I’ve talked about how I have an addictive personality. Well kind of. I get addicted to something and usually love it for around 2 weeks, then we part ways. Rarely do I LOVE something for longer. Nut butters are a different story. We have a bond. I don’t want to get into it. But after 2 weeks, I am usually move onto my next new and exciting addiction. So does that mean I don’t have an addictive personality since I don’t stick with anything? Or do I have an addictive personality since I replace one addiction with another? Yeah, I don’t know either. Stop acting like you do. You’re not a psychologist, and if you are, your skills ain’t got sh*t on me. Believe me, my mom has tried. That was all so confusing.
That just got deep. Anywho. Ok, so I was thinking I would just go on a little rant about what I was addicted to this week. Not that you care, or will even read on after this sentence, but I’m still puttin’ it out there. As you can tell, this blog is a bit of a journal or diary or aplaceiwritedowneverythingi’mthinking spot.
So here we go…
Dear Diary,
These are the things I can’t get out of my mind…this week:
- Fact: Hot sauce is delicious on ANYTHING. Do not try to fight me on this one. I will win.
- More than anything in this world, I wish I had a fig tree. I’m pretty sure that’s where figs come from, but not positive. If I had a fig tree, all I would eat all day long is figs. Well, I’d probably make fig sandwiches with almond butter in the middle too. RECIPE IDEA..ding ding ding!!!!
- Coconut butter should be illegal.
- I just ran out of deer steaks and now my life is very sad.
- Cashews. You bastards.
- Burnt onions. Like caramelized but instead of caramelized, they’re burnt. I love them.
- Sweet potatoes ran my life this week. In every different form known to man. I think I might be having an affair with sweet potatoes. That was a weird and dumb statement. Like I would ever have a husband to have an affair on.
- I want a bag of Enjoy Life Chocolate Chips. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?
- Sparkling mineral water is sooooo much better than regular water. It’s my bubbly happy place.
- Weiner dogs. How am I suppose to spell weiner…weener…weaner? Whatever. I love them. I don’t know why. I don’t really like animals. Dogs don’t really excite me. But weiner dogs, I can’t stop giggling. Thank god for pinterest because people pin the sh*t out of dogs and I get to look at them. I think I just snorted from giggling so much.
Haha! I never thought about an addictive personality as being “you getting addicted to things”, always thought it was that “people get addicted to you”!
Obsessions/ addictions I’m with you there- right now..cilantro….
Love your blog 🙂
I wish people would get addicted to me. Actually, mainly just wish men would get addicted to me. Cilantro is amazing. Simply amazing. Thanks so much for your support Meredith!
Oh my #3, #7, #8 are all of my latest addictions too! Can’t get enough of coconut butter….I think it’s evil, well not really but I’ve almost finished a jar this week. It calls my name…darn it I love that stuff! And sweet potatoes…get out. Everyone kids me I’m going to turn into one because I eat them all the time.
Once again, love your words!
GENIUS!! Thanks for giving me a recipe idea for next week 😉
Thought you might like the recipe i put up today…chicken piccata without the wine and not nearly as much butter
http://Www.itsbetterwithbeer.com
Go paleo!
Love it Kristin!! I’ve thought about making a recipe like that but haven’t tried, but I’ve also never had real Piccata so I wouldn’t have anything to compare it to. How’d it turn out?! Hell yeah paleo!!
I like how the ad that corresponds with this post is “Do you have a sexual addiction?” Obviously google ads or whoever does your ads picked up on the key word “addiction”…
Also, discovered a walnut and cashew nut butter, which was delicious (consumed in 2 sittings). And I wanted to ask, what’s your favorite nut to use for nut butter? I want to try macademia nut!
Are you addicted to sex Kelsey? It’s ok, I’m here for you. Minus the sex.
Macadamia nut butter for sure is my favorite. And it’s the easiest to make since those nuts are so fatty, you don’t have to add oil. love love.
Wow it’s that obvious? Whoops…Guess I’ve learned my lesson about bringing up sexual addictions in the blogosphere.
And thanks for your (semi) generous offer.
You are funny.
Just found your blog from watching AgainFaster vids.
My addiction lists looks freakishly similar. I feel ya on the cashews woman. I love to hate ’em. Hate to love ’em.
Was also thinking yesterday that I shouldn’t date because i just carry around a tin of meat all day. MMMMmmm wild turkey.
Peeps at my box just started a 30 Paleo challenge. I am going to be sure to share your blog to keep ’em smiling.
Cheers to females & muscles.
Yay that’s freaking awesome Lynn!!! I’m so excited about my lil blog with AgainFaster! Who needs a man when we have meat 🙂
I have 2 long haired miniature wiener dogs! I love them! They make me laugh every day. Check them out in my Facebook photos :). You can’t not love them
Love love love
As a Weiner owner and crossfit goer, I LOVED this post! Chocolate Almond butter is B.O.M.B and “goer” is a weird word. The end.
Goer is a great word. period.
I am a 35 year old single dude with a shih tzu named Max. I said it – shih tzu. Whatever. The little sh*t throws up on the carpet daily, it seems. Yeah, it pisses me off. I still can’t figure out why he’s soooooooo excited when I come home at night. Makes up for the puke.
I officially love you Tom. My parents have 2 shih tzus. That’s the only dog I’ve ever had in my life. My first one used to puke EVERY.DAY. We must be really awesome people if our dogs puke every time they see us. Obv
You are brilliant!
I, too, own a pretty stinkin’ cute shih tzu and also think you are pure comedy.
Thank you.
I’m glad at least one person thinks i’m funny
LOL, I’ve never heard that about Shih Tzus before. I’m the same way! My current addictions are green tea in mason jars with all different kinds of fruit & mint, almond milk, pomegranate seeds, duck fat sweet potato fries (tastes like Thanksgiving!!), Pecan Pie Butter (DYING to try some macadamia nut butter ASAP), and your Mexican Hash Bake!!! I could eat it every minute of every day. Twice. Deer steaks sound delicious.
Pecan Pie Butter is AWESOME yum yum yum!! I need to try the green tea, that sounds amazing!