Na, these aren’t made from lions. I wish. I wonder what lion tastes like. OMG I’m kidding all you endangered species advocates. I won’t eat a lion. Unless I go somewhere that I can. Just being honest. These are pretty much asian meatballs. Just go with it.
I bought jeans this past week. Yep, I did it. I don’t know how I feel about them. They are a bit high in the waist. I think that look is in. I think that because Sergio said it. Yep, HE said it. I’m just not very hip. And my ass is huge so making it look longer is a terrible idea. Straight up, terrible. So I ended up wearing them in California and decided I kind of hate them. Probably because they are jeans. And make me look like a rhino. F*ckin rhinos. I’m going to find jeans though. Yes I am. Next time I’m going to spend 4 hours there instead of 2. YOUARESTUPIDJEANS.IHATEYOU.
I ate 1 too many caramel bars today. Being honest. Again. And yes, I will be posting the recipe. Stop freakin.
Ah f*ck. I just remembered something…I joined a kickball league. Yeah. I joined a league that is a ball sport. That was a dumb idea. My friend Tommy talked me into it. Really, I’m just hoping there are hot guys in it. There probably won’t be. No single ones at least. That’s probably better though. I am going to fully embarrass myself trying to kick a ball. I will most likely miss the ball, full on fall onto my ass. then maybe pee myself. I’ve been known to do that. That’s gonna get me a guy. A girl with bigger shoulders than a dude, with wet pants, and a car that smells like dirty children aka spoiled milk. Yep, I’ll catch myself a real winner soon.
I want to write a cookbook. But I don’t know where to start. Or what to do. How cool would that be though?! So cool.
Lion’s Head Meatballs
- Prep Time: 10 mins
- Cook Time: 10 mins
- Total Time: 20 minutes
- Yield: 3-4 1x
Ingredients
- 1lb ground beef
- 1 medium carrot, minced
- 2 scallions, chopped
- 1/4 cup almond flour/meal
- 1 cup canned coconut milk
- 1 tablespoon coconut aminos
- 2 tablespoons curry powder
- 1 tablespoon sesame oil
- 1 tablespoon ground ginger
- 1/2 teaspoon ground red pepper
- salt and pepper, to taste
- 1–2 tablespoons coconut oil
Instructions
- Add your ground beef, carrot, scallions, almond flour, sesame oil, ginger, red pepper, and salt and pepper to a bowl and mix together.
- Make you meatballs sized to your preference.
- Heat up a large skillet over medium heat, add your coconut oil then add your meatballs.
- Cook for around 5-6 minutes then flip to cook on all sides.
- When your meatballs are almost cooked through, around 3 minutes, add your coconut milk, coconut aminos on top of the meatballs
- Turn the meatballs to coat with all the flavorings!
- Cook for about 2-3 more minutes.
- Then serve! Top with some extra carrots and scallions!
Whoa whoa whoa….hang on a damn minute!
You promised caramel bars & you give me lions balls instead
wtf Juli : )
🙂 someday, gotta keep looking
Hi,
even if you don’t know how to kick the ball or there are no cute guys out there, I think that joining this league it’s a great idea. You’re surely going to have fun and you will have no time for caramel bars. I support this idea. Nice recipe by the way. 🙂
Agreed, it will definitely be fun!
Okay….wthf!!!! Lets see, are you honestly expecting us to believe that you cannot get a date? I hope I’m not over stepping my bounds here, but if that is true, are like all the guys you know f*king gay or what? D*mn, your obviously smart, and a great cook, crazy good at crossfit, and if that wasnt enough, your hella hot to boot….gheez what more do they want?
Well all the good ones are taken Mike!
Do it!! DO It!! Write a cookbook!
Your recipes rock and you have great personality when you write. The combination is killer. 🙂
I’m with you on the jeans thing- I’m built like a guy…straight up and down… size 2- so I get the Levi’s Too Super Low boot cut. They aren’t too pricy either. None of this high- waisted stuff. It’s like we’ve flashed back to the 80s!
Thanks Meredith, we will see!
I too joined a ball sport and feel dumb about it, softball. Today is our first practice, aka how to embarrass myself without trying very hard. I would totally buy your cookbook if you write it, there are lots of places you can have a cookbook published online!! Go for it girl!
Hopefully someday soon Wendy!
Just made these for lunch. Delicious!
Wow ur on it! Glad you like them!
You need to come crossfit here in New Brunswick, Canada. I have a prime hot boy crossfitter candidate for you. No kick ball sports required.
Also, please write a cook book. That would be friggin’ fantastic. These are going on my meal plan for the next week.
Say wha?!? I need to meet this prime candidate lol. Hope you like the meatballs!
Can I preorder that cookbook!!!???
If I ever get one, you definitely can Kevin!
haha I sort of love following your completely random train of thought. It all flows pretty well though! You SHOULD write a cookbook it would be bomb and I would so buy it!
Lol my brain is weird
Hmmm… see?!? The cookbook idea is HUGE HIT and everyone is dying for it!!! Show these posts to any potential publisher and you got yourself a DEAL girl! We HAVE to HAVE a paleOMG cookbook!!! On the jeans note… please no high waists!!! Not really a good look for ANYONE! I don’t care what the fashion industry says… I know what my eyes see and it just isn’t pretty on anyone! I bet you’d rock the heck out of Rock & Republic or Seven for all Mankind jeans!!! (well, I’m willing to bet you rock the heck out of all jeans and are just being too hard on yourself as always!) Still dying for your abs!
Thanks Rebecca, hopefully a cookbook can happen at some point! And I refuse to spend that much in jeans because my thighs increase in size every month. That much money down the drain is a waste
Yes on the cookbook and no on high waist jeans. Find you some Hudson jeans. They are softer than regular jeans so you don’t feel so confined in them. I have found that leg muscles and big butts are not made for jeans but Hudson makes it a little more tolerable. Gotta love a CF butt.
Thanks for the tip Tonya!