Na, these aren’t made from lions. I wish. I wonder what lion tastes like. OMG I’m kidding all you endangered species advocates. I won’t eat a lion. Unless I go somewhere that I can. Just being honest. These are pretty much asian meatballs. Just go with it.
I bought jeans this past week. Yep, I did it. I don’t know how I feel about them. They are a bit high in the waist. I think that look is in. I think that because Sergio said it. Yep, HE said it. I’m just not very hip. And my ass is huge so making it look longer is a terrible idea. Straight up, terrible. So I ended up wearing them in California and decided I kind of hate them. Probably because they are jeans. And make me look like a rhino. F*ckin rhinos. I’m going to find jeans though. Yes I am. Next time I’m going to spend 4 hours there instead of 2. YOUARESTUPIDJEANS.IHATEYOU.
I ate 1 too many caramel bars today. Being honest. Again. And yes, I will be posting the recipe. Stop freakin.
Ah f*ck. I just remembered something…I joined a kickball league. Yeah. I joined a league that is a ball sport. That was a dumb idea. My friend Tommy talked me into it. Really, I’m just hoping there are hot guys in it. There probably won’t be. No single ones at least. That’s probably better though. I am going to fully embarrass myself trying to kick a ball. I will most likely miss the ball, full on fall onto my ass. then maybe pee myself. I’ve been known to do that. That’s gonna get me a guy. A girl with bigger shoulders than a dude, with wet pants, and a car that smells like dirty children aka spoiled milk. Yep, I’ll catch myself a real winner soon.
I want to write a cookbook. But I don’t know where to start. Or what to do. How cool would that be though?! So cool.
Lion’s Head Meatballs
- Prep Time: 10 mins
- Cook Time: 10 mins
- Total Time: 20 minutes
- Yield: 3-4 1x
Ingredients
- 1lb ground beef
- 1 medium carrot, minced
- 2 scallions, chopped
- 1/4 cup almond flour/meal
- 1 cup canned coconut milk
- 1 tablespoon coconut aminos
- 2 tablespoons curry powder
- 1 tablespoon sesame oil
- 1 tablespoon ground ginger
- 1/2 teaspoon ground red pepper
- salt and pepper, to taste
- 1–2 tablespoons coconut oil
Instructions
- Add your ground beef, carrot, scallions, almond flour, sesame oil, ginger, red pepper, and salt and pepper to a bowl and mix together.
- Make you meatballs sized to your preference.
- Heat up a large skillet over medium heat, add your coconut oil then add your meatballs.
- Cook for around 5-6 minutes then flip to cook on all sides.
- When your meatballs are almost cooked through, around 3 minutes, add your coconut milk, coconut aminos on top of the meatballs
- Turn the meatballs to coat with all the flavorings!
- Cook for about 2-3 more minutes.
- Then serve! Top with some extra carrots and scallions!
I think your friend Sergio Punk’d you by saying high waist jeans were in?… Yea, you got punk’d. Love the meal. Keep the great ideas coming!
toes punked. fudge
toes punked? ….doesn’t sound good
Ah thank you, JB! I love me some meatball recipes! Looking forward to whipping this one up.
I play in a kickball league. It is super fun. And you will do wonderfully! But you are right…not likely any hot single guys.
haha…I love your comment about a chick with bigger arms than a dude. 😉
way to bum me out emily!!! damn
Umm,
a) you were in my neck of the woods last weekend! how did you like LA?!
b) have you tried seven for all mankind, jeans? or William Rast? they are pricey, but so worth it! they are the only pants that will fit this booty.
a) loved LA!!
2) no i have no tried that. i will check em out!
I love the idea of a cookbook…especially with your commentary. What would really be sweet is a pdf version with videos for your recipes, so people could cook along with you on their kindle or other ebook reading device 🙂
That would be pretty damn sweet Rob!
I’m not sure if you follow his blog, but Richard Nikoley of Free The Animal recently put out an ebook that is just awesome. He may have some insight for you on a cookbook.
Thanks so much Rob!
I agree with Rob, except that instead of cooking along with you I want to dance along with you. How hilarious would that be, people all over the country busting out a dance break in their kitchens every night. Yeah, do it. Ebook. Or Dance with Juli app…I’d buy both.
Looooove the idea lol
How come your meatballs aren’t saucy?! That sounds gross but I don’t care. The recipe says to put the coconut milk and aminos on top of the balls buuuuut it doesn’t look that way in the pic. Is it just because that would make the picture look kinda gross? I’m obviously having recipe replication anxiety!
lol they had just been sitting out for a bit while I cooked 2 other things haha so they WILL be saucier than mine!
Definitely write a cookbook! I would love to have access to your recipes with out lugging my laptop into the kitchen with me!
Fingers crossed!
AHHH HHHA! JB really DOES like sports!
negative Damon, negative
These look amazing. I have sweet potato brownies in the oven now, and I have heard great things about some of the Lucky styles for more muscular/curvy women. Good luck with dodgeball!
Thanks for the tip Amber!
I hate jeans shopping, it gives me a migraine and makes me drink heavily.
That’s how I feel about the dreaded bathing suit shopping!!!
Oh I’m not even going near that
Same, but really just eat more food instead of drink