This Week’s PaleOMG Fashion

You guys. The other day, I tried to remove one of my fingerprints. Well actually, a thumbprint. Who wants thumbprints anyways. They’re so overrated. And since they’re overrated, I decided removing one of them with a jagged edge of a coconut milk can would be the easiest. So I used the worst can opener of all time to open a can centimeter by centimeter and when the can was almost open, but still holding on by a little edge, I tried to flick it open. In turn, shoving my thumb deep into the can. I instantly gagged and cursed a lot of things. I surprisingly didn’t lose the whole thumbprint. But I do have 3 sexy stitches. Is my thumbprint going to be different now? Now that’s what I’d like to know. F*ck you crappy can opener. I hate your guts!

Workout outfit time! I’m IN LOVE with these Splits 59 pull overs. I have a pink one and a turquoise one and I can’t get enough. They are super soft and comfortable and they aren’t too baggy or too tight. Just perfect. I plan on wearing these all fall long. Which I’m hoping lasts for a while. ITSALREADYOCTOBER?? What the.

{ Lululemon Wunder Unders for $72 | Splits 59 White Ashby Ribbed Tank for $45 | Splits 59 Calypso Astrid Saturn Back Pullover for $85 | Lululemon Bang Buster for $18 }

I’ve had this dress for a while now and I’ve been saving it for a special day. Well, nothing special happened other than I wore the dress I’ve been wanting to wear for a while. Exciting, I know. But it did give me an excuse to wear these shoes. I’ve had them since college and they are scuffed up from dancing on bars…then falling off bars, but I will never be able to throw them away. They are so comfortable and kind of weird looking. I love it.

{ Lilly Striped Dress for $46 from Monica’s Closet (similar one here) | Jacket from Francesca’s for $45 (similar one and another one) | Long gold chain necklace fromInspyre Boutique for $15 | Black Wool Felt Ranger Hat from Lucky Brand for $59.50 (I removed the black and white detailing around the hat) | Beige Booties from 2010 from TJ Maxx for $50 (ps one of my favorite pair of shoes of.all.time.) }

Another workout outfit! Probably my most comfortable one. I’m obsessed with Vinyasa scarves. Just you wait. Soon the only thing on my Fashion Friday posts is going to those scarves. I have four…and I may have just ordered another one. Don’t tell me boyfriend. I’ll be hiding that package. Damnit, he just saw me type that. Oh forgot to tell you, along with stitches, I had to get a tetanus shot too. That sh*t effing hurts. It made me trap sore. Then I got a headache. Pretty sure it hurts more than getting my thumb shaved off.

{ Rev Up Racerback Seamless Tank from Athleta ON SALE for $40 | Splits 59 Aspen Gia Jersey L/S Hoodie for $84 | Lululemon Wunder Unders for $72 | Lululemon Vinyasa Scarf in Hyper Strip Heather Black for $48 }

Ok, let’s talk about this. How do people wear leather pants or leggings on a regular basis? My legs were literally sweating. My thighs. I didn’t even know my thighs could sweat. Crotch, for sure, but thighs? Weird. I couldn’t wait to get them off. But man were they cute!

{ Patches Of Love Top in Maroon from Hope’s for $35 (similar shirt here) |  Trouve Faux Leather Front Leggings for $45 from Nordstrom (similar pair here) | Taupe of Your Life Booties from Modcloth now $34| Necklace is from Francesca’s for $32 }

Where is your favorite place to shop for fall right now??