I don’t want to cook. Obviously. It’s not that I don’t want to cook for my website, it’s that I don’t even want to cook for myself. Last week in California, I took cooking to the extreme. This week, I’d rather just stuff my face with burgers from Park Burger or shredded pork from Cuba Cuba. I don’t want to slice vegetables or think about different spices that would taste good in a certain meat, I just want feel full. I even drank two Suja juices the other day so I wouldn’t have to eat until dinner, which wasn’t that fun. Turns out, drinking your meals is really not quite as satisfying. Who knew? Oh that’s right, everyone.
But I did try yesterday. I tried to make something with pumpkin, but it failed. It failed big time. Like, I-can’t-even-salvage-this, big time. Shame. Pumpkin is so in right now. It’s so hip. I guess you will have to wait until next week for another pumpkin extravaganza. I just had to sound that word out. Wow. I think I’m tired today. Anywho, after that recipe sh*t the bed, I grabbed what I had in my fridge and I pulled from what I stole from Sergio’s breakfast that morning. He made some concoction of ground turkey, avocado, and tomatoes. So I pretty much copied him. So I can’t call this original or a recipe, really. Sorry about that. My b, my b.
I went to a baseball game the other night. And I didn’t hate it. Weird. Probably because I had a double vodka soda in me, but I actually had fun. I saw a bat break, which I’ve never seen in real life. And I saw some fly balls. And I saw some attractive people. Not the players, though. I don’t know why women get their panties in a twist over professional athletes. Probably because they are gold diggin’ hoes, but if you look real close at those athletes, most of the time they are not attractive. And they are around 4’8″. They just look attractive on the field. It’s like the field gives you drunk goggles or something. I know who is attractive though. Eric Decker. I don’t even know if that’s how you spell his name, but he and his crazy gorgeous wife are going to have a new reality show on E! which will give me another reason to waste an hour of my life on Sundays. Glorious.
So I’m officially obsessed with a certain kind of dog. I recently told you that I was thinking about getting one, but when I say that, that means in the next two years. When I have my own place, I’m not traveling, and I feel like taking care of another creature. Gotta get that only child selfish syndrome out of me while I’m young. So as I’ve thought through the millions of dogs I could fall in love with, I recently met a baby French bull dog. And I almost died. Love at first sight. And after researching them and looking at hashtags of french bull dogs on instagram, I’ve decided that’s what I want. Sometimes, when I’m bored, I look through the millions of pictures people post online and I save them to my phone to look at when I’m sad for 2.8 seconds during my day. Sad usually means I’m just bored. But man do those cute little faces make me smile. You know how you look at people’s dogs and just don’t get how they think they are cute…I get it now. My french bull dog is going to be freaking awesome. I can’t wait to meet him in 2-3 years.
My I-Don’t-Want-To-Cook Meal
- Yield: 2-3 1x
Ingredients
- 1 pound ground turkey
- 1/2 yellow onion, minced
- 1–2 tablespoons hot sauce (depending how hot you want it)
- 1 (14 ounce) can of diced tomatoes, drained
- 1/2 tablespoon garlic powder
- salt and pepper, to taste
- 1 avocado, mashed
- 1 tablespoon lime juice
- salt, to taste
Instructions
- Place ground turkey and yellow onion in a pan over medium heat.
- Mix and break up the turkey until cooked through and no more pink appears.
- Add hot sauce, diced tomatoes, garlic powder, and salt and pepper. Mix well.
- Mash avocado, add lime juice to the avocado and a pinch of salt.
- Place turkey mixture in a bowl and top with mashed avocado.
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This is my favorite thing to make when I’m lazy. I also Add peppers to it! On Sundays I throw it all in the crockpot and then I have lunch for the week. I’m the worst with the crockpot though! After an hour I’m already like, is it done yet! I did it the other night before bed and woke up to a finished meal! 🙂 crockpots are the best for laziness!
I rescued a Frenchie in March. I LOVE her! If you are purchasing one, find a reputable breeder and get references. They can have allergies and congenital skin conditions that require a great deal of maintenance. But if it’s a companion you’re after, you’ll find it hard to beat a Frenchie.
I just made this for lunch and it was delicious! I love your “I don’t want to cook” recipes. They are so simple, yummy, and budget friendly! I wouldn’t mind more concoctions you put together when you are less than enthusiastic about cooking 🙂
Hi –
Not to be a buzz kill on the Frenchie thing, but bull-dogs have a lot of health issues and unless you are really financially ready and committed you should think about that. On top of that there are so many great dogs in need of saving out there and breeders are scary. All that being said my friend just adopted a Frenchie from a French Bulldog rescue and he is great if you HAVE to be breed specific think seriously about adopting from a rescue, they will support you and make sure you are ready for the commitment. OK – crazy dog lady out. 🙂
French bulldogs are adorable BUT since they don’t have tails there is a bit of a problem after they poo-I doggie sat my friend’s dog and had to clean his butt with a baby wipe. Just keep that in mind :-)))
This was exactly what I needed tonight. And I don’t even like avocado. You rock!
This is really good but isn’t it chili or something?
sure you could call it that!! you could call it wahtever you’d like 🙂
I have a pomeranian and she is the cutest effing thing ever. She look like a mini fox.One problem, she is the most vicious animal you will EVER meet. She only likes my mom and my dad and if I try to get near them, she runs after to me barking, growling, and biting me. She has real only-child issues.
I begged to get her for YEARS and my parents didn’t even want a dog. My luck.
And screw whatever health problems a French bull dog may have. You’re going to love the shit out of it and it’ll love you back. Health problems or not, your doggie is still going to be around! I’m getting a little feisty here, I know.
i love it!
Well clearly you’ve never been to a Washington Nationals game, every baseball player is over 6 foot tall and looks like a supermodel! I also have recently fallen in love with Frenchies, and it was a puppy that got me hooked too. Really looking forward to making your recipes this fall and giving this Paleo thing a try…maybe even Crossfit 😉