This Week’s PaleOMG Fashion

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You guys. The other day, I tried to remove one of my fingerprints. Well actually, a thumbprint. Who wants thumbprints anyways. They’re so overrated. And since they’re overrated, I decided removing one of them with a jagged edge of a coconut milk can would be the easiest. So I used the worst can opener of all time to open a can centimeter by centimeter and when the can was almost open, but still holding on by a little edge, I tried to flick it open. In turn, shoving my thumb deep into the can. I instantly gagged and cursed a lot of things. I surprisingly didn’t lose the whole thumbprint. But I do have 3 sexy stitches. Is my thumbprint going to be different now? Now that’s what I’d like to know. F*ck you crappy can opener. I hate your guts!

Workout outfit time! I’m IN LOVE with these Splits 59 pull overs. I have a pink one and a turquoise one and I can’t get enough. They are super soft and comfortable and they aren’t too baggy or too tight. Just perfect. I plan on wearing these all fall long. Which I’m hoping lasts for a while. ITSALREADYOCTOBER?? What the.


Lululemon Wunder Unders for $72 | Splits 59 White Ashby Ribbed Tank for $45 | Splits 59 Calypso Astrid Saturn Back Pullover for $85 | Lululemon Bang Buster for $18 }

I’ve had this dress for a while now and I’ve been saving it for a special day. Well, nothing special happened other than I wore the dress I’ve been wanting to wear for a while. Exciting, I know. But it did give me an excuse to wear these shoes. I’ve had them since college and they are scuffed up from dancing on bars…then falling off bars, but I will never be able to throw them away. They are so comfortable and kind of weird looking. I love it.


Lilly Striped Dress for $46 from Monica’s Closet (similar one here) | Jacket from Francesca’s for $45 (similar one and another one) | Long gold chain necklace fromInspyre Boutique for $15 | Black Wool Felt Ranger Hat from Lucky Brand for $59.50 (I removed the black and white detailing around the hat) | Beige Booties from 2010 from TJ Maxx for $50 (ps one of my favorite pair of shoes of.all.time.) }

Another workout outfit! Probably my most comfortable one. I’m obsessed with Vinyasa scarves. Just you wait. Soon the only thing on my Fashion Friday posts is going to those scarves. I have four…and I may have just ordered another one. Don’t tell me boyfriend. I’ll be hiding that package. Damnit, he just saw me type that. Oh forgot to tell you, along with stitches, I had to get a tetanus shot too. That sh*t effing hurts. It made me trap sore. Then I got a headache. Pretty sure it hurts more than getting my thumb shaved off.


Rev Up Racerback Seamless Tank from Athleta ON SALE for $40 | Splits 59 Aspen Gia Jersey L/S Hoodie for $84 | Lululemon Wunder Unders for $72 | Lululemon Vinyasa Scarf in Hyper Strip Heather Black for $48 }

Ok, let’s talk about this. How do people wear leather pants or leggings on a regular basis? My legs were literally sweating. My thighs. I didn’t even know my thighs could sweat. Crotch, for sure, but thighs? Weird. I couldn’t wait to get them off. But man were they cute!


{ Patches Of Love Top in Maroon from Hope’s for $35 (similar shirt here) |  Trouve Faux Leather Front Leggings for $45 from Nordstrom (similar pair here) | Taupe of Your Life Booties from Modcloth now $34| Necklace is from Francesca’s for $32 }

Where is your favorite place to shop for fall right now??

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Oh, Hi! I’m Juli.

I’m a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don’t know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.


30 thoughts on “This Week’s PaleOMG Fashion”

  1. i have a vinyasa scarf and i’ve watched the girl in the video show me how to wear it a bajillion ways but it goes so fast! It would be awesome if you did a video on how you wear yours-SLOWLY so i can wear it too:)

  2. That maroon top is ridiculously cute. I finally ordered a couple of the ashby tanks from splits 59 and I’m completely in love. I’m also a huge fan of the vinyasa scarves and have 2, although I wish I had a dark neutral as mine are pink and turquoise! I love these fashion fridays as I’m kind of a shopping junkie at heart:)

  3. Love love live that last outfit. Even though you sweated balls in it, the look is hot! (Figuratively and literally I guess) happy Friday!

  4. I wish I could weather leather leggings here in Houston, but it would seriously turn out to be what happened to Ross in that episode. Love the booties and the burgundy together…Perfect for fall. PS: I always look forward to t hess posts. Happy Friday! XOXO

  5. Hi Juli! My girlfriend and I love reading your blog and Fashion Fridays have been a nice addition (more for my GF, but it helps me keep up with the trends, too, I guess). Just one question – why don’t you have someone else take the pictures?

  6. Love the gia jersey hoodie! What size did you order? It says it’s flowy so I’m not sure if I should get a M or a S and we are about the same size!

    Oh and I love these posts too… “haters gonnna hate hate hate hate hate.”

  7. You look amazing in those leather leggings. I really want those you posted, but I’m nervous about my thunder thighs!!!

  8. Faux leather leggings are the best! But, only in the ass cold of winter. I wanted to wear them the other day here in Utah, but I started to sweat just barely pulling them up. Haha! Needless to say they’ll have to wait until the weather gets chilly.
    Thank you for keeping me entertained regularly with your humor. I love it! I think we could be friends.

  9. Juli, I just love Fashion Fridays!! Thank you so much for the inspiration and ideas as my body has changed since eating so many of your recipes and doing crossfit for 9 months now!! Keep up the great work!

  10. LMAO on your comment on the leather pants!! Total friends episode. I would love a pair of leather pants but would be afraid of needing to be cut out of them .

    I am really loving all the Split59 workout clothes that you feature. Quality wise, are they about the same as Lululemons?

    BTW, I host a weekly TBT Fashion link up and would love for you to join me on Thursdays.


  11. All I could think about after reading this is Ross with the baby powder and leather pants…
    “Ross: They’re still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!
    Joey: Really? Uh, what color is it?
    Ross: What difference does that make?!
    Joey: Well, I’m just… If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won’t know the difference! ”

    Paste pants, 2015 hottest trend.

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