Time for me to vent. But what else do I do on this blog? It’s my diary. With other people reading it. Ya creeps.I'm kidding. Don't go getting all emotional on me, I'm already a sh*t …


Chile Verde Chorizo Stuffed Poblanos
March 8, 2016

Sometimes I just stare at my computer, unsure what to write about. Because well, my life isn't very thrilling. Get this, I was home all weekend by myself and what did I do? I sat on …


Honey Lime Chicken Wings with Creamy Avocado Cilantro Dip + 54 Football Friendly Recipes
February 4, 2016

I'm sore everywhere. Pretty much every inch of my body is uncomfortable this week. It's amazing that even after 6 years of doing CrossFit, I still get sore like I just started. How is that …


Crockpot Carne Asada Loaded Fries
August 13, 2015

I have been SO PUMPED to share this recipe with you guys because seriously, it is so damn delicious. I told Brian (the fiancé) that I didn't want to toot my own horn but TOOT …


Spicy Cod with Peach Nectarine Salsa
July 23, 2015

I know I'm a bit behind the times, but I'm obsessed with the show Entourage right now. After the devastating finale of Game of Thrones, a boring season of Orange is the New Black, and …


Broiled Salmon and Asparagus Caesar Salad
July 9, 2015

Hiiiiiii! I feel like I haven't talked to you in so long after not chatting until today. But did you see all the exciting news from earlier this week? If you need to get away …


Coconut Lime Jalapeño Marinated Chicken Salad
June 17, 2015

I don't really know what to say about The Bachelorette this week. Because it was yet another episode that needed more drama. WHEN IS KAITLYN GOING TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF THEM?!! You can't put …


A Meal Made For Leftovers: Quick Loaded Chorizo Burgers with Pan Fried Sweet Potato Fries
April 29, 2015

IlovecookinginmynewkitchenThere I said it.You know how you buy something expensive and then you regret it later? I have two expensive dresses that I've bought online and both are too short. Ass cheeks out and all. …


Guest Post: Taco-Spiced Deviled Eggs
March 31, 2015

Welcome back Heather from Cook it up Paleo! She's been here before when she shared her Roasted Beets and Carrots with Rosemary Butter last summer! I'm in the process of heading out to Pittsburgh to …


Guest Post: Lamb Taco Fiesta
September 4, 2014

Today, I have for you a new blogger to follow! Angela from Paleo Kitchen Lab is sharing her spin on mexican food! Do you ever miss tortillas? I sure as hell do. Not many things are …


Pan Seared Mahi Mahi over Sticky Coconut “Rice” with Mango Salsa
August 6, 2014

I'm obsessed with the show Parks and Recreation. I understand it's not a new show and I'm late to the party, but I don't even care. I still constantly watch The Office like I don't …


Shrimp with Citrus Avocado Mash
July 9, 2014

I don't think this is really considered a recipe. BUT I DON'T CARE. And I know this totally looks like a recipe I did the other day, but work with me here. Shrimp and avocado …


Spicy Grilled Shrimp with Easy Guacamole
July 3, 2014

I don't know what's going on, but I'm sick of animal meat. Mostly sick of having to chew my food too much. So steak isn't really doing it for me. Not a fan of pork. …


Grilled Mustard Sliders on top of Fritter Cups
June 25, 2014

These past two weeks have been pretty damn cool. June 10th, my newest cookbook The Paleo Kitchen was released and we left for our first book tour. We went from Colorado, to Seattle, to Portland, …


Chicken Bacon Rice Bowls
May 30, 2014

I know the name of the recipe sucks. I know, ok. But I promise it's way more exciting to the taste buds than you think. And SUPER filling.I'm getting realllllll excited, guys. Real excited. My …


The Paleo Kitchen Sneak Peek – Sweet Plantain Guacamole
May 1, 2014

The frustration!!! I think it must be my attitude that ruined things even more, but my site went down yesterday in the midst of trying to fix other website issues. How ironic. I think it …


The Paleo Kitchen Cookbook Sneak Peek – The Perfect Burger
April 25, 2014

My second cookbook is almost out!! I feel like I worked on it ages ago, so it's crazy that it will finally be real soon. An actual book with gorgeous pictures, amazing artwork, and delicious recipes. …


Lunch in a Snap: Chipotle Lettuce Wraps
April 8, 2014

Well these were stupid hard to get a picture of. And I wanted to eat. So I gave up pretty quickly on making the picture look better. My bad. Just trust me that these little …





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