Why do I keep calling myself JB? Stupid.

What’s up with my picture for this post? Yeah…I don’t know either.

Ok. I don’t really like talking about paleo with people. I definitely like talking about food, that’s for effing sure, but paleo…that’s a touchy subject. Even with people who eat paleo. Everyone thinks their opinion is right. Little do they know, it’s actually me who is ALWAYS right. Ok, I’m kidding.

But people don’t like being questioned, ESPECIALLY if it’s about what they eat. So I don’t question people. But when they question ME and tell ME what I’m eating is dumb, I want to cut a b*tch. Geez, that was a bit much. But seriously, I don’t question your oatmeal, I don’t care about your pizza, and I sure don’t give a f*ck about how many beers you had last night. So why do you care what I eat? Your life is YOURS. You make it whatever you want. You create your future. And you are in control of your health. So if oatmeal allows you to poop because of it’s ‘added fiber’ (well, you’re a liar) but I’m happy for you.

The thing is, the paleo diet was created off of the assumptions of the caveman diet. Cool. I’m not a caveman. I may not shower as often as I should, but I’m definitely not hunting down my food, suffocating it with my massive thighs, then eating it’s liver for extra iron. That’s just not me. Now chasing after a cupcake truck, that’s a different story. But I eat a certain way because it makes me feel better. My bowel movements are awesome. Yes, I did just say that. And I perform in the gym better than I ever have. Do I eat bacon? Yes. Do I eat a BALLS TON of fat in the form of nut butters? Yes. Do I eat chocolate covered walnuts far too often? Oh sh*t yes. But I still call myself paleo and am quite fine with that. Does that mean I follow the ‘paleo guidelines’ out there? No. But that’s because I was crazy strict paleo for some time and it didn’t work with my lifestyle. It made me crazy. Tell me I can’t have something, I want it 10x more. I’m like any other human out there.

But because of how much I’ve played around with my diet, I know what works for me. I know that I can’t eat a ton of cheese, but I’ll definitely do it sometimes. I know I will gain weight when I’m eating a sh*t ton of sweet potatoes, but I’ll still do it sometimes. And I know all this stuff because I’ve tried it all. I’ve been a little chubster eating my whole wheat sandwhiches and low fat crackers, thinking what I was doing was right. I’ve also been the very skinny person eating rice and beans. I was the person who hated the paleo diet and thought it was unrealistic. But then I tried it. And used my brain to it’s full potential. And figured out that what I had been eating in the past made me feel terrible.

Ok, now I’m just going on a rant. The whole reason I’m writing this is because paleo is what you make it. I update this website with recipes regularly to give people options. That may mean I will call my Bacon Alfredo a “paleo” dish or my coconut and almond flour waffle a “paleo” dish. You’re not cool with that? You havin’ a sh*t fit because cavemen didn’t have the means to cook like that? I don’t give a sh*t. Seriously. This is my website and I will make whatever I please and call it what I want.

I really do respect everyone’s opinion out there, but I also never want anyone to be afraid of trying the paleo lifestyle because they think it is intimidating and/or restricting. The paleo diet is what you want it to be.

Are you a Whole9 follower that restricts your sugar and does not make paleo pancakes because it is defeating the purpose of cleaning out your diet and getting control of brain? Awesome bro.

Or are you a Mark Sisson follower who still consumes raw milks and cheeses? Cool bro.

Or are you a Health-Bent or Civilized Caveman follower who mixes up their diet with gluten free meals and amazing primal desserts? Sweet bro.

I don’t care what you follow, but do one thing for me…stop questioning other people’s lifestyles. Stop forcing your ideas on others, paleo or not. And stop thinking your way is the only way. I eat this way because I love it, but I know my friends can eat grains and are perfectly fine. I don’t care that they do that, nor do I say anything when they do. Because it’s THEIR body and THEIR life.

And start reading. Figure out that one way isn’t THE ONLY way. These are some of my favorite websites and resources out there.

Health-Bent’s point of view- my favorite, it works best for me!

Whole9

Mark’s Daily Apple

Robb Wolf

You May Also Like:

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

146 Comments

  1. brandon keatley says:

    i’m like at least 1/8 paleo – on my dad’s side.

    all kidding aside…great points. haters are gonna hate…i read a quote that seems to sum up those out there who feel the need to come on your site and “educate” you on their beliefs.

    “arrogance is like training wheels on a bike…it’s for weak people with little balance.”

    keep on keepin’ on. thanks for the love.

    1. juli says:

      Love it Brandon. Good quote. Thanks for being awesome.

  2. Kaci says:

    Juli,

    Your blog is hilaaarious. I just started Crossfit in November and am participating in the Whole30 Challenge this month, so I have been trolling the web to find great sites with delicious recipes to keep the food boredom at bay. I love everything you have to say and I especially love the way you say it.

    Keep it up! And uhm, I’m blogging about my experience here: http://www.kaciclairest.com/my-kitchen.html if you’re interested. Your writing has inspired me to amp up the amount of sass I include in any given post, so thank you for that.

    Kaci

    1. juli says:

      Congrats Kaci, welcome to the wonderful CrossFit and paleo world!!! I’ll check out your blog!

  3. Heather @ Multiply Delicious says:

    JB….you rock! I just stumbled across your blog and love it! Love your words, love your honesty, and love your recipes! Can’t wait to continue to follow you and see what comes next.
    So happy to find another great Paleo blog! 🙂

    1. juli says:

      Thank you soooo much Heather!! I’ve actually looked at your blog before and LOVE it! Gorgeous and simple layout with amazing looking food and recipes!! You may be getting an email from me soon!

    1. juli says:

      Awesome Angela!! Glad someone else out isn’t a paleo crazy person!

  4. Jan says:

    Juli,
    OMG…you are hilarious and just a breath of fresh air. Thank you so much for your honesty. It’s so hard to find these days. I’m new to paleo and I do struggle with the dos and don’ts. I too have had many digestive issues, so I’m really starting to learn what works for me. My next goal will be working out. Closest gym is 45 min away and not easy to get to. The joys of living of bf egypt. Anyway, you are encouraging and enlightening and completely love your honesty. Thanks for your blog. LOVE IT!!!

    1. juli says:

      Thank you Jan!! Let’s get you working out!! I could help you figure out some workouts to do at home!! Email me if you would like some help!

  5. Mommy Blog says:

    Wohh exactly what I was looking for, thankyou for posting .

  6. Naima says:

    Juli, I’m so glad I found your blog while looking for good Paleo recipes. Instead of getting my rest for tomorrow’s WOD (which is Fight Gone Bad, I’ve spent the last two hours looking through your site. But you’re worth it.

    You are more addictive than chocolate.

    I’m hooked and a new fan. Love ya, girl!

    1. juli says:

      Lol hell yeah Naima!! Who needs sleep for FGB, just coffee and almond butter 🙂 Thanks so much for your support! Glad you’ll be back!

  7. Crista Hartson says:

    If you don’t like the heat get out of the kitchen.

  8. Michelle says:

    Juli,

    After reading this blog, I am reminded that I might be eating to much sweet potato. I usually eat sweet potato pieces after my morning WOD with sardines. On average, I eat 3-4 medium sized sweet potatoes a week. Do you think this is to excessive? I love the sardines with the sweet potato, they go great together, do you have any ideas on another side for my sardines?

    1. juli says:

      Michelle it totally depends on your size and metabolism AND goals. I’d say 1-2 is a good amount for an average women, but it will range depending on each person.

  9. Rhiannon Norena says:

    Couldn’t have said it better myself.