Get Your FREE Primal Kitchen Dark Chocolate Almond Energy Bars

Let’s be real for a second. It’s the week before my wedding, I have different appointments every day and lots of typing to do, so grocery shopping and full meals is not high on my priority list at the moment. Also, our refrigerator broke so I’m stuck with what’s in the freezer or the pantry. Luckily, I have Primal Kitchen Dark Chocolate Almond Bars to pack with me while I’m out running errands or in need of some sort of food after a hard workout…and before I become hangry. 

Primal Kitchen Dark Chocolate Almond Bars are one of the best options out there when it comes to bars! They are full of collagen and healthy fats, packed with protein, and rich in fiber. No more crappy conventional protein bars packed with sugar or high fructose corn syrup…or ingredients you can’t pronounce. These bars are lightly sweetened with honey and monk fruit extract, so they are flavorful while packed with nutrition. And the bars contain no grains, dairy, or artificial additives! Duh, I don’t eat that sh*t.

But it’s not only what these bars don’t contain that’s so great, it’s what they do contain: 15 grams of protein and 6 grams of dietary fiber per serving! Primal Kitchen’s bars will leave you feeling full and satisfied and not thinking about snacking more! They’re also a good source of essential minerals like iron, and pack in tons of healthy fats from grass-fed collagen, too.

Ready to sink your teeth into one of these chocolatey, chewy delights and stop feeling bad about your snack cravings? Well, you’re in luck, because I’m teaming up with Thrive Market once again to offer you a FREE 6-pack of Primal Kitchen’s Paleo-friendly dark chocolate almond energy bars! I’ve given away avocado oil mayo, coconut oil as well as a shopping spree and now it’s all about the snacks! Claim your FREE gift today before they’re all gone! And read more about Thrive Market and what savings it has to offer here!


>>>>>>GET YOUR FREE GIFT NOW! <<<<<<<

Oh, Hi! I’m Juli.

I’m a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don’t know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.


29 thoughts on “Get Your FREE Primal Kitchen Dark Chocolate Almond Energy Bars”

  1. Thanks Juli!! Who doesn’t love free healthy food!? I hope your wedding is everything you’ve dreamed! Enjoy every second!

  2. So excited that you posted about this today, I have been looking for a new paleo bar! Can’t wait to try it. Good luck with all the last minute wedding prep!

  3. These bars are DISGUSTING- my dad ordered some and ended up sending them back. They taste like chemicals and are really dense and chewy. We both spit out our first bite and had to find something to get the taste out of our mouths.

    1. Did you ever find out about the trail membership? I was wondering about that too…will they charge me after a month and then when I cancel, will I get my membership fee back? If not, it turns out to be expensive bars…

    2. Yes, your first purchase on Thrive Market will begin your free 30 day trial, but you can cancel before the 30 days ends if you don’t want to proceed with the membership

    3. Thrive Market Member Services

      Hi Roxann! Great question! Your trial membership is activated when you place your first order. The the annual membership will commence after the free trial. It is also noted that the free trial can be canceled at anytime and that there is no obligation. We hope you’ll give us a try!

  4. Thanks for the offer, Juli. I placed an order this morning and the bars showed up in my shopping cart. My order confirmation email showed that the bars were replaced with a can of tuna. I received no notification of this prior to ordering. I called Thrive to see if I could get the bars added to my order but apparently the bars were already sold out. I unfortunately could not cancel or modify my order. The customer service representative was not friendly or helpful. I know this isn’t your problem but wanted to convey my dissatisfaction with Thrive. I’ve used Thrive for the last year and never had a problem until today. I think it’s great you are offering promotions like this. I’m just hoping there is a way in the future for either more promotional supplies to sell to customers and/or more information on Thrive’s part to notify the customer that the product is sold out. I figured I would have received an out of stock message if the bars were no longer available. Anyway, just wanted to let you know since you have been partnering with them. Have a great time at your wedding! Sounds fabulous.

      1. Thanks so much for your help! I got an email today that Thrive will send me a box of the bars. Can’t wait to try them.

  5. I tried to get my free bars but a box said I need to spend $50 to get them for free. Not sure what that was all about.

  6. You are literally the I just started following you on snapchat. Its weird when you first hear someones voice that you have never heard before. I don’t know if I’m explaining it right, but you know I’ve been reading your blog for awhile and sometimes humor gets lost in words on a page. Okay end ramble: you’re hilarious. I love your blog! Happy almost wedding day!!

  7. These were delicious! Not sweet at all with a hint of chocolate. Just what I need to get through the afternoon. I love the fact that they are so chewy so you have to eat it slowly.

  8. I joined thrive and got the bars and a few other items. After a week I decided the site isn’t cheaper, so I asked to cancel my membership. The email response was that they extended my trial until June, but the very next day, they charged me the $59.95 membership fee- just 1 week after I joined! I’m trying to get this sorted out now, and saw they have a bunch of BBB complaints for things like this. I’m so glad I didn’t refer other friends! It’s not worth the hassle or membership fee. I can find most of the stuff on Amazon or other sites.

    1. are you serious?! omg i’m so sorry, Val! i’m sending an email to my contact there and notifying them right away. i can’t believe you had that issue! i know so many happy friends who use Thrive. sorry again you had that issue!

  9. I just had the same experience as Val this morning. My wife and I both used the coupon code and got charged twice this morning for the membership fee! I’d really appreciate you contacting your contact there for us as well. It wasn’t clear to us that this was a trial membership in the first place by using the promo code webpage. Any help you could provide would be greatly appreciated.

    1. so sorry about that kyle, that is such a disappointment. i reported it and they said they are reaching out to you to fix this problem

    2. Thrive Market Member Services

      Hi Kyle! We are so sorry to hear about this. We surely hope the issue was resolved. However, if you need further assistance please feel free to contact us at ‘’ We are happy to help!

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


Sign up for my PaleOMG newsletter to get recipes,
discounts, and stories straight to your inbox for FREE!

Don't Miss A Bite!

Sign up for my PaleOMG newsletter to get recipes, discounts, and stories straight to your inbox for FREE!