These are, hands down, the best waffles I’ve made so far. If I could rate my own recipes, I’d seriously give these waffles 28 stars. I couldn’t stop eating them! And it was great since I made them for Laura but she could only eat half of one because she thought they were so rich sooooooo I got to eat all of them. That butt be growin’!!
So Tuesdays are my day off. That means I usually do laundry, cook a couple meals for the week and try to clean my kitchen that I will just get dirty within 30 minutes of cleaning it. It’s frustrating. A never ending dirty kitchen is dumb. Is it selfish to want a boyfriend strictly for helping me with dishes? I mean, I would do the cooking every night…isn’t that fair to have someone just wash the dishes?! I’d be down to kiss the person as well. A makeout session AND dinner. Why the hell wouldn’t my imaginary boyfriend do the damn dishes? This paragraph is pointless.
Guess what I’m doing this weekend? Well, other than playing in the park with my friends from CrossFit Broadway then most likely going out dancing once again on Saturday in hopes of dancing with the great gay guy who spun me around the dance floor…I’ll be working at a Health Fair at CrossFit Eminence! Can you say run-on sentence? Yes, yes you can. CrossFit Eminence will be holding a health fair this Saturday May 19th from 8am-3pm which will have all kinds of fun info and stuff to do. Like the Body Fat Truck. That’s what I’m going to do with my Saturday. Get in the body fat thing-a-ding and cry for the rest of the afternoon. I’M KIDDING, jesus. It might be cool to find out how much fat is hanging out around my lower section of my body. Ew.
I hear they also will have a dunk tank. I feel very neutral about that. Neutral meaning not good. If someone tries to get me to go in the dunk tank, I will absolutely not act like it’s funny nor play along. B*tch mode. Does that make me a bad person? Kind of. But me without make up on is scary. And the last thing I want to do is dunk my head under water then have people frightened of me and not check out my website. F*ck you acne. You’re mean. You make me look like a bad person.
Anywho, if you have any free time on Saturday, come to CrossFit Eminence between 8am and 3pm for all kinds of stuff to make you a healthier person. I will also be doing a giveaway with treats and apparel! Don’t miss out! Maybe you can go in the dunk tank for me?! YES? Cool. You’re awesome. Whoever you are.
Chocolate Waffles
- Yield: 4-5 1x
Ingredients
- 1.5 cup almond meal/flour
- 1/3 cup canned coconut milk
- 1/4 cup Enjoy Life Chocolate Chips or dark chocolate chips
- 2 eggs, whisked
- 2 heaping tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 tablespoon maple syrup or raw honey (some kind of sweetener)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- sprinkle of cinnamon
- pinch of salt
Instructions
- Plug in your waffle iron. You don’t have a waffle iron? Why? Because it’s the most pointless tool in the kitchen and takes up a balls ton of room? True. But buy one. Waffles are awesome.
- Whisk your eggs in a medium-large sized bowl.
- Add your coconut milk and sweetener and whisk together with eggs.
- Next add your almond flour and mix more!
- Then add your cocoa powder baking soda and mix together.
- Lastly, add in your chocolate chips, vanilla, salt and cinnamon. Mix together thoroughly.
- Pour into your waffle iron and cooking until cooked through. It took about 4-5 minutes for mine to cook through and crisp up.
Notes
1. I have no idea if these will work as pancakes.
2. Roasted, unsalted almonds were on sale so I just made my own almond meal in a food processor. Meaning I threw the almonds in a food processor and turned in on for 30 seconds. Ta dah! Almond meal. Easy peasy, cheap and squeezy.
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Someone mentioned Pantothenic Acid for acne so I tried it (like you, acne sufferer for YEARS, even when all Paleo and what-not, and I’m “old,” in comparison to you). Looked it up and decided to overload the dose. I’m doing 2,000 mg AM and PM. Seems to be giving me some good results so far (only a little over a week). Just FYI.
And I will make these this weekend. Yum.
Okay that’s it I’m offically buying a waffle maker just to make these yummy things! BTW I have made several of your recipes and love them!!!
Made these this morning (as pancakes) and they were un- FREAKING believable. It was like a brownie covered in maple syrup and who doesn’t love that? They were tested by all four of my kids and approved.
Thanks Juli once again for another awesome recipe.
Made these this morning…Amazing! I love them, my daughter loves them. Whats not to love? It’s chocolate!
I too, had a waffle iron fail, despite brushing with coconut oil 🙁 I’m half tempted to just eat the rest of the batter raw because I want to eat these so bad!
Okay, second batch was much better! Now, off to go stuff my face
I found a belgian waffle maker in REALLY good shape at a local thrift store for $4.99 ! I figured, what-the-heck? I thought trying to go Paleo ment noooo more waffles, but here they are! So all those whinners who have no waffle iron, start at thrift stores. And bring in a big box of stuff you don’t need while you’re at it. Ultimate recycling. Luv, luv PaleOMG! Thanks Juli!..Shelly
Very satisfying! I don’t have a waffle iron and refused to go buy anything today (that’s why I landed on this recipe – had all the ingredients), so I made them as pancakes. I added another egg to thin the batter out a little and didn’t have any of the chocolate chips, so I chopped up some dark chocolate. I’ll have to get some of those chips one of these days… yay, pancakes!
My grain-loving boyfriend nommed the shit out of these before our heavy day today.
Thank you, thank you.
I just made these as pancakes……OMG!!! Heaven!! Almost like chocolate brownies in pancakes form!! I will be making these again….tomorrow morning. Thank you 🙂