So here’s the thing. There are probably a good 357 avocado pudding recipes out there. I’m seen them everywhere. I even made one when I first started paleo and my mom thought it tasted like dog doo. I disagreed. I am pretty easy to please when it comes to food. If it tastes even semi good, I’m into it. No matter what mixtures of flavors that are going on. Like avocado and cocoa powder. HOLY MOLY, it tastes good. At first it kinda creeped me out, then I couldn’t stop eating it. Thankfully I no longer need a boyfriend, I have avocado pudding in my life to fulfill my needs.
Speaking of random things that taste good together, I went to sushi the other night. And not only ate sashimi, but had some sake bombs too! Sake virgin right here! So here’s the thing, I probably haven’t had sushi innnnnnnnn 5-6 years. Before I was paleo. It always made me sick and I kind of wanted to die. Not really. But I didn’t want to eat it, ever.again. But when sushi came onto my agenda, I manned up and decided to go the sashimi route at this restaurant called Blue in downtown Denver. I had a sashimi platter, mango hama, and ceviche style white fish. If you don’t know what any of this means, it’s cool. I don’t either. I just know it tastes FREAKING AWESOME. Seriously so awesome. Guess it was the rice that was making me sick before. But I was seriously like a little giddy child. Mostly because I had taken 3 sake bombs so my child-like qualities were appearing. Sake bombs are intense. Like real intense. My little bombs were small because I would only fill my glass up 1/2 inch from the bottom with beer, but I still proceeded on to pee 6-8 times that night. How does that even make sense?
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5-Ingredient Avocado Pudding
- Yield: 1 1x
Ingredients
- 1/2 avocado, mashed
- 1–2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder (the more, the chocolatey-er)
- 2 teaspoons raw honey
- 1 teaspoon sunbutter (or other nut butter)
- pinch of salt
- dark chocolate chips-optional
Instructions
- Mash up your avocado.
- Add in your cocoa powder, raw honey, sunbutter, pinch of salt and mix thoroughly.
- Top with dark chocolate chips if you would like. I liked.
- Eat it up!
- **if you want to go over the top it chocolatey flavor and give your pudding a protein boost, add a tablespoon of Primal Fuel Chocolate
Notes
For an even creamier texture, puree in your food processor.
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WOW!!!! I honestly had to make this more because I was so interested in the taste thinking can it really be as good as she and everyone else says and YES IT IS!!! Thank you – fast, simple and 2 teaspoons fixed my craving (until tomorrow)
My god I have have all these ingredients in my kitchen, and am craving chocolate. thank you. nom nom nom…
Found this on a different paleo blog and was super excited…a chocolate pudding made out of…*GASP*…avocados?! So I went home and lo and behold already had all the ingredients to make it. So I made it, took a spoonful and was in heaven (this may be because I have a ridiculous head over heels love-hate relationship with chocolate and sweets in general and was on Day 4 of my modified version of the sugar detox). Anyways, I decided to have a bowl-ful of it and all night, my body hated me and decided to punish me by making me feel like crap. So what was it? The avocados? Whatever it was, it scared me to death and I will not attempt to do a rerun of this ever again 😐
Well think about how much fat is in an avocado…a lot. So it could just be over doing it with the fat content. Everybody’s body is different, so that much fat might not be the best for you. Just a guess though
I found you a boyfriend! I’m not actually sure he’s single and now that I think about it he may not even be a he although I think he is.
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He’s perfect for you. He’s sarcastic (although no-body holds a candle to you), loves to cook and especially loves chocolate. It would be a match made in heaven!
I only got as far as the BBQ’s triple chocolate brownie and I stopped and came to tell you about him. Maybe if he’s married he has a brother or friend!!
Omygosh. I just made this. And added half a banana and a bit of almond milk. All in the food processor. The result is explosions of happiness in my mouth 😀
you had me at pudding. 😉
just discovered your site and LOVE what you’re up to!
totally need to do more stalking…er, reading. congrats on the cookbook!
what do you think about carob chips vs. chocolate? any difference in taste/health?
and next time I’m in Denver (could be any day), we’re meeting up for a food fest!
ps – great song. 🙂
I don’t know a whole lot about carob chips. I know they don’t taste as good. But I think they have a lower sugar content!
Well, here’s a reminder. I almost had a full blown paleo-panic-attack in the middle of The Cheesecake Factory the other week. I know, right, why is a paleo peep even crossing the threshold at a restaurant that’s namesake sake is SUGAR? Because they have the best burgers, y’all – according to my hubs.
First off, I’m definitely getting a stupid- amazing food processor STAT! Second, this recipe is amazing! Yes I made two of your desserts today, I just couldn’t contain myself. The avocado and cocoa mix had me weird-ed out, but weird-ed out no more. This stuff rocks my socks!!
I just became Paleo and am loving it. Love this recipe and adore you. Cracking up at all of your posts! Love it all!
I get distracted easily and ate most of this before I got to the last couple of ingredients! I call it the 3 ingredient chocolate pudding and it was delicious! I just melted a few dark chocolate/organic/low sugar chips and added the avocado, then threw in a dash of honey (I think I will skip that next time- too sweet). So delicious that my 3 year old put his fingers in the bowl trying to get what was left on the side that he couldn’t scrape up with the spoon! Thank you for the inspiration!! Next time I will try all 5 ingredients! Sooooooo good!