OMG I’m excited. No, not because I am making caramel bars today, but because we got something really cool this week. You ready? You excited?
MEN’S PALEOMG SHIRTS ARE HERE! Boom.
So happy to have some men actually repping my shirts! That’s crazy! These men shirts are great. They are American Apparel 50/50 and say PaleOMG in yellow. Straight up yellow people! That’s the color of happiness if you didn’t know! And happy PaleOMG clothed people = healthy people. It’s science. I’ve done the research. Which has included eating far too many dates while wearing a PaleOMG shirt and being judged by paleo purists. Being judged sucks.
Check out some of the ladies who have been rocking the women’s tanks and tshirts at their gyms! Badass women all around the world! So cool!






Holy balls. If that ain’t inspiring right there, I don’t know what is. All amazing women, all taking care of their bodies, and all being incredibly supportive of me. So.Freaking.Cool. Thank you guys for your support and for sending me your pictures!!
So what about you men out there? Are you manly enough to sport the PaleOMG men’s shirt like my friend here? He looks wicked good in it! I know you will too! Click here to purchase yours today!! And email me your pics of yourself in your PaleOMG shirt! I don’t care if you’re eating a bowl of ice cream covered in oreo cookies while sporting the shirt, I still want to see how awesome you look in it!
Southwest Turkey Sliders over Spicy Avocado Slaw
- Yield: 4 1x
Ingredients
For the burgers
- 1lb ground turkey
- 1/4 red onion, minced
- 1/4 red onion, thinly sliced
- 1/2 poblano pepper, diced
- 1/2 red bell pepper, diced
- 1 teaspoon ground cumin
- 1/2 teaspoon ground red pepper
- salt and pepper, to taste
- 1 tablespoon fat (I used bacon fat)
For the slaw
- 1 small head of cabbage or bag of cabbage, chopped
- 2 avocados
- 1 tablespoon olive oil
- 1 teaspoon lime juice
- 1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
- 1 teaspoon ground cumin
- 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper
- salt and pepper, to taste
Instructions
First make your burgers
- Add all your ingredients for your burgers in a large bowl.
- Shape small burger patties.
- Heat up a large skillet under medium heat with a bit of fat in it (I used bacon fat) and add your sliders. Flip after about 3-5 minutes or when you see the sides of your sliders begin to turn a white color (meaning they are cooking through).
Now make your slaw
- Pull out your handy dandy food processor, add all your ingredients for the slaw other than the cabbage and pulse until smooth.
- Pour your avocado “mayo” on the cabbage and mix. Top off with a bit of salt and pepper.
- Place your cabbage on a plate and top off with your sliders!
- Consume!












Seriously caramel bars……drooooool!!!!!!!!!
Make it happen like now woman & I mean yesterday
I guess you can tell I have 4 days to go on my 30 day paleo challenge huh, sugar is my crack & I need a hit
I just had A LOT of it
Just ordered my shirt! Glad you finally got some for the rest of us.
You’re awesome Jeff! Thank you for your support!
Looks great, I’m new to paleo and your recipes are helping tremendously! I think I’ve made your jambalaya 3 times in the past month and a half! Do you think the lime and lemon juices will help preserve the avocado slaw overnight so I can send leftovers in hubby’s lunch?
Glad you like the recipes Elizabeth!! The avocado keeps BUT it doesnt look that pretty. So just warn him lol
We had these last night, and the leftovers today for lunch. It kept really well, and was so delicious, can’t wait to make them, again! Another great recipe!
Yay! Glad it kept well Elizabet!
Ohh my gosh I made this last night and it was fricken delicious!! So in love. LOVE. And easy (except for all the chopping into teenytiny pieces)! Loved it. Will definitely be making it again.
Yeah the chopping blows!
You can buy bags of slaw already chopped! What a freakin’ life + time saver!
I hate chopping cabbage too. I need a MADALIN. Har, Juli. Yo’ mama is a funny lady.
Me too pat, me too
Dear Juli without an E, This recipe was rad. I’m with you…the more red pepper flakes, the better. Thank you for your totally real Paleo blog. Es-ok to lust after da nasty processed crap as long as you fillerup with the good stuff. And you, my friend, bring the good stuff. I love your blog and your thighs.
Love,
Julie with an E
You’re awesome JuliE. Thanks for liking my blatant honesty 🙂
OMG JULI I AM SO MAKING THIS!
Sometime next week, as I have a ton of meat in the freezer/fridge to go through.
LOVE the slaw with avocado. What an awesome mayo substitute, as I can’t eat mayo right now anyway. Avocado is God’s food, I SWEAR.
So true!
Made this the other night…so good! Even my non-paleo eating parents tried it and liked it.
Also, placing an order for a men’s shirt for my husband. I already have my tank and love it. I have to support the place where I get about 95% of my paleo recipes 🙂
You are wonderful Tracie! Thank you so much for your support! Glad you are liking the recipes!
Juli, your women’s tanks…they fit anything like American Apparel?
Otherwise I may buy a men’s XS shirt, cuz I like how they look 🙂
I don’t know what you are asking Pat.
The only tanks I buy are American Apparel 🙂 So I’m not familiar with the sizing of these guys.
ive never had an american apparel shirt, but Bella tanks are pretty true to size. I wear a medium in everything, including those tanks and shirt
I’m tall and have no boobs. I think I’d do fine with a small.
My roommate is the same. Perfecto