Seriously. Could these get any more adorable? You use silicone shaped molds and they make anything cute. I swear. You could even stuff meat into these shapes and make them cute. Heart burger nuggets? What a genius idea. I’m seriously a genius. Or maybe I’m just on a sugar high from eating these little guys.

So I’m not feeling too hot. Three days of eating out at restaurants, drinking during the day, and walking miles has finally hit me. Yesterday, I tried to workout at 10am and you know what I did? I did a clean and jerk and smacked the bar directly into my chin. I haven’t done that since the first time I tried clean and jerks in a rec center, knowing absolutely nothing about what I was doing. So is my chin bruised? Yes. Is it chubby? Yes. Is my ego bruised? Hell no. I’m tired as balls. And my joints ache. I’m just proud to get through a workout after the weekend. I don’t understand how people drink all the time and still have a great workout. I barely drank in Vegas and I’m a walking train wreck.

But being back in Colorado has reminded me that I’m over the snow. I mean, we have it easy here. The sun is shining, it’s not bone chilling cold, but ughhhhh

Ok, so I need your help. When I moved into my new place, which is the greatest apartment ever (just fyi), I got Amazon Prime along with Netflix. Which is super great EXCEPT I have absolutely no idea what to watch. I need a new series since I finished Homeland, Orange is the New Black, and kind of Breaking Bad (I have to finish that series in small bouts because of its intense depressive nature). So what do I watch now? I need something I can get hooked to. Give me ideas, people!!

Anyone else extremely excited to see the second 300 movie? I AM!!

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Strawberry Raspberry Milkshake Fudge Hearts

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  • Yield: 4-5 1x

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Instructions

  1. Add strawberries and raspberries to a blendtec and puree until smooth.
  2. Then add maple syrup, vanilla, coconut cream, soaked cashews, and coconut oil and blend at the highest power for 10-15 seconds until smooth and creamy.
  3. Now you can do two things. Either pour the mixture into silicone cups OR pour the mixture onto parchment paper, smooth out and garnish with shredded coconut and chocolate chips. Make these treats however you’d like to eat them.
  4. Place in freeze to freeze for 2+ hours. Serve immediately and store in freezer.

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159 Comments

  1. maria says:

    shameless us great show

  2. katie w says:

    I started watching Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 and was totally hooked! It is such a ridiculous show in the best way possible and James Van Der Beek is hilarious, especially when he becomes a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. It was a sad day when that show was cancelled =(

  3. Shannon says:

    House of Cards on Netflix. Very good show and second season comes out Feb. 14th

  4. Christina says:

    Instant Queue recommendations!
    – Call the Midwife – 1950s England, charming
    – Firefly – sci-fi cowboys
    – Leverage – bad guys turned good
    – Sherlock – modern day Holmes
    – Once Upon a Time – has the first 2 seasons

    Basically binge-watched those series on Netflix. 🙂

  5. Tara Q says:

    Go stream Firefly. There are only thirteen episodes. But then you get to watch the movie, Serenity! Warning: this is a Joss Whedon show/movie. People you love WILL DIE AND BREAK YOUR HEART.

    Seriously, just shut up and go watch it.

    It is about cowboys. Five hundred years from now. In space. And strawberries are involved.

    Then, once you’ve fallen in love with Nathan Fillion, go watch Castle.

  6. Tara Q says:

    Also, in regards to the actual recipe, are these really hard if they have to be stored frozen? The fridge doesn’t keep them solid?

    1. juli says:

      depending on the fridge, they could become slightly soft, so i would store them in the freezer to be safe

  7. Marike says:

    Just started watching True Detective, I’m already hooked. Breaking Bad is insanely good – so much character development! I finished each season on a Friday night – one loooong addictive movie!

  8. Amee says:

    I didn’t see this mentioned and yeah I took notes myself for some new ideas. … Covert Affairs. I Love this show! Piper Pierbo stays out as a new CIA agent. Maybe I Love it because I want to be a CIA agent when I grow up?

  9. Kelsey says:

    I read your blog daily for a dose of hilarity!
    I agree with some of the above suggestions: Rules of Engagement, Bones, but my favorite is:
    Hot in Cleveland….can’t beat Betty White. I am just a sucker for comedies.
    Hope your new place is great, would love to see pics! 🙂

  10. Olivia@ OmNom Love says:

    These look fantastic! I can’t wait to try them!

    I recommend Sherlock if you’re in to mysteries and British TV shows. Raising Hope is hilarious and it doesn’t take much thinking power to watch, unlike Sherlock. Parks and Rec is good, too.